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Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:20 PM
My daughter (15 year old high school sophomore) tells me yesterday that it's tradition for the senior boys to make up an NCAA tourney style bracket using the names of 64 girls in the school that they think are the hottest. She then tells me she got a #2 seed in the "Megan Fox" region. She didn't really know what it meant so she was wanting me to explain it to her. This led me to 3 separate thoughts/emotions...

1. How dare those ****ing boys objectify my little girl! (anger)
2. Wow my baby got a 2 seed! (pride)
3. Why the **** didn't she get a 1 seed?! (anger)

No I will not provide pics. Suffice it to say she's cute a hell.

Dads... how would you feel about this?

I figure this topic could provide plenty of opportunity for criticism, unwanted advances and general douchbaggery... the things that make the planet turn on its axis... but my lovely daughter and I are impervious to your barbs because obviously we're the shit.

Buck
03-21-2012, 09:22 PM
1 seeds are all the sure things.

2 seed is where you really want to be. At least your daughter isn't a slut.

KcMizzou
03-21-2012, 09:22 PM
You know what they say, with a boy, you worry about one dick. With a girl, you've gotta worry about all of them.

JoeyChuckles
03-21-2012, 09:23 PM
She'll probably pull a Missouri and lose to a 15.

Count Zarth
03-21-2012, 09:24 PM
It means she's one of the eight hottest girls in the school.

Guard her nether regions.

Also, pics?

KcMizzou
03-21-2012, 09:24 PM
She'll probably pull a Missouri and lose to a 15.I hate you.

KS Smitty
03-21-2012, 09:24 PM
She'll probably pull a Missouri and lose to a 15.

That probably means she ain't puttin' out, which should make Dad happy.

milkman
03-21-2012, 09:25 PM
Get a gun, go to her school, and go postal on their asses.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:25 PM
1 seeds are all the sure things.

2 seed is where you really want to be. At least your daughter isn't a slut.

Excellent point thank you... and no, far from it.

Phobia
03-21-2012, 09:26 PM
Only thing this tells me is that she's not YOUR seed.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:26 PM
You know what they say, with a boy, you worry about one dick. With a girl, you've gotta worry about all of them.

LMAO nice

Rain Man
03-21-2012, 09:28 PM
That must mean that - wait, she's 15.

This thread is worthle - wait, she's 15.

Do the matchups involve them - wait, she's 15.

I hate this thread.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:29 PM
Only thing this tells me is that she's not YOUR seed.

I'd be willing to accept that as a possibility if she didn't have my nose, my curly hair, my sense of humor, my taste in music and my laid-backness.

DeezNutz
03-21-2012, 09:30 PM
As long as the seed stays out of her, you're probably doing something right.

Thig Lyfe
03-21-2012, 09:30 PM
Norfuck State, nahmean?

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:30 PM
That probably means she ain't puttin' out, which should make Dad happy.

She's had the same bf for almost 2 years and if there's one kid on earth I trust more than her it might be him.

KcMizzou
03-21-2012, 09:31 PM
Nor**** State, nahmean?I hate you too.

SPchief
03-21-2012, 09:32 PM
No offense, but I think being a 2 seed means she's about 4 beers away from being the life of the party.

Thig Lyfe
03-21-2012, 09:32 PM
She's had the same bf for almost 2 years and if there's one kid on earth I trust more than her it might be him.

It's always the ones you trust who end up getting busted for selling heroin within 300 yards of an elementary school.

LiveSteam
03-21-2012, 09:33 PM
Ebay

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Venetian-chastity.JPG/450px-Venetian-chastity.JPG

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:33 PM
No offense, but I think being a 2 seed means she's about 4 beers away from being the life of the party.

Strangely enough I'm ok with that.

:)

JD10367
03-21-2012, 09:33 PM
Asking for pictures of your 15-year-old daughter would be obscene.





















So please post pics of her mom naked, and we'll just extrapolate from that, kthxbye.

Buck
03-21-2012, 09:34 PM
LOL @ The Butthole one.

When you poop it's like a play-doh mold.

DeezNutz
03-21-2012, 09:34 PM
Fitted for an elephant? With those respective sizes, I'd say the chastity belt is a bit late.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:34 PM
It's always the ones you trust who end up getting busted for selling heroin within 300 yards of an elementary school.

Figures

SPchief
03-21-2012, 09:34 PM
Strangely enough I'm ok with that.

:)

I don't think you got what I meant. :)

Mojo Jojo
03-21-2012, 09:34 PM
Get a gun and a shovel. The guys are dbags in training.

Phobia
03-21-2012, 09:35 PM
So please post pics of her mom naked, and we'll just extrapolate from that, kthxbye.
I think there are pictures of her mom on here touching tongues with another female.

SPchief
03-21-2012, 09:36 PM
I think there are pictures of her mom on here touching tongues with another female.

And pics of his daughter IIRC for the pervs.

JD10367
03-21-2012, 09:36 PM
I think there are pictures of her mom on here touching tongues with another female.

Link or GTFO

Count Zarth
03-21-2012, 09:36 PM
Only thing this tells me is that she's not YOUR seed.

:hail:

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:38 PM
Asking for pictures of your 15-year-old daughter would be obscene.

So please post pics of her mom naked, and we'll just extrapolate from that, kthxbye.

Her mom and I have been divorced for 8 years and for some reason she (mom) won't send me nudes anymore. Bitch.

Demonpenz
03-21-2012, 09:38 PM
having a pretty daughter is better than having an ugly daughter. So much of life is not in your hands anyway.

Pawnmower
03-21-2012, 09:39 PM
i bet shes had more seed than 2

tredadda
03-21-2012, 09:40 PM
You know what they say, with a boy, you worry about one dick. With a girl, you've gotta worry about all of them.

Unless he's gay.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:40 PM
I don't think you got what I meant. :)

Probably not then... and I'm probably ok with that too heh.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:41 PM
I think there are pictures of her mom on here touching tongues with another female.

I can't believe you wouldn't have deleted those by now...

DeezNutz
03-21-2012, 09:43 PM
Are we allowed to bump this thread in three years to see how recruiting has been going?

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:44 PM
Are we allowed to bump this thread in three years to see how recruiting has been going?

Heh if you actually remember it go for it.

SPchief
03-21-2012, 09:47 PM
Probably not then... and I'm probably ok with that too heh.

Sweet, so in umm 3 or so years, can I get her number? :D

Pestilence
03-21-2012, 09:48 PM
LOL @ The Butthole one.

When you poop it's like a play-doh mold.

ROFL

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:49 PM
Sweet, so in umm 3 or so years, can I get her number? :D

I can pretty much gaurantee she's out of your league. No offense.

DeezNutz
03-21-2012, 09:51 PM
I can pretty much gaurantee she's out of your league. No offense.

True here. I roll only with 1 seeds. :D

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:53 PM
I don't know exactly how many kids there are in the high school but I do know there are roughly 700 in the sophomore class... so I'm pretty "impressed" with my kiddos cuteness factor lol. I know I shouldn't say that probably but hey... a dad has many reasons to be proud sometimes heh.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:54 PM
True here. I roll only with 1 seeds. :D

More power to ya bud lol.

BIG_DADDY
03-21-2012, 09:56 PM
From your perspective objectifying is better than delectifying. Relax.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-21-2012, 09:58 PM
It makes me glad I don't have a daughter.

Brock
03-21-2012, 09:59 PM
It isn't her fault if she's hot. It's what she chooses to do with that information that matters.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 09:59 PM
From your perspective objectifying is better than delectifying. Relax.

I'm going to go ahead and claim my stupidity here and say I don't know what that means.

BIG_DADDY
03-21-2012, 10:00 PM
It makes me glad I don't have a daughter.

Pretty much

SPchief
03-21-2012, 10:00 PM
I can pretty much gaurantee she's out of your league. No offense.

Dude, it's CP, I'm rich and my schlong makes Ron Jeremy's jaw drop.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:00 PM
It makes me glad I don't have a daughter.

I understand but she's the best thing ever. I'd be lost without her.

KcMizzou
03-21-2012, 10:01 PM
It makes me glad I don't have a daughter.See that earlier post of mine about the number of dicks and the level of concern.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:03 PM
It isn't her fault if she's hot. It's what she chooses to do with that information that matters.

Once I explained how the NCAA brackets are set up and what the seedings mean she felt bad for all the girls who didn't get mentioned and she thinks it's stupid. I'm pretty sure I'm more proud than she is... which is sad isn't it? LOL.

KcMizzou
03-21-2012, 10:03 PM
I understand but she's the best thing ever. I'd be lost without her.As a single dad, I'd be a fucking train wreck. I've got two teenage boys, I don't know that I'd know how to handle a teenage daughter.

BIG_DADDY
03-21-2012, 10:04 PM
I'm going to go ahead and claim my stupidity here and say I don't know what that means.

Delectable would mean she is delicious. They are only partaking with their eyes, at least as far as you know anyway.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:07 PM
As a single dad, I'd be a ****ing train wreck. I've got two teenage boys, I don't know that I'd know how to handle a teenage daughter.

I'm lucky, I have one with her head tightly on her shoulders. She's more mature than I am and has bigger dreams and plans than I ever did. In a lot of ways just having her has been a good influence in my life... on me. Sometimes I feel like i'm just trying to keep up with her because she deserves the best.

BIG_DADDY
03-21-2012, 10:07 PM
As a single dad, I'd be a ****ing train wreck. I've got two teenage boys, I don't know that I'd know how to handle a teenage daughter.

To be fair things have really changed since we were kids. The girls are WAY more aggressive now.

Count Zarth
03-21-2012, 10:08 PM
pics aren't loading

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:08 PM
Delectable would mean she is delicious. They are only partaking with their eyes, at least as far as you know anyway.

OK gotcha. Yeah that's pretty much a given considering the nature of the thing. It's ok... I'm a guy and I know how teenage guys are and more importantly I know how she is.

patteeu
03-21-2012, 10:09 PM
That must mean that - wait, she's 15.

This thread is worthle - wait, she's 15.

Do the matchups involve them - wait, she's 15.

I hate this thread.

Lindsay Lohan turned fifteen the month that you joined ChiefsPlanet, so...

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:09 PM
pics aren't loading

That was covered in the OP my love.

Count Zarth
03-21-2012, 10:14 PM
Nah, i refuse to believe any of his offspring could be that attractive.

Proof or GTFO

|Zach|
03-21-2012, 10:17 PM
Awkward as hell thread is awkward as hell.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:18 PM
Nah, i refuse to believe any of his offspring could be that attractive.

Proof or GTFO

I can live with that. I used to have her in my avatar... guess you should have paid closer attention heh.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:19 PM
Awkward as hell thread is awkward as hell.

ROFL

I knew if you showed up you'd have something really cool to say. Clockwork.

Count Zarth
03-21-2012, 10:20 PM
I can live with that. I used to have her in my avatar... guess you should have paid closer attention heh.

Usually attractive girls catch my attention.

Are you sure she isn't a 2 seed in some kind of division III tournament?

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:24 PM
Usually attractive girls catch my attention.

Are you sure she isn't a 2 seed in some kind of division III tournament?

I think you're confusing her with yourself bud and I'm guessing she didn't catch your attention because A. you aren't in high school anymore and B. we aren't exactly tight enough to seek out each others posts.

Count Zarth
03-21-2012, 10:31 PM
You post enough. I would have noticed.

Is she hefty?

pr_capone
03-21-2012, 10:32 PM
That must mean that - wait, she's 15.

This thread is worthle - wait, she's 15.

Do the matchups involve them - wait, she's 15.

I hate this thread.

ROFL

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:34 PM
You post enough. I would have noticed.

Is she hefty?

LMAO

Thin as a rail. I gotta admit you do entertain me GC.

listopencil
03-21-2012, 10:37 PM
Get a gun, go to her school, and go postal on their asses.

^

But don't leave witnesses.

Count Zarth
03-21-2012, 10:38 PM
Thin as a rail.

Butterface?

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:39 PM
Butterface?

LMAO obviously

listopencil
03-21-2012, 10:40 PM
She's had the same bf for almost 2 years and if there's one kid on earth I trust more than her it might be him.

You need to kill him. You know this is true. Make it look like an accident.

pr_capone
03-21-2012, 10:41 PM
Butterface?

I remember the av pic... cute as a button.

SPchief
03-21-2012, 10:47 PM
I remember the av pic... cute as a button.

Its been talked about a few times in late night threads. BeerMe is a great dad and very lucky he didn't pass on his ugly gene. :D

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:48 PM
You need to kill him. You know this is true. Make it look like an accident.

I've considered it and I've told Ray that (Ray is my kiddos nickname) and she just laughed. If he weren't such a damn good kid. He calls me Mr. Dr. noonanbeermefever and asks if 9pm is ok to get her home... on a weekend... and shakes my hand and invites me to come see him pitch in his next baseball game... and offers to buy dinner when I take them out (I don't let him) and if he didn't have a 4 plus gpa and was a trumpet player in band with her and wasn't a student senator and wasn't so damn willing to let himself be embarrassed during the boy/girl pommers routine because he can't dance worth a shit but he did it for her... if it wasn't for all that and more I'm probably kill him.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:49 PM
very lucky he didn't pass on his ugly gene. :D

That ain't no shit.

HoneyBadger
03-21-2012, 10:49 PM
You must have been a bad teenage boy for God to curse you with a girl, and a cute one.

pr_capone
03-21-2012, 10:50 PM
I've considered it and I've told Ray that (Ray is my kiddos nickname) and she just laughed. If he weren't such a damn good kid. He calls me Mr. Dr. noonanbeermefever and asks if 9pm is ok to get her home... on a weekend... and shakes my hand and invites me to come see him pitch in his next baseball game... and offers to buy dinner when I take them out (I don't let him) and if he didn't have a 4 plus gpa and was a trumpet player in band with her and wasn't a student senator and wasn't so damn willing to let himself be embarrassed during the boy/girl pommers routine because he can't dance worth a shit but he did it for her... if it wasn't for all that and more I'm probably kill him.

sounds like you are more into him than she is. lol

BIG_DADDY
03-21-2012, 10:52 PM
sounds like you are more into him than she is. lol

LMAO

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 10:54 PM
sounds like you are more into him than she is. lol

I admit it... I love the kid.

No homo.

listopencil
03-21-2012, 10:56 PM
I've considered it and I've told Ray that (Ray is my kiddos nickname) and she just laughed. If he weren't such a damn good kid. He calls me Mr. Dr. noonanbeermefever and asks if 9pm is ok to get her home... on a weekend... and shakes my hand and invites me to come see him pitch in his next baseball game... and offers to buy dinner when I take them out (I don't let him) and if he didn't have a 4 plus gpa and was a trumpet player in band with her and wasn't a student senator and wasn't so damn willing to let himself be embarrassed during the boy/girl pommers routine because he can't dance worth a shit but he did it for her... if it wasn't for all that and more I'm probably kill him.

OK, well...maybe he lives. For now.

Rams Fan
03-21-2012, 10:57 PM
I admit it... I love the kid.

No homo.

There's something else that makes the statement seem, um, a bit odd.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 11:00 PM
OK, well...maybe he lives. For now.

He's on a short leash. He is a boy after all.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 11:17 PM
A bunch of people have been really nice with rep comments from this thread so thanks to all of you... you know who you are. I knew I was opening myself up for plenty of douchebaggery posting it but by and large you guys are good people who understood the point of the thread. I appreciate it... just in case I don't get you all repped back right away.

Just when you think CP has the opportunity go full retard it doesn't.

tk13
03-21-2012, 11:26 PM
Beauty is overrated anyway. There are far more important details, like how well does she pick up loose candy wrappers? Does she have issues with listening bugs or tracking devices in her personal space? Was she ever team captain of anything? These are the real details that determine whether your parenting skills are worth a crap, or if you're the Norv Turner of dads.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 11:30 PM
Beauty is overrated anyway. There are far more important details, like how well does she pick up loose candy wrappers? Does she have issues with listening bugs or tracking devices in her personal space? Was she ever team captain of anything? These are the real details that determine whether your parenting skills are worth a crap, or if you're the Norv Turner of dads.

I prefer to think of myself as the Marty Shottenheimer of dads but she'll overcome and win a couple in spite of me. She's got moms genes too after all.

BIG_DADDY
03-21-2012, 11:33 PM
I prefer to think of myself as the Marty Shottenheimer of dads but she'll overcome and win a couple in spite of me. She's got moms genes too after all.

She wasn't the one that..................................oh nevermind.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 11:35 PM
She wasn't the one that..................................oh nevermind.

It wouldn't be CP without you cutting me now and then BD.

:D

niblet
03-21-2012, 11:38 PM
I've considered it and I've told Ray that (Ray is my kiddos nickname) and she just laughed. If he weren't such a damn good kid. He calls me Mr. Dr. noonanbeermefever and asks if 9pm is ok to get her home... on a weekend... and shakes my hand and invites me to come see him pitch in his next baseball game... and offers to buy dinner when I take them out (I don't let him) and if he didn't have a 4 plus gpa and was a trumpet player in band with her and wasn't a student senator and wasn't so damn willing to let himself be embarrassed during the boy/girl pommers routine because he can't dance worth a shit but he did it for her... if it wasn't for all that and more I'm probably kill him.

Dorky band geek boy scout gets one of the 8 hottest girls in a school of 2800? Does not compute.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 11:42 PM
Dorky band geek boy scout gets one of the 8 hottest girls in a school of 2800? Does not compute.

Well he's an athelete too... best pitcher on the high school baseball team and plays a decent game of basketball. Kids do it all these days.

Besides she's a "band geek" and vocalist too.

niblet
03-21-2012, 11:43 PM
Well he's an athelete too... best pitcher on the high school baseball team and plays a decent game of basketball. Kids do it all these days.

Including your daughter.

Douchebaggery commenced. ;)

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-21-2012, 11:44 PM
Including your daughter.

Douchebaggery commenced. ;)

Yes and thank you!

SNR
03-22-2012, 12:40 AM
I've considered it and I've told Ray that (Ray is my kiddos nickname) and she just laughed. If he weren't such a damn good kid. He calls me Mr. Dr. noonanbeermefever and asks if 9pm is ok to get her home... on a weekend... and shakes my hand and invites me to come see him pitch in his next baseball game... and offers to buy dinner when I take them out (I don't let him) and if he didn't have a 4 plus gpa and was a trumpet player in band with her and wasn't a student senator and wasn't so damn willing to let himself be embarrassed during the boy/girl pommers routine because he can't dance worth a shit but he did it for her... if it wasn't for all that and more I'm probably kill him.So pretty much he's Eddie Haskell.

He's a douche. Your daughter shouldn't be hanging around him. I recommend using the silencer

Setsuna
03-22-2012, 12:45 AM
She's had the same bf for almost 2 years and if there's one kid on earth I trust more than her it might be him.

Fail x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

BryanBusby
03-22-2012, 12:56 AM
hi pics in 3 years from now ty

big nasty kcnut
03-22-2012, 01:01 AM
That a good seeding. Now go to the school and beat those punks for not making her number one.
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Dr. Facebook Fever
03-22-2012, 01:24 AM
So pretty much he's Eddie Haskell.

He's a douche. Your daughter shouldn't be hanging around him. I recommend using the silencer

His parents own 16 Burger Kings. I'm gonna let this ride out because if she can find love and money she'll have one more thing than the love her parents can give her.

:)

Sofa King
03-22-2012, 01:34 AM
True story.... I subscribed to this thread so i can make sure to respond to it sober tomorrow.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-22-2012, 01:36 AM
True story.... I subscribed to this thread so i can make sure to respond to it sober tomorrow.

We ALL look forward to that.

Silock
03-22-2012, 02:13 AM
I've considered it and I've told Ray that (Ray is my kiddos nickname) and she just laughed. If he weren't such a damn good kid. He calls me Mr. Dr. noonanbeermefever and asks if 9pm is ok to get her home... on a weekend... and shakes my hand and invites me to come see him pitch in his next baseball game... and offers to buy dinner when I take them out (I don't let him) and if he didn't have a 4 plus gpa and was a trumpet player in band with her and wasn't a student senator and wasn't so damn willing to let himself be embarrassed during the boy/girl pommers routine because he can't dance worth a shit but he did it for her... if it wasn't for all that and more I'm probably kill him.

You know he's tappin' that, right?

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-22-2012, 02:15 AM
You know he's tappin' that, right?

Yeah...... no. Nice try though. heh.

crazycoffey
03-22-2012, 02:19 AM
Don't know if it's been said before, but;

your anger on both points and your pride on the second point are all spot on. That's good news.

Bad news, these boys are trying to get their carrots wet in you little girl.

More bad news, there is very little you can do about it. It will happen at some point. And knowing about it is probably the last thing you can want.

Water is wet. sky is blue. Hopefully your daughter exhibits the best of you.


taking for granted that your best is close to the best you wanted to exhibit....

crazycoffey
03-22-2012, 02:21 AM
I prefer to think of myself as the Marty Shottenheimer of dads but she'll overcome and win a couple in spite of me. She's got moms genes too after all.

I got a "it's the gleam men, the gleam" joke all lined up when you're ready....

crazycoffey
03-22-2012, 02:24 AM
ROFL

I knew if you showed up you'd have something really cool to say. Clockwork.


Oh, and by the way, I think it's really sad you thought his comment was, first "like clockwork", and second "really cool"

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-22-2012, 02:25 AM
Don't know if it's been said before, but;

your anger on both points and your pride on the second point are all spot on. That's good news.

Bad news, these boys are trying to get their carrots wet in you little girl.

More bad news, there is very little you can do about it. It will happen at some point. And knowing about it is probably the last thing you can want.

Water is wet. sky is blue. Hopefully your daughter exhibits the best of you.


taking for granted that your best is close to the best you wanted to exhibit....

Heh yeah. I know my kid really well, we're very close... and I know her bf really well. Yes I expect she'll lose her virginity by college... maybe before... but I doubt it. She'll be no different from me then but the thing is, she has much higher standards than I did. I trust her completely and I know she'll do the right thing for her. I don't worry about her.

I realize no one else can know this but me and her mom but we're good. We know the person we've raised.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-22-2012, 02:30 AM
Oh, and by the way, I think it's really sad you thought his comment was, first "like clockwork", and second "really cool"

It was like clockwork because you can always count on Zach to chime in with his ultra-cool hipster wanna be bullshit when he obviously knows nothing about what's going on. "Really cool" was sarcasm since I figure if Zach, who know's nothing about raising kids, is giving his opinion and it's different than mine... I'm golden.

big nasty kcnut
03-22-2012, 03:36 AM
When i mean number one i mean she should be number one because she sound like a good kid. Just be blessed that she dont take the ranking to heart and trust her to use good judgement.
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DaKCMan AP
03-22-2012, 05:26 AM
She'll probably pull a Missouri and lose to a 15.

LMAO

sounds like you are more into him than she is. lol

ROFL

Fail x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

:spock:

Silock
03-22-2012, 05:59 AM
Yeah...... no. Nice try though. heh.

Denial: not just a river in Egypt!

King_Chief_Fan
03-22-2012, 06:08 AM
My daughter (15 year old high school sophomore) tells me yesterday that it's tradition for the senior boys to make up an NCAA tourney style bracket using the names of 64 girls in the school that they think are the hottest. She then tells me she got a #2 seed in the "Megan Fox" region. She didn't really know what it meant so she was wanting me to explain it to her. This led me to 3 separate thoughts/emotions...

1. How dare those ****ing boys objectify my little girl! (anger)
2. Wow my baby got a 2 seed! (pride)
3. Why the **** didn't she get a 1 seed?! (anger)

No I will not provide pics. Suffice it to say she's cute a hell.

Dads... how would you feel about this?

I figure this topic could provide plenty of opportunity for criticism, unwanted advances and general douchbaggery... the things that make the planet turn on its axis... but my lovely daughter and I are impervious to your barbs because obviously we're the shit.

you sound like Jessica Simpson's dad....
by the way, the seeding isn't for who is the hottest....you know what it is really about don't you?

bevischief
03-22-2012, 06:48 AM
Only thing this tells me is that she's not YOUR seed.

ROFL

bevischief
03-22-2012, 06:49 AM
Get a gun and be sure you are cleaning it when her boyfriends come around. Bigger the better.

kepp
03-22-2012, 06:53 AM
You need to increase your visibility at her school. Dress in military fatigues and visit her in a couple of classes. Apply camo face paint for added effect.

Sofa King
03-22-2012, 07:10 AM
I was right to subscribe to this thread.

Although it's got that "Daddy hit mommy at the dinner table" feel to it.

BigCatDaddy
03-22-2012, 07:19 AM
So how does one advance in this tourney? and why the hell didn't I think of this in HS!

Iowanian
03-22-2012, 07:25 AM
2 #2 seeds went down last week.

Her first round competitor at prom is hopeful of a trend.

Dayze
03-22-2012, 07:35 AM
you're doomed.

:D

Old Dog
03-22-2012, 07:37 AM
2 #2 seeds went down last week.


I expect that in this tournament, more top seeds "go down" than not.






*not the daughter of Mr Beer Me, of course

patteeu
03-22-2012, 07:40 AM
I've considered it and I've told Ray that (Ray is my kiddos nickname) and she just laughed. If he weren't such a damn good kid. He calls me Mr. Dr. noonanbeermefever and asks if 9pm is ok to get her home... on a weekend... and shakes my hand and invites me to come see him pitch in his next baseball game... and offers to buy dinner when I take them out (I don't let him) and if he didn't have a 4 plus gpa and was a trumpet player in band with her and wasn't a student senator and wasn't so damn willing to let himself be embarrassed during the boy/girl pommers routine because he can't dance worth a shit but he did it for her... if it wasn't for all that and more I'm probably kill him.

Sounds gay. You, not him. :p

Edit: repost

Deberg_1990
03-22-2012, 07:44 AM
Ive got her only lasting only until the sweet 16 in my bracket. She doesnt pound the ball inside enough.

BigCatDaddy
03-22-2012, 07:51 AM
Ive got her only lasting only until the sweet 16 in my bracket. She doesnt pound the ball inside enough.

Hmmm. I've got her penciled into my final foursome. I hear she has a real money shot.

beach tribe
03-22-2012, 08:40 AM
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh90/bbeal29/Pl-pedo-bear.png

Setsuna
03-22-2012, 09:01 AM
LMAO



ROFL



:spock:

So you essentially hate everything I say huh? I guess I should have bolded the part where he said he trusts the boy since you can't comprehend anything. That's the fail part. But yeah, let's :spock: everything I say regardless.

buddha
03-22-2012, 09:15 AM
I have a beautiful 15 year old daughter as well. She also happens to be smart as hell and a terrific athlete.

These young women are society's future. While the young men are becoming bigger pussies by the hour, the females are taking off. The changing of the guard is coming.

As for the other kids in the school thinking your daughter is cute, own it...and realize that she could be covered in acne or be 350 lbs. with stringy hair. Objectifying is pretty mild in the over all scheme of possible outcomes.

Mile High Mania
03-22-2012, 10:25 AM
I haven't read all the replies, but it would be surprising to me (in this day and age) if an angry parent didn't raise a stink with the school board - resulting in lots of crazy bullsh over this one.

It's likely Limbaugh's fault, I'm sure.

I have a daughter - not sure how I'd handle it outside of giving extreme hell to any of the boys, if I knew of them.

I did read that you have high trust for her BF of two years... never let your guard down. We were all 15 year old boys at one point. Go back in time and think about what you and your 15 year old friends were thinking... now, raise the intensity level a bit to account for the times we live in. But, I agree with another comment... dude could be totally gay (NTTAWT) and you're likely ok.

Oh and good luck in the sweet 16.

Lumpy
03-22-2012, 11:19 AM
Am I the only one that thought that beer me's daughter got a bike and his "p" just wasn't working on his keyboard? LMAO

Seriously though, very cool, beer me! :thumb: She's a pretty li'l thing and deserves the rating she got from her peers.

Edit: Oh, and I'm soooooooo glad I have a son. :D

Rausch
03-22-2012, 11:20 AM
My daughter (15 year old high school sophomore) tells me yesterday that it's tradition for the senior boys to make up an NCAA tourney style bracket using the names of 64 girls in the school that they think are the hottest. She then tells me she got a #2 seed in the "Megan Fox" region.

Yer' fucked.

Daddy prayers out to ya'...

patteeu
03-22-2012, 11:25 AM
Am I the only one that thought that beer me's daughter got a bike and his "p" just wasn't working on his keyboard? LMAO

Seriously though, very cool, beer me! :thumb: She's a pretty li'l thing and deserves the rating she got from her peers.

Edit: Oh, and I'm soooooooo glad I have a son. :D

Do they make 2 speed bikes?

saphojunkie
03-22-2012, 11:29 AM
1 seeds are all the sure things.

2 seed is where you really want to be. At least your daughter isn't a slut.

This is truth.

Two seeds are good enough to be one-seeds, but they don't have the pressure to "perform."

If I could do high school over again, I'd quit chasing the 1 seeds, and focus on the solid, stable, well-rounded 2 seeds.

In the present, hot>pretty. Long term? pretty becomes beautiful and hot becomes busted.

Lumpy
03-22-2012, 11:37 AM
Do they make 2 speed bikes?

:shrug:

BigCatDaddy
03-22-2012, 11:42 AM
Do they make 2 speed bikes?

I'm pretty sure this one was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wML-s6CAMa8

trndobrd
03-22-2012, 11:48 AM
So long as she's not in the NIT tournament.

Deberg_1990
03-22-2012, 12:17 PM
she could have easily earned a #1 seed had she let the Seniors dominate the paint and take it the the hole more.

rico
03-22-2012, 12:21 PM
The 2 seed is probably where she wants to be. I am guessing that the 1 seeds in a high school tournament like this would be; a.) materialistic, b.) rich and snobby, c.) fake and d.) the types of girls that HS boys think they are SUPPOSED to think are pretty, not ones who they think actually are pretty. The 2 and 3 seeds are probably the genuinely pretty girls/good people.

Sucky
03-22-2012, 12:21 PM
"I'm proud that guys want to bang my daughter"

what?:eek:

oh and this thread is worthless without pics.

Rudy lost the toss
03-22-2012, 12:29 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=250960&page=2

How ironic

demonhero
03-22-2012, 02:03 PM
http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/06/21/rape-condom_370x278.jpg

There she goes..... The anti-rape condom, called Rape-aXe

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 02:05 PM
She'll probably pull a Missouri and lose to a 15.

Best thing I have read all day I about fell out of my chair....

vailpass
03-22-2012, 02:16 PM
I have a beautiful 15 year old daughter as well. She also happens to be smart as hell and a terrific athlete.

These young women are society's future. While the young men are becoming bigger pussies by the hour, the females are taking off. The changing of the guard is coming.

As for the other kids in the school thinking your daughter is cute, own it...and realize that she could be covered in acne or be 350 lbs. with stringy hair. Objectifying is pretty mild in the over all scheme of possible outcomes.

:spock:

Lumpy
03-22-2012, 02:23 PM
:spock:

Sup?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltilvj27V11r42ni7o1_400.gif

The Dawg
03-22-2012, 03:09 PM
I'm going to have to say without pics this thread is useless. :shake:

Dayze
03-22-2012, 03:09 PM
...yy-your daughter got the seed.....uh huh huh..eh huh huh.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110910234517/beavisandbutthead/images/3/3d/Buttheads.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
03-22-2012, 03:36 PM
Heh yeah. I know my kid really well, we're very close... and I know her bf really well. Yes I expect she'll lose her virginity by college... maybe before... but I doubt it. She'll be no different from me then but the thing is, she has much higher standards than I did. I trust her completely and I know she'll do the right thing for her. I don't worry about her.

I realize no one else can know this but me and her mom but we're good. We know the person we've raised.

Sometimes you read a post, and you like an individual, and you should just keep your mouth shut.

So all I'm going to say is that I'd be shocked as hell if she hasn't seen one up close and personal.

scott free
03-22-2012, 03:39 PM
Ebay

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Venetian-chastity.JPG/450px-Venetian-chastity.JPG

Good call, order it up Dad...

'i read its what all of the cool girls are doing, hun'.

KChiefer
03-22-2012, 03:45 PM
-Needs to be expanded it to a field of 69.

-In this bracket Cinderella is f'ugly, but did swallow three hotdogs in the cafeteria.

vailpass
03-22-2012, 04:22 PM
Sup?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltilvj27V11r42ni7o1_400.gif

Exactly. Apparently some people don't realize that women already run this thing and have for a very long time.

Predarat
03-22-2012, 05:09 PM
On her 18th birthday, you owe us a pic!

cabletech94
03-22-2012, 06:41 PM
uhm, congrats, i guess, dude?




(hoping not to get shot)

Tribal Warfare
03-22-2012, 06:52 PM
The whole "you're hot" popularity contest is fine,but now you have to keep tabs on the late night party activity and curfew issues because of the assholes out there.

Setsuna
03-22-2012, 08:07 PM
I do have to admit this thread is retarded. Tell your wife this shit.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-08-2012, 07:20 PM
Bump because I thought it would be nice to have 2 threads that some folks find creepy on the front page... and to update...

Kiddo told me she got 2nd place overall. I guess it was done by having every senior boy fill out their own bracket and points/places were tallied up. I don't know the girl that won... some senior... go figure.

So my kiddo is a sophomore and already #2 on the hottie list in the school. I'm partially proud, partially ugh.

Basically Ray (kiddos nickname) had a KU tourney. A 2 seed that finishes second overall. That's my kid.

Thig Lyfe
04-08-2012, 07:33 PM
I bet she looks like Thomas Robinson.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-08-2012, 07:36 PM
I bet she looks like Thomas Robinson.

More Greg Ostertag. We're white.

Thig Lyfe
04-08-2012, 07:40 PM
More Greg Ostertag. We're white.

Riiiiiiiiight.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-08-2012, 07:43 PM
I must say I'm a little surprised at some of the negative comments in here. Did people really think I was pimping out my kid or something?

LMAO

Hardly. Is it wrong for a dad to think it's cool that his daughter is pretty? If she weren't the kind of kid she is I guess it might bother me more.

It's not like I went full listopencil and literally threw her to the wolves lol.

Anyway it's all good.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-08-2012, 07:45 PM
Riiiiiiiiight.

I gave you a great chance to bash there with the Ostertag reference and you failed.

***Son I am dissappoint pic***

Thig Lyfe
04-08-2012, 07:46 PM
I gave you a great chance to bash there with the Ostertag reference and you failed.

***Son I am dissappoint pic***

How do you mean? My wife looks like Greg Ostertag. You saying my wife is ugly or something???????? HUH????????????

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-08-2012, 07:49 PM
How do you mean? My wife looks like Greg Ostertag. You saying my wife is ugly or something???????? HUH????????????

She looked fine to me that one time.....