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MOhillbilly
03-06-2012, 05:59 PM
So I don't wanna Fuck this up and would appreciate some advice either way.

Mr. Laz
03-06-2012, 06:00 PM
Invite Peyton Manning

El Jefe
03-06-2012, 06:00 PM
So I don't wanna **** this up and would appreciate some advice either way.

If she can beat you in arm wrestling, dont do it.


If she has all her teeth and doesn't weigh more than you do, I guess that's a start.



























:) j/k

blaise
03-06-2012, 06:00 PM
Get the paternity test done first.

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 06:01 PM
Don't

chiefs2012
03-06-2012, 06:01 PM
the wedding is yours. the reception is mine.

BigChiefFan
03-06-2012, 06:01 PM
Learn to compromise or at least appear to compromise.

Brianfo
03-06-2012, 06:01 PM
So I don't wanna **** this up and would appreciate some advice either way.

Who gets married on a Thursday??

Chieftain58
03-06-2012, 06:02 PM
Get a BJ because they end after she says "I DO"!!

Bane
03-06-2012, 06:02 PM
Run!

58-4ever
03-06-2012, 06:02 PM
Either PIIHB or Antifreeze. (just thought I would corner the market on those so you can get real advice.

Psyko Tek
03-06-2012, 06:02 PM
Don't
get a dog and a hooker( think you already have the dog part covered)
one will leave when you are done with her and the other will stay forever


think I have posted this before


but its it any wonder I never get laid

blaise
03-06-2012, 06:04 PM
Don't take her to Pizza Hut afterwards.

boogblaster
03-06-2012, 06:04 PM
which head ya thinkin wift hillbilly .....

Bugeater
03-06-2012, 06:08 PM
Congrats Mo. As far as advice, if I had any idea why my wife has put up with me for almost two decades I'd be glad to share it with you.

jspchief
03-06-2012, 06:09 PM
Don't

.

BigMeatballDave
03-06-2012, 06:10 PM
Not getting married would be good advice.

Rooster
03-06-2012, 06:11 PM
Be a good man, that's all you can do.

Congrats :thumb:

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 06:15 PM
You should conduct a poll or (have Rain Man conduct it) & let the CPers be your guide. I would vote don't. You can make a case if you want & add the pro & cons to help go along with it.

You should then consede to the consensus of Chiefs Planeteers.

Gadzooks
03-06-2012, 06:17 PM
Be a decent man and everything will go according to plan. (BTW - Don't forget your other kids).

seaofred
03-06-2012, 06:21 PM
You can never say "I love you" too much. When you fight (and you will), be the first to let it go (Not necessarily I'm sorry, just let it go), and go to bed together.

The Iron Chief
03-06-2012, 06:24 PM
Get a BJ because they end after she says "I DO"!!

^
This

kstater
03-06-2012, 06:24 PM
Why the hell would you do something stupid like that?

Al Bundy
03-06-2012, 06:24 PM
I didn't realize you could marry livestock.

VikesFan
03-06-2012, 06:25 PM
Get a annulment the next day if you marry her

journeyscarab
03-06-2012, 06:29 PM
Good luck and all the best to you both. Marriage takes a lot of work, patience, tolerance and not being afraid to say I'm sorry even if you are right. Don't go to bed angry. I've made it 21 years on that advice alone!

Oh and get the BJ before she says "I do" because afterwards, she won't. ;)

Big Chief Homer
03-06-2012, 06:30 PM
Ring goes on.......Legs go closed. Its like some evil evil switch.

Congrats anyway!

mlyonsd
03-06-2012, 06:30 PM
So I don't wanna **** this up and would appreciate some advice either way.What are you worried about fucking up?

Congrats man.

VikesFan
03-06-2012, 06:31 PM
What are you worried about ****ing up?

Congrats man.

Seriously? He could cheat on her on the wedding day, it could happen

Hog Farmer
03-06-2012, 06:32 PM
I'd give you a pig for a wedding gift but you'll have your own soon.:D

kinhin
03-06-2012, 06:36 PM
Make sure your loyalties lie with each other. Not your parents, her not with her in-laws. Just you & her.
By saying 'I do' you & her are saying that you're the most important thing in each other's lives and some times people do not realize that going into the marriage or there are people who will be present at your wedding who will try and test that.

Other than that, keep up strong communication and enjoy the ride!

rockymtnchief
03-06-2012, 06:38 PM
Congrats!

I wish I had some advice, but I've decided to stay single...until I meet a wealthy widow or recent female lottery winner. :D

CoMoChief
03-06-2012, 06:39 PM
When it comes to listening to your wife.......don't.

Women never make much sense.

Zebedee DuBois
03-06-2012, 06:40 PM
Be sure to get a receipt.




congrats.

ChiefRocka
03-06-2012, 06:41 PM
Get in your final blowjobs...

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 06:44 PM
Make sure your loyalties lie with each other. Not your parents, her not with her in-laws. Just you & her.
By saying 'I do' you & her are saying that you're the most important thing in each other's lives and some times people do not realize that going into the marriage or there are people who will be present at your wedding who will try and test that.

Other than that, keep up strong communication and enjoy the ride!

Ha! Make sure your loyalties are with Chiefs Planet or your just a smuck.


I wish you well on your adventure, just sayin. Good luck with that.


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mlyonsd
03-06-2012, 06:46 PM
Ok, other than the great BJ advice I'll add this.

If she really pisses you off, before blasting her, go out to the field and work for at least a half hour before saying anything stupid.

It will give you time to calm down and think about it.

J Diddy
03-06-2012, 06:47 PM
I haven't read any posts, however my suggestion is run.

Seriously, congrats and I wish you well.

Donger
03-06-2012, 06:47 PM
I don't really know. But, let me ask my wife and get back to you.

Frazod
03-06-2012, 06:47 PM
When it comes to listening to your wife.......don't.

Women never make much sense.

I thought you were a guy. Damn.

J Diddy
03-06-2012, 06:49 PM
Who gets married on a Thursday??

Someone who's going to off themselves on Friday.

Mojo Jojo
03-06-2012, 06:50 PM
Goodbye Big Monday...
Hello Dancing With The Stars

HonestChieffan
03-06-2012, 06:51 PM
Congrats to the the lady and good luck to you. Ive had the same bride for 39 years and if I learned anything its do all you can to get along, give her all the space she needs to do what she likes and she will give you space to do what you like and find enough things you both enjoy to make it fun.

listopencil
03-06-2012, 06:52 PM
1) The wedding day itself is hers. Remember that. You know you don't give a shit what color the dresses are or what the cake looks like. She does so let her do what she wants.

2) You will never make another decision in your life that only involves yourself. That can be bad, that can be good. Accept it and just roll with it.

3) If you really do love her...you will love her forever no matter what happens. Even if you get divorced the very next day. You're going to have to deal with that for the rest of your life. Soak it in because it's just part of being alive.

4) Vows have meaning. When you say them in the appropriate circumstances you will literally feel them being burned into your soul. Don't let that freak you out. Once again, it's just part of being alive.


Cheers.

threebag02
03-06-2012, 06:53 PM
Buy a one way ticket as far away as you can and try to walk back for the wedding on Thursday.

The Iron Chief
03-06-2012, 07:03 PM
Have you been introduced to your new favorite places yet?
The Garage the couch the basement? Just tell her your fixing something or saw a mouse.
And let me introduce you to activities you thought you didnt like before.. mowing the lawn shoveling the snow..

Aside from this it can not be said enough BJs BJs BJs..the ring mixes with the hormones in a still unexplained way and it makes woman instant Vegetarians.
The legs will begin to close thru the yrs like the slowest draw bridge youve ever been stuck behind ..and then it costs more money and parts of your soul to pry them open for passage once in awhile.

listopencil
03-06-2012, 07:10 PM
Have you been introduced to your new favorite places yet?
The Garage the couch the basement? Just tell her your fixing something or saw a mouse.
And let me introduce you to activities you thought you didnt like before.. mowing the lawn shoveling the snow..

Aside from this it can not be said enough BJs BJs BJs..the ring mixes with the hormones in a still unexplained way and it makes woman instant Vegetarians.
The legs will begin to close thru the yrs like the slowest draw bridge youve ever been stuck behind ..and then it costs more money and parts of your soul to pry them open for passage once in awhile.

Wow. Such bitterness. Let me introduce you to a common, everyday English term:

reĚcipĚroĚcate/riˈsiprəˌkāt/

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Respond to (a gesture or action) by making a corresponding one: "the favor was reciprocated"; "I reciprocated with a remark of my own".
Experience the same (love, liking, or affection) for someone as that person does for oneself: "her passion for him was not reciprocated".

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Lumpy
03-06-2012, 07:12 PM
LMAO @ some of these posts!

My advice is simple...

Communication, support, and loyalty to each other is key. There will be arguments, there will be misunderstandings, and there will be nights when you just want to rip each other's heads off. But that's marriage. Then you have the good times, that will forever be embedded in your memories. No matter what happens, always remember the good times, and forget about the bad times.

Best of luck to you and your bride, Mo! :thumb:

Extra Point
03-06-2012, 07:17 PM
What listopencil said.

And, eat out. Often.

Al Bundy
03-06-2012, 07:21 PM
I would rather be shot out of a cannon and land unprotected in Snooki's vagina than to ever get married again.

Pawnmower
03-06-2012, 07:22 PM
So I don't wanna **** this up and would appreciate some advice either way.

take a long look at your future mother in law


then take a look at your future wife

if youre ok with your wife slowly becoming exactly like your mother in law, pull the trigger

Donger
03-06-2012, 07:25 PM
take a long look at your future mother in law


then take a look at your future wife

if youre ok with your wife slowly becoming exactly like your mother in law, pull the trigger

So, I need to have the hots for my MiL?

JoeyChuckles
03-06-2012, 07:26 PM
Honestly, there is no benefit to being married. I have the experience to prove this.

Sex and companionship is great, but not worth getting married for.

Don't mean to bring your thread down. Congratulations.

pr_capone
03-06-2012, 07:26 PM
Get a BJ because they end after she says "I DO"!!

They do? I'm 6 years in and if anything... they are WAY better than before. And still getting them on the reg.

/wife fail (yours)

pr_capone
03-06-2012, 07:27 PM
I would rather be shot out of a cannon and land unprotected in Snooki's vagina than to ever get married again.

She is preggers... you can hit that all day and not worry about leaving a little Knight.

No word on diseases though.

pr_capone
03-06-2012, 07:28 PM
LMAO @ some of these posts!

My advice is simple...

Communication, support, and loyalty to each other is key. There will be arguments, there will be misunderstandings, and there will be nights when you just want to rip each other's heads off. But that's marriage. Then you have the good times, that will forever be embedded in your memories. No matter what happens, always remember the good times, and forget about the bad times.

Best of luck to you and your bride, Mo! :thumb:

STFU and get back in the kitchen.

The Iron Chief
03-06-2012, 07:30 PM
I believe I've unloaded all my dont do it type responses.

In all seriousness my wife and I are that sick two peas in a pod couple that people like to growl at.
Been married for 20yrs with a couple of rug rats.
There will be many ups and downs but if your both truly ready for it it'll be a long ass trip with so many good times/adventures to look back on.
And with that comes the bad times too these will just make you stronger.

Aside from that once again.. BJs BJs BJs
At first you may be fooled.. your birthday..new yrs eve..your anniversary..fathers day.
But forget the for no reason ones..I havent gotten a BJ on a tues evening since the Chiefs won a playoff game.

pr_capone
03-06-2012, 07:32 PM
So I don't wanna **** this up and would appreciate some advice either way.

Gratz brother Mo. Don't listen to 3/4 of the dumbasses posting in the thread. Getting married is easily the single best thing I have ever done. I love every day of my life even more since I've been married.

Compromise, think before you talk, keep your cool, and make it a point to say something nice to her, about her, every single day. It doesn't have to be something major... a simple, I like that color on you will do the trick.

Big step meng... wish you as much happiness in your marriage as I have in mine.

MOhillbilly
03-06-2012, 07:34 PM
take a long look at your future mother in law


then take a look at your future wife

if youre ok with your wife slowly becoming exactly like your mother in law, pull the trigger

My ma and her ma was best running buddies.

listopencil
03-06-2012, 07:35 PM
I believe I've unloaded all my dont do it type responses.

In all seriousness my wife and I are that sick two peas in a pod couple that people like to growl at.
Been married for 20yrs with a couple of rug rats.
There will be many ups and downs but if your both truly ready for it it'll be a long ass trip with so many good times/adventures to look back on.
And with that comes the bad times too these will just make you stronger.

Aside from that once again.. BJs BJs BJs
At first you may be fooled.. your birthday..new yrs eve..your anniversary..fathers day.
But forget the for no reason ones..I havent gotten a BJ on a tues evening since the Chiefs won a playoff game.


Dude. You're doing it wrong.

Mr_Tomahawk
03-06-2012, 07:38 PM
Always ask how their day was. [After work]

You don't have to listen, but if you at least ask and show interest...the rest of the evening should go pretty well.

Those simple things go a long way...

DenverDanChiefsFan
03-06-2012, 07:42 PM
Don't do it.

Deadspin posted a story about some guy with a huge bar tab. On the tab there were a bunch of $3 Pussy.

May not be great pussy for $3, but still cheaper than being married. :D

Al Bundy
03-06-2012, 07:42 PM
She is preggers... you can hit that all day and not worry about leaving a little Knight.

No word on diseases though.

I am more worried about the STD's than anything.

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 08:11 PM
STFU and get back in the kitchen.

Oh, alright. Would you like a beer or a sammich?

pr_capone
03-06-2012, 08:15 PM
Oh, alright. Would you like a beer or a sammich?

you have two hands... right? one of each.

journeyscarab
03-06-2012, 08:16 PM
you have two hands... right? one of each.

ROFL :clap:

LVNHACK
03-06-2012, 08:16 PM
Don't do it

Lumpy
03-06-2012, 08:16 PM
you have two hands... right? one of each.

Way ahead of ya! :)

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
03-06-2012, 08:21 PM
Wear a payton manning t-shirt under your tux.

DenverDanChiefsFan
03-06-2012, 08:24 PM
Don't do it.

Deadspin posted a story about some guy with a huge bar tab. On the tab there were a bunch of $3 Pussy.

May not be great pussy for $3, but still cheaper than being married. :D
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17fn7xvdz1hf8jpg/original.jpg

KCUnited
03-06-2012, 08:24 PM
Don't sweat the dumb shit.

Congrats.

Phobia
03-06-2012, 08:26 PM
Spend all your money in the next 2 days.

Dave Lane
03-06-2012, 08:28 PM
Don't.

Simple enough? Also this is the Indian is it?

KS Smitty
03-06-2012, 08:29 PM
MO, from what I've read you're a good man with a good head on your shoulders (don't know about the other one). We've been married almost 30 years and love is what gets us through the bad times. Just remember to communicate with each other and when she's having a bad time try to understand her perspective, not how you see it, and sympathize (and vice versa, but she's probably not reading this). Also don't take things too personally, I find Mr. Smitty is an easy target when I'm feeling mean, his equanimity, while frustrating, certainly keeps things from escalating. The number one thing we have found is if we kiss each other good morning, when either of us leaves, when we get home and before we go so sleep life is much better. Also :hump: at least 2-3 times a week.

Good luck and best wishes.

KC Tattoo
03-06-2012, 08:45 PM
Best wishes anyways and good luck. My hat is off to those who can make marriage work. I've tried twice so am in no hurry to go down that road again. Meanwhile I'm enjoying being a bachelor again and pretty much get to do what I want when I want. I don't even want a girl friend right now am just happy and content with the way things are right now & have a 15yo daughter who brings enough drama into my life to handle so I don't need the extra grief of a woman telling me what to do each day & what I should be doing with my time.

I like to go out on dates now and then, but then they expect me to call them or text them the next day & maybe I don't want too. Girls seem to get too attatched too soon and that scares the crap out of me. Maybe it's not there fault, but some of them have gone as far as calling me God. I'm no God ppffftt. There like Oh God Oh God, don't stop, OH GOD YES. I'm flattered and all them calling me that, but after a smoke I'm ready for them to leave. Crazy women I tell ya.

Spott
03-06-2012, 08:47 PM
Find a place to put away money where she can't get to it and lawyers won't be able to find it.

Fish
03-06-2012, 08:51 PM
Congrats Mo. I won't bother with any advice, cause I'm pretty awful at relationship shit. But you're good people, and she must be as well. Good luck to you.

Sfeihc
03-06-2012, 09:07 PM
Good luck and congrats on the pending nuptials.
If she pisses you off just put a bounty on her.
j/k ;) Best Wishes!!!!

FAX
03-06-2012, 09:08 PM
Congratulations, Mr. MOhillbilly.

If I do say so myself, I am awesome at relationships with women (both the starting and ending parts). However, before I feel comfortable offering any advice, more detailed information is required.

In particular; is this a union born of true, abiding and enduring love or a marriage of convenience? It makes a bunch of difference in respect to the kind of advice that may be necessary.

I only ask because it seems like just a few months ago, in the immortal words of the great Casanova, "You were kicking bitches to the curb."

FAX

HemiEd
03-06-2012, 09:15 PM
Congrats Mo! You will do fine, you don't need any advice from this joint. She has a boat, right?

Groves
03-06-2012, 09:25 PM
A toast to MOhillbilly.

We all know him as the no BS, dog-lovin, hell-raisin, curb-stompin man among men. Dirt under his nails, and vegetables tween his teeth. When he's not busy doing his own dental work, or reminiscing about the rise of punk in southwest Missouri, he's being right kindly to those around him, not that he'd want you to know it.

Like a big ugly cadbury egg, he'd rather you take stock of his crusty shell of menacing mystery, (and you'd be wise to do so.) It's all to distract you from the soft, creamy center. Gentleness in speech, and respect in abundance. Generosity stored up amidst years of hard life (but never once hard time.)

He knows not only life, but death, and how to shake hands with the past as he heads into the future. This leadership will fully express itself in married life. Watch as he grows ever more in body, mind, and spirit. Being a man. Doing a man's work. Commanding (and offering) the respect of a man, and now husband and father.

It's a good thing he's humble or he'd be insufferable.

I wish you well. Enjoy the family.

CoMoChief
03-06-2012, 09:34 PM
Who gets married on a Thurs?

Congrats btw.

Psyko Tek
03-06-2012, 09:41 PM
LMAO @ some of these posts!

My advice is simple...

Communication, support, and loyalty to each other is key. There will be arguments, there will be misunderstandings, and there will be nights when you just want to rip each other's heads off. But that's marriage. Then you have the good times, that will forever be embedded in your memories. No matter what happens, always remember the good times, and forget about the bad times.

Best of luck to you and your bride, Mo! :thumb:

communicate????
what is this

we are men
we grunt

pr_capone
03-06-2012, 09:47 PM
A second toast to MO.

This is to honor. To getting honor, to staying honor, and if you can't cum in her, cum honor.

KS Smitty
03-06-2012, 09:50 PM
A second toast to MO.

This is to honor. To getting honor, to staying honor, and if you can't cum in her, cum honor.

She offered her honor, He honored her offer. The rest of the night it was honor and offer.

BIG_DADDY
03-06-2012, 09:59 PM
Wow, you move fast MO. Best of luck and congratulations.

BIG_DADDY
03-06-2012, 10:00 PM
A second toast to MO.

This is to honor. To getting honor, to staying honor, and if you can't cum in her, cum honor.

LMAO Nice!!

Bowser
03-06-2012, 11:21 PM
Congrats Mo. After your posts about the last relationship, it's about time you had a little happiness and stability. Best of luck.

Pushead2
03-07-2012, 12:04 AM
Toast!

Trim yer pubes....

Phobia
03-07-2012, 12:26 AM
Get a prenup on the washroom appliances.

listopencil
03-07-2012, 12:32 AM
Honestly, there is no benefit to being married. I have the experience to prove this.

Sex and companionship is great, but not worth getting married for.

Don't mean to bring your thread down. Congratulations.

I don't mean to pick on you but there is a very important point to be made here. People who say that there really isn't any point in getting married have it backwards. Getting married isn't some sort of magical ceremony that changes your relationship with a special piece of paper as proof. It's not that a couple needs the ceremony or the paper to legitimize their relationship.

The fact is that marriage between people who are ready for it is nothing more than a proclamation. It is a tangible expression of love, true love. It's a sharing of that joy with your family, your friends, your community, your God. It is a visible expression of a relationship so deep that two individuals have become joined and no longer consider themselves separate entities. Such a bond is incredibly beautiful and speaks to the very heart of what it means to be human.

So laugh, sing, dance and drink. Enjoy the good times because a wedding sure as shit is one of those very good times.

KILLER_CLOWN
03-07-2012, 12:33 AM
Don't get too upset when she replaces your current favorite set of overhauls with a brand spankin new pair you don't really like. Just nod and accept it.

Congrats! and learn to appreciate the Honey do lists like i do, feign blindness.

pr_capone
03-07-2012, 12:38 AM
I don't mean to pick on you but there is a very important point to be made here. People who say that there really isn't any point in getting married have it backwards. Getting married isn't some sort of magical ceremony that changes your relationship with a special piece of paper as proof. It's not that a couple needs the ceremony or the paper to legitimize their relationship.

The fact is that marriage between people who are ready for it is nothing more than a proclamation. It is a tangible expression of love, true love. It's a sharing of that joy with your family, your friends, your community, your God. It is a visible expression of a relationship so deep that two individuals have become joined and no longer consider themselves separate entities. Such a bond is incredibly beautiful and speaks to the very heart of what it means to be human.

So laugh, sing, dance and drink. Enjoy the good times because a wedding sure as shit is one of those very good times.

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Well put.

rtmike
03-07-2012, 12:46 AM
Ring goes on.......Legs go closed. Its like some evil evil switch.

Congrats anyway!

Not with us. She had the miscarriage, one of the reasons I married her. Anyhoots we wanted a kid. So she didn't care about foreplay most of the time, she just wanted to be serviced. 8 years of trying with 4 miscarriages'. Dr. always told us afterwards to get after it, don't stop trying.

Good luck man. You sound like a well rounded individual.

Word of caution, I'd go to all the local gun shops & buy up their ammo.

Otter
03-07-2012, 12:48 AM
MOOOOoooooooo

No idea what to tell you hoss but give 'em hell.

KILLER_CLOWN
03-07-2012, 12:53 AM
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burt
03-07-2012, 06:17 AM
Who gets married on a Thursday??

I did. It was our day off.

bevischief
03-07-2012, 06:20 AM
After the last one you are doing it again?

bevischief
03-07-2012, 06:20 AM
Congrats.

burt
03-07-2012, 06:22 AM
Two things Mo:

1) There is a lot of truth in some of these jokes.

2) Please, please, please remember my favorite 2 words..........."yes dear"

Gonzo
03-07-2012, 06:48 AM
Don't put any bruises on her that can't be covered with a long-sleeved shirt.
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burt
03-07-2012, 06:49 AM
Don't put any bruises on her that can't be covered with a long-sleeved shirt.
Posted via Mobile Device

Use a telephone book?

suds79
03-07-2012, 06:58 AM
So I don't wanna **** this up and would appreciate some advice either way.

Back when I was catholic (oh there's one. Make sure you both go to the same church) you have to go through this marriage counseling with the priest of the church.

One great tip he gave us that I think is valuable is "always protect the relationship."

What's that mean? Means don't put yourself in situations to ever be tempted by someone else.

Examples:
- Get in an argument with the wife? Don't confide in another female. Don't open the door for a possible thought "she gets me better"
- Don't go out to lunch with just you and another co-worker of the opposite sex. Group setting? Fine. But just you two? Nah.
- Attracted to someone in the office? That's fine. But I wouldn't go out of my way to get to know them all that much.

It's not that you don't trust yourself or your spouse. You're just doing whatever you can to help the relationship.

Good luck.

seclark
03-07-2012, 07:00 AM
i'm thinking it's biker week in daytona next week, mo. nice honeymoon.

and play "freebird" at the reception.
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tooge
03-07-2012, 07:06 AM
congrats. My advice? Have a stash of cold beer and a place to go off to when an argument is inevitible. Go there, have a cold beer, do a project, cool off. Then go back and have killer makeup sex.

tmax63
03-07-2012, 07:28 AM
Don't do it if you're gonna walk the first time it gets rocky. It always gets rocky at some point and if you're not ready to work it out then don't start. That commitment needs to be both ways as well.
The saying about your MIL is true. The nut doesn't fall far from the tree and your bride learned more from her mother than any other person in her life most likely so she'll end up being more like her than anyone else. If not her mother then substitute grandma or whoever the most important person was until you showed up.
My war department likes BJ's better than sex because it's not as messy for her. I'm okay with that. I get either whenever I want it because she doesn't believe in using it as a tool/leverage in spats.
Think about her and put her needs/wants ahead of your own whenever possible. This should go both ways as well. Can't stress this enough. I've seen being selfish end the marriages of more people than about any other reason. A co-worker has been married/divorced 2-3 times and it's because he's all about himself and what he wants and she comes next every time. That dog doesn't hunt. At least not for long.
There's nothing better than waking up next to the person you want to be with for the rest of your life. There's nothing worse than wishing you were alone after picking poorly.
Good luck in your new life.

ChiefsOne
03-07-2012, 07:32 AM
2 words..... yes dear!

burt
03-07-2012, 07:41 AM
2 words..... yes dear!

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ct
03-07-2012, 07:42 AM
Run!

JK, no seriously, respect your wife, and stand up for yourself. Congrats, and best of luck to you both!!

burt
03-07-2012, 07:56 AM
and stand up for yourself.

Um.........you do realize that you are talking to Mohillbilly???!!!

WAY REDUNDANT!

notorious
03-07-2012, 07:56 AM
Run!

JK, no seriously, respect your wife, and stand up for yourself. Congrats, and best of luck to you both!!

Don't let the little things piss you off. I had to learn this and it takes time.

Be patient, and never, ever expect PIIHB Wednesday or BJ Friday again.

Predarat
03-07-2012, 08:00 AM
File for divorce 6 months before she stops putting out. That way by the time the divo is finailized you will be ready for some fresh, new snatch.

LVNHACK
03-07-2012, 08:27 AM
2) Please, please, please remember my favorite 2 words..........."yes dear"


A very nice way of saying STFU woman

scho63
03-07-2012, 08:34 AM
The Three Rings of Marriage:

1. the Engagement Ring

2. the Wedding Ring

3. the Suffering

Lotsa luck to you and have a great reception. I also agree with a previous poster who says get as many BJ's as you can because the Wedding Ring stops that dead in it's tracks

Frazod
03-07-2012, 08:43 AM
I can't remember where I heard it, but I love this cynical thought: Find a bitch you absolutely hate, and buy her a house. LMAO

Predarat
03-07-2012, 09:19 AM
Just remember alot of women will let you PIIHBUYPAROHF. Not all, hell some won't even let you PIIHB at all.

Graystoke
03-07-2012, 09:23 AM
Congrats! I remember my last two weddings like they were yesterday...ahh Memories!

kappa72202
03-07-2012, 10:05 AM
Every morning when you get up, make the choice to be happy or be right

whoman69
03-07-2012, 12:40 PM
http://sarahdusinberre.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/barney-stinson-awesome-quote.jpg?w=400

bogey
03-07-2012, 12:48 PM
Congrats sir! When you have a disagreement, let her finish her complete thought before you chime in. Women want to be heard, it's that simple.

seclark
03-07-2012, 12:57 PM
Congrats sir! When you have a disagreement, let her finish her complete thought before you chime in. Women want to be heard, it's that simple.

well, there's that g-spot thing too.:D
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bogey
03-07-2012, 01:00 PM
well, there's that g-spot thing too.:D
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Indeed :)

kinhin
03-07-2012, 01:29 PM
[QUOTE=KC Tattoo;8423185]Ha! Make sure your loyalties are with Chiefs Planet or your just a smuck.


I wish you well on your adventure, just sayin. Good luck with that.




Of course Chiefsplanet should come first! :p

But seriously. No need for luck. It's something that should be expected.

Earthling
03-07-2012, 02:12 PM
Talk things out and try not to ever go to bed mad at each other. Good luck.

MOhillbilly
03-07-2012, 02:19 PM
A toast to MOhillbilly.

We all know him as the no BS, dog-lovin, hell-raisin, curb-stompin man among men. Dirt under his nails, and vegetables tween his teeth. When he's not busy doing his own dental work, or reminiscing about the rise of punk in southwest Missouri, he's being right kindly to those around him, not that he'd want you to know it.

Like a big ugly cadbury egg, he'd rather you take stock of his crusty shell of menacing mystery, (and you'd be wise to do so.) It's all to distract you from the soft, creamy center. Gentleness in speech, and respect in abundance. Generosity stored up amidst years of hard life (but never once hard time.)

He knows not only life, but death, and how to shake hands with the past as he heads into the future. This leadership will fully express itself in married life. Watch as he grows ever more in body, mind, and spirit. Being a man. Doing a man's work. Commanding (and offering) the respect of a man, and now husband and father.

It's a good thing he's humble or he'd be insufferable.

I wish you well. Enjoy the family.

Put a lump in my throat. Thank you bro.

Iowanian
03-07-2012, 02:30 PM
My best advice is choose well, and I'm guessing you've done that.

Be honest, be loyal, be respectful even when you're pissed off that she's putting even more sticks on your wall. If she does the same thing when mud and debris fall off of your work and hunting clothes the rest should take care of itself.

One day at a time.

My grandpa's advice on life and marriage was that days can be long but the years will be fast.

Best of luck to both of you.

Easy 6
03-07-2012, 02:39 PM
Best wishes Mo, for all of marriages travails... its still beats the hell out of playing the field.

Just having that one person who understands you like no one else, gets all of your jokes & is always there for you when the chips are down.

Theres damn good reason why scientists say married men live longer, its great to have someone to lean on & love on, in life.

Good luck.

RJ
03-07-2012, 03:24 PM
Congratulations, MO. My advice for Thursday is to show up and dress appropriately. My advice for the future is to choose your battles wisely. Best of luck!

BigOlChiefsfan
03-08-2012, 01:14 AM
Congrats and best wishes.

alanm
03-08-2012, 01:28 AM
If anyone hasn't mentioned this yet... here goes...




























Run.

Holladay
03-08-2012, 03:54 AM
Bout all I can say is...it takes a bunch of trust.

Wife and I had a spat last week...been married for 20 yrs. It is going to happen, be noble.

Choose your battles wisely. And say "yes dear" a bunch. Another good one = "what can I do to help". If she says "nothing", then your free to do whatever.

In the end, you are suppose to be best friends. Even best friends have issues. Kids throw a money wrench into thou:)

Oh and BTW, congrates...she has to be special to put up with a sperm loving pig farmer...

threebag02
03-08-2012, 04:47 AM
Today is the day. ROCK out with..... Good Luck today.

seclark
03-08-2012, 06:58 AM
yes, today's the big day for mo. best wishes for the whole family. everybody in the wedding party gets a switchblade w/a pic of moxie on the handle.
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Hydrae
03-08-2012, 07:32 AM
Congrats and good luck! Second time has been the charm for me I know (20 years next week).

:toast:

Pablo
03-08-2012, 07:35 AM
Congrats Mo.

Never been married so I don't know shit.

mnchiefsguy
03-08-2012, 12:41 PM
Best of luck and congrats!

MOhillbilly
03-08-2012, 02:13 PM
Here we go.

FAX
03-08-2012, 02:14 PM
Good luck and enjoy the festivities.

FAX

Demonpenz
03-08-2012, 02:34 PM
he probably bred a pitbull that was black and white like a TUX just to be his best man.

luv
03-08-2012, 02:44 PM
Here we go.

Hope it's not outside. Brrrrrrrr....

Oh, and rain on your wedding day is supposed to be a really good thing.

seclark
03-08-2012, 02:45 PM
Hope it's not outside. Brrrrrrrr....

Oh, and rain on your wedding day is supposed to be a really good thing.

florida
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Phobia
03-08-2012, 02:53 PM
He shed a few pounds for the wedding.

luv
03-08-2012, 02:54 PM
florida
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Oh. Well, never mind then. :D

Chiefnj2
03-08-2012, 02:59 PM
Congrats, but who gets married on a Thursday?

Phobia
03-08-2012, 03:03 PM
Congrats, but who gets married on a Thursday?

They started a great batch of 'shine on Feb 23rd. Is that a good enough reason for you?

seclark
03-08-2012, 03:06 PM
Congrats, but who gets married on a Thursday?

thursday: get married
friday: honeymoon
weekend: get drunk while she cleans the house
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Chiefnj2
03-08-2012, 03:09 PM
They started a great batch of 'shine on Feb 23rd. Is that a good enough reason for you?

Only if it's banana mash.

Phobia
03-08-2012, 03:09 PM
thursday: get married
friday: honeymoon
weekend: get drunk while she cleans the house
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Next thursday: take baby home from hospital

seclark
03-08-2012, 03:12 PM
Next thursday: take baby home from hospital

friday: circumcise baby and make new lampshade.
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tooge
03-08-2012, 03:13 PM
when's the bonfire? Can we all come?

Phobia
03-08-2012, 03:18 PM
friday: circumcise baby and make new lampshade.
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saturday: baby's first can of skoal.

vailpass
03-08-2012, 03:20 PM
Now that you have the wife thing nailed down it's time to keep your eye out for a nice piece of side-ass that knows the deal and is good with it.

seclark
03-08-2012, 03:21 PM
saturday: baby's first can of skoal.

sunday: baby's first tattoo
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Phobia
03-08-2012, 03:26 PM
sunday: baby's first tattoo
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monday: buy 3 camaros to start fixing them up in the front yard for JimmyBob's first date with mom

Iowanian
03-08-2012, 03:27 PM
Anyone want to tell him why she was smiling so big at the ceremony?


The Thursday answer is obvious. It's the only day Pantera was available to play the wedding march of choice...Walk.

seclark
03-08-2012, 03:29 PM
monday: buy 3 camaros to start fixing them up in the front yard for JimmyBob's first date with mom

tues: baby gets first tooth
wed: baby pulls first tooth
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Phobia
03-08-2012, 04:05 PM
tues: baby gets first tooth
wed: baby pulls first tooth
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thursday: JimmyBob has first slumber party with new 12 gauge.

MOhillbilly
03-10-2012, 01:52 PM
It was awesome. Sunset on honeymoon island. Coach gave a toast at the reception. Stepdad gave me a uzi and a smith 357. Spent the whole day on clearwater gettin comped for every thing, drinks,jet skis, the whole clan turned out. Kids went to Disney. Good times.

Ebolapox
03-10-2012, 02:06 PM
congrats, man.

cabletech94
03-10-2012, 02:21 PM
good to hear it was a great time! best wishes!!!

Mr. Flopnuts
03-10-2012, 04:15 PM
It was awesome. Sunset on honeymoon island. Coach gave a toast at the reception. Stepdad gave me a uzi and a smith 357. Spent the whole day on clearwater gettin comped for every thing, drinks,jet skis, the whole clan turned out. Kids went to Disney. Good times.

Awesome. Congratulations Mo. You deserve it. Your Dad is smiling down.

seclark
03-10-2012, 08:26 PM
It was awesome. Sunset on honeymoon island. Coach gave a toast at the reception. Stepdad gave me a uzi and a smith 357. Spent the whole day on clearwater gettin comped for every thing, drinks,jet skis, the whole clan turned out. Kids went to Disney. Good times.

:clap:

FAX
03-10-2012, 08:30 PM
That sounds really nice, Mr. MOhillbilly. It really does.

In fact, it makes me consider the idea of re-marrying the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX just for the party (not to mention another round of wedding gifts ... out toaster is about shot).

Anyhow, congratulations. May your life together be long, prosperous, and replete with love.

And always remember; Calm seas do not a skillful sailor make.

FAX

Al Bundy
03-10-2012, 08:39 PM
It was awesome. Sunset on honeymoon island. Coach gave a toast at the reception. Stepdad gave me a uzi and a smith 357. Spent the whole day on clearwater gettin comped for every thing, drinks,jet skis, the whole clan turned out. Kids went to Disney. Good times.

Congrats you old fart. I hope you guys didn't muck up the water off Clearwater beach.. ya know, thinking it is a giant bath tub and all.

RJ
03-10-2012, 10:08 PM
tues: baby gets first tooth
wed: baby pulls first tooth
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LMAO

Outstanding.

RJ
03-10-2012, 10:12 PM
That sounds really nice, Mr. MOhillbilly. It really does.

In fact, it makes me consider the idea of re-marrying the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX just for the party (not to mention another round of wedding gifts ... out toaster is about shot).

Anyhow, congratulations. May your life together be long, prosperous, and replete with love.

And always remember; Calm seas do not a skillful sailor make.

FAX


Doing the re-marry thing is a great idea. We have several small appliances that are on their last legs.

If me and mrs RJ got re-hitched maybe CP could get us a room size humidifier. We could use one of those but I'm too lazy to go buy one. Thanks in advance.

royr17
03-10-2012, 10:51 PM
It was awesome. Sunset on honeymoon island. Coach gave a toast at the reception. Stepdad gave me a uzi and a smith 357. Spent the whole day on clearwater gettin comped for every thing, drinks,jet skis, the whole clan turned out. Kids went to Disney. Good times.

Oh, dear god, if I had known bout this thread I would have told you to run for the hills as I should have done, be a long time before i ever get married again, I wish you the best and hope it works for you but one thing is for sure is that marriage aint for all of us, lesson of advice when the going gets rough RUN RUN RUN and dont look back lol

listopencil
03-11-2012, 07:14 AM
It was awesome. Sunset on honeymoon island. Coach gave a toast at the reception. Stepdad gave me a uzi and a smith 357. Spent the whole day on clearwater gettin comped for every thing, drinks,jet skis, the whole clan turned out. Kids went to Disney. Good times.

Sounds like you had a great time. Gratz. Now I'm glad that I didn't kill you with that rifle.