Please describe a NSFW photo in detail.

[Thig Lyfe]

Go.

[listopencil]

Your vagina.

[Thig Lyfe]

Your vagina.

Hey man how'd you get that photo??????

[listopencil]

Hey man how'd you get that photo??????

I'm a fucking ninja, man. Just like Bruce Lee. No, seriously though, you don't remember last night? I thought we had something real.

[Ming the Merciless]

gaping gash axe wound
dripping roast beef curtain lips
small hairy man
suffering from dwarfism and albinism
fisting madly
he is wearing clown shoes
why does she have a cup of lemonade pouring on her
wait is that lemonade?

[listopencil]

gaping gash axe wound
dripping roast beef curtain lips
small hairy man
suffering from dwarfism and albinism
fisting madly
he is wearing clown shoes
why does she have a cup of lemonade pouring on her
wait is that lemonade?

I would insist that descriptions be done in authentic haiku form.

[Thig Lyfe]

I'm a fucking ninja, man. Just like Bruce Lee. No, seriously though, you don't remember last night? I thought we had something real.

You're sending mixed signals here. Are you a ninja or did you think we had something real? I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE!

[listopencil]

puffed pink lips so moist
a nipple, erect and firm
round ass in mid air

[listopencil]

You're sending mixed signals here. Are you a ninja or did you think we had something real? I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE!


I'm a complicated man, only my woman understands me.

[Ming the Merciless]

I would insist that descriptions be done in authentic haiku form.

LOL good idea...i shouldve

[Rasputin]

Your vagina.

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/door1-1-1-1-1-1.jpg

[BryanBusby]

I take off my robe and wizard hat ;-P~

[Rasputin]

NSFW of a naked girl kissing another naked girl. How much detail do you want?

[LiveSteam]

My this
http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rolling-stones-lips-logo.jpg

On all of her that
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bathing-suit-models-11.jpg?w=500&h=751

[Rasputin]

Yes finally Pics. Rolling Stones toungue lol

[big nasty kcnut]

Two girls double ended dildo lots of moaning.
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[Rasputin]

Two girls double ended dildo lots of moaning.
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Do tell more about this NSFW.

[loochy]

Hot girl. Glorious gazongas. That's it.

[blaise]

I would insist that descriptions be done in authentic haiku form.

On her back in tub
Feces fountain from her ass
To land on her face

[ReynardMuldrake]

I would insist that descriptions be done in authentic haiku form.

I cannot find lube

use shampoo as last resort

bubbles out her ass


http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/mm4yj/in_haiku_form_describe_your_most_awkward_sexual/

[locomoulds]

Go.

Peyton Manning

[Mr. Plow]

It's like Disgruntled Sperm Whale wants a bunch of guys on the internet to talk dirty to him.......

["Bob" Dobbs]

Two girls and one cup
Lapping it up while we watch
Ice cream? I think not
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[Thig Lyfe]

Peyton Manning

Thank you.

[Thig Lyfe]

NSFW of a naked girl kissing another naked girl. How much detail do you want?

Stuff like what color the background is, any interesting furniture that might be in the shot, how much blood is being lost, etc.