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Thig Lyfe
03-30-2012, 10:26 AM
Do you use the Internet?

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-30-2012, 10:27 AM
never heard of it.

Dayze
03-30-2012, 10:27 AM
is this similar to the Internets?

I use that instead. It's better.

Radar Chief
03-30-2012, 10:28 AM
never heard of it.

:# Beat me by 1 minute.

Bowser
03-30-2012, 10:28 AM
Can you re-phrase the question?

J Diddy
03-30-2012, 10:29 AM
I surf teh webz on my porn box, but no internets.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-30-2012, 10:29 AM
Can you re-phrase the question?

Does the internet use you

blaise
03-30-2012, 10:29 AM
"Do you like websites?"

J Diddy
03-30-2012, 10:29 AM
Can you re-phrase the question?

Exactly.

Define "use."

Count Zarth
03-30-2012, 10:30 AM
STOP MAKING THREADS

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Munson
03-30-2012, 10:30 AM
What is this "internet" you speak of?

Epic Fail 007
03-30-2012, 10:37 AM
No never. What is it?

Fried Meat Ball!
03-30-2012, 10:49 AM
I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn.[/perry]

Molitoth
03-30-2012, 10:50 AM
Intrawebz

sd4chiefs
03-30-2012, 10:54 AM
I invented the internet.

Huffmeister
03-30-2012, 11:04 AM
"Oh, they have the internet on computers now!" - Homer

KC native
03-30-2012, 11:06 AM
What the fuck is the internet

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Lonewolf Ed
03-30-2012, 11:06 AM
The internet, for all its faults, has a plus side. Email, for example, works delightfully with the internet. Except for spam.

Canofbier
03-30-2012, 11:07 AM
Do you use the Internet?

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boogblaster
03-30-2012, 11:09 AM
i inter all blonde nets .....

Okie_Apparition
03-30-2012, 11:26 AM
It's peanut butter jelly time!!!
Peanut butter jelly time!!!
Peanut butter jelly time!!!

bridge:
now Where he at?
Where he at?
Where he at?
Where he at?
NowThere he go
There he go
There he go
There he go

Peanut butter jelly [x4]

chorus:
Its Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
Its Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly with a football cap
bridge
chorus

Now break it down and freeze
take it down to your knees
break it down and freeze
break it down and freeze

bridge
chorus

Now tick-tack-toe (uh huh)
Tic-Tac-Toe (Lets go)
Tic Tac Toe (U got it)
Tic Tac Toe (lets ride)

bridge
chorus

Now freestyle freestyle
freestyle freestyle
your style
frestyle freestyle
your style

bridge

PRIEST
03-30-2012, 11:38 AM
i do not have a computer .

Mr. Kotter
03-30-2012, 11:39 AM
I only post from my flip-phone.

El Jefe
03-30-2012, 11:43 AM
I invented the internet.

You Al Gore brah?

Predarat
03-30-2012, 11:44 AM
Nope I use AOL. The 56 kilometer motem kind.

listopencil
03-30-2012, 12:25 PM
I only post from my flip-phone.

I post from my flip flops. Works great unless I get sand in there. I need to upgrade to Sandals 2.0 though. I am getting annoyed by the "flip" and "flop" sound when I log on. Maybe I'll try the Wal Mart shoe section.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-30-2012, 12:46 PM
My next thread may be "Do you want to continue starting threads?" I'll attach a pole. Do you smoke?

Thig Lyfe
03-30-2012, 12:56 PM
My next thread may be "Do you want to continue starting threads?" I'll attach a pole. Do you smoke?

Do you use the Internet?

whoman69
03-30-2012, 12:57 PM
only for porn

Ultra Peanut
03-30-2012, 01:08 PM
i just got a disc that has sixty free hours of internet

noa
03-30-2012, 01:15 PM
You idiot! Obviously everyone on this website uses the Internet. You have to post this somewhere like Ethiopia.com.
Posted via Mobile Device

58-4ever
03-30-2012, 01:15 PM
I'm a Republican. I don't use anything those dirty Dems invented.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-30-2012, 01:35 PM
Do you use the Internet?

Peyton Manning.

Thig Lyfe
03-30-2012, 01:44 PM
Peyton Manning.

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Thig Lyfe
03-30-2012, 04:45 PM
The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet protocol suite (often called TCP/IP, although not all protocols use TCP) to serve billions of users worldwide.

KcMizzou
03-30-2012, 04:51 PM
The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet protocol suite (often called TCP/IP, although not all protocols use TCP) to serve billions of users worldwide.It is not a truck.

whoman69
03-30-2012, 04:55 PM
I'm a Republican. I don't use anything those dirty Dems invented.

The first computer was built by a German. The first use of the internet was developed by the NSF.

Rain Man
03-30-2012, 05:03 PM
This is the perfect poll to measure sarcasm.

KC_Connection
03-30-2012, 05:04 PM
The internet is not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.

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Chief_in_Commander
03-30-2012, 06:10 PM
I might be wrong but I believe the internet is an old wooden ship used in the civil war times

Crush
03-30-2012, 07:17 PM
My Internet died last week when I forgot to feed it.

KChiefer
03-30-2012, 07:51 PM
No, the Internet uses me. Internet got back!

Bwana
03-30-2012, 07:55 PM
I invented the internet.

Al, Al Gore!

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Simply Red
03-30-2012, 10:39 PM
I can not WAIT ...! until next weeks Sports Racer thread "Do you like to Pee?" ....!!!!

Fruit Ninja
03-30-2012, 10:41 PM
I use the intertnets through my WebTV!

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-30-2012, 11:01 PM
I can not WAIT ...! until next weeks Sports Racer thread "Do you like to Pee?" ....!!!!

OOH OOH I LIKE TO PEE, IT FEELS GOOD!

Thig Lyfe
03-30-2012, 11:47 PM
I can not WAIT ...! until next weeks Sports Racer thread "Do you like to Pee?" ....!!!!

I'll be posting that one in paper form above every urinal in the U.S.A.

listopencil
03-30-2012, 11:48 PM
I can not WAIT ...! until next weeks Sports Racer thread "Do you like to Pee?" ....!!!!

Peeing feels pretty good when you waited a while to do it, but a good shit is heaven. Way better than a good pee.

listopencil
03-30-2012, 11:50 PM
I'll be posting that one in paper form above every urinal in the U.S.A.

Feels better to:

1) Pee, when you have been waiting too long and finally get to go.

2) Poop, when it comes out just right and comfy.

Should be a poll.

Simply Red
03-31-2012, 12:10 AM
I had a really good piss earlier tonight, possibly the most relieving i've experienced.

Thig Lyfe
03-31-2012, 12:43 AM
I had a really good piss earlier tonight, possibly the most relieving i've experienced.

Have you been able to ignore the burning sensation?