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Chocolate Hog
03-21-2012, 01:45 PM
NSFW





http://i39.tinypic.com/2gv7wwi.png

Donger
03-21-2012, 01:46 PM
Who?

Sofa King
03-21-2012, 01:46 PM
I might join twitter just to follow Chris Kluwe. This dude always has the best tweets. And him being a punter makes it even more funny.

vailpass
03-21-2012, 01:46 PM
What's he talking about?

Rams Fan
03-21-2012, 01:46 PM
Greatest NFL player twitter to follow. Ever.

Rams Fan
03-21-2012, 01:47 PM
What's he talking about?

Essentially, he's saying whoever told the league about the bounty system isn't a snitch or a bad person, and that everyone who is a dipshit.

Chocolate Hog
03-21-2012, 01:47 PM
What's he talking about?

Warren Sapp said Jeremey Shockey is the snitch so everyone on Twitter is dissing Shockey.

Chiefnj2
03-21-2012, 01:48 PM
Kluwe likes Shockey.

loochy
03-21-2012, 01:49 PM
Someone needs to put a bounty out on this loser

MIAdragon
03-21-2012, 01:50 PM
Warren Sapp said Jeremey Shockey is the snitch so everyone on Twitter is dissing Shockey.

not shocking from that prima donna bitch

Dr. Gigglepants
03-21-2012, 01:50 PM
Kluwe gave a shocker to Warren Sapp?

vailpass
03-21-2012, 01:50 PM
not shocking from that prima donna bitch

Yeah him and Private Winslow Jr. can both catch on fire for all I care.

KurtCobain
03-21-2012, 01:53 PM
Chiefs planet has Nazi mods. I would've already been banned and had Facebook messages asking me what was I thinking if I posted that filter evading pic.

tmw4h5
03-21-2012, 01:55 PM
Kluwe is an intelligent man. Also, entertaining. I wonder how much he'll get fined for these tweets?

MIAdragon
03-21-2012, 01:57 PM
Chiefs planet has Nazi mods. I would've already been banned and had Facebook messages asking me what was I thinking if I posted that filter evading pic.

http://stockpodium.assetsdelivery.com/compings/snokid/snokid0805/snokid080500023.jpg

KCrockaholic
03-21-2012, 01:58 PM
NFSW







Not
For
Safe
Work?

pr_capone
03-21-2012, 02:00 PM
He is right. Whomever did tattle isn't a snitch... they are standing up for the rules and what is right.

loochy
03-21-2012, 02:03 PM
He is right. Whomever did tattle isn't a snitch... they are standing up for the rules and what is right.

no they aren't. they are probably bitter assholes that wanted to take the whole system down.

jspchief
03-21-2012, 02:16 PM
Chiefs planet has Nazi mods. I would've already been banned and had Facebook messages asking me what was I thinking if I posted that filter evading pic.

Yeah but this is entertaining.

You're just a dumbfuck that no one gives a shit about.

Rain Man
03-21-2012, 02:31 PM
He is right. Whomever did tattle isn't a snitch... they are standing up for the rules and what is right.


Agreed. He's a whistleblower, not a snitch. Same thing, different connotations.

Dick Bull
03-21-2012, 02:35 PM
Isn't this guy a punter?

What's he pissed about that nobody put one on him?

WV
03-21-2012, 03:44 PM
Isn't this guy a punter?

What's he pissed about that nobody put one on him?

No he's pissed because he isn't considered a football player.

qabbaan
03-21-2012, 03:47 PM
Why is this interesting?

The Iron Chief
03-21-2012, 05:14 PM
I don't have an F'en Kluwe who this guy is.
I'll keep reading this thread to learn from those that have to much time on their hands.

Detoxing
03-21-2012, 05:19 PM
Kluwe is such an attention whore.

whoman69
03-21-2012, 06:51 PM
Warren Sapp said Jeremey Shockey is the snitch so everyone on Twitter is dissing Shockey.

Warren Sapp may have broken the law since technically he is an employee of the NFL and is outing an alleged whistleblower. Guess Warren doesn't like his job too much. Have no idea what the point in outing anyone on this is.

whoman69
03-21-2012, 06:52 PM
Isn't this guy a punter?

What's he pissed about that nobody put one on him?

Punter for the Vikes.

Phobia
03-21-2012, 07:04 PM
Chiefs planet has Nazi mods. I would've already been banned and had Facebook messages asking me what was I thinking if I posted that filter evading pic.

Maybe you could report the post so we know rather than bitching about mods. We're actually consistent with how we handle things like this.

Gadzooks
03-21-2012, 07:45 PM
Maybe you could report the post so we know rather than bitching about mods. We're actually consistent with how we handle things like this.

Yeah!

saphojunkie
03-21-2012, 07:49 PM
Chiefs planet has Nazi mods. I would've already been banned and had Facebook messages asking me what was I thinking if I posted that filter evading pic.

These assholes think fuck is a bad word. What bullshit.

#ohtheirony

saphojunkie
03-21-2012, 07:51 PM
I'm shocked Chris Kluwe doesn't get slammed with fines for these outbursts. I mean...he's defending the League, I guess, but it's still hardly an image I think they want to portray.

Phobia
03-21-2012, 07:57 PM
These assholes think **** is a bad word. What bullshit.

#ohtheirony
We don't really care. But the owner of the site has gone to a great deal of effort to create a filtering system and a SFW environment here. Users are empowered to use the filtering system for their display or disable the entire thing. Bypass the filtering system and you'll pay the price.

Bugeater
03-21-2012, 08:35 PM
Yeah, I'm sure the softcore porn avatars and sigs help contribute to a SFW environment.

58-4ever
03-21-2012, 08:42 PM
Yeah, I'm sure the softcore porn avatars and sigs help contribute to a SFW environment.

It's called "at work" mode dumbass.

qabbaan
03-21-2012, 08:43 PM
Yeah, I'm sure the softcore porn avatars and sigs help contribute to a SFW environment.

Don't forget the softcore porn signatures in every other post

58-4ever
03-21-2012, 08:49 PM
Don't forget the softcore porn signatures in every other post

That's why he said "sigs". And you can't see them in "at work" mode...

Phobia
03-21-2012, 09:05 PM
Yeah, I'm sure the softcore porn avatars and sigs help contribute to a SFW environment.

You're also empowered to ignore avatars and sigs. I haven't displayed sigs in several years.

Bugeater
03-21-2012, 09:08 PM
It's called "at work" mode dumbass.
If an employer sees chiefsplanet in your history, and goes there and isn't logged in, they won't be in "at work" mode, dumbass.

58-4ever
03-21-2012, 09:11 PM
If an employer sees chiefsplanet in your history, and goes there and isn't logged in, they won't be in "at work" mode, dumbass.

You obviously don't know what you're talking about.

Bugeater
03-21-2012, 09:15 PM
You obviously don't know what you're talking about.
The fuck I don't. Go log out, and open a thread and tell me what you see.

KS Smitty
03-21-2012, 09:19 PM
You obviously don't know what you're talking about.

If I go here at work and don't log on everything shows up. Avatars, sigs, pics. The pic forum doesn't show up but I think that's the only one.

Dylan
03-21-2012, 10:16 PM
Good for him.

On the plus side, if Sapp reported on Wednesday tell a true story - There are Federal and State laws that protect the "rights of individuals to blow the whistle on wrongful conduct."

How can he be so clueless knowing that there are an array of laws that protect the rights of whistleblowers?

Brock
03-21-2012, 10:17 PM
Good for him.

On the plus side, if Sapp reported on Wednesday tell a true story - There are Federal and State laws that protect the "rights of individuals to blow the whistle on wrongful conduct."

How can he be so clueless knowing that there are an array of laws that protect the rights of whistleblowers?

that ape just says whatever he's told to.

Brock
03-21-2012, 10:19 PM
You obviously don't know what you're talking about.

Well, somebody doesn't.

Dylan
03-21-2012, 10:22 PM
that ape just says whatever he's told to.

Well, the story was picked up by mainstream media ...

http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf/2012/03/warren_sapp_on_twitter_jeremy.html

suzzer99
03-22-2012, 12:21 AM
I gotta say I was hoping for some a little more nudity when I see NSFW in 48pt font and a .png image link. :(

Setsuna
03-22-2012, 12:38 AM
The **** I don't. Go log out, and open a thread and tell me what you see.

I like you.

KILLER_CLOWN
03-22-2012, 12:46 AM
Sapp is a little(Big) bitch.

listopencil
03-22-2012, 12:49 AM
So...this begs the question...does Kluwe play WoW? I see (chriswarcraft) on his twitter page.

listopencil
03-22-2012, 12:50 AM
And his "avatar" is a WoW figurine.

BryanBusby
03-22-2012, 12:50 AM
So...this begs the question...does Kluwe play WoW? I see (chriswarcraft) on his twitter page.

yeah he's a poopsocker

ForeverChiefs58
03-22-2012, 10:17 PM
Chris Kluwe: Ban Jonathan Vilma for life

Earlier on Thursday we brought you some negative comments from retired wide receiver Joe Horn about the penalties handed down to Saints coach Sean Payton and others by commissioner Roger Goodell.

As you’d imagine, he doesn’t speak for all past and present NFL players. Vikings punter Chris Kluwe was on the Judd & Phunn show on ESPN Radio in Minneapolis on Thursday and he had a very different take on the matter. He thinks Goodell’s punishment of Payton was appropriate, that he didn’t come down hard enough on Gregg Williams and he hopes that Jonathan Vilma, who allegedly offered $10,000 to anyone who knocked Kluwe’s teammate out of the NFC Championship Game, gets kicked out of the league for good.

“My position has always been that I think Vilma and Gregg Williams should be banned for life and then Payton should get a year, their GM should get a year and anyone who knowingly took money after a hit that injured someone should get a year as well,” Kluwe said.

Kluwe is no stranger to public statements about issues going on in the world of football. He slammed Goodell and the league for their video tutorial about illegal hits and again during the lockout. He also took issue with some of his fellow players for their behavior during the lockout.

Kluwe, who also took to Twitter with some harsh words about calling anyone who spoke to the NFL about the bounty program a snitch, also called on the NFLPA to make it clear that the Saints players who were part of the bounty program did something wrong.

“It has to stand for doing the right thing as well, and that means protecting union members who were the ones that were the victims of getting injured. You can’t look at the (NFLPA) as a shield for the guys who are doing the wrong thing. It has to be a shield for the guys who need that protection.”

Whether you agree with it or not, it’s hard not to like a player willing to be honest about situations that impact the game.

Dylan
03-22-2012, 11:38 PM
Why haven't the owners of the Saints and Rams stepped up and fired the coaches who put up with this?

Outside sources put money on the table for one reason - They enjoy gambling...It's the stuff that gamblers' dreams are made if the odds run with you.

Roger Goodell and the NFL are extremely smart. There are other people who defined themselves the same way.

It might be worth the 49ers' time to make a call about Drew Brees.

Chocolate Hog
03-22-2012, 11:43 PM
that ape just says whatever he's told to.

That's racist.