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mikey23545
03-19-2012, 02:29 PM
...can come up with Peyton in a Donkey uniform crumpled to the turf of Arrowhead?

Rain Man
03-19-2012, 02:29 PM
Eh, let's just wait until September and get a real one.

mikey23545
03-19-2012, 02:31 PM
Eh, let's just wait until September and get a real one.

Sorry, I'm an impatient bastard...:fire:

Dayze
03-19-2012, 02:32 PM
Sorry, I'm an impotent bastard...:fire:

I initially read it as that.

Strongside
03-19-2012, 02:32 PM
I can do it. I'll work on it later when I get home.

mikey23545
03-19-2012, 02:33 PM
Plus, I'm worried he's probably going to take a paralyzing hit in training camp and never get to face the Chiefs again.

mikey23545
03-19-2012, 02:34 PM
I initially read it as that.

Hey, I can only work on one problem at a time...:)

Sofa King
03-19-2012, 02:42 PM
I made this earlier.

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x354/Boyd508/Manning.jpg

loochy
03-19-2012, 02:43 PM
I'd volunteer to make one, but I'd just forget.

listopencil
03-19-2012, 02:44 PM
JFC, orange jersey. Orange. I'm actually more excited to see the orange jerseys back than I am to see Manning play for the Broncos.

Agent V
03-19-2012, 02:53 PM
JFC, orange jersey. Orange. I'm actually more excited to see the orange jerseys back than I am to see Manning play for the Broncos.

I'm glad, too. It's the only one of their jerseys I like. The Broncos' uniform set is one of the worst in the league. '90s Nike garbage.

Jacksonville is the worst.

listopencil
03-19-2012, 02:57 PM
I'm glad, too. It's the only one of their jerseys I like. The Broncos' uniform set is one of the worst in the league. '90s Nike garbage.

Jacksonville is the worst.

I'll tell you honestly, my wife bought me some of the "new" gear for my birthday the year it came out. I freaked out. I told her that I refused to wear the stuff unless they won a Super Bowl in it. So...I got over it.

listopencil
03-19-2012, 02:57 PM
I still want the orange though.

Strongside
03-19-2012, 02:59 PM
JFC, orange jersey. Orange. I'm actually more excited to see the orange jerseys back than I am to see Manning play for the Broncos.

He'll be wearing white at arrowhead, though. And red...from bleeding his own blood. :D

Dayze
03-19-2012, 03:01 PM
I still want the orange though.

I like the oranges better.
I wish they'd do away with that weird ass looking stripey thing on the side of the pants.

listopencil
03-19-2012, 03:11 PM
He'll be wearing white at arrowhead, though. And red...from bleeding his own blood. :D

Meh, probably white with a navy stripe. Blah.

listopencil
03-19-2012, 03:12 PM
I like the oranges better.
I wish they'd do away with that weird ass looking stripey thing on the side of the pants.

That's a Nike thing. When they are set at the LOS it is supposed to look like the Nike swoosh. It's bullshit.

listopencil
03-19-2012, 03:13 PM
The first time I saw our O-Line set at the LOS I thought, "Oh, go fuck yourselves Nike. Seriously. I hate you guys."

Dayze
03-19-2012, 03:14 PM
That's a Nike thing. When they are set at the LOS it is supposed to look like the Nike swoosh. It's bullshit.

wow i didn't realize that. that's retarded.

dang it...now I'm going to be looking at them during games and getting irritated.
:D

Rain Man
03-19-2012, 03:15 PM
The first time I saw our O-Line set at the LOS I thought, "Oh, go **** yourselves Nike. Seriously. I hate you guys."

I need to check out the swoosh.

But yeah, the blue uniforms are an utter travesty. The orange ones were ugly, but they were unique and they set the Broncos apart. The blue ones are a big yawn. I wish they'd go back to the orange.

listopencil
03-19-2012, 03:17 PM
As I recall, the Broncos put in the request last year and will be returning to the orange as of this season. About fucking time.

listopencil
03-19-2012, 03:20 PM
The NFL Approves Orange Jerseys for the 2012 Denver Broncos

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/profile_images/194807/broncohoodie_in_africa_tiny.jpg by Troy Hufford (http://www.sbnation.com/users/Troy%20Hufford) on Oct 3, 2011 2:45 PM MDT (http://www.milehighreport.com/2011/10/3/2466900/the-nfl-approves-orange-jerseys-for-the-2012-denver-broncos) in News (http://www.milehighreport.com/section/news)


http://www.milehighreport.com/2011/10/3/2466900/the-nfl-approves-orange-jerseys-for-the-2012-denver-broncos

Finally, we have some news that Broncos (http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/denver-broncos) fans can rally around.

The NFL has approved the Broncos request to wear orange jerseys at home, beginning in 2012. Can you imagine if the NFL rejected the request? There's already enough tension over the Broncos' 1-3 start, but if our orange jerseys were rejected, every store in Broncos Country would be sold out of pitchforks and torches. Thankfully, the request was granted and the Broncos will be predominantly orange for the first time since the 1990s.

As a fan, this really excites me. Watching film and hearing Broncos history, it's impossible to ignore the "Orange Crush" defense. As one of the younger fans of the Broncos on MHR, I've really had to educate myself about the history of orange, because I've seen Blue and White as the primary colors for most of my fanhood, with Orange serving as a "throwback" or "alternative" color. This franchise isn't a blue and white franchise, however.
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/images/blog/star-divide.v5e9d7f1.jpg

kczoo
03-19-2012, 03:30 PM
Just find any ole picture of elway, Plummer, Orton, Cutler etc

listopencil
03-19-2012, 03:33 PM
After looking in OctoberFart's thread about "trolling the Mane" I did go there and they have some shopped Manning pics. You won't like them.

Rain Man
03-19-2012, 03:35 PM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/smb070829l.jpg

Agent V
03-19-2012, 03:46 PM
I'll tell you honestly, my wife bought me some of the "new" gear for my birthday the year it came out. I freaked out. I told her that I refused to wear the stuff unless they won a Super Bowl in it. So...I got over it.

Ha. Fair enough. Honestly, I love the logo. Always have. Especially the full-body bronco. I think the fact that a thousand college teams copied the template made me sour on it very quickly.

Dartgod
03-19-2012, 04:00 PM
That's a Nike thing. When they are set at the LOS it is supposed to look like the Nike swoosh. It's bullshit.

I'll be damned.

http://fantasyknuckleheads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/o-line_feature.jpg

Strongside
03-19-2012, 05:12 PM
Ok, not exactly crumbled on the turf, but here's what I whipped up...I've only got about 15 free minutes, so don't hate if it's not perfect, lol.

http://i.imgur.com/98FuX.jpg

baitism
03-19-2012, 06:32 PM
Someone needs to do Brokeneck Mountain, starring Peyton Manning and his horse, John Elway.

mikey23545
03-19-2012, 06:39 PM
Ok, not exactly crumbled on the turf, but here's what I whipped up...I've only got about 15 free minutes, so don't hate if it's not perfect, lol.

http://i.imgur.com/98FuX.jpg

Any and all efforts are appreciated, Strongside!

Sofa King
03-19-2012, 06:40 PM
Ok, not exactly crumbled on the turf, but here's what I whipped up...I've only got about 15 free minutes, so don't hate if it's not perfect, lol.

http://i.imgur.com/98FuX.jpg

Goddamn you're good.

loochy
03-20-2012, 11:37 AM
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l281/erclsr/brokeneckmountain.jpg

Dayze
03-20-2012, 11:38 AM
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l281/erclsr/brokeneckmountain.jpg

LMAO

awesome

Count Alex's Losses
03-20-2012, 11:45 AM
If no one does one today, I'll do one tonight.

Fish
03-20-2012, 01:12 PM
...

http://humorpix.com/images/47fbd1bdd063a6133913a2608aded5b7/Sprinkled_turd0-size-600x0.jpg