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gblowfish
02-29-2012, 10:02 AM
I wonder if this poor schmuck was related to Wyle E. Coyote...

http://tinyurl.com/7ot99vl

HAVELOCK, N.C. -- Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette.

Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning set himself on fire. Banning was transported to UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill, where he died early Tuesday morning.

City spokeswoman Diane Miller said investigators believe Banning was at a friend's apartment when he apparently mistook a jar of gasoline sitting by the kitchen sink for a beverage. After taking a gulp, he spit the gas out and got some on his clothes.

Sometime later, investigators say Banning went outside to smoke a cigarette and burst into flame.

Havelock police and the city fire marshal are continuing their investigation.

Bane
02-29-2012, 10:03 AM
That's why I drive a duramax.

ChiTown
02-29-2012, 10:08 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IvuXM4u8DAg/THXtxl8iIVI/AAAAAAAAAmE/qqR2aJG03ug/s1600/Two_Face_6711.jpg

Dartgod
02-29-2012, 10:10 AM
Ok, my first question would be, why was there a jar of gasoline just "sitting by the kitchen sink"?

Me thinks there's more to this story.

"Hold my beer and watch this".

Dartgod
02-29-2012, 10:12 AM
Also, I was going to make an inflammatory remark, but decided against it.

AndChiefs
02-29-2012, 10:13 AM
Ok, my first question would be, why was there a jar of gasoline just "sitting by the kitchen sink"?

Me thinks there's more to this story.

"Hold my beer and watch this".

I don't know about you but I have jars of gasoline all over my house. You never know when you might need it.

BigCatDaddy
02-29-2012, 10:13 AM
He went down in a blaze of glory.

crossbow
02-29-2012, 10:14 AM
After you knew you drank gasoline why would you light a fire? Besides, gasoline is a chemical that burns your skin so you would want to wash it off or at least take your soaked shirt off.

Dartgod
02-29-2012, 10:15 AM
He went down in a blaze of gory.

Fixed it.

Sofa King
02-29-2012, 10:15 AM
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l556/singleladad/youngfrank.gif

ChiTown
02-29-2012, 10:17 AM
After you knew you drank gasoline why would you light a fire? Besides, gasoline is a chemical that burns your skin so you would want to wash it off or at least take your soaked shirt off.

Are you really trying to explain WHY our newest Darwin Nominee wasn't smarter than the average road-side rock? It can not be reasoned.

seclark
02-29-2012, 10:18 AM
i'm not getting fired up over a Banning.
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big nasty kcnut
02-29-2012, 10:21 AM
This burn me up that this guy was that stupid.

threebag02
02-29-2012, 10:21 AM
He must have been fuming mad someone drank his gas.

boogblaster
02-29-2012, 10:21 AM
fire-eating is outta-style ......

Sofa King
02-29-2012, 10:33 AM
I think i know what happened.

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x354/Boyd508/1242925699_fire_breathing_gone_wrong.gif

threebag02
02-29-2012, 10:43 AM
I bet Brian Reed could get to the bottom of this.

ChiTown
02-29-2012, 10:45 AM
I think i know what happened.

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x354/Boyd508/1242925699_fire_breathing_gone_wrong.gif

LMAO

Fucking idiots, all of them

InChiefsHell
02-29-2012, 10:46 AM
I think i know what happened.

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x354/Boyd508/1242925699_fire_breathing_gone_wrong.gif

I love how his buddy kept filming...

journeyscarab
02-29-2012, 10:49 AM
This looks to be a hot topic today.

RockChalk
02-29-2012, 11:25 AM
I love how his buddy kept filming...

Good on the one buddy for smothering that fire with his bare hands.

threebag02
02-29-2012, 11:28 AM
Good on the one buddy for smothering that fire with his bare hands.

Nut???