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bevischief
03-25-2012, 06:59 AM
I will kick you in the jimmy!

Hog Farmer
03-25-2012, 06:59 AM
I win!

Zebedee DuBois
03-25-2012, 07:00 AM
..but it seems appropriate.

KurtCobain
03-25-2012, 09:19 AM
1 day I was walking by
With my Walkman on
When I spot a guy
gave me an awkward eye
Then I sent him a fruit basket
And we've been friends since

Catt Massel
03-25-2012, 10:04 AM
Fruit prevents scurvy.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-25-2012, 10:11 AM
Sometimes when you're hung over, the only thing that helps is the fruit basket of the dog.

Sofa King
03-25-2012, 10:13 AM
What about a turkey?

Thaddeus_Eugenia
03-25-2012, 10:18 AM
For lunch I had thin sliced round roast beef sandwich on toasted Harvest Multigrain Bread, Soy & Flax Seed Tortilla Chips, & onion dip, Salad, Olive Oil, Soy Sauce, carrots, celery, Green Beans, Onions, Chutney, Mango Salsa with Peach, rice, & Pork, Salad, Chili with Spaghetti, & Parmesan Topping.

Mmmm, how many tasty's have experienced in the last hours of 24?

Okie_Apparition
03-25-2012, 10:20 AM
re-gift your way into someone's pants

Mr. Flopnuts
03-25-2012, 10:20 AM
For lunch I had thin sliced round roast beef sandwich on toasted Harvest Multigrain Bread, Soy & Flax Seed Tortilla Chips, & onion dip, Salad, Olive Oil, Soy Sauce, carrots, celery, Green Beans, Onions, Chutney, Mango Salsa with Peach, rice, & Pork, Salad, Chili with Spaghetti, & Parmesan Topping.

Mmmm, how many tasty's have experienced in the last hours of 24?

Go put on some pants.

KurtCobain
03-25-2012, 10:24 AM
Nobody pays me in fruit baskets.

Thaddeus_Eugenia
03-25-2012, 10:25 AM
Go put on some pants.

I do have my denims on today...since 7 am. The wife does prefer thundie undies at night!

Bwana
03-25-2012, 11:02 AM
It could have been worse. If someone really thought you were a dickweed, they would have sent you a fruitcake. :shake: If they ever let the nukes go, the only three things that will be left are, Zombies, cockroaches and fruitcake. The fruitcake will last forever, because even zombies and cockroaches wouldn't eat something that nasty!

http://www.warpbreach.com/5/fruitcake1.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
03-25-2012, 11:12 AM
See. Bwana fucking KNOWS!

Shit. Fucking shitstain mods are ALWAYS sticking up for each other. Fuck those assholes.

Predarat
03-25-2012, 11:41 AM
A case of beer > fruit basket even if its natty light.