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Nzoner
03-24-2012, 07:36 PM
So I just got off the phone with one of my best friends who finds himself in the hospital in KC after he had some complications arise from getting a kidney transplant.

Long story short he's getting ready to go into surgery the other day when he makes a comment about a male nurse wearing a KU pin."Just do me one favor and please make that guy take off that KU pin,if I happen to die I don't want that to be the last damn thing I see."

Apparently his doctor(also in the room) didn't say anything and he then finds himself alone in the room with another nurse who asks my friend,"do you know who your doctor is?" To which my friend replies,"yeah,he's Dr. Allen."

I'll let you put 2+2 together but as my friend finishes telling me the punchline he says,"leave it to me to stick my foot in my mouth,they're probably slowly poisoning me now." :D

Fritz88
03-24-2012, 07:39 PM
ROFL

Discuss Thrower
03-24-2012, 07:54 PM
Did something similar yesterday on the plane from Dallas, wearing MU shorts, and the guy sitting next to me asks something to the equivalent of hoping for NC to win.
Me: *to lady close to my overhead bag* would you grab that black bag for me? thanks. *to guy* All I hope for now is KU to lose.
Lady: Really? Get your own bag!
Me: *facepalm*


There were a ton of beaker fans in Mexico this last week.

Catt Massel
03-24-2012, 08:05 PM
I do not understand the joke

RockChalk
03-24-2012, 08:07 PM
I do not understand the joke

it's on you

Caseyguyrr
03-24-2012, 08:09 PM
fuck the jayhawks

patteeu
03-24-2012, 08:19 PM
I've met Dr. Allen several times. I always refer to him as Dr. KU. My wife got a kick out of your story because she knows him too.

Brock
03-24-2012, 08:47 PM
there's no butthurt like missouri butthurt.

Al Bundy
03-24-2012, 08:50 PM
there's no butthurt like missouri butthurt.

Works both ways my friend. My school doesn't have a rival, even though we are supposed to hate South Florida. I tend to hate the Gators far more.

Frazod
03-24-2012, 10:34 PM
When we were driving through Colorado, I refused to stay at a motel in Denver. I told my wife that if I happened to die in my sleep in Denver, my soul would not be able to ascend to heaven.

Dartgod
03-24-2012, 10:40 PM
there's no butthurt like missouri butthurt.

Butthurt. Yeah, that's what I got out of Nzoner's post. Butthurt.

Brock
03-24-2012, 10:54 PM
Butthurt. Yeah, that's what I got out of Nzoner's post. Butthurt.

I'm definitely getting the scent of butthurt from your posts lately.

Dartgod
03-24-2012, 10:57 PM
I'm definitely getting the scent of butthurt from your posts lately.

ROFL

Butthurt is following Mizzou fans around and posting stupid shit like this.

Brock
03-24-2012, 11:00 PM
ROFL

Butthurt is following Mizzou fans around and posting stupid shit like this.


"following Mizzou fans around". ROFL :drool:

Dartgod
03-24-2012, 11:03 PM
"following Mizzou fans around". ROFL :drool:

I don't think I've ever responded to one of your posts unless you addressed me first.

So who's the butthurt one here?

Brock
03-24-2012, 11:05 PM
I don't think I've ever responded to one of your posts unless you addressed me first.

So who's the butthurt one here?

You did so in this very thread, dummy.

Dartgod
03-24-2012, 11:05 PM
You did so in this very thread, dummy.

Fuck!




I'm out....

Nzoner
03-25-2012, 12:12 AM
there's no butthurt like missouri butthurt.

Weak bait :rolleyes:

Mr. Kotter
03-25-2012, 12:19 AM
You did so in this very thread, dummy.

:eek:



ROFL



:toast:


Weak bait :rolleyes:


At least, Margarita Bob manned-up....I'm just sayin'....heh. LMAO

jAZ
03-25-2012, 12:30 AM
So who is dr Allen? What's the story?

Thaddeus_Eugenia
03-25-2012, 01:16 AM
So I just got off the phone with one of my best friends who finds himself in the hospital in KC after he had some complications arise from getting a kidney transplant.

Long story short he's getting ready to go into surgery the other day when he makes a comment about a male nurse wearing a KU pin."Just do me one favor and please make that guy take off that KU pin,if I happen to die I don't want that to be the last damn thing I see."

Apparently his doctor(also in the room) didn't say anything and he then finds himself alone in the room with another nurse who asks my friend,"do you know who your doctor is?" To which my friend replies,"yeah,he's Dr. Allen."

I'll let you put 2+2 together but as my friend finishes telling me the punchline he says,"leave it to me to stick my foot in my mouth,they're probably slowly poisoning me now." :D

I just don't understand what is to be funny :(

Pants
03-25-2012, 01:26 AM
So who is dr Allen? What's the story?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phog_Allen

Nzoner
03-25-2012, 08:19 AM
At least, Margarita Bob manned-up....I'm just sayin'....heh. LMAO

There was nothing to man up about you dip,Bob pointed that out,I'm just sayin'

patteeu
03-25-2012, 08:27 AM
So who is dr Allen? What's the story?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phog_Allen

Not quite, but good guess.

He's a surgeon (https://www.saintlukeshealthsystem.org/doctor/keith-blaine-allen-md) in Kansas City who went to KU's medical school.

ThatRaceCardGuy
03-25-2012, 08:36 AM
I don't think I've ever responded to one of your posts unless you addressed me first.

So who's the butthurt one here?

You're definitely butthurt.

Demonpenz
03-25-2012, 10:32 AM
8 Straight...Elite 8....

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-25-2012, 10:33 AM
Rock Hard Chicken Cawk!!!

baitism
03-25-2012, 03:59 PM
I give kansas fans credit for one thing. They are very good at repressing football.

Chiefspants
03-25-2012, 04:01 PM
I give kansas fans credit for one thing. They are very good at repressing football.

Orange Bowl.


:)