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Direckshun
03-20-2012, 10:42 PM
Men used to drink real tequila and talk about sports.

Now men drink poser tequila.

And talk about what?

Hair tips?

http://66.147.244.95/~scratci7/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/1800Tequila1.jpg

KC Hawks
03-20-2012, 10:43 PM
It was too bad Tony killed him.

Chiefsfan85
03-20-2012, 10:44 PM
They could also hit the QB's and make vicious tackles across the middle of the field...

MIAdragon
03-20-2012, 10:45 PM
http://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tequila-cat.jpg

T-post Tom
03-20-2012, 10:45 PM
It was too bad Tony killed him.

I thought the ratings of that Detroit thing killed him...

Count Zarth
03-20-2012, 10:45 PM
If you honestly feel the need to sit around and talk about tequila you are not a real man.

I'M ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY CUS OF MY MANLY TEQUILA HERP DERP

Direckshun
03-20-2012, 10:47 PM
http://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tequila-cat.jpg

Whatever happened to cats?

Count Zarth
03-20-2012, 10:48 PM
let's be honest, being drunk is not very manly

SNR
03-20-2012, 10:51 PM
Tequila is probably the most disgusting liquid on the face of the planet.

I'd rather drink the accumulated sweat that forms between John Goodman's rolls of fat.

|Zach|
03-20-2012, 10:51 PM
what?

BryanBusby
03-20-2012, 10:53 PM
Being drunk is quite manly, unless you're one of those dumb drunks that cries like a bitch

DMAC
03-20-2012, 10:54 PM
Tequila is probably the most disgusting liquid on the face of the planet.

I'd rather drink the accumulated sweat that forms between John Goodman's rolls of fat.

Good tequila is DELICIOUS.

T-post Tom
03-20-2012, 10:58 PM
http://www.linternaute.com/cinema/magazine/photo/les-grands-seducteurs-de-l-age-d-or-hollywoodien/image/robert-mitchum-234970.jpg

Count Zarth
03-20-2012, 10:59 PM
Being drunk is quite manly, unless you're one of those dumb drunks that cries like a bitch

No, it turns most men into stupid children.

KC Tattoo
03-20-2012, 11:00 PM
Good tequila is DELICIOUS.

Mexico keeps the good stuff for themselves. It's been a while since I had any, but I sure remember how good it was down in Cabo. Had fun. Did manly things like snorkling.

T-post Tom
03-20-2012, 11:04 PM
Real men don't cry. They blow their heads off with a shotgun. And that means you, Nick Adams...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PM85TXXVd7Y/ThLjSUZccdI/AAAAAAAAKHE/3bQ4RqQhPPo/s1600/hemingway-gun.gif

Easy 6
03-20-2012, 11:05 PM
It was too bad Tony killed him.

Yeah... but not really, dat guys head wasnt in da game anymore.

KC Tattoo
03-20-2012, 11:07 PM
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/nirahli/john-wayne-spanking-maureen-ohara.jpg

That's how a man does it.

listopencil
03-21-2012, 12:38 AM
A real man doesn't drink because he wants too, a real man drinks because he has to.

Holladay
03-21-2012, 02:46 AM
*&^*Hick*&%$

KC Tattoo
03-21-2012, 02:52 AM
*&^*Hick*&%$

Is that you Doc? You drunk again? Are you just manly sober?

Ugly Duck
03-21-2012, 02:55 AM
Real men sing the blues....

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KC Tattoo
03-21-2012, 03:07 AM
Song from Spongebob the movie. We are men.

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scho63
03-21-2012, 03:12 AM
I'm an "old school" guy and I find myself increasingly at odds with people because I fail to observe all the political correctness bullshit and hate the the wussification of America, especially douchy metrosexuals, pushy/bossy women who really want to own a dick, and self centered over important assholes.

|Zach|
03-21-2012, 10:04 AM
I'm an "old school" guy and I find myself increasingly at odds with people because I fail to observe all the political correctness bullshit and hate the the wussification of America, especially douchy metrosexuals, pushy/bossy women who really want to own a dick, and self centered over important assholes.

Whenever someone is throwing around this vague idea and you corner them into actual examples the stuff they cite is always stupid as hell.

gblowfish
03-21-2012, 10:23 AM
I hate tequila. It's the devil's liquor. It tried to kill me once in college - seriously. Just the smell of it makes me want to gag now.

But I'll drink as much Crown Royal as you've got....

DMAC
03-21-2012, 10:24 AM
I hate tequila. It's the devil's liquor. It tried to kill me once in college - seriously. Just the smell of it makes me want to gag now.


That's SoCo for me.

Bump
03-21-2012, 10:24 AM
cannabis > alcohol

CHENZ A!
03-21-2012, 10:29 AM
We're men. We're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights.

loochy
03-21-2012, 10:32 AM
What ever happened to the man show?

shitgoose
03-21-2012, 10:32 AM
That's SoCo for me.


+1. Can't even look at the bottle in a liquor store

scho63
03-21-2012, 10:55 AM
Whenever someone is throwing around this vague idea and you corner them into actual examples the stuff they cite is always stupid as hell.

I'm having trouble understanding which side of the argument you are on-agree or disagree?

|Zach|
03-21-2012, 10:56 AM
I'm having trouble understanding which side of the argument you are on-agree or disagree?

Well read it again. Unless reading is also part of the wussification of america.

Munson
03-21-2012, 10:57 AM
tequila = nectar of the gods

vailpass
03-21-2012, 10:59 AM
No, it turns most men into stupid children.

Junior, you don't know a good female thigh opener when you see one.

vailpass
03-21-2012, 11:00 AM
A real man doesn't drink because he wants too, a real man drinks because he has to.

LMAO

Radar Chief
03-21-2012, 11:00 AM
What ever happened to the man show?

Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope killed it.

vailpass
03-21-2012, 11:01 AM
Whenever someone is throwing around this vague idea and you corner them into actual examples the stuff they cite is always stupid as hell.

One specific example would be you.

|Zach|
03-21-2012, 11:01 AM
One specific example would be you.

Oh snap!

CHENZ A!
03-21-2012, 11:02 AM
Well read it again. Unless reading is also part of the wussification of america.

Reading is so gay dude.

Detoxing
03-21-2012, 11:02 AM
No, it turns most men into stupid children.

Uhh...no.

Have you ever even been around other males?

WhiteWhale
03-21-2012, 11:03 AM
Whenever someone is throwing around this vague idea and you corner them into actual examples the stuff they cite is always stupid as hell.

People attach themselves to buzz words.

That's just how that group is... you're considered a wuss if you don't hit kids. That's the one that always baffled me.

vailpass
03-21-2012, 11:03 AM
Uhh...no.

Have you ever even been around other males?

DUDE! Think of what and who you just asked. Please delete before he posts pictures.

Pneuma
03-21-2012, 11:04 AM
Tequila is a nasty drink!

Real men drink Whiskey, straight up, while cleaning their guns.

vailpass
03-21-2012, 11:04 AM
Oh snap!

Did you run out of glib wanna-be-hipster retorts?

Detoxing
03-21-2012, 11:05 AM
DUDE! Think of what and who you just asked. Please delete before he posts pictures.

ROFL

Radar Chief
03-21-2012, 11:08 AM
A real man doesn't drink because he wants too, a real man drinks because he has to.

In mother Russia vodka consume YOU!

|Zach|
03-21-2012, 11:08 AM
Did you run out of glib wanna-be-hipster retorts?

You throw out shallow meaningless shit you get it back.

Yea...we know we know. You are a guest here and you are not into to posting things worth reading. We get it.

Radar Chief
03-21-2012, 11:11 AM
Uhh...no.

Have you ever even been around other males?

Bit of an ambiguous question, considering who it is you're asking.

vailpass
03-21-2012, 11:18 AM
You throw out shallow meaningless shit you get it back.

Yea...we know we know. You are a guest here and you are not into to posting things worth reading. We get it.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the fat soccer homo static.

|Zach|
03-21-2012, 11:19 AM
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the fat soccer homo static.

I don't really get involved in threads that have to do with race. I am amazed you read anything I ever post at all. Race baiting people is tireless thankless work but there you are.

Setsuna
03-21-2012, 11:25 AM
John Wayne was a real man. Yall need to recognize this.

vailpass
03-21-2012, 11:27 AM
I don't really get involved in threads that have to do with race. I am amazed you read anything I ever post at all. Race baiting people is tireless thankless work but there you are.

Seriously, you're going to hide behind that old saw? The false racist card?
***** please.

Baconeater
03-21-2012, 11:28 AM
Real man right the fuck here. I can sweat a pipe, unclog a toilet, skin and gut an animal and cook it with fire, fix a flat tire, and do it all while drinking a cheap shitty beer.

Agent V
03-21-2012, 11:34 AM
Real man right the fuck here. I can sweat a pipe, unclog a toilet, skin and gut an animal and cook it with fire, fix a flat tire, and do it all while drinking a cheap shitty beer.

I'm impressed by both the skill set and the subtle rhyming.

Bowser
03-21-2012, 11:40 AM
cannabis > alcohol

Yeah, but then your breath stinks, your clothes stink, your place stinks, the air around you generally stinks......


That only happens with alcohol when you don't know when to stop and puke everywhere.

Dayze
03-21-2012, 11:44 AM
Don Juilo Anejo
Don Edwardo Reposado
Cazadores Anejo
Patron Reposado

are my favorites. straight, of course/ sipping, no shot.

bevischief
03-21-2012, 11:58 AM
It is all the hormones in the food and the same reason little girls are looking like teenagers way too early.

Radar Chief
03-21-2012, 11:59 AM
It is all the hormones in the food and the same reason little girls are looking like teenagers way too early.

Itís the steroids in the meat and estrogen in the water.

Johnny Vegas
03-21-2012, 12:05 PM
John Wayne was a real man. Yall need to recognize this.

damn straight and you're grandfathered in being all that is man when you're born on the same date as him, like me.

Iowanian
03-21-2012, 12:05 PM
I think the best part of this thread is the irony of the OP asking the question.

vailpass
03-21-2012, 12:06 PM
It is all the hormones in the food and the same reason little girls are looking like teenagers way too early.

So you're saying it isn't all bad?

qabbaan
03-21-2012, 12:08 PM
Real men don't care about posturing and posing next to faux luxury trinkets.

Ugly Duck
03-21-2012, 12:52 PM
Ya gotta be a MAN to wear tights.....

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alpha_omega
03-21-2012, 12:56 PM
tequila = nectar of the gods

No f'ing way.....


tequila = libation of the devil.

|Zach|
03-21-2012, 01:10 PM
Seriously, you're going to hide behind that old saw? The false racist card?
***** please.

Whoever is reading your posts for you is doing a bad job. I didn't call you a racist.

Valiant
03-21-2012, 01:19 PM
Tequila is probably the most disgusting liquid on the face of the planet.

I'd rather drink the accumulated sweat that forms between John Goodman's rolls of fat.

A good silver tequila is awesome.

Jager or that alcohol that tastes like cough sryup is disgusting.

|Zach|
03-21-2012, 01:22 PM
Good tequilla is alright. I drink it but it isn't really something I go out of my way to order. Big fan of Gin. Like vodka alright...dig scotch.

Radar Chief
03-21-2012, 01:29 PM
Ta-Kill-Ya makes me crazy.
Some of the stupider things Iíve ever done, worst fights Iíve been in, were tequila fueled.
Rum, on the other hand, is a nice mellow buzz.

|Zach|
03-21-2012, 01:29 PM
Ta-Kill-Ya makes me crazy.
Some of the stupider things Iíve ever done, worst fights Iíve been in, were tequila fueled.
Rum, on the other hand, is a nice mellow buzz.

Yea, there are def certain people that get turned up to 11 on the stuff. :D

Count Zarth
03-21-2012, 02:13 PM
Good tequilla is alright. I drink it but it isn't really something I go out of my way to order. Big fan of Gin. Like vodka alright...dig scotch.

You're going to end up diabetic.

Baconeater
03-21-2012, 04:24 PM
Well I was a real man until I got this ghey-ass username.

Holladay
03-21-2012, 04:25 PM
I don't know how to inbed.

But I've got a big deck. Gotta love a man with a big deck.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz82fjXqFQ4

KCUnited
03-21-2012, 04:40 PM
Tequila, sangrita, and a cigar are hard to beat.

Ace Gunner
03-21-2012, 04:48 PM
No, it turns most men into stupid children.

that's because they let their guard down

Ace Gunner
03-21-2012, 04:49 PM
Real men don't care about posturing and posing next to faux luxury trinkets.

real men drink but don't get drunk

htismaqe
03-21-2012, 04:52 PM
Ta-Kill-Ya makes me crazy.
Some of the stupider things Iíve ever done, worst fights Iíve been in, were tequila fueled.
Rum, on the other hand, is a nice mellow buzz.

Gin makes me laugh. Tequila makes me want to smoke weed. Scotch makes me mellow.

The only time I've ever drank and REALLY wanted to fight, I was drinking 4 Loco malt beverages. :D

La literatura
03-21-2012, 05:31 PM
The real question is: whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?

Okie_Apparition
03-21-2012, 05:37 PM
What's happened to men's voices

Radar Chief
03-21-2012, 05:49 PM
What's happened to men's voices

I don't know what you're talking about.

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Radar Chief
03-21-2012, 05:56 PM
Gin makes me laugh. Tequila makes me want to smoke weed. Scotch makes me mellow.

The only time I've ever drank and REALLY wanted to fight, I was drinking 4 Loco malt beverages. :D

I've had friends that whiskey was their trigger.
I've been sick because of it too many times and can't get a shot past my nose. Seriously, as soon as I smell whiskey it starts the gag reflex so I can't drink enough of it to get all worked up.

DomerNKC
03-21-2012, 06:04 PM
Men used to drink real tequila and talk about sports.

Now men drink poser tequila.

And talk about what?

Hair tips?

http://66.147.244.95/~scratci7/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/1800Tequila1.jpgthis actor is a douche, and patron kicks the hell out of 1800.

Bwana
03-21-2012, 06:52 PM
this actor is a douche, and patron kicks the hell out of 1800.

All of this.

Setsuna
03-22-2012, 12:41 AM
damn straight and you're grandfathered in being all that is man when you're born on the same date as him, like me.

Fuck! That ain't fair man. :harumph:

lostcause
03-22-2012, 12:46 AM
I don't always drink tequila, but when I do - I drink Porfidio Single Barrel.

scho63
03-22-2012, 02:58 AM
Well read it again. Unless reading is also part of the wussification of america.

Let's see....


Playing dodgeball or on the jungle gym is OUT because kids are wussies
Men acting like woman and woman acting like men
Every kid getting a ribbon or trophy for participation in sports even if they SUCK
The changing of words into some "special" word like midget or dwarf into "small people" because they might offend someone or retard into "special needs"
Trying to force woman into men only clubs or other places like the front line of war
All the men who stay at home while the wife works
Everyone turning bullying into something so bad that any kid today who gets picked on just a little needs therapy or wants to kill themselves-kids have no spine
Parents always blaming the teachers first, kids second as opposed to vice versa
Everyone having to rearrange their whole lifes at school because every kid has a food allergy and their is only 3 things you are allowed to pack your kid for lunch
Lawsuits at the drop of a hat everytime some on is "offended" for some mundane insult or complaint
All the 4,5,6 year old kids getting suspended from school or other stupid things because of the PC police
Cant celebrate a touchdown or goal is sports anymore or you get a penalty!


I could go one for hours........

OH I FORGOT ONE-the fact that we have to say "Wussification" instead of Pussification or pillowbitergotness is part of it!

|Zach|
03-22-2012, 10:49 PM
Let's see....


Playing dodgeball or on the jungle gym is OUT because kids are wussies

My cousins play dodge ball all the time.

Men acting like woman and woman acting like men

lol what?

Every kid getting a ribbon or trophy for participation in sports even if they SUCK

It is pretty few and far in between you see places use the "lets not keep score" way of doing things. I don't see any lack of competitive spirit amongst kids. Do you? They are playing games and going at eachother all the time as it should be. Real life is a long road and everyone gets hit over the head with it. The occasional medal doesn't change shit.

The changing of words into some "special" word like midget or dwarf into "small people" because they might offend someone or retard into "special needs"

Is this really an issue? I mean...is this really part of your big manifesto. People are being too nice to midgets?
Trying to force woman into men only clubs or other places like the front line of war

The military is making decisions as they see fit. I am not doing to act like I know best for the military. I worked in many private clubs while saving money to be a photographer. They do what they want when they want. I made a lot of money in the mens only clubhouse. Your backroom poker games and cigars are safe dude.

All the men who stay at home while the wife works

Who are you to say how someone best makes their family work?

Everyone turning bullying into something so bad that any kid today who gets picked on just a little needs therapy or wants to kill themselves-kids have no spine.

I think being a kid now is a lot different than even when I was kid and I am only 28. The connected nature of kids and viral nature of information is very very unforgiving to kids who are just learning how to interact with eachother socially. I think once again you using "every" and "all" in all of your "points" is completely dumb. Bullying is still a big deal that often goes unreported.

Parents always blaming the teachers first, kids second as opposed to vice versa

I think this is a legitimate problem. The relationship between parents and teachers. I don't think it really backs up your main point but this is a problem.

Everyone having to rearrange their whole lifes at school because every kid has a food allergy and their is only 3 things you are allowed to pack your kid for lunch.

*shrug* Lots of kids react very badly...lots of them. Like drop dead reaction. Shitty part of getting a bunch of kids together. Should we put those kids on an island or blow it up or something?

Lawsuits at the drop of a hat everytime some on is "offended" for some mundane insult or complaint

Everytime someone is offended? I understand why you are busy with hyperbole and exxageration. This doesn't stand on its own...at all.

All the 4,5,6 year old kids getting suspended from school or other stupid things because of the PC police

One or two stories from god knows where in god knows what school and guys like you think this is actually a problem. Using outliers and painting our world with them is a silly way to live life.

Cant celebrate a touchdown or goal is sports anymore or you get a penalty!

Nah.

This was just Saturday in good ol Kansas City!


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People celebrate almost every single touchdown. Why do you feel a need to lie to get your point across?


I could go one for hours........

OH I FORGOT ONE-the fact that we have to say "Wussification" instead of Pussification or pillowbitergotness is part of it!

We don't have to do shit. Another silly fabrication. Pussification.


Just as I suspected when I first wrote this. There are a few solid points but a lot of those are simply over dramatic and dumb as hell.

Guru
03-23-2012, 12:42 AM
It takes a real man to be a Chiefs fan.

scho63
07-03-2013, 05:45 PM
I really have this overwhelming desire to beat with a baseball bat, stab with an ice pick, shoot in both knee caps and hang up upside down by their genitals all these scumbag piece of shit politicians and PC do-gooders that are f*cking up my country!!!!

:bang:

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Washington state gets rid of sexist language

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/washington-state-gets-rid-sexist-language-162549523.html

In Washington state, the word "freshman" is out. And "first-year student" is in. In total, 40,000 words have been changed as part of an effort to rid state statutes of gender-biased language.

The bill, signed into law earlier in the year by Democratic Gov. Jay Inslee, went into effect this week.

And it was no small task. "This was a much larger effort than I had envisioned. Mankind means man and woman," Democratic state Sen. Jeanne Kohl-Welles of Seattle told Reuters.

"Fisherman" is now a "fisher." "Penmanship" is called "handwriting." And "manhole cover" is, well, still "manhole cover." Some words donít have an easy replacement.

Others do: "His" is now ďhis and hers.Ē "Clergyman" is now "clergy." "Journeyman plumber" is now ďjourney-level plumber,Ē according to the Daily Mail.

According to Reuters, Washington is the fourth state to officially remove gender-biased language from the law. Others are Florida, North Carolina and Illinois. Nine other states are considering similar gender-neutral laws.

"Words matter," Liz Watson, a National Women's Law Center senior adviser, told Reuters. "This is important in changing hearts and minds."
France recently officially banned the term "mademoiselle" from official documents. The Gallic term means "miss," and French officials contended it forced women to acknowledge their marital status.

The French also bid adieu to "maiden name," which they dismissed as "archaic." They should know: Paris only recently got rid of a law that banned women from wearing pants.

LiveSteam
07-03-2013, 05:53 PM
I really have this overwhelming desire to beat with a baseball bat, stab with an ice pick, shoot in both knee caps and hang up upside down by their genitals all these scumbag piece of shit politicians and PC do-gooders that are ****ing up my country!!!!

:bang:

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Washington state gets rid of sexist language

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/washington-state-gets-rid-sexist-language-162549523.html

In Washington state, the word "freshman" is out. And "first-year student" is in. In total, 40,000 words have been changed as part of an effort to rid state statutes of gender-biased language.

The bill, signed into law earlier in the year by Democratic Gov. Jay Inslee, went into effect this week.

And it was no small task. "This was a much larger effort than I had envisioned. Mankind means man and woman," Democratic state Sen. Jeanne Kohl-Welles of Seattle told Reuters.

"Fisherman" is now a "fisher." "Penmanship" is called "handwriting." And "manhole cover" is, well, still "manhole cover." Some words don’t have an easy replacement.

Others do: "His" is now “his and hers.” "Clergyman" is now "clergy." "Journeyman plumber" is now “journey-level plumber,” according to the Daily Mail.

According to Reuters, Washington is the fourth state to officially remove gender-biased language from the law. Others are Florida, North Carolina and Illinois. Nine other states are considering similar gender-neutral laws.

"Words matter," Liz Watson, a National Women's Law Center senior adviser, told Reuters. "This is important in changing hearts and minds."
France recently officially banned the term "mademoiselle" from official documents. The Gallic term means "miss," and French officials contended it forced women to acknowledge their marital status.

The French also bid adieu to "maiden name," which they dismissed as "archaic." They should know: Paris only recently got rid of a law that banned women from wearing pants.

You have a kill list?
Real men have a kill list

Consistent1
07-03-2013, 06:00 PM
Gin makes me laugh. Tequila makes me want to smoke weed. Scotch makes me mellow.

The only time I've ever drank and REALLY wanted to fight, I was drinking 4 Loco malt beverages. :D

Those old Four Lokos were pretty intense once you started to get several down.

Count Zarth
07-03-2013, 06:10 PM
Real men don't give a fuck about alcohol commercials.

fan4ever
07-03-2013, 06:19 PM
I knew the existence of real men was in trouble the day I saw the first changing table in the mens bathroom. Then when my son was old enough to play sports they didn't keep score. It's been a wussification tsunami ever since...and the men who don't see it are the problem.

CrazyPhuD
07-03-2013, 06:28 PM
You have a kill list?
Real men have a kill list

No they don't....real men HAD a kill list...the emphasis on HAD!:p

Count Zarth
07-03-2013, 06:35 PM
I do enjoy the Captain Morgan commercials, though.

Those are quality entertainment.

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However, they don't make me want to buy anything.

If you are swayed by alcohol advertising you are unmanly.

Fruit Ninja
07-03-2013, 06:38 PM
Tequila is probably the most disgusting liquid on the face of the planet.

I'd rather drink the accumulated sweat that forms between John Goodman's rolls of fat.

i wanna see that! can we make it happen? doesnt have to be john goodman, just any fat person! Make it happen! Steve-0 Jackass style. DO IT!

Count Zarth
07-03-2013, 06:43 PM
SNR + Flopnuts + the next bash = fat roll sweat party!

Sorter
07-03-2013, 06:58 PM
Real men don't give a **** about alcohol commercials.

I have a vivid memory as a 17 year old when I was cutting weight and hadn't drank in 4 months of a corona commercial that was absolutely mouth watering.

Direckshun
07-03-2013, 10:39 PM
My right nut doesn't know what my left nut is doing.

Somebody give me advice.

Count Zarth
07-03-2013, 10:49 PM
Do not worry about your nuts. They do not worry about each other.

Psyko Tek
07-03-2013, 10:52 PM
I'm an "old school" guy and I find myself increasingly at odds with people because I fail to observe all the political correctness bullshit and hate the the wussification of America, especially douchy metrosexuals, pushy/bossy women who really want to own a dick, and self centered over important assholes.

you are sounding like a whiner that has male genitalia



dojn't care what you did before , deal with life if you are a man
shape your world or deal with it...
that is what men do


now go back to your talk radio

listopencil
07-03-2013, 10:53 PM
You have a kill list?
Real men have a kill list

Wtf, who doesn't have a kill list?

listopencil
07-03-2013, 10:56 PM
I knew the existence of real men was in trouble the day I saw the first changing table in the men's bathroom.

Being a widower myself I'm glad they added those.

DTLB58
07-04-2013, 03:51 AM
Being drunk is quite manly, unless you're one of those dumb drunks that cries like a bitch

Problem is, there are far too many, that when drunk, the alcohol controls them and not the other way around. And it is leading to still way to many:

1) DWI's, especially those that kill people.
2) Spousal abuse
3) Alcoholism that just ruins their life and entire families.

I hate drunk people. My youngest son turns 21 in October. I plan on making him watch "When a Man Loves a Woman" Great movie.

My 2cents

DTLB58
07-04-2013, 03:57 AM
Being a widower myself I'm glad they added those.

Yep, I changed more diapers than my wife combined with both our kids.

I'm not ashamed I took care of my kids and raised them.

We bash the; Antonio Cromarties San Diego Chargers (NFL) - Seven children with multiple women in five different states.
And, 2. Travis Henry, Denver Broncos (NFL/Colorado Penal System) - 11 kids with 10 different women, of the world.

But then have a thread/comment like this...I knew the existence of real men was in trouble the day I saw the first changing table in the mens bathroom.

mdchiefsfan
07-04-2013, 04:10 AM
Wtf, who doesn't have a kill list?

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7wBkIspiv_Wkb5JXPMhLyLdz2n1K-yMOtZ9iftG-SQbI4w7PHCA

CrazyPhuD
07-04-2013, 04:13 AM
But then have a thread/comment like this...I knew the existence of real men was in trouble the day I saw the first changing table in the mens bathroom.

Bah you're reading the comment all wrong. They're not saying that changing diapers makes one not a real man. They're saying a real man doesn't need to have a changing table in the bathroom because he can build his own in less than 30 seconds!

Real men don't need things built for them they can do it themselves!:harumph:

Fish
07-04-2013, 07:56 AM
My youngest son turns 21 in October. I plan on making him watch "When a Man Loves a Woman" Great movie.

My 2cents

When your son turns 21, you're making him watch a chic flick?

Are you sure you understand the intent of this thread?

Rain Man
07-04-2013, 08:05 AM
Wtf, who doesn't have a kill list?

I update mine quarterly.