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royr17
03-22-2012, 01:31 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/man-obituary-says-wanted-die-broncos-acquired-peyton-230608456.html

Man’s obituary says he wanted to die before Broncos acquired Peyton Manning

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By Chris Chase (http://sports.yahoo.com/author/chris-chase-20111013/) | Shutdown Corner (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/) – <abbr title="2012-03-21T23:06:08Z">20 hours ago</abbr></cite>


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A Denver Broncos fan died on Monday, before he had to see his beloved team sign one of his least favorite players.

According to his obituary (http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/2012/mar/21/jim-driver-1933-2012/?obituaries) in the Columbia Daily Tribune, 78-year-old Jim Driver "wanted out" before he had to see Peyton Manning don a Broncos jersey. This is the lead paragraph from that obit:

James H. "Jim" Driver, 78, of Eagle, Colo., formerly of Columbia, passed away Monday, March 19, 2012, at South Hampton Place in Columbia after a brief illness. An avid Broncos fan, he abhorred Manning and evidently wanted out before a deal was done.

That's all sorts of fantastic. You know the old adage: If you're gonna go out, go out with some style and/or by taking a shot at the player you hate the most.

Obituaries for private citizens are usually submitted by family members, so it's likely that one of Mr. Driver's relatives had some fun with the wording of the piece. No word on what he would have thought of the Tim Tebow trade.

AndChiefs
03-22-2012, 01:32 PM
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Thig Lyfe
03-22-2012, 01:34 PM
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Sofa King
03-22-2012, 01:34 PM
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BigCatDaddy
03-22-2012, 01:36 PM
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Von Dumbass
03-22-2012, 01:38 PM
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Old Dog
03-22-2012, 01:39 PM
damnit Knowmo

pr_capone
03-22-2012, 01:40 PM
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gblowfish
03-22-2012, 01:53 PM
I'll bet it was Mizzou basketball that killed him. That damn near killed me.

mcaj22
03-22-2012, 02:22 PM
holy shit you guys got the queef perfect lol

Deberg_1990
03-22-2012, 02:26 PM
This could have been NZoner had Manning signed with the Chiefs.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-22-2012, 03:53 PM
Shame it wasn't Peyton himself.

Garcia Bronco
03-22-2012, 03:55 PM
well bye

Sofa King
03-23-2012, 06:07 AM
Congrats on QUEEF everyone. It's not easy to do 'round here.

penguinz
03-23-2012, 06:56 AM
Congrats on QUEEF everyone. It's not easy to do 'round here.I would hope so since 99% of the members are male.

Thig Lyfe
03-23-2012, 09:04 AM
Congrats on QUEEF everyone. It's not easy to do 'round here.

Truly a great moment in CP history. In fact, could a mod please change the name of the Lounge to "QueefPlanet"? Thanks.

CaliforniaChief
03-23-2012, 09:09 AM
You could land an F-18 on that forehead. Wow.

Thig Lyfe
12-28-2012, 12:52 AM
Wonder if this guy would be OK with Manning now...

KILLER_CLOWN
12-28-2012, 12:54 AM
Wonder if this guy would be OK with Manning now...

We'll never know for the same reason Elvis can't father Children....THEY R both pushin up daisies.

Almost forgot, nice job on the necro post.

listopencil
12-28-2012, 12:55 AM
Pulled off the queef. Awesome.

Guru
12-28-2012, 05:15 AM
Damn, how did I miss the ultimate Q?

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-28-2012, 08:15 AM
And Hootie wept...

theelusiveeightrop
12-28-2012, 08:21 AM
Having Manning and being in the running for a Super Bowl every year is a horrible burden.

Rausch
12-28-2012, 08:29 AM
You could land an F-18 on that forehead. Wow.

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Pasta Giant Meatball
12-28-2012, 09:12 AM
And Hootie wept...

He'll weep again when Tom Terrific ends the mightyForeheads season once again.

Molitoth
12-28-2012, 09:41 AM
What a tard.

Yeah, I'd rather die than watch my team go get one of the best QB's ever and watch him lead them to a division title, playoffs, and possibly the superbowl.

CoMoChief
12-28-2012, 10:16 AM
LMAO.....that was funny Knowmo

TEX
12-28-2012, 10:29 AM
What a tard.

Yeah, I'd rather die than watch my team go get one of the best QB's ever and watch him lead them to a division title, playoffs, and possibly the superbowl.

This.

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-31-2012, 11:30 AM
He'll weep again when Tom Terrific ends the mightyForeheads season once again.

Yep, it's coming.