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grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 02:12 PM
I just thought it was funny that no matter what the thread is about someone finds some legit way to take a stab at Cassel. I think it is hilarious we are all going out of our way to shit on him....:clap:

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 02:12 PM
Also I am not supporting Cassel in anyway I honest to god think its funny.

Rain Man
03-22-2012, 02:14 PM
Cassel is a nerf quarterback.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-22-2012, 02:15 PM
If I knew what he drove I'd poop on his car the next time I'm in KC.

Pestilence
03-22-2012, 02:16 PM
Peyton Manning

SNR
03-22-2012, 02:16 PM
Cassel represents the tragic Pierrot character in the classic commedia del'arte sense. He's a clown, reviled by the world, and what he desires more than anything is shitting on him, so he shits on the world. It's a comedic formula that goes back for centuries in the Western tradition. It's probably why we all take such great pleasure in bitch slapping him.

Fish
03-22-2012, 02:17 PM
Cassel sucks.

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 02:17 PM
Cassel is a nerf quarterback.

Your nerf comment was the inspiration behind this thread lol

Easy 6
03-22-2012, 02:18 PM
This thread = old lady in chair

AZORChiefFan
03-22-2012, 02:21 PM
If I knew what he drove I'd poop on his car the next time I'm in KC.

We know it's not an NFL caliber Offense - amirite?

Bane
03-22-2012, 02:24 PM
Fuck you and Matt Casshole.

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 02:26 PM
**** you and Matt Casshole.

Well that felt a bit unnecessary

Bowser
03-22-2012, 02:26 PM
poop

the Talking Can
03-22-2012, 02:26 PM
my shit has more aids than you

Bane
03-22-2012, 02:29 PM
Well that felt a bit unnecessary

Matt Casshole is a fucking disease and set this team back years just by signing with them. Fuck him.

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 02:31 PM
Matt Casshole is a ****ing disease and set this team back years just by signing with them. **** him.

I understood that part it was the part where you said "Fuck you" that lost me.

Bane
03-22-2012, 02:33 PM
I understood that part it was the part where you said "**** you" that lost me.

Just went hand and hand with starting a Casshole thread.Don't take it personal.

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 02:36 PM
I just thought I would give everyone a single thread to hate on him, that way we can look back and smile at a later date.

durtyrute
03-22-2012, 02:39 PM
Sometimes I feel bad for him. He didn't ask to be brought here. I'm sure he would much rather wash Tom Brady's sweaty nuts after a game than start here and be criticized for every breath he takes. I'm sure he knows he sucks, but he was forced into this position by Pioli not of his own doing.

I still don't want him on the team, but I don't really blame him for being the shit that he is.

loochy
03-22-2012, 02:40 PM
Cassel is a pooptaco

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 02:40 PM
I think/hope most of the hate comes from his performance on the field and not his personal life. But knowing the planet I am probably wrong.

the Talking Can
03-22-2012, 02:41 PM
I think/hope most of the hate comes from his performance on the field and not his personal life. But knowing the planet I am probably wrong.

are you his fucking mom?

i hate his personal life, i hope it dies

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 02:43 PM
Like I said probably wrong.

Rain Man
03-22-2012, 02:46 PM
Sometimes I feel bad for him. He didn't ask to be brought here. I'm sure he would much rather wash Tom Brady's sweaty nuts after a game than start here and be criticized for every breath he takes. I'm sure he knows he sucks, but he was forced into this position by Pioli not of his own doing.

I still don't want him on the team, but I don't really blame him for being the shit that he is.


Yeah, I feel bad about how's he's villainized (and I'm doing it too). I'm sure he would like nothing better than to be wildly successful, and he's giving it his best shot. I suspect that he wants to win a Super Bowl even more than we do, and if that happened we'd all be happy.

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 02:49 PM
Yeah, I feel bad about how's he's villainized (and I'm doing it too). I'm sure he would like nothing better than to be wildly successful, and he's giving it his best shot. I suspect that he wants to win a Super Bowl even more than we do, and if that happened we'd all be happy.

Couldn't agree more

loochy
03-22-2012, 02:49 PM
Yeah, I feel bad about how's he's villainized (and I'm doing it too). I'm sure he would like nothing better than to be wildly successful, and he's giving it his best shot. I suspect that he wants to win a Super Bowl even more than we do, and if that happened we'd all be happy.

ok well all he has to do is not suck

whoman69
03-22-2012, 02:50 PM
Cassel is the Frank Burns of QBs

the Talking Can
03-22-2012, 02:58 PM
i feel terrible for him he was given 60 mill to do a job he wasn't qualified for

we should all go find him and hug him and maybe fondle him

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 02:58 PM
But if we start liking him when he doesn't suck that makes us all bandwagon fans and I for one am not a bandwagon fan.

SNR
03-22-2012, 03:01 PM
Yeah, I feel bad about how's he's villainized (and I'm doing it too). I'm sure he would like nothing better than to be wildly successful, and he's giving it his best shot. I suspect that he wants to win a Super Bowl even more than we do, and if that happened we'd all be happy.
He already has won a Super Bowl.

SNR
03-22-2012, 03:02 PM
But if we start liking him when he doesn't suck that makes us all bandwagon fans and I for one am not a bandwagon fan.You're a Chiefs fan for crying out loud. How are you a bandwagon fan?

Are you also nervous about hating on Dayton Moore in case the Royals actually make the playoffs one of these years?

Hoover
03-22-2012, 03:02 PM
I worry that he's going to be a pro-bowler next year.

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 03:03 PM
He already has won a Super Bowl.

Does it actually count if you didn't take a single snap in the entire season?

Detoxing
03-22-2012, 03:05 PM
Does it actually count if you didn't take a single snap in the entire season?

Kiss the ring

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 03:07 PM
You're a Chiefs fan for crying out loud. How are you a bandwagon fan?

Are you also nervous about hating on Dayton Moore in case the Royals actually make the playoffs one of these years?

I know where I came from and who I cheer for, but it really follows the same general idea. Start liking team/player when they are successful not failing. Or does this only apply to teams?

durtyrute
03-22-2012, 03:08 PM
I know where I came from and who I cheer for, but it really follows the same general idea. Start liking team/player when they are successful not failing. Or does this only apply to teams?

It only applies when it doesn't make you a bandwagon fan.

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 03:09 PM
Ok I apologize for my misguided information on the theory of bandwagon(ing)

Rain Man
03-22-2012, 03:11 PM
He already has won a Super Bowl.

I've always wondered about guys who win Super Bowls but never play. They were part of the team, to be sure, and granted most guys are on the field at some point on special teams or due to injuries or something. But if you're the backup QB and the starter plays every snap all season, do you ever wear your Super Bowl ring? I'm not sure I'd feel really proud of wearing it, even if I was at every practice and in uniform for every game.

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 03:12 PM
I've always wondered about guys who win Super Bowls but never play. They were part of the team, to be sure, and granted most guys are on the field at some point on special teams or due to injuries or something. But if you're the backup QB and the starter plays every snap all season, do you ever wear your Super Bowl ring? I'm not sure I'd feel really proud of wearing it, even if I was at every practice and in uniform for every game.

That was kind of my thought

durtyrute
03-22-2012, 03:13 PM
You can only like people when it is of popular opinion to like them.............duhhhhhhhh

Ebolapox
03-22-2012, 03:15 PM
I'm sure he's a great guy, but I want him off of my team. GIVE ME A FUDGING FRANCHISE QB FOR THE MOTHERFUGGING WIN!

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 03:15 PM
Ahh so you mean I shouldn't swim backwards up the stream, I should be zombie doing and liking what popular opinion says I should do? At this point I have to assume your just fucking with me. I will check back in when I get off work and see.

bowener
03-22-2012, 03:17 PM
Cassel = prolapsed anus

SNR
03-22-2012, 03:19 PM
I know where I came from and who I cheer for, but it really follows the same general idea. Start liking team/player when they are successful not failing. Or does this only apply to teams?

Get it out of your head that your loyalty to the team's players makes you any more or less of a fan. It doesn't. Know what's keeping THEM loyal to the team right now? Money. They might like the team, but none of them wouldn't break their contract and sign with another team for more money if they could right now. And that includes Cassel.

Your loyalty to the Chiefs is stronger and worth more than ANY former player's. Cassel doesn't deserve shit from any fan. Quit feeling sorry for him. He's got 60 million, a job, and a super bowl ring. He's doing pretty fucking fine with half of a fan base pulling for him.

rico
03-22-2012, 03:25 PM
Sometimes I feel bad for him. He didn't ask to be brought here. I'm sure he would much rather wash Tom Brady's sweaty nuts after a game than start here and be criticized for every breath he takes. I'm sure he knows he sucks, but he was forced into this position by Pioli not of his own doing. I still don't want him on the team, but I don't really blame him for being the shit that he is.

"I thought I graded out perfectly."

BigMeatballDave
03-22-2012, 03:27 PM
Peyton Manning

Horseface III

NJChiefsFan
03-22-2012, 03:29 PM
I am not sure how forced it is. When most of the threads are about what this team needs to win, well its gonna come back to Matt. If we sucked it wouldn't happen as much. The fact that we could possibly be a QB away makes you think about that no matter what move the Chiefs make. When the Chiefs make good moves for people like Winston, it makes me get even more pissed about Cassel.

Ebolapox
03-22-2012, 03:37 PM
Get it out of your head that your loyalty to the team's players makes you any more or less of a fan. It doesn't. Know what's keeping THEM loyal to the team right now? Money. They might like the team, but none of them wouldn't break their contract and sign with another team for more money if they could right now. And that includes Cassel.

Your loyalty to the Chiefs is stronger and worth more than ANY former player's. Cassel doesn't deserve shit from any fan. Quit feeling sorry for him. He's got 60 million, a job, and a super bowl ring. He's doing pretty ****ing fine with half of a fan base pulling for him.

pretty goddamned much. let's not feel sorry for poopy boy, he has a mother to do that for him.

Pawnmower
03-22-2012, 03:38 PM
cassel = pro bowl bound next season

Print 'em

durtyrute
03-22-2012, 03:46 PM
Ahh so you mean I shouldn't swim backwards up the stream, I should be zombie doing and liking what popular opinion says I should do? At this point I have to assume your just fucking with me. I will check back in when I get off work and see.

Of course I am.

durtyrute
03-22-2012, 03:47 PM
"I thought I graded out perfectly."

ROFL

I forgot about that

Mr. Flopnuts
03-22-2012, 03:56 PM
Sometimes I feel bad for him. He didn't ask to be brought here. I'm sure he would much rather wash Tom Brady's sweaty nuts after a game than start here and be criticized for every breath he takes. I'm sure he knows he sucks, but he was forced into this position by Pioli not of his own doing.

I still don't want him on the team, but I don't really blame him for being the shit that he is.

Yeah, $64 million should buy enough milk to make that shit sandwich go down a bit easier. Fuck him.

Thig Lyfe
03-22-2012, 04:00 PM
I hope Matt Cassel gets ebola.

FringeNC
03-22-2012, 04:05 PM
Anyone know Cassel's wonderlic? I'm guessing it's brutal. Nice guy. Hard worker. But very very dumb.

NJChiefsFan
03-22-2012, 04:09 PM
Anyone know Cassel's wonderlic? I'm guessing it's brutal. Nice guy. Hard worker. But very very dumb.

He was planning on cheating on the test. Wrote the answers on the bill of his hat, but he couldn't get the damn thing to stay on his head. Thus the bad score.

DonkyPuncher
03-22-2012, 04:16 PM
Get it out of your head that your loyalty to the team's players makes you any more or less of a fan. It doesn't. Know what's keeping THEM loyal to the team right now? Money. They might like the team, but none of them wouldn't break their contract and sign with another team for more money if they could right now. And that includes Cassel.

Your loyalty to the Chiefs is stronger and worth more than ANY former player's. Cassel doesn't deserve shit from any fan. Quit feeling sorry for him. He's got 60 million, a job, and a super bowl ring. He's doing pretty ****ing fine with half of a fan base pulling for him.

Well said sir, I will never feel bad for a professional athlete, they get paid more money then I will ever see in my lifetime to play a game we would consider a past time or something we would do for fun, hell give me a million to be qb I will do it for the money and take the boo's and hate, who knows I might do a better job than Cassel haha

the Talking Can
03-22-2012, 05:12 PM
remember that playoff game, where cassel shit his pants and choked on a dick like a scared pussy with a fear of heights and an aversion to germs?

BossChief
03-22-2012, 05:50 PM
He already has won a Super Bowl.

What year did that happen?

He was drafted in 2005 and NE won their last one in 2004

SNR
03-22-2012, 06:00 PM
What year did that happen?

He was drafted in 2005 and NE won their last one in 2004That's what I get for not double-checking my facts before posting.

I've thought for years that Cassel was drafted in 2004. Uhp.

whoman69
03-22-2012, 06:15 PM
cassel = pro bowl bound next season

Print 'em

Will he be 5th alternate again?

grandllamajr
03-22-2012, 08:16 PM
Of course I am.

Alright I was just making sure.