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Deberg_1990
03-02-2012, 06:23 PM
CARROLLTON, TX —A 55-year-old grandmother of two is looking to become a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

According to CBSDFW.com, Sharon Simmons will be 56 by the time auditions come around in early May, but she said she’ll blend right in with women in their 20s and 30s.

Simmons, a national fitness competitor, said there’s no difference between her body and those of the 19-year-olds who will be trying out, the station reports.

The oldest NFL cheerleader on record is 42.

Simmons said she decided to audition after using the Cowboys cheerleader uniform as inspiration for a fitness costume last December. She believes her experience in competing and talking with judges will help her earn a spot on the squad.

But whether she makes the team or not Simmons said she’s “having a blast."

http://myfox8.com/2012/03/01/grandma-55-to-audition-as-dallas-cowboys-cheerleader/

scho63
03-02-2012, 06:32 PM
That's one super hot GILF!!!

She can cheer for me anytime....

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-02-2012, 07:13 PM
Bump

Deberg_1990
03-02-2012, 08:31 PM
I would

threebag02
03-02-2012, 09:18 PM
I bet she has a muff comb over

Disgruntled_Parent via SR's IP in GA
03-02-2012, 09:20 PM
I bet she has a very beautiful clitoris.

Disgruntled_Parent via SR's IP in GA
03-02-2012, 09:21 PM
This place if amazing, you can cuss and nobody cares. Not too bad for a NFL site. Rock on... Everybody overall is pretty cool.

threebag02
03-02-2012, 09:22 PM
I bet it's been beat to death and the tongue is hanging out.

Disgruntled_Parent via SR's IP in GA
03-02-2012, 09:23 PM
I bet it's been beat to death and the tongue is hanging out.

unfolds? same as boobs, unfolds?

listopencil
03-02-2012, 11:11 PM
"Simmons, a national fitness competitor, said there’s no difference between her body and those of the 19-year-olds who will be trying out, the station reports."

Well...except that hers is 36 years older.

Sofa King
03-02-2012, 11:12 PM
"Simmons, a national fitness competitor, said there’s no difference between her body and those of the 19-year-olds who will be trying out, the station reports."

Well...except that hers is 36 years older.

and probably smells like bengay and vagisil.

listopencil
03-02-2012, 11:13 PM
and probably smells like bengay and vagisil.

...and Grandpa.

bricks
03-02-2012, 11:14 PM
I would

the whole thing. Totally. No question about it.

Phobia
03-02-2012, 11:19 PM
"Simmons, a national fitness competitor, said there’s no difference between her body and those of the 19-year-olds who will be trying out, the station reports."

Well...except that hers is 36 years older.

And she probably knows how to work it.

Mojo Jojo
03-02-2012, 11:38 PM
Sad the Cowboys have a 55 year old trying out that is hotter than the Chiefs Cheerleaders.

bevischief
03-03-2012, 06:15 AM
and probably smells like bengay and vagisil.

this.

bevischief
03-03-2012, 06:15 AM
Just like Manning...

L.A. Chieffan
03-03-2012, 09:25 AM
http://simplyrecipes.com/photos/prime-rib-roast-beef.jpg

Bane
03-03-2012, 09:26 AM
Yes.

scho63
03-03-2012, 09:37 AM
http://simplyrecipes.com/photos/prime-rib-roast-beef.jpg

That Roast Beef is too rare and juicy-that's what it USED to look like and this is probably what it looks like now....
:D

Here's her personal site-photoshop is evident

http://fitnessanyage.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSQfhA725OM

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loochy
03-03-2012, 10:41 AM
http://simplyrecipes.com/photos/prime-rib-roast-beef.jpg

Well if that's the case then make me a damn sandwich.

http://www.aspaceapart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/9.jpg

Predarat
03-03-2012, 11:29 AM
She looks about the same age as that Whitney chick in the TV show.