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Sofa King
03-22-2012, 12:19 PM
http://thechive.com/2012/03/22/worlds-fattest-women-is-engagedto-a-chef-10-photos10-photos/

Folks, don’t adjust your TV, this isn’t a drill. What you are seeing is the real deal. Supersized mother of two children and a model for SSBBW (supersized big beautiful women) websites Susanne Evan, 33, who once claimed that she has a goal to become the fattest woman in the history. Her goal might’ve just gotten a little lard injection because the 342 kg (756 lb.) has recently revealed that she is engaged to marry a chef. Susanne’s fiancé Parker Clack loves cooking for her and the woman says that their marriage was arranged in heaven.

So hey, here’s to true happiness and love being blind….very, very, ridiculously blind.

Sofa King
03-22-2012, 12:20 PM
More gross pics after the link.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-0.jpg?w=500&h=390

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-1.jpg?w=500&h=304

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-7.jpg?w=500&h=340

listopencil
03-22-2012, 12:22 PM
She should really cut back on that soda.

ReynardMuldrake
03-22-2012, 12:26 PM
She should really cut back on that soda.

But it's diet soda!

loochy
03-22-2012, 12:27 PM
Love is blind...and apparently it can't smell either. Fat people freaking smell.

KCUnited
03-22-2012, 12:27 PM
Your next KU football coach.

gblowfish
03-22-2012, 12:29 PM
Bring her in, we need a nose tackle bad!

BigCatDaddy
03-22-2012, 12:30 PM
How does he move aside all the lard to find the vagina?

seclark
03-22-2012, 12:31 PM
cute couple, i guess.
look at that breakfast! most important meal of the day.
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DMAC
03-22-2012, 12:31 PM
He must be a thigh humper.

seclark
03-22-2012, 12:32 PM
How does he move aside all the lard to find the vagina?

a different wrinkle every night.
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BigCatDaddy
03-22-2012, 12:33 PM
a different wrinkle every night.
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I was thinking some spandex pants with a hole cut in them.

seclark
03-22-2012, 12:35 PM
I was thinking some spandex pants with a hole cut in them.

i was thinking of throwing up.
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KCUnited
03-22-2012, 12:35 PM
Yes. /BmoreBills

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-22-2012, 12:37 PM
too fat /everyone but Parker Clack

Graystoke
03-22-2012, 12:39 PM
I am currious. Why don't they put these supper heavyweights in as Goalies for Hockey Teams?
To me there is no fucking way a puck gets by that!

Sofa King
03-22-2012, 12:40 PM
She needs to gain a few pounds before I'd touch her.


/hawk

Sofa King
03-22-2012, 12:40 PM
I am currious. Why don't they put these supper heavyweights in as Goalies for Hockey Teams?
To me there is no ****ing way a puck gets by that!

She'd crack the ice, that's why.

KCUnited
03-22-2012, 12:41 PM
I am currious. Why don't they put these supper heavyweights in as Goalies for Hockey Teams?
To me there is no ****ing way a puck gets by that!

Pull her by her feet as a makeshift zamboni during intermission.

seclark
03-22-2012, 12:42 PM
too fat /everyone but Parker Clack

ya think old parker has to wipe her up after she drops a growler? :eek:
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J Diddy
03-22-2012, 12:42 PM
I'd hit that/Endelt

blaise
03-22-2012, 12:59 PM
I bet she shits in the tub like Andre the Giant did.

Fish
03-22-2012, 01:04 PM
That breakfast is enough food to last me a week...

Sorry, but I have zero respect for someone like that. We need more large natural predators to curb this silly shit...

KCUnited
03-22-2012, 01:05 PM
Her legs are being sued by Michelin for trademark infringement.

rico
03-22-2012, 01:09 PM
Awwww.... her fiancee is a sweetheart. He must really like'm funky and chunky.

BigCatDaddy
03-22-2012, 01:12 PM
Awwww.... her fiancee is a sweetheart. He must really like'm funky and chunky.

Who wins in a fight, her or Bruce Lee?

luv
03-22-2012, 01:15 PM
Wasn't she already married before? Hell, I can't even find one husband, and this chick will have had two? WTF!?!

J Diddy
03-22-2012, 01:20 PM
Wasn't she already married before? Hell, I can't even find one husband, and this chick will have had two? WTF!?!

Have you tried bulking up?

frankotank
03-22-2012, 01:40 PM
MODS!
OMAHA!
Somebody!

It's a madhouse! A maaaaaaaadhouse!

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbgYFshjDEqgDyDO996jGGbDH71NpAVqRCkcCSxjuWKMhDqsre

BigMeatballDave
03-22-2012, 01:48 PM
Fuck.

She makes me look anorexic.

Valiant
03-22-2012, 01:53 PM
How does he move aside all the lard to find the vagina?

I don't think it matters at that level of what you put it in.

And. You are called a chef now working fastfood?

Valiant
03-22-2012, 01:55 PM
Shit, if he came up with a way to wring her out, he could get free frier gress and swich his vehichle over.

Rukdafaidas
03-22-2012, 01:59 PM
She probably swallows.

vailpass
03-22-2012, 02:12 PM
i was thinking of throwing up.
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:clap: x100000000000000000000000

J Diddy
03-22-2012, 02:28 PM
How does he move aside all the lard to find the vagina?

smack the ass and ride the wave in

Sofa King
03-22-2012, 02:28 PM
Shit, if he came up with a way to wring her out, he could get free frier gress and swich his vehichle over.

By the looks of it, you could probably get enough grease just in her hair.

frankotank
03-22-2012, 02:47 PM
A MAAAAAADHOOOOUUUUSE!!!

Dartgod
03-22-2012, 03:01 PM
Fucking disgusting.

Detoxing
03-22-2012, 03:04 PM
Fuck yeah.

I would the whole thing.

I'd butter her up and slide my dick in every single crevice on that fat body.

Munson
03-22-2012, 03:05 PM
Those are some serious cankles.

Sofa King
03-22-2012, 03:09 PM
It would take the entire database of chiefsplanet users to carry her casket, when she inevitably dies by age 40.

Detoxing
03-22-2012, 03:10 PM
Those are some serious cankles.

In those last pics, her legs look like they're straight off of Clayface from "Batman the Animated Series"

blaise
03-22-2012, 03:10 PM
I bet she rips farts that last a whole minute.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-22-2012, 03:10 PM
I bet he has to buy flour in bulk to find the wet spot.

Sofa King
03-22-2012, 03:13 PM
I bet she rips farts that last a whole minute.

I'm sure they take days if not weeks to fully escape.

Detoxing
03-22-2012, 03:14 PM
I bet she rips farts that last a whole minute.

Imagine how fucked up her toilet must be. She probably goes through toilet seats quicker than she goes through a bag of cheetos.

blaise
03-22-2012, 03:17 PM
Imagine how ****ed up her toilet must be. She probably goes through toilet seats quicker than she goes through a bag of cheetos.

There's no way she knows if her ass is above the water. She must plop down and let rip. Half the time I bet she shoots a rooster tail of shit all over the wall behind her.

scott free
03-22-2012, 03:44 PM
YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT LA MAGRA BLADE! *HISS*

rico
03-22-2012, 08:51 PM
Who wins in a fight, her or Bruce Lee?

ROFL Now that's a good question. She definitely has the weight advantage, but I think Bruce will be able to work around that with his speed and agility. However, if she suddenly develops an appetite for a Chinaman, Bruce might be in trouble.

Saul Good
03-22-2012, 08:53 PM
cute couple, i guess.
look at that breakfast! most important meal of the day.
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In her case, it's barely one of the top 10 most important meals of the day.

Fish
03-22-2012, 08:59 PM
LOL science tag on this thread...

RJ
03-22-2012, 09:01 PM
cute couple, i guess.
look at that breakfast! most important meal of the day.
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So true and so neglected!

Mrs. RJ and myself always start out our day with a 9x13 breakfeast casserole, pancakes, toast, hash browns, a glass of root beer and small avocado salad. I don't know WTF that avocado salad is all about.

HoneyBadger
03-22-2012, 09:03 PM
I'm sure when she goes out she wears a corset, and no one notices she's even fat.

Lzen
03-22-2012, 09:04 PM
How does he move aside all the lard to find the vagina?

Maybe he's okay with just fucking her fat rolls.

rico
03-22-2012, 09:04 PM
I always wonder if fat people like her $hit their pants on purpose. If they don't have someone forcibly prying their (_l_) (just for you H5N1) open with some sort of tool and putting a bucket by their bungholios, chances are, they probably think the whole "stand up, walk to the bathroom and maneuver my body in a position where I can successfully take a $hit in the toilet" process to be too grueling. The thing is, fat people like her probably CAN shit themselves without it being noticed. If they $hit themselves, the fecal matter may be prevented from seeping through the ass crack by all the fat globules. Obviously they will stink, but they probably stink anyways, so why not $hit your pants? What do you have to lose? This woman is disgusting. Her husband either; a.) really enjoys being a chef, b.) has a grotesque fetish for morbid obesity or c.) is wanting something... the attention/publicity or possibly life insurance $???

-King-
03-22-2012, 09:05 PM
On a serious note though...she has 2 kids? She's intentionally and happily killing herself even though she has kids? Wow.

Saul Good
03-22-2012, 09:06 PM
I'm sure when she goes out she wears a corset, and no one notices she's even fat.

She doesn't wear Spanx. She wears Curb Stompx.

-King-
03-22-2012, 09:07 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-2.jpg?w=500&h=379

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-8.jpg?w=500&h=663

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-9.jpg?w=500&h=666

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/disgusted/grand/barf.gif

Extra Point
03-22-2012, 09:07 PM
I'm sure when she goes out she wears a corset, and no one notices she's even fat.

Transportation courtesy of the 101st? HUEYYYYYY!

SnakeXJones
03-22-2012, 09:08 PM
What's for Dinner Honey?
Sea Otter you fucking whale

Extra Point
03-22-2012, 09:10 PM
What's for Dinner Honey?
Sea Otter you ****ing whale

That just krills me!

-King-
03-22-2012, 09:11 PM
One of the comments on that page

I understand beauty is in the eye of the beholder but human vision has its limitations.

ROFL

rico
03-22-2012, 09:12 PM
On a serious note though...she has 2 kids? She's intentionally and happily killing herself even though she has kids? Wow.

I see this mother and daughter at the bowling alley whenever I go there. The mother is approximately 5-600 pounds, at least. The daughter is about 5 or 6 years old and already shaped like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. I constantly see the mother (who never gets up to bowl...I have no idea who she's watching or what she's doing there) yelling at her daughter about either rolling around on the ground like some farm pig or stealing food off of her plate. Every time I see that I just kind of stare, while shaking my head and thinking, "Judas Priest, this little (big) girl doesn't even stand a chance in this world."

bricks
03-22-2012, 09:12 PM
How does that woman take a shit?

SnakeXJones
03-22-2012, 09:14 PM
How does that woman take a shit?This should be documented

rico
03-22-2012, 09:16 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-2.jpg?w=500&h=379

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-8.jpg?w=500&h=663

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/worlds-fattest-woman-engaged-chef-9.jpg?w=500&h=666

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/disgusted/grand/barf.gif

What's really sad is that in the pic with her kids (those are her kids, right?), her son on the left has bigger tittays than she does. If I were a teenage boy and my mom was 6-700 pounds, I would hope to God that my tits weren't as big as her's. That kid stands no chance in this world.

notorious
03-22-2012, 09:18 PM
"I'm not saying she's fat, but her high school picture was an aerial photograph."

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4871532773638535&id=81186634cb2cf1949e7fda27aea1f57f

rico
03-22-2012, 09:18 PM
How does that woman take a shit?

Evidently, according to the pictures she has to do some stretching to be mobile enough to successfully take a shit. At least that's what I'm assuming. Either that or she's stretching for mobility to find more creative ways of stuffing food down her throat.

notorious
03-22-2012, 09:19 PM
........I've got hoes........that take up several ZIP coooodes.......

Crush
03-22-2012, 09:21 PM
WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD? WHY?

http://gifsoup.com/view4/3448794/nancy-kerrigan-o.gif

Crush
03-22-2012, 09:22 PM
Thank you Sofa King for making everyone blind. I'm now going to wash my eyes out with antifreeze.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-22-2012, 09:25 PM
Her husband's taste in women>Cassel

bricks
03-22-2012, 09:28 PM
How does that woman take a shit?

Possible solution, Open up a manhole to accommodate her ass?

rico
03-22-2012, 09:32 PM
Her husband's taste in women>Cassel

ROFL

HoneyBadger
03-22-2012, 09:38 PM
I bet she swallows.

SnakeXJones
03-22-2012, 09:39 PM
I bet she swallows.Whole Sheep?

Simply Red
03-22-2012, 09:56 PM
she'll perish inside 48 months.

rico
03-22-2012, 10:01 PM
Whole Sheep?

Matt Cassel?