Use each of the first 50,000 numbers in a sentence thread

[loochy]

This is a fun game I heard about.

I'll start.

This is post number ONE

The next person should use the number TWO

[Thig Lyfe]

Peyton Manning is going to be broken in two.

[Donger]

One.

[bowener]

Zero is not mentioned?

[vailpass]

One.

LMAO 111!!!

[loochy]

we are now on number THREE.

[RustShack]

what is this four?

[Mojo Jojo]

Four of a kind.

[bowener]

Is this a bilingual thread? Cinco?

[Mojo Jojo]

High Five!!!!

[Thig Lyfe]

Peyton Manning will injure five of his vertebrae.

[Donger]

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[saphojunkie]

Free agency makes me want to put a six-gun in my mouth.

[bevischief]

What the hell is going on here?

[loochy]

It's like 1000 bottles of beer on the wall...kind of.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

That piece of shit wears seven.

[Rain Man]

That's going to be a really long sentence.

[J Diddy]

That piece of shit wears seven.
I knew a girl who liked to get eight.

[loochy]

That piece of shit wears seven.

I never liked the number nine.

[Gadzooks]

Take this shit to Draft Planet!!!!1!!
20

[Donger]

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[XXXshogunXXX]

shawtee she's a Ten

[loochy]

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ha ha what is that?

[Donger]

ha ha what is that?

The Last Dragon: Sum Dum Goy Dance

[loochy]

The Last Dragon: Sum Dum Goy Dance

does that have something to do with big oil?

[Donger]

does that have something to do with big oil?

No.

[Thig Lyfe]

shawtee she's a Ten

Peyton Manning's eleven inch dong is gonna get ripped off by Tamba Hali.

[loochy]

pssh, mine was that size when i was TWELVE

[Bugeater]

Why was six afraid? Because seven ate nine.

[loochy]

Why was six afraid? Because seven ate nine.

Damn dude, seven is in beastmode.

[vailpass]

1, 2, skip a few
50,000!

[bevischief]

It takes a big dog to weight a ton.

[Pawnmower]

Matt Cassel will throw for over Four thousand fifteen yards in the upcoming season.

[loochy]

Matt Cassel will throw for over Four thousand fifteen yards in the upcoming season.

Correction: Matt Cassel will throw for over thirteen yards in the upcoming season.

[Caseyguyrr]

fuck this shit

[chiefqueen]

Correction: Matt Cassel will throw for over thirteen yards in the upcoming season.

I wonder if Cassel can score 2 TD's in one game, that would give the Chiefs fourteen points or...

[Thig Lyfe]

Peyton Manning will likely be dead before week fifteen.

[Donger]

I've got a great one for 159. Expedite.

[chiefqueen]

Succop could just kick 5 FG's after our defense causes 5 turnovers in the opposing teams territory for fifteen points

[chiefqueen]

But wait there's more...

8 Tamba safeties scores you sixteen points

[mr. tegu]

Do the Chiefs have a number seventeen on the roster?

[Talisman]

50,000? ROFL Me thinks this will get old before we get to triple digits.

[J Diddy]

Do the Chiefs have a number seventeen on the roster?

Eighteen on the Donks can suck my butthole.

[loochy]

50,000? ROFL Me thinks this will get old before we get to triple digits.

It'll probably take until the youngest Kardashian turns nineteen

[HoneyBadger]

Peyton Manning used to wear number Eighteen

[pr_capone]

I remember when I turned 20. I was a lonely virgin.

[loochy]

I remember when I turned 20. I was a lonely virgin.

i remember when i turned 21. i was a lonely non virgin

[Thig Lyfe]

Peyton Manning will lose 22 pints of blood against KC.

[Groves]

This thread loses it's burst at about 73.

[loochy]

you lost your burst at 23

[Detoxing]

I remember when i was 24...good times

[Dartgod]

I remember when i was 24...good times

I don't remember 25.

[Detoxing]

At 26, i was just a shell of my former self.

[chiefqueen]

I was 25 when the wall came down.

[Detoxing]

But now that I'm 27, whoa!

[SNR]

I've got dibs on 69

[loochy]

But now that I'm 27, whoa!

28 you turned straight

[Buck]

The first 50,000 numbers are a combination of the following numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.

I win.

[loochy]

The first 50,000 numbers are a combination of the following numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.

I win.

HEy, go count your wads of casino cash

[bevischief]

The first 50,000 numbers are a combination of the following numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.

I win.

He can count.

[Detoxing]

29 And feeling Mighty Fine

[Detoxing]

30 And looking Dirty

[loochy]

30 And looking Dirty

Stop double posting! You are costing us tons of points!

[KC Tattoo]

I loved it when #31 Priest Holmes scored 4 TDs against the Falcons.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

3 of a kind.

[KC Tattoo]

Marcus Allen had the number 32

[dmahurin]

I give this thread 33 more posts before it turns into a cassel bitch fest.

[KC Tattoo]

I think 34 was a whore that buck knew.

[Detoxing]

I give this thread 33 more posts before it turns into a cassel bitch fest.

Matt Cassel Sucks

[KC Tattoo]

35 is alive

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[Omaha]

Stop double posting! You are costing us tons of points!

I was just thinking the same thing... 36 times, give or take.

[WV]

37 ducks are a lot of ducks.

[Omaha]

I can't think of a single significant thing about 38

[CanadianChief]

39 is now a Cowboy

[KC Tattoo]

am sure cassel will throw 39 ints this year

[loochy]

lordy lordy look who's 40

[KC Tattoo]

Fourty one & counting

[WV]

42's are some big ass pants!

[cabletech94]

the chiefs D used to be a 43.

[Dartgod]

Who remembers #44, Herman Heard?

[Omaha]

43... I wanna fuck that bitch from Glee

[loochy]

forty four - omaha likes the skinny whore

[cabletech94]

43... I wanna **** that bitch from Glee

are we randomly going in reverse?

[cabletech94]

bwana will shoot you with a colt45.

[Dartgod]

are we randomly going in reverse?

I was wondering that too?

[Omaha]

are we randomly going in reverse?

45, Fuck off I type slow

[loochy]

45, Fuck off I type slow

forty six, the Vets team sucks dicks

[cabletech94]

45, **** off I type slow

obviously.

i'm gonna make fun of you 47 times.

[loochy]

obviously.

i'm gonna make fun of you 46 times.

YOU type slow like a 47 year old

[cabletech94]

YOU type slow like a 47 year old

i feel like a 48 year old!

[Omaha]

49 can't possibly feel fine

[loochy]

i farted like 50 times tonight

[Omaha]

Smells like 51

[KC Tattoo]

Fifty thousand - fourty nine thousand nine hundred fourty eight = fifty two.

[Dartgod]

Year 53 (LIII) was a common year starting on Monday of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Silanus and Antonius (or, less frequently, year 806 Ab urbe condita).

[bevischief]

54 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Dartgod]

55 was Derrick Thomas's number at Alabama.

[Sofa King]

56 is Derrick Johnson's number in KC.

[WV]

Hienz 57 is the best Ketchup

[Sofa King]

Satanic Goat has banged 58 dudes.

[luv]

Aw, look. A non-post whore post whoring thread.

[bevischief]

Aw, look. A non-post whore post whoring thread.

You just saw this?

[Dr. Gigglepants]

Over fifteen hours in and you're on number 59, great job guys, thread ignored.

[luv]

You just saw this?

Uh, yeah. I didn't get on last night after work.

[chiefqueen]

Over fifteen hours in and you're on number 59, great job guys, thread ignored.

OK, then, you write the next 60 posts by yourself in the next 15 hours.

[WV]

A 61 year old guy is the oldest college football player.

http://theweek.com/article/index/219158/the-61-year-old-college-football-player

[Extra Point]

The Texans won the AFL championship back in 62.

[Dartgod]

Kennedy was assassinated in '63.

[bevischief]

64 Chevy.

[Omaha]

Crennel will turn 65 this year

[WV]

1966 The Busch Memorial Stadium opens in St Louis, Missouri.

[Thig Lyfe]

Justin Bieber III will be our 67th president.

[KC Tattoo]

What Chief had #67 jursey in the 90's?

[Omaha]

You guys are gonna go apeshit after I post #68

[loochy]

You guys are gonna go apeshit after I post #68

ZOMG I GET TO DO # 69

[Alton deFlat]

Apollo 8 orbited the moon in December 1968. Now, what is somebody gonna say with the next number?

[PGM]

Omaha's ideal mate is a 70 lb. Ethiopian super model.

[loochy]

Hotel 71 is a Chicago boutique hotel. Its downtown Chicago hotel location offers exceptional views.

[KC Tattoo]

Cost of gas was about .24/gallon in 1972. Can you believe that?

[loochy]

nineteen seventy three was a good number for mee