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bevischief
03-04-2012, 08:54 AM
Cooking 13 bean soup with Chorizo. You?

notorious
03-04-2012, 09:00 AM
Why do beans make me fart?

bevischief
03-04-2012, 09:08 AM
Why do beans make me fart?

Because you forgot a tablespoon of baking soda in the mix.

KurtCobain
03-04-2012, 10:53 AM
You're a dude! Go put some refried in the microwave or hit up taco bell.

Baconeater
03-04-2012, 10:54 AM
Cool beans.

threebag02
03-04-2012, 11:38 AM
Bean there done that

Thig Lyfe
03-04-2012, 11:41 AM
Why do beans make me fart?

Peyton Manning

Okie_Apparition
03-04-2012, 11:42 AM
beans are abortion!
what about the sprouts

DaKCMan AP
03-04-2012, 11:44 AM
Why do beans make me fart?

You've gotta soak yer beans

Buck
03-04-2012, 11:52 AM
I haven't had beans in months.

ElGringo
03-04-2012, 12:06 PM
Just got done harvesting beans.

KurtCobain
03-04-2012, 12:51 PM
I haven't had beans in months.

BEANER

Pablo
03-04-2012, 12:52 PM
BEANERHEY NOW GUY.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-04-2012, 12:55 PM
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.

gblowfish
03-04-2012, 01:16 PM
From the website "I Love Bacteria:;

"Why are farts stinky? Gas produced by bacteria tcan smell bad if you've been eating sulphur containing food, such as cabbages. Hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans are sulphur-containing fart components, and even in small amounts are not pleasant. Nitrogen containing compounds such as indole and skatole also add to the characteristic aroma of a fart. Skatole, by the way, happens to be the main reason why we do not eat out own poop, but that is another story."