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BossChief
03-31-2012, 01:36 AM
Jamaal Charles ‏ @jcharles25

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Do not count what u have lost.Just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur ACL

BossChief
03-31-2012, 01:38 AM
Its a good thing this guy doesn't get paid to spell. Read this from bottom to top...kinda funny.

Jamaal Charles ‏ @jcharles25

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Lil Johnny says no it's a quater but I like the way you thing.
1h Jamaal Charles Jamaal Charles ‏ @jcharles25

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and says it's round, it's hard , and it's got a head. The lady says Oh Johnny that's grose.
1h Jamaal Charles Jamaal Charles ‏ @jcharles25

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Little Johnny raises his hand and says it's an apple, it's an apple. Then he says now let me give you 1. He reaches his hand in his pocket
1h Jamaal Charles Jamaal Charles ‏ @jcharles25

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One day the teacher has a brown paper bag. She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf.

BossChief
03-31-2012, 01:41 AM
Jamaal Charles ‏ @jcharles25

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Evey time we do it fuck me she say “can I have some money and I say “can I get a threesome?” She say “boy, u funny” But I be like foreal.

J Diddy
03-31-2012, 02:32 AM
Have you ever listened to him talk? That's just how he sounds.

splatbass
03-31-2012, 02:59 AM
Have you ever listened to him talk? That's just how he sounds.

As long as he can run.

Fruit Ninja
03-31-2012, 03:59 AM
Some of them people from the south are hard to understand when they talk. lol

THen again, hearing my mom and her friends talk Spanish is fucking difficult too. lol

mikey23545
03-31-2012, 04:22 AM
The University of Texas should be very proud.

bevischief
03-31-2012, 04:33 AM
Jamaal Charles ‏ @jcharles25

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Evey time we do it **** me she say “can I have some money and I say “can I get a threesome?” She say “boy, u funny” But I be like foreal.

ROFL

Bane
03-31-2012, 05:13 AM
He's a great back but he talks on a 3rd grade level.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-31-2012, 06:26 AM
Big Tex edumacation folks

Detoxing
03-31-2012, 08:50 AM
stop hating.

Simplicity
03-31-2012, 08:57 AM
Acl Tear.

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GordonGekko
03-31-2012, 09:06 AM
The University of Texas should be very proud.

Don't judge UT Austin by the athletics program. I know it is easy to do if you are not from around the area. But it is a world class university with one of the largest endowments in the world. Top notch place, even if you hate the athletics program there.

chiefzilla1501
03-31-2012, 09:11 AM
What's amazing is that in spite of all that, he did really well at Texas. I think he was consistently received Big 12 Academic honors. No matter what school you go to, that's pretty impressive.

niblet
03-31-2012, 09:13 AM
What's amazing is that in spite of all that, he did really well at Texas. I think he was consistently received Big 12 Academic honors. No matter what school you go to, that's pretty impressive.

Not when the teacher takes the test for you.

Stanley Nickels
03-31-2012, 09:38 AM
Don't judge UT Austin by the athletics program. I know it is easy to do if you are not from around the area. But it is a world class university with one of the largest endowments in the world. Top notch place, even if you hate the athletics program there.

Well I'm glad you say that, because I usually judge the mental capacity of a university- as a whole- based entirely on their athletes. Thanks for clearing that up.

chiefzilla1501
03-31-2012, 09:42 AM
Well I'm glad you say that, because I usually judge the mental capacity of a university- as a whole- based entirely on their athletes. Thanks for clearing that up.

There are a lot of people who don't think like you do.

There are plenty of state schools that are every bit as good if not better than an Ivy league school like Cornell or Brown. And then there are schools where the academic program is a complete joke. The Big 10, for example... they're competitive in most sports, but in terms of academics, they are by a mile the best among major conferences.

The God Hypothesis
03-31-2012, 10:09 AM
JC came into my wifes spa in OP and put under his occupation "I get hit alot"

After a deep tissue rub and sauna time he was asked if he had any suggestions on how to make the spa better, he replied, "A toothbrush for everyone to use..."

Love me some JC!!!

wazu
03-31-2012, 10:39 AM
Jamaal Charles = skinbra?

rico
03-31-2012, 11:22 AM
JC came into my wifes spa in OP and put under his occupation "I get hit alot"

After a deep tissue rub and sauna time he was asked if he had any suggestions on how to make the spa better, he replied, "A toothbrush for everyone to use..."

Love me some JC!!!

ROFL

SPATCH
03-31-2012, 11:26 AM
Some of them people from the south are hard to understand when they talk. lol

THen again, hearing my mom and her friends talk Spanish is ****ing difficult too. lol

This was a delicious little nugget of irony. Thank you.

J Diddy
03-31-2012, 11:36 AM
Jamaal Charles = skinbra?

I was thinking KCNut

The Dawg
03-31-2012, 12:58 PM
Grammar Police everywhere....

BillSelfsTrophycase
03-31-2012, 01:05 PM
Jamaal Charles ‏ @jcharles25

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Evey time we do it fuck me she say “can I have some money and I say “can I get a threesome?” She say “boy, u funny” But I be like foreal.


ROFL


That's awesome

Chocolate Hog
03-31-2012, 02:57 PM
He tells those jokes all the time

Easy 6
03-31-2012, 04:30 PM
I was thinking KCNut

My money says eric007

Rain Man
03-31-2012, 08:06 PM
I'm still attempting to decode the thread title.

Von Dumbass
03-31-2012, 08:17 PM
Wow. He better hope his ACL injury isn't career threatening because the only way he will be a able to make a good living is by playing football. How did he get into college?

crispystl420
03-31-2012, 08:19 PM
What's amazing is that in spite of all that, he did really well at Texas. I think he was consistently received Big 12 Academic honors. No matter what school you go to, that's pretty impressive.

Yeah I'm sure his papers were outstanding. I love Charles but let's get real he's an idiot that would never graduated college if he it wasn't for his football skills.

BryanBusby
03-31-2012, 08:37 PM
JC came into my wifes spa in OP and put under his occupation "I get hit alot"

After a deep tissue rub and sauna time he was asked if he had any suggestions on how to make the spa better, he replied, "A toothbrush for everyone to use..."

Love me some JC!!!

lol

Jamaal Charles really doesn't talk like that off Twitter. Met him at Independence Center a few years ago and he seemed like a normal dude to me.