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Dr. Facebook Fever
03-05-2012, 11:50 PM
One poster. No more. Who is it?

Mine's Lumpy.

Many others provide more insight on topics dear to my heart and are good friends but Lump is Lump and she's the one person I always gravitate to when I see she was the last to make a comment on a particular thread... I almost always go there to see what she said.

It's not some stupid attraction thinking she's hot or anything dumb like that... Gonzo is my man too. (No homo). I just enjoy Lumpy most if I had to pick just one... which I'm now asking you to do.

Lump does wear a dirty pink tutu though fwiw.

pr_capone
03-05-2012, 11:52 PM
/obligatory bullshit popularity contest thread
//Milkman goes RAAARW
///Simply Red is easily amon my favs. Love getting into .gif posting wars with the dude.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-05-2012, 11:53 PM
/obligatory bullshit popularity contest thread
//Milkman goes RAAARW
///Simply Red is easily amon my favs. Love getting into .gif posting wars with the dude.

If I can piss off the popularity contest haters then more power to me.

SR is top 10 for me though too.

Baconeater
03-06-2012, 12:00 AM
What the fuck noonan?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8382603&postcount=58

This really hurts.

Kyle DeLexus
03-06-2012, 12:00 AM
I'd say #1Chief. He may only have 1 post, but damnit that one post about the NBA was quality. I don't even like the NBA.

Kyle DeLexus
03-06-2012, 12:01 AM
What the fuck noonan?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8382603&postcount=58

This really hurts.

That was last month Bug. Keep up.

KILLER_CLOWN
03-06-2012, 12:01 AM
Tom Cash or that Iscariot Silver guy whom is campaigning for Gingrich as we speak.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:02 AM
What the **** noonan?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8382603&postcount=58

This really hurts.

You're a close #2 Bug. Close. And shit.

Baconeater
03-06-2012, 12:03 AM
Mine used to be beer me, but now it's Joey.

Fritz88
03-06-2012, 12:04 AM
eric007

Kyle DeLexus
03-06-2012, 12:04 AM
I'll pay someone $25000 casino cash to say I'm their favorite.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:06 AM
Mine used to be beer me, but now it's Joey.

That's fair.

Stupid ass late night threads rock.

Bane
03-06-2012, 12:06 AM
Milkman

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:07 AM
I'll pay someone $25000 casino cash to say I'm their favorite.

You and cabletech are the two I decided to befriend this year so you're both in my top 10.

Kyle DeLexus
03-06-2012, 12:10 AM
You and cabletech are the two I decided to befriend this year so you're both in my top 10.

By the end of the year, I'll be top 3 (It'll be hard to beat out bug and lumpy). I'm like Eric Hosmer, it's going to be a breakout year.

Shogun
03-06-2012, 12:11 AM
shogun

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:13 AM
By the end of the year, I'll be top 3 (It'll be hard to beat out bug and lumpy). I'm like Eric Hosmer, it's going to be a breakout year.

I have faith in you.... and Hosmer.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:14 AM
shogun

Top 10 just doesn't post enough.

SPchief
03-06-2012, 12:14 AM
Beerme has lost his burst

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:16 AM
Beerme has lost his burst

beer me rarely has one... and you don't like me anyway.

Disgruntled_Parent via SR's IP in GA
03-06-2012, 12:20 AM
i'd really appreciate it if the moderator would change my name back to Disgruntled_Parent - I have rec'd a feedback indicating a WallCrawler thinks i'm Simplyred, I'm not this person, i have no idea what you all are talking about most of the time.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:22 AM
i'd really appreciate it if the moderator would change my name back to Disgruntled_Parent - I have rec'd a feedback indicating a WallCrawler thinks i'm Simplyred, I'm not this person, i have no idea what you all are talking about most of the time.

This will work better than pming a mod.

Baconeater
03-06-2012, 12:32 AM
i'd really appreciate it if the moderator would change my name back to Disgruntled_Parent - I have rec'd a feedback indicating a WallCrawler thinks i'm Simplyred, I'm not this person, i have no idea what you all are talking about most of the time.
Send Bob Dole a PM, he'll have this cleared up by Neverday.

Phobia
03-06-2012, 12:33 AM
I am my own favorite. But Beerme is moving up my list. He's on my top 10 along with about 560 other members.

Phobia
03-06-2012, 12:35 AM
i'd really appreciate it if the moderator would change my name back to Disgruntled_Parent - I have rec'd a feedback indicating a WallCrawler thinks i'm Simplyred, I'm not this person, i have no idea what you all are talking about most of the time.

I think you're Simply Red too. And I'm right. If you want to be renamed back to D_G you have to swear off ever whining about mults ever again.

SPchief
03-06-2012, 12:37 AM
i'd really appreciate it if the moderator would change my name back to Disgruntled_Parent - I have rec'd a feedback indicating a WallCrawler thinks i'm Simplyred, I'm not this person, i have no idea what you all are talking about most of the time.

Bob Dole is your man, but you allready know this SR

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:40 AM
I am my own favorite. But Beerme is moving up my list. He's on my top 10 along with about 560 other members.

Piss off ya big stupid fathead.

Phobia
03-06-2012, 12:41 AM
Piss off ya big stupid fathead.

Eat a fart.

Guru
03-06-2012, 12:44 AM
too many favorites to name only one.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:44 AM
Why would a perfectly good poster like Simply Red create a mult of a similar name? I don't get it if that's the case. Maybe I need another 3 year hiatus lol.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:44 AM
Eat a fart.

That's gross.

Otter
03-06-2012, 12:47 AM
otter

He's smart, handsome, aging like a fine wine and is always right.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:48 AM
otter

He's smart, handsome, aging like a fine wine and is always right.

Don't know him.

Phobia
03-06-2012, 12:52 AM
Why would a perfectly good poster like Simply Red create a mult of a similar name? I don't get it if that's the case. Maybe I need another 3 year hiatus lol.

He didn't. His name was "Disgruntled_Parent". SR was one of the bigger complainers of mults over the years so imagine our shock when we found a mult of his own. So, the Simpler name is some mod abuse.

Otter
03-06-2012, 12:52 AM
Don't know him.

Brad Pitt wants to be as handsome, George St.Pierre wants to be able to fight as well and Phobia is jealous of head size.

It's a marvel.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:59 AM
He didn't. His name was "Disgruntled_Parent". SR was one of the bigger complainers of mults over the years so imagine our shock when we found a mult of his own. So, the Simpler name is some mod abuse.

Your post is very confusing. He didn't... a mult of his own... I don't know who is who here. Sigh.

Claynus
03-06-2012, 01:00 AM
BossChief.

SPchief
03-06-2012, 01:00 AM
SR has had a few mults IFRC

HoneyBadger
03-06-2012, 01:00 AM
Thanks guys for starting a thread where everyone can say I'm their favorite!!!

SPchief
03-06-2012, 01:03 AM
Your post is very confusing. He didn't... a mult of his own... I don't know who is who here. Sigh.

He created an account to troll, got caught and got his name changed to reflect who that name is. Then proceeded to bitch about the name change under the mult proclaiming his innocence. That's what I've gathered.

pr_capone
03-06-2012, 01:03 AM
Thanks guys for starting a thread where everyone can say I'm their favorite!!!

I really didn't think you would give a shit about this.

crazycoffey
03-06-2012, 01:29 AM
All around favorite, it's tough to say. On the warpath is a friend now in real life and I met him through CP, so he has to be either the top or near to it. We don't agree on everything here, but we always get along. And of course the majority of posters I've gotten to "know" in the 10pm thread; any one of them could contend for "my favorite" poster. I've had a few drinks with Luv and Dundit. Guru and Milk stand out some too (if not mentioned elsewhere) I really miss simplex from the 10pm crew the most.

Gonzo and I have good retorts, mostly of good "bar humor", IE- sitting around a favorite watering hole and Bullshitting with a buddy over a few drinks. I've talked to Simply Red a few times, and he's such a good stand up dude, we could easily be good buddies IRL too. I don't know - I guess we're missing an "it factor".

TinyE, Floppy, Rocky mountain chief, and Pest and I all got along pretty good here and at the game and casino a couple years ago, although Pest never did take me up on getting drinks while I was here near his neighborhood.....

I like lumpy's takes for all the reasons Beerme mentioned. Zeus is my brother, but he's not on here much. Joey is a bit spastic at times, but I like him. Phobia is kinda the most like me, but he's carrying too much lore and legacy here. Kinda like Rainman and Fax have so much lore associated to them, but not seemingly like me. (I don't know enough about them to say anything like that). Check all that, Dole, FDE and Nzoner also seem a lot like me. But even though I've never met those three in real life either, I dig what I've learned about them here and their vibe. Well, I did meet FDE, but it was just a few fast words, though he did a good job with his words those few moments....

big red Chief and his packages certainly gains a lot of ground on my list. I can't say enough about how I appreciated what he does for the troops, it's a little part of all the good in this world that more people should be doing. Even if more would just support the troops in thoughts and actions, even if they disagree with the policy that put our troops in other countries.


I don't know, I guess favorite poster without any stipulations on time known, met in real life, funny takes, Chiefs sports takes, etc. - It's OTWP nearly tied with gonzo and Lumpy not far behind.

jspchief
03-06-2012, 02:46 AM
Dogpiss

dmahurin
03-06-2012, 05:04 AM
Fax. No one can post with enough class to match this man.

crazycoffey
03-06-2012, 05:09 AM
Fax. No one can post with enough class to math this man.

I am a fax mult...

loochy
03-06-2012, 05:15 AM
We all know that a real simply red mult would be using a comic sans font and would act more intelligent than this simpler red clown.

BigMeatballDave
03-06-2012, 05:35 AM
FAX

Saulbadguy
03-06-2012, 05:36 AM
Dogpiss

God damnit!

Nzoner
03-06-2012, 05:50 AM
Check all that, Dole, FDE and Nzoner also seem a lot like me. But even though I've never met those three in real life either, I dig what I've learned about them here and their vibe. Well, I did meet FDE, but it was just a few fast words, though he did a good job with his words those few moments....


Something tells me you'd have fit right in on the roadtrip Stevie and I took to party with Dole.

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 05:57 AM
DaKCMan AP. Duh.

Dartgod
03-06-2012, 06:06 AM
Did I win? Huh? Huh? Did I?

BoneKrusher
03-06-2012, 06:16 AM
a lot of good posters here if i had to pick just one i'd go with beer me.

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 06:24 AM
Did I win? Huh? Huh? Did I?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RsSc3kI17WU/Ta2qa1hTY5I/AAAAAAAAAV8/8NZoiF2C6iA/s1600/winner-illustration1.jpg

You won the grand prize of a free membership to the DaKCMan AP fan club. Upon receipt of $99.17 S&H you will be sent an Awesome membership certificate, membership card, and a program of exclusive membership benefits.

Easy 6
03-06-2012, 06:25 AM
It used to be penz, but he doesnt go off on his patented, theatre of the absurd rants as much as he used to.

Nzoner
03-06-2012, 06:32 AM
Maybe I need another 3 year hiatus lol.

PBJ

Gonzo
03-06-2012, 06:44 AM
Picking a favorite CP poster is like trying to pick out which kid to give the "Sportsmanship" medal to at the special olympics. You don't want to hurt everybody's feelings or they might curl up in the fetal position and cry for an hour, then rip their helmet off and go on a candy bender for 2 days.
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luv
03-06-2012, 06:50 AM
I cannot tell you who mine is. Everyone will think I'm hitting on that person, so I'll keep it to myself.

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 06:54 AM
My favorite poster is the last poster to give me rep...

jspchief
03-06-2012, 06:55 AM
My favorite poster is the last poster to give me rep...I guess it's me then. I just gave you rep.:evil:

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 06:59 AM
I cannot tell you who mine is. Everyone will think I'm hitting on that person, so I'll keep it to myself.

It's ok, you're hitting on the hometeam.

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x354/Boyd508/Airport-1.jpg

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 07:00 AM
I guess it's me then. I just gave you rep.:evil:

You must of accidentally hit the disapprove instead of approve. Ok so did I.

:D

Molitoth
03-06-2012, 07:12 AM
I tend to agree with almost everything Molitoth posts.

tooge
03-06-2012, 07:14 AM
One poster. No more. Who is it?

Mine's Lumpy.

Many others provide more insight on topics dear to my heart and are good friends but Lump is Lump and she's the one person I always gravitate to when I see she was the last to make a comment on a particular thread... I almost always go there to see what she said.

It's not some stupid attraction thinking she's hot or anything dumb like that... Gonzo is my man too. (No homo). I just enjoy Lumpy most if I had to pick just one... which I'm now asking you to do.

Lump does wear a dirty pink tutu though fwiw.

She's Lump She's Lump She's Lump, She's in your head

Nzoner
03-06-2012, 07:17 AM
I tend to agree with almost everything Molitoth posts.

Yeah,he's a fairly bright kid most of the time.

KurtCobain
03-06-2012, 07:17 AM
What does spastic mean?

Reerun_KC
03-06-2012, 07:18 AM
Myself... The rest of you are stupid...

Mr_Tomahawk
03-06-2012, 07:20 AM

Nzoner
03-06-2012, 07:20 AM
My favorite poster on CP...

Sofa King
03-06-2012, 07:21 AM
It's ok, you're hitting on the hometeam.

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x354/Boyd508/Airport-1.jpg

My favorite poster is the one who made this picture.

crossbow
03-06-2012, 07:23 AM
This is childish and some people actually encourage it by responding.

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 07:24 AM
Myself... The rest of you are stupid...

So your favorite poster's intelligence ranks below stupid. Not surprising.

Reerun_KC
03-06-2012, 07:25 AM
So your favorite poster's intelligence ranks below stupid. Not surprising.

When did I vote for you?

ChiTown
03-06-2012, 07:26 AM
American Hero

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 07:27 AM
When did I vote for you?

You didn't. You voted for below stupid, not Awesome. Your favorite poster's supreme lack of intelligence is apparent in his immediate confusion of his vote.

MOhillbilly
03-06-2012, 07:28 AM
Unpossible to pin just one.

Hog Farmer
03-06-2012, 07:34 AM
Milkman


Yep. agreed.

Reerun_KC
03-06-2012, 07:44 AM
You didn't. You voted for below stupid, not Awesome. Your favorite poster's supreme lack of intelligence is apparent in his immediate confusion of his vote.

I could of voted for Awesomely stupid... But I didnt want to give you false hope...

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 07:47 AM
I could of voted for Awesomely stupid... But I didnt want to give you false hope...

Yes.. I would have been disappointed. If you started with 'Awesomely' I'd have been hopeful. Then if you followed it with 'stupid' I would have known it was false hope.

Omaha
03-06-2012, 08:06 AM
WTF??? SOmeone is a little CP whore!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8410385&postcount=11157

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 08:40 AM
My favorite poster on CP...

I'd buy that for a dollar! Holy Fapulas Batman!

Thig Lyfe
03-06-2012, 08:40 AM
Peyton Manning

burt
03-06-2012, 08:42 AM
Unpossible to pin just one.

My thoughts exactly, Mo!

SPATCH
03-06-2012, 08:48 AM
Peyton Manning

Came in here to say this^

Rain Man
03-06-2012, 08:53 AM
My favorite is me. I agree with over 90 percent of my posts.

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 08:57 AM
My favorite is me. I agree with over 90 percent of my posts.

Amazing, Rain Man has me as his favorite, & agrees with over 90 % of my posts. What a guy. Thanks Rain Man. Your not so bad yourself. :thumb:

big nasty kcnut
03-06-2012, 09:17 AM
Mr. Fax because he'll make a post that awesome and sometime he'll bring up the lovely and witty mrs.fax.

Inmem58
03-06-2012, 09:20 AM
Nick Athan

Infidel Goat
03-06-2012, 09:22 AM
I'm surprised that it took 84 posts for Rain Man to get a vote--and then only from himself.

I'll correct that miscarriage of injustice by admitting that Rain Man is my favorite poster.

Donger
03-06-2012, 09:25 AM
chiefs4me

ChiTown
03-06-2012, 09:32 AM
My favorite is me. I agree with over 90 percent of my posts.

:clap:

That's some amazing consistency.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 09:34 AM
a lot of good posters here if i had to pick just one i'd go with beer me.

I'll slide ya that $20 under the table at lunch.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 09:35 AM
This is childish and some people actually encourage it by responding.

You mean like yourself?

Childish... yes it is. I'm betting everyone is able to get over it eventually though.

burt
03-06-2012, 09:37 AM
Why would a perfectly good poster like Simply Red create a mult of a similar name? I don't get it if that's the case. Maybe I need another 3 year hiatus lol.

You were gone?

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 09:37 AM
I cannot tell you who mine is. Everyone will think I'm hitting on that person, so I'll keep it to myself.

Everyone knows you hate me so you can just go ahead and admit it's a love/hate thing.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 09:39 AM
You were gone?

I know, hardly noticable.

Los Pollos Hermanos
03-06-2012, 09:42 AM
I can't decide between Saulbadguy, Old Dog, William the Irish, kstater or ChiTown.

bevischief
03-06-2012, 09:45 AM
I have too many I follow to pick one.

Los Pollos Hermanos
03-06-2012, 09:46 AM
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,chiefs4me,,,,,,,,,,,

FYP

KurtCobain
03-06-2012, 10:51 AM
Bug because hes cool
Rainman because I admire him.

rico
03-06-2012, 11:05 AM
I don't always agree with his stance in various arguments, but that Pawnmower guy has had me busting a gut laughing with some of the comebacks/metaphors he uses.

CHENZ A!
03-06-2012, 11:15 AM
I vote for that chick that posted the pic of her huge fake boobs.

Also that Indian(from India) fella that posted awhile back. Whatthe hell was his name?

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 11:18 AM
I vote for that chick that posted the pic of her huge fake boobs.

Also that Indian(from India) fella that posted awhile back. Whatthe hell was his name?

She wasn't that attractive.

I don't remember the Indian guy. When was that?

CHENZ A!
03-06-2012, 11:24 AM
She wasn't that attractive.

I don't remember the Indian guy. When was that?

Yeah but she did post her big sweaty knockers on a football site so she's at least kirstie tynes level.


It was awhile back, maybe even a couple years ago. English was obviously his second language. I pictured him as Borat.

Gonzo
03-06-2012, 11:27 AM
Yeah but she did post her big sweaty knockers on a football site so she's at least kirstie tynes level.


It was awhile back, maybe even a couple years ago. English was obviously his second language. I pictured him as Borat.

You talking about the chick with the orange cans?

Bowser
03-06-2012, 11:33 AM
I hate you all.

CHENZ A!
03-06-2012, 11:34 AM
You talking about the chick with the orange cans?
Haha I think so.

boogblaster
03-06-2012, 11:35 AM
Fax. No one can post with enough class to match this man.

Yup .. Mr FAX fo me .....

Bowser
03-06-2012, 11:36 AM
kchiefsQT. Should be changed to kchiefsboobie.

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 11:37 AM
You talking about the chick with the orange cans?

ROFL

Otter
03-06-2012, 11:45 AM
It's ok, you're hitting on the hometeam.

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x354/Boyd508/Airport-1.jpg

Why? Dude! Just, why?

You better start lifting weights and become Billy Bad Ass to pull that off.

Mad pussy IN THE HOUSE! I heard about this but thought it was a BS rumor.

Otter
03-06-2012, 11:56 AM
Why? Dude! Just, why?

You better start lifting weights and become Billy Bad Ass to pull that off.

Mad pussy IN THE HOUSE! I heard about this but thought it was a BS rumor.

They look like a bunch of penis coming down. What the **** were you thinking? I hope you were really fucked up in Vegas and can laugh about this.

Well, I shit my pants on the way to work a couple weeks ago and had a bad day. You make me feel smart.

Otter
03-06-2012, 12:20 PM
Wow. I"m sending this to Steve-O on Twitter.

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 12:21 PM
Wait! Beer me likes me?! He really likes me?!

My work here is done!

http://stylemannerisms.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/1291661358584.gif

tooge
03-06-2012, 12:24 PM
can't pick one. I can say that there are probably 20 here that make me laugh my ass off with some of the pics they post and photoshop (tatoo guy thread). Then there are another 10 or so that I respect the info they put on here about various subjects, like Phobia, NZoner, MoH, Sec, etc.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 12:25 PM
Wait! Beer me likes me?! He really likes me?!

My work here is done!



I actually changed my mind. Bugeater is my favorite now. Hey, you had a good run.

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 12:32 PM
I actually changed my mind. Bugeater is my favorite now. Hey, you had a good run.

You're dumping me for that slut?!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkg7lj9AN1qegwdb.gif

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 12:34 PM
You're dumping me for that slut?!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkg7lj9AN1qegwdb.gif

It's ok. Don't worry about no longer being his favorite. I'm still your favorite. I mean you're still my.. number 1 fan.

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 12:41 PM
It's ok. Don't worry about no longer being his favorite. I'm still your favorite. I mean you're still my.. number 1 fan.

That's because you're awesome! :thumb:


In all seriousness, I could never just pick 1 single poster as my "favorite poster". Everyone on here contributes to this place, in one fashion or another. I do have a top ten list of those that have made a real impact on my CP life, but that will not be made public. You know who you are anyway.

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 12:48 PM
In all seriousness, I could never just pick 1 single poster as my "favorite poster". Everyone on here contributes to this place, in one fashion or another.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLQoOPHG9ZnzWF6IqUCPgudi2JykVy3l7d5kq6-860fbsMQaj508E91cVX

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 12:50 PM
That's because you're awesome! :thumb:

Disregard.





:p

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 12:50 PM
Disregard.





:p

http://www.ecosherpa.com/images/notlistening.jpg

Bowser
03-06-2012, 12:51 PM
I give. I'm a giver. It's what I do.

Otter
03-06-2012, 12:56 PM
I'm not picking out any favorite posters because with the exception of one that rhymes with KC_Native I really don't have a problem with anyone and I love everyone but I want to ask Lumpy from a womans opinion on that tattoo.

I know I'm late, I'm busy. What ya think of that Lumpy?

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 01:02 PM
I'm not picking out any favorite posters because with the exception of one that rhymes with KC_Native I really don't have a problem with anyone and I love everyone but I want to ask Lumpy from a womans opinion on that tattoo.

I know I'm late, I'm busy. What ya think of that Lumpy?

Hometeam's tattoo?

Otter
03-06-2012, 01:05 PM
Hometeam's tattoo?

You know the tattoo I'm talking about. Fisty.

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x354/Boyd508/photobucket-1747-1329857512943.jpg

Otter
03-06-2012, 01:10 PM
Jeopardy toon..

Gonzo
03-06-2012, 01:13 PM
What really sets that Tat off is the pepperoni nipples and ingrown hair.

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 01:13 PM
You know the tattoo I'm talking about. Fisty.

Yeah... hometeam's tattoo. You want my honest opinion, huh? I don't know why, but here it goes...

The arrowhead would have been better w/o "KC". That isn't a hit against the Chiefs or him being a Chiefs fan, but there is no way to make that look good w/ the arrow pointing down.

The feathers look ok, but you can tell that they weren't positioned correctly, (distance from feather tip to nipple doesn't match). I'm sure that once color is shaded in, it will make it look better.

My overall opinion though... large tattoos don't turn me on.

Otter
03-06-2012, 01:15 PM
What really sets that Tat off is the pepperoni nipples and ingrown hair.

I'm not sure whether to be amazed in awe or frightened. If I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana with an empty bottle of tequila in my hand after a hell night I'm not sure it would be that bad.

It would at least be a pirate tattoo with a scantly clothed girl.

Otter
03-06-2012, 01:18 PM
Yeah... hometeam's tattoo. You want my honest opinion, huh? I don't know why, but here it goes...

The arrowhead would have been better w/o "KC". That isn't a hit against the Chiefs or him being a Chiefs fan, but there is no way to make that look good w/ the arrow pointing down.

The feathers look ok, but you can tell that they weren't positioned correctly, (distance from feather tip to nipple doesn't match). I'm sure that once color is shaded in, it will make it look better.

My overall opinion though... large tattoos don't turn me on.

I applaud your diplomacy and sorry for being late to the party but I'm sincerely amazed. I sent this to steve-o and he knows me as "whitey" so if you see a couple cool responses I take the credit.

That's amazing.

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 01:28 PM
I applaud your diplomacy and sorry for being late to the party but I'm sincerely amazed. I sent this to steve-o and he knows me as "whitey" so if you see a couple cool responses I take the credit.

That's amazing.

I didn't realize I was giving my opinion for it to be passed on to a third-party. Steve-O? The only Steve-O I know of is from Jackass fame.

Oh, and you're welcome! :)

Otter
03-06-2012, 01:43 PM
I didn't realize I was giving my opinion for it to be passed on to a third-party. Steve-O? The only Steve-O I know of is from Jackass fame.

Oh, and you're welcome! :)

Yeah, we're both from West Chester. Well kinda. Long story. He's sober now so much more calm.

I do have to stop staring at that pepperoni tattoo and get back to work.

Wow. I can't believe he was sober. You can tell some thought and detail was put into that too.

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 02:03 PM
Yeah, we're both from West Chester. Well kinda. Long story. He's sober now so much more calm.

I do have to stop staring at that pepperoni tattoo and get back to work.

Wow. I can't believe he was sober. You can tell some thought and detail was put into that too.

I think an explanation is in order as to why Steve-O would want to get an opinion about a tattoo. I mean, really? :spock: Dude has a self-portrait tattoo on his back.

beach tribe
03-06-2012, 02:12 PM
Milkman.
I don't always agree with his takes, but definitely the poster I would refer to first on any football related discussion. Doesn't flip flop, doesn't knee jerk, and doesn't usually let emotion overrun his reason.

Unless Gunther or Marty are somehow involved in them anyway.

beach tribe
03-06-2012, 02:14 PM
For entertainment value though, gotta go with the one and only Mr. Fax.

Otter
03-06-2012, 02:37 PM
I think an explanation is in order as to why Steve-O would want to get an opinion about a tattoo. I mean, really? :spock: Dude has a self-portrait tattoo on his back.

The same reason Bwana would allow me to point out something stupid on the internet to him. Because one of his retard friends sent him a link.

No good reason. Just sitting in front of computer and it's a link. I know a couple interesting peeps.

Otter
03-06-2012, 02:51 PM
I'm still pretty amazed by that tattoo. You don't get a tatto without running it by a couple friends and his buddies deserve to be kicked in the baby makers. I'm showing this to friends at happy hour right now.

seclark
03-06-2012, 03:08 PM
I'm still pretty amazed by that tattoo. You don't get a tatto without running it by a couple friends and his buddies deserve to be kicked in the baby makers. I'm showing this to friends at happy hour right now.

i envy your time zone.
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Rausch
03-06-2012, 03:16 PM
That's fair.

Stupid ass late night threads rock.

I miss those...

gblowfish
03-06-2012, 03:22 PM
My favorite poster would be me.
I'm the only one I give money to.

luv
03-06-2012, 03:25 PM
I miss those...

Me too.

Phobia
03-06-2012, 03:39 PM
I cannot tell you who mine is. Everyone will think I'm hitting on that person, so I'll keep it to myself.

It's a Missouri fan, isn't it?

bevischief
03-06-2012, 04:30 PM
Manning.

Detoxing
03-06-2012, 04:57 PM
Wow.

I got a lot of votes in this thread. Thanks guys.

Alvin
03-06-2012, 05:02 PM
me

lewdog
03-06-2012, 07:26 PM
Fax for intelligent humor

Milkman for well thought out football takes

O City for being optimistic and keeping my football hopes up

Beer me for bullshitting about stuff

Otter
03-06-2012, 07:31 PM
wow, that's spectacular

long live chiefsplanet

you know damn well you could fit "chiefsplanet.com" on that ****ing billboard...do it son! In between those nipples. DO IT!

Pawnmower
03-06-2012, 07:36 PM
its a toss up between r8ers, milkman, pants , baby lee, eric007 and any raiders fan on raiders week before the game happens

Otter
03-06-2012, 07:43 PM
I can't stop staring at this

O.city
03-06-2012, 07:45 PM
Fax for intelligent humor

Milkman for well thought out football takes

O City for being optimistic and keeping my football hopes up

Beer me for bullshitting about stuff

Thanks man. I try.

Otter
03-06-2012, 07:49 PM
Remember Sammy Jenkins

KurtCobain
03-06-2012, 07:59 PM
Yeah... hometeam's tattoo. You want my honest opinion, huh? I don't know why, but here it goes...

The arrowhead would have been better w/o "KC". That isn't a hit against the Chiefs or him being a Chiefs fan, but there is no way to make that look good w/ the arrow pointing down.

The feathers look ok, but you can tell that they weren't positioned correctly, (distance from feather tip to nipple doesn't match). I'm sure that once color is shaded in, it will make it look better.

My overall opinion though... large tattoos don't turn me on.
What do you think of my tat lump

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 08:02 PM
I didn't get a chance to post this earlier, but I just wanted to thank those of you that gave me recognition as being a valued poster, (especially beer me and CrazyCoffey). It's an honor to be posting along side some of the most intelligent, funniest bastards on the net! :thumb:

Extra kudos for those of you that cut me and my fellow female posters some slack. Posting on a male-dominated forum isn't exactly easy sometimes, especially on CP where douchebaggery runs rampant.

Anyway, sorry to get all "girlie" w/ this post. I just felt that it needed to be thrown out there.

P.S. No, I'm not drunk, but I did take a shot of NyQuil. :)

Gonzo
03-06-2012, 08:04 PM
Tits or GTFO.
Posted via Mobile Device

TEX
03-06-2012, 08:05 PM
FAX and Laz...

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 08:14 PM
What do you think of my tat lump

It's ghey.

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 08:15 PM
Tits or GTFO.
Posted via Mobile Device

ROFL

*flashes Gonzo*

KurtCobain
03-06-2012, 08:19 PM
It's ghey.

What really?

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 08:19 PM
I didn't get a chance to post this earlier, but I just wanted to thank those of you that gave me recognition as being a valued poster, (especially beer me and CrazyCoffey). It's an honor to be posting along side some of the most intelligent, funniest bastards on the net! :thumb:

Extra kudos for those of you that cut me and my fellow female posters some slack. Posting on a male-dominated forum isn't exactly easy sometimes, especially on CP where douchebaggery runs rampant.

Anyway, sorry to get all "girlie" w/ this post. I just felt that it needed to be thrown out there.

P.S. No, I'm not drunk, but I did take a shot of NyQuil. :)

My last 3 reps are from you. Are you stalking me now?

Look... I lost the bet and paid up by being nice to you publicly... let it go!




:D

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 08:25 PM
What really?

I've never seen your tattoo, so I just went w/ my default comment. Sorry about that. LMAO

My last 3 reps are from you. Are you stalking me now?

Look... I lost the bet and paid up by being nice to you publicly... let it go!




:D

Uh huh. Lying about a "lost bet" to cover up your obsession w/ me. I see how it is. :rolleyes:

Inmem58
03-06-2012, 08:26 PM
Did anybody pick me?

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 08:26 PM
I've never seen your tattoo, so I just went w/ my default comment. Sorry about that. LMAO



Uh huh. Lying about a "lost bet" to cover up your obsession w/ me. I see how it is. :rolleyes:

I'm getting a restraining order.

:)

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 08:28 PM
I'm getting a restraining order.

:)

Won't that cancel out the one I got for you? :hmmm:

Baconeater
03-06-2012, 08:31 PM
Did anybody pick me?
Oh what the hell...I'm upset with Joey right now so you're my new favorite poster.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-06-2012, 08:37 PM
Won't that cancel out the one I got for you? :hmmm:

So neither work or they both work like wonder twin powers... I'm not sure. Interdasting.

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 08:47 PM
So neither work or they both work like wonder twin powers... I'm not sure. Interdasting.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2zsbrf4.jpg

luv
03-06-2012, 09:01 PM
I didn't get a chance to post this earlier, but I just wanted to thank those of you that gave me recognition as being a valued poster, (especially beer me and CrazyCoffey). It's an honor to be posting along side some of the most intelligent, funniest bastards on the net! :thumb:

Extra kudos for those of you that cut me and my fellow female posters some slack. Posting on a male-dominated forum isn't exactly easy sometimes, especially on CP where douchebaggery runs rampant.

Anyway, sorry to get all "girlie" w/ this post. I just felt that it needed to be thrown out there.

P.S. No, I'm not drunk, but I did take a shot of NyQuil. :)

Some of us don't want to be cut any slack. When all is said and done, it's a sports board. I'd much rather be known for being able to hang due to sports knowledge rather than be cut some slack because I have tits.

Donger
03-06-2012, 09:06 PM
Some of us don't want to be cut any slack. When all is said and done, it's a sports board. I'd much rather be known for being able to hang due to sports knowledge rather than be cut some slack because I have tits.

Okay, but are they nice?

Inmem58
03-06-2012, 09:06 PM
Oh what the hell...I'm upset with Joey right now so you're my new favorite poster.

http://img.tapatalk.com/a6898d69-ded2-d8d5.jpg

KS Smitty
03-06-2012, 09:07 PM
Okay, but are they nice?

I've never heard luv's tits be mean to anyone.

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 09:07 PM
Some of us don't want to be cut any slack. When all is said and done, it's a sports board. I'd much rather be known for being able to hang due to sports knowledge rather than be cut some slack because I have tits.

Ok, you're excluded. There was no need for you to bitch slap me about it.

Chocolate Hog
03-06-2012, 09:17 PM
Any poster that's not a woman is my favorite poster.

pr_capone
03-06-2012, 09:18 PM
Some of us don't want to be cut any slack. When all is said and done, it's a sports board. I'd much rather be known for being able to hang due to sports knowledge rather than be cut some slack because I have tits.

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/222214_main.jpg

luv
03-06-2012, 09:27 PM
Ok, you're excluded. There was no need for you to bitch slap me about it.

Not my intention. I've learned a lot over the last several years. I've never wanted anyone to cut me slack, so I just wanted to make it clear. You've got a lot of other things going for you, and that's not a bad thing.

KurtCobain
03-06-2012, 09:32 PM
Oh what the hell...I'm upset with Joey right now so you're my new favorite poster.

Ouch.

Bearcat
03-06-2012, 09:33 PM
Not my intention. I've learned a lot over the last several years. I've never wanted anyone to cut me slack, so I just wanted to make it clear. You've got a lot of other things going for you, and that's not a bad thing.

Damn, I was ready for luv vs Lumpy...

Now it's going to get all emotional and junk.

luv
03-06-2012, 09:35 PM
Damn, I was ready for luv vs Lumpy...

Now it's going to get all emotional and junk.

Heh. I don't fight when I have no chance of winning.

Besides, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

T-post Tom
03-06-2012, 09:38 PM
I love everyone here equally. Especially those of you with tits.

Bearcat
03-06-2012, 09:38 PM
Heh. I don't fight when I have no chance of winning.

Besides, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

That could work, I guess.... you two will need some place to meet. Perhaps halfway between Omaha and Springfield... :shrug:

Pablo
03-06-2012, 09:40 PM
That could work, I guess.... you two will need some place to meet. Perhaps halfway between Omaha and Springfield... :shrug:

St. Joe!!

They can scissor at Nzoner's.

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 09:40 PM
Some of us don't want to be cut any slack. When all is said and done, it's a sports board. I'd much rather be known for being able to hang due to sports knowledge rather than be cut some slack because I have tits.
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Ok, you're excluded. There was no need for you to bitch slap me about it.

lewdog
03-06-2012, 09:44 PM
I like Lumpy, she knows her place as a woman on this board and in life.

luv
03-06-2012, 09:45 PM
I like Lumpy, she knows her place as a woman on this board and in life.

And what is her place as a woman on this board?

big nasty kcnut
03-06-2012, 10:06 PM
Fav.female poster is dylan she alway put a smile on my face when im blue.
Posted via Mobile Device

Donger
03-06-2012, 10:09 PM
And what is her place as a woman on this board?

Beneath the men. Unless she wants to be on top, of course.

Gonzo
03-06-2012, 10:13 PM
And what is her place as a woman on this board?

Wherever I fucking tell her she is to be, in life and on this board.

She knows her place is either in the kitchen, in the laundry room or on my face in life.
On this board, she is permitted to post until I decide otherwise...

I'm the man in this relationship and she'd better behave.

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 10:15 PM
Gonzo is my favorite poster.

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 10:15 PM
Wherever I ****ing tell her she is to be, in life and on this board.

She knows her place is either in the kitchen, in the laundry room or on my face in life.
On this board, she is permitted to post until I decide otherwise...

I'm the man in this relationship and she'd better behave.

Yes Daddy...

Baconeater
03-06-2012, 10:16 PM
Wherever I fucking tell her she is to be, in life and on this board.

She knows her place is either in the kitchen, in the laundry room or on my face in life.
On this board, she is permitted to post until I decide otherwise...

I'm the man in this relationship and she'd better behave.
You're not fooling anyone Lumpy.

Gonzo
03-06-2012, 10:16 PM
Yes Daddy...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz9mh7GSbV1qe01sr.jpg

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 10:16 PM
Gonzo and Lumpy are my favorite poster couple.

Baconeater
03-06-2012, 10:17 PM
Gonzo and Lumpy are my favorite poster couple.
I'm pretty sure they're the only poster couple at the current moment.

Donger
03-06-2012, 10:18 PM
Gonzo and Lumpy are my favorite poster couple.

Meh. Delt and Mer had more panache.

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 10:18 PM
You're not fooling anyone Lumpy.

As if it were true ROFL but we can play along...

Baconeater
03-06-2012, 10:19 PM
Meh. Delt and Mer had more panache.
They're ancient history. I bet half the current active membership has no clue who they were. Hell I barely remember them.

pr_capone
03-06-2012, 10:19 PM
Wherever I ****ing tell her she is to be, in life and on this board.

She knows her place is either in the kitchen, in the laundry room or on my face in life.
On this board, she is permitted to post until I decide otherwise...

I'm the man in this relationship and she'd better behave.

Yes Daddy...

Imagine the sound

http://i.imgur.com/XTgeA.gif

BIG K
03-06-2012, 10:20 PM
And what is her place as a woman on this board?

I like the woman on top...:)

What's up Luv?

lewdog
03-06-2012, 10:20 PM
And what is her place as a woman on this board?

See below

Wherever I ****ing tell her she is to be, in life and on this board.

She knows her place is either in the kitchen, in the laundry room or on my face in life.
On this board, she is permitted to post until I decide otherwise...

I'm the man in this relationship and she'd better behave.

Haha this and all of this ROFLROFLROFL

But somehow I see Lumpy as owning your ass a good portion of the time. Just guessing though :hmmm:

luv
03-06-2012, 10:21 PM
I like the woman on top...:)

What's up Luv?

Holy hell. Look what the cat dragged in. Just enjoying the show. How are things your way?

BIG K
03-06-2012, 10:22 PM
Holy hell. Look what the cat dragged in. Just enjoying the show. How are things your way?

Were good, and you?

luv
03-06-2012, 10:23 PM
Were good, and you?

I really can't complain.

BIG K
03-06-2012, 10:24 PM
I really can't complain.

Awesome! hitting the rack, pm or e-mail and we can talk later.....:)

luv
03-06-2012, 10:26 PM
Awesome! hitting the rack, pm or e-mail and we can talk later.....:)

Hitting the rack, huh? Don't hurt her. :p

Gonzo
03-06-2012, 10:26 PM
See below



Haha this and all of this ROFLROFLROFL

But somehow I see Lumpy as owning your ass a good portion of the time. Just guessing though :hmmm:



Nah, not really. She spoils me.

We have a relationship that 99% of people would be envious of. She let's me hunt, golf, go drinking with the boys and be lazy whenever I want.

18 years ago this weekend we went on our first date and things just clicked. We are that rare couple that you never hear about anymore. We've had our up's and downs but we always pull though.
She's a good girl...
Especially when I have to warm up the pimp hand and pop her one in the face.

BIG K
03-06-2012, 10:28 PM
Hitting the rack, huh? Don't hurt her. :p

Yeah, actually she has a pretty good rack.

P.S- Everyone should know you are my fav poster since you been my mistress for like 8 years now.........:) Night..

Nzoner
03-07-2012, 05:21 AM
St. Joe!!

They can scissor at Nzoner's.

I think a friendly match of jello or mud wrestling would suffice.

burt
03-07-2012, 05:46 AM
Yes Daddy...

I am not sure why........but that was sexy!

burt
03-07-2012, 05:49 AM
Yeah, actually she has a pretty good rack.

P.S- Everyone should know you are my fav poster since you been my mistress for like 8 years now.........:) Night..

DUDE.........you too?

Sofa King
03-07-2012, 07:16 AM
Nah, not really. She spoils me.

We have a relationship that 99% of people would be envious of. She let's me hunt, golf, go drinking with the boys and be lazy whenever I want.

18 years ago this weekend we went on our first date and things just clicked. We are that rare couple that you never hear about anymore. We've had our up's and downs but we always pull though.
She's a good girl...
Especially when I have to warm up the pimp hand and pop her one in the face.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2792352_o.gif

Lumpy
03-07-2012, 08:24 AM
I am not sure why........but that was sexy!

That's funny... seeing as how I didn't post it. I logged off to avoid the drama. I think I will be changing my password now. LMAO

Nzoner
03-07-2012, 08:27 AM
That's funny... seeing as how I didn't post it. I logged off to avoid the drama. I think I will be changing my password now. LMAO

Looks like we're about to find out just how much power the mods have.

Lumpy
03-07-2012, 08:36 AM
Looks like we're about to find out just how much power the mods have.

Gonzo was just trying to be cute. I thought it was funny. Had I been in a better mood, I probably would have posted it.

Gonzo
03-07-2012, 08:46 AM
Gonzo was just trying to be cute. I thought it was funny. Had I been in a better mood, I probably would have posted it.

You were high on Nyquil last night. You have no clue WTF you're talking about.

Gonzo
03-07-2012, 08:47 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/11/7f7664c8-4d68-4563-98aa-dde60aac5876.jpg

Lumpy
03-07-2012, 08:59 AM
You were high on Nyquil last night. You have no clue WTF you're talking about.

:hmmm: I suppose I could have posted it. Hell, who knows. I don't recall. The last thing I remember is typing out a response to Luv's "apology" post.