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lewdog
04-24-2012, 03:57 PM
Bring it bitches, noob starting this thread!

KC
Sanchez
Last appearance 4/18 vs DET 5.0 IP, 2ER

Steamers
Lowe
Last appearance 4/18 vs SEA 4.1 IP, 4ER

NO. Kansas City

1. C. Getz, 2B J.
2. A. Gordon, LF
3. B. Butler, DH
4. E. Hosmer, 1B
5. J. Francoeur, RF
6. M. Moustakas, 3B
7. H. Quintero, C
8. M. Maier, CF
9. A. Escobar, SS

NO. Cleveland
1. J. Kipnis, 2B
2. A. Cabrera, SS
3. S. Choo, RF
4. C. Santana, C
5. T. Hafner, DH
6. S. Duncan, LF
7. J. Hannahan, 3B
8. C. Kotchman, 1B
9. A. Cunningham, CF

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 03:58 PM
Getz leading off again? Let's make it 12 boys!

Nightfyre
04-24-2012, 04:00 PM
We have to win eventually... right?

lewdog
04-24-2012, 04:04 PM
Just a sec....I will get the lineups added in here. Give a newb a chance!

lewdog
04-24-2012, 04:07 PM
Getz leading off again? Let's make it 12 boys!

:doh!: And he is!

gblowfish
04-24-2012, 04:10 PM
Maybe the Feds will arrest David Glass in the middle of the game for bribing Mexican officials!

I can dream, oh yes, I can dream....

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 04:23 PM
Our Time Tonight?

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 04:36 PM
OOOHHHHH NNNNNOOOOOOEEEEESSSSSSSS. Hudler is back from his suspension

The Dawg
04-24-2012, 04:38 PM
Sigh

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 04:38 PM
Sigh

How you getting along today?

Three7s
04-24-2012, 04:40 PM
And once again, Maier finds his way in the lineup. Until Cain comes back, we have the worst duo of CF in the league.

Dartgod
04-24-2012, 04:42 PM
OOOHHHHH NNNNNOOOOOOEEEEESSSSSSSS. Hudler is back from his suspension

Why was he suspended?

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 04:44 PM
Why was he suspended?

Something fishy was going on. Not even mentioning him the last two days makes me think there was something happening behind the scenes

lewdog
04-24-2012, 04:46 PM
OOOHHHHH NNNNNOOOOOOEEEEESSSSSSSS. Hudler is back from his suspension

"We all have to take time to clear our heads. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."

Hudler

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 04:51 PM
I doubt that Hudler in his first month of work, decided to take two days off on his own. It will be interesting to see if he keeps his mouth shut more often tonight

Chocolate Hog
04-24-2012, 05:08 PM
Mitch Maier might be one of the worst MLB players i've ever seen.

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:12 PM
Mitch Maier might be one of the worst MLB players i've ever seen.

Ah Mitch the Bitch. Pretty fucking worthless.

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:15 PM
Jesus Sanchez, going to get yourself in big friggin trouble here

petegz28
04-24-2012, 05:15 PM
Wow, nailed the first hitter now 2-0 to the second

petegz28
04-24-2012, 05:15 PM
I guess we decided to give it up in the 1st again

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:16 PM
Two on and no outs. Good start ladies. :banghead:

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:18 PM
I need a mute button for the drum....oh and Hudler.

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:19 PM
Alex saves one

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:23 PM
Sanchez dodges a self aimed bullet

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:25 PM
Get those bats working, no bunting allowed.

Deberg_1990
04-24-2012, 05:26 PM
Are the Royals intentionally tanking the season to get more lotto balls in the lottery?


Oh wait......

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:26 PM
Check that, maybe Frenchy should bunt since he can't get it out of the infield anyway.

Saulbadguy
04-24-2012, 05:27 PM
In.

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:28 PM
In.

And what are you "in" for? It is unlikely we can provide you with a win so you will need to come up with an alternative.

Saulbadguy
04-24-2012, 05:29 PM
And what are you "in" for? It is unlikely we can provide you with a win so you will need to come up with an alternative.

I'm in for the entertainment, I guess.

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:30 PM
Hey we got some more runners to strand here

Saulbadguy
04-24-2012, 05:30 PM
Runner in scoring position!!!

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:30 PM
I'm in for the entertainment, I guess.

There was a good one when they just had a dugout shot of Frenchy taking a huge Redman dip!

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:31 PM
Hey we got some more runners to strand here

Sadly if someone was to knock in a run it would be Escobar right now.

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:32 PM
Fuck you royals

Al Bundy
04-24-2012, 05:33 PM
RISP?? Hell no, I am starting to think these guys don't give a shit about winning,

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:33 PM
You think these dumb fucks could luck their way into a win

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:35 PM
Ned says the Royals need to try easier

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:35 PM
Ned says the Royals need to try easier

Which means don't really try? So confused......

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:36 PM
Sanchez is such a soft bitch...fucking throw strikes Oliver Perez

Blankey
04-24-2012, 05:36 PM
I hate Sanchez

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:36 PM
Damn Sanchez, what the fuck you doing throwing 4 balls in a row?

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:37 PM
Damn Sanchez, what the **** you doing throwing 4 balls in a row?

He is trying easier!!!

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:37 PM
Which means don't really try? So confused......

I think Ned got tired of saying the last 11 games the Royals are trying too hard, so he changed things up a little

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:38 PM
It's Casey Fucking Kotchman throw him a fucking strike

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:39 PM
Paging Paulino

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:39 PM
This dude is toast, Giants don't trade a lefty that can strike out guys for an OFer

petegz28
04-24-2012, 05:39 PM
back-back walks..3 in not even 2 innings......Dayton outdid himself with this guy

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:40 PM
Was any other team after Sanchez?

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:42 PM
Was any other team after Sanchez?

No...

It was rumored if there was no takers he might've gotten released. I heard this after the trade. Seemed good considering his 2010 #'s

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:42 PM
No...

It was rumored if there was no takers he might've gotten released. I heard this after the trade. Seemed good considering his 2010 #'s

Thanks

petegz28
04-24-2012, 05:42 PM
0-2 to 3-2 to the #9 guy

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:42 PM
Ump is not going to help sanchez either

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:43 PM
JESUS SANCHEZ

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:43 PM
Walk the bases loaded?

Wow.

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:43 PM
Holy ****ing shit........:spock:

petegz28
04-24-2012, 05:43 PM
And walks the bases loaded with 0 outs.....We're lucky to get out o fthis inning allowing only 2 runs...probably be 4 or 5

Blankey
04-24-2012, 05:43 PM
I want to punch this idiot in the face.

petegz28
04-24-2012, 05:44 PM
Ump is not going to help sanchez either

I've seen nothing questionable so far

Al Bundy
04-24-2012, 05:44 PM
Sanchez.... nibbling like a pussy.

kcjayhawks5
04-24-2012, 05:44 PM
THROW A FUCKING STRIKE U FUCK

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:44 PM
Sanchez.... nibbling like a pussy.

The dude retweets 'life quotes' all the time...obvious pussy

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:45 PM
Wow a fucking miracle

petegz28
04-24-2012, 05:45 PM
Lucky fucker got out of it....

lewdog
04-24-2012, 05:45 PM
hahah wow!

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:46 PM
Sanchez dodges a fucking silver bullet on that one

Blankey
04-24-2012, 05:46 PM
Indians out-Royaled the Royals there

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:46 PM
Sanchez still sucks...I heard this guy will either do this or be lights out.

Still waiting Dirty

kcjayhawks5
04-24-2012, 05:46 PM
Haha caught a break there. Bases juiced with no outs and we get out of it. Our Time?

Canofbier
04-24-2012, 05:46 PM
Too bad it's taken him over twenty pitches an inning to only give up one run. :facepalm:

La literatura
04-24-2012, 05:48 PM
To be honest, I'm okay with losing every game the rest of the season, as long as we beat the White Sox each turn.

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:48 PM
I hate the bunt, stfu up Rex

Chiefless
04-24-2012, 05:49 PM
Coming up: ground out, strike out, single, strike out.

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 05:49 PM
Can all the Royals' fans nationwide chip in and buy this team from Glass, or are there only seven of us left?

KCUnited
04-24-2012, 05:49 PM
Ah shit, good bunting grass. Yost just creamed Seitz.

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:49 PM
We continue to make shit pitchers look like Cy Young contenders

Deberg_1990
04-24-2012, 05:50 PM
Hollywood announces "Major League" remake starring the KC Royals!


http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2012/04/Major_League

Nightfyre
04-24-2012, 05:50 PM
Gordon must not be shaving until they win.

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:52 PM
Wow, the indians fuck that up and we bail them out

La literatura
04-24-2012, 05:52 PM
Well, that was exciting.

Al Bundy
04-24-2012, 05:53 PM
Gordon definitely out of the game mentally.

Nightfyre
04-24-2012, 05:53 PM
How did we "bail them out"? Blaming the baserunning there is ridiculous. The indians got lucky.

petegz28
04-24-2012, 05:53 PM
quit trying to kill the fucking ball

Canofbier
04-24-2012, 05:53 PM
Lame. That doesn't seem like it should be a possible outcome when an outfielder fucks up like that.

Demonpenz
04-24-2012, 05:53 PM
good swing 3-0

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 05:53 PM
How did we "bail them out"? Blaming the baserunning there is ridiculous. The indians got lucky.

Its called fucking frustration, 3-13 team

La literatura
04-24-2012, 05:54 PM
And . . . yeah. Yeah, that's about right.

Al Bundy
04-24-2012, 05:54 PM
How did we "bail them out"? Blaming the baserunning there is ridiculous. The indians got lucky.

Because Gordon was jogging back to first when the ball was still in the air.. Gordon has checked out.. he has his cash.

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 05:55 PM
The Indians TV crew dont say a whole lot...how fucking refreshing

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 05:57 PM
Wow Hoz, swinging 3-0. I know he's our best hitter, but a pop out to shortstop cannot be the result of a 3-0 swing

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 05:57 PM
Because Gordon was jogging back to first when the ball was still in the air.. Gordon has checked out.. he has his cash.

I dont know enough about the rules of baseball, Did Alice have to get back to 1st in case that ball was caught, or could he have stayed on 2nd?

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 05:58 PM
I dont know enough about the rules of baseball, Did Alice have to get back to 1st in case that ball was caught, or could he have stayed on 2nd?

Catch and throw to first would have doubled him up

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:00 PM
Why does Sanchez pitch from the stretch with the bases empty?

La literatura
04-24-2012, 06:00 PM
I dont know enough about the rules of baseball, Did Alice have to get back to 1st in case that ball was caught, or could he have stayed on 2nd?

Dude.

What was it like growing up in Soviet Russia?

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 06:02 PM
Dude.

What was it like growing up in Soviet Russia?


That's why I'm asking, I dont understand why Gordon didn't stay on 2nd.

Dartgod
04-24-2012, 06:03 PM
So did we hit anyone yet?

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:05 PM
So did we hit anyone yet?

Since the first batter? No

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:07 PM
Has Sanchez had a 1-2-3 inning in any of his starts for us so far?

DBoweShow
04-24-2012, 06:07 PM
Wow Hoz, swinging 3-0. I know he's our best hitter, but a pop out to shortstop cannot be the result of a 3-0 swing

Since when is Hoz the best hitter?

Dartgod
04-24-2012, 06:07 PM
Since the first batter? NoI just got in from mowing. So we did hit a batter?

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:08 PM
I just got in from mowing. So we did hit a batter?

First one up. In the hand

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:08 PM
Down by 1, runner on 2nd with 2 outs and a 3-0 count....Hos has no business swinging let alone trying to kill the fucking ball

Dartgod
04-24-2012, 06:08 PM
First one up. In the hand

Cool. Any action afterwards?

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:08 PM
Since when is Hoz the best hitter?

I suppose you could make a claim that Butler is. If I had to choose to which player I'd rather have up needed a clutch hit, I'm going with Hoz

kcjayhawks5
04-24-2012, 06:08 PM
That's why I'm asking, I dont understand why Gordon didn't stay on 2nd.


he never had gotten to 2nd. On a shallow fly ball like that, the runner has to go half way because if it's caught or dropped he can go back to 1st or 2nd. That particular play looked to be pretty tough for any runner because the ball was hidden from Alex when it hit the 2nd baseman's glove. He couldn't tell if it was caught and then when he realized it wasn't he was already too far back to first. Not Alex's fault just shit luck.

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:09 PM
Cool. Any action afterwards?

It was a high curveball that didn't break. I think the Indians were laughing in the dugout

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:09 PM
Down by 1, runner on 2nd with 2 outs and a 3-0 count....Hos has no business swinging let alone trying to kill the ****ing ball

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:11 PM
Moose and Escobar and Butler seem to be the only ones going to the plate not trying to swing for the fences on any consistent basis

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:12 PM
Ooooh, runner at 2nd, 1 out. Better bunt him over Ned

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:12 PM
A RUN A RUN

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:12 PM
Wow, bad luck for Quintero there

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 06:12 PM
SNIFFLES!

Nightfyre
04-24-2012, 06:13 PM
OMG we scored!

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:13 PM
finally...it only took stranding 500 runners before we score with RISP

kcjayhawks5
04-24-2012, 06:13 PM
We on the board BITCHES!!!!!

SPATCH
04-24-2012, 06:13 PM
2 out hit with RISP? stop the fucking presses

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:14 PM
2 out hit with RISP? stop the ****ing presses

Yost needs an extension

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:14 PM
2 out hit with RISP? stop the ****ing presses

Hudler just pretty much said the same thing

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:14 PM
Escobar ..that was beautiful!

Nightfyre
04-24-2012, 06:14 PM
What a bunt!

SPATCH
04-24-2012, 06:14 PM
Alcides is my dude, d00d.

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 06:14 PM
Al hasn't given us much to hate.

lewdog
04-24-2012, 06:14 PM
Damnit......now Getz.

kcjayhawks5
04-24-2012, 06:14 PM
Hell of a bunt by escobar

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:15 PM
Perfect bunt.

Glad we have Chris Getz up with 2 on, 2 out

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:15 PM
DOUBLE BUNTS

Deberg_1990
04-24-2012, 06:15 PM
Baby steps

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:15 PM
LMAO time for gordo to fuck this up

lewdog
04-24-2012, 06:15 PM
Lol....that is about as far as Getz can hit it when he swings!!!!

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:15 PM
LOL

MIAdragon
04-24-2012, 06:15 PM
CRUSHED

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:15 PM
Wow...Getz witht he excuse me swinging bunt

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:15 PM
Gordo strikeout?

lewdog
04-24-2012, 06:15 PM
Jesus let's do this!!!!

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:15 PM
Break out Alex

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:16 PM
Now be patient, Alice..he don't want to walk in a run

lewdog
04-24-2012, 06:16 PM
Gordo strikeout?

No doubt :banghead:

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:16 PM
Gordon looks like the piece of shit that played 3b

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:16 PM
Nobody swings over the top of a changeup/breaking ball quite like Alex

Blankey
04-24-2012, 06:16 PM
Gordon got 2 easy pitches to drive there and didn't do shit.

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:17 PM
JFC, Alice...sit back and wait for a pitch..it's bases fucking loaded and you don't have to hit a HR....JFC, the plate discipline of this guy is pathetic

SPATCH
04-24-2012, 06:17 PM
Hudler just pretty much said the same thing

Neat. I'm not really a Hudler-hater.

I've got a sick playlist blaring on spotify right now, though. Not listening to the telecast.

Deberg_1990
04-24-2012, 06:17 PM
No worries guys, I'm sure Alice will tear up the league when we are 20 games out in September.

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:18 PM
Gordon got 2 easy pitches to drive there and didn't do shit.

If he would just stay back, quit trying to pull the ball over the RF fence and maybe go the other way he probably doesn't swing at balls 2 and 3

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:20 PM
I've never seen such piss-poor AB's with the count in the hitter's favor. Hos on 3-0 swings for the fences...then Gordon with bases loaded just can't wait to swing the fucking bat and try to rip the cover off the ball. It's bases laoded and you know the guy is going to throw shit low and sinking..sit back and make him throw the ball down the pipe. Not 1 fucking called strike. Bases loaded and the fuckbag didn't even take a strike

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:20 PM
Hit CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:20 PM
Pussy. That wasn't even close

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:21 PM
Krotchman sure showed him

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 06:25 PM
Sanch-ize!

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:25 PM
Sanchez figures it out on his 80th pitch

alnorth
04-24-2012, 06:26 PM
If he would just stay back, quit trying to pull the ball over the RF fence and maybe go the other way he probably doesn't swing at balls 2 and 3

That didn't look like balls 2 and 3. Looks like Gordon got 2 low-80's easily hittable pitches.

edit:

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/Northjayhawk/GordonAB.jpg

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:29 PM
Maybe we can trade Frenchy to Oakland

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 06:29 PM
WTF happened to last year's Frenchy?

alnorth
04-24-2012, 06:31 PM
Looked at the game right before that AB and saw this:

KC: 1 7 0
CLE: 1 3 0

Sweet. How many LOB's are we up to today?

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:34 PM
Looked at the game right before that AB and saw this:

KC: 1 7 0
CLE: 1 3 0

Sweet. How many LOB's are we up to today?

7 I believe

Correction: 9

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:39 PM
6 walks, good lord

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:41 PM
How did Sanchez ever throw a no hitter

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:41 PM
Himr eady to walk the bases loaded again

Nightfyre
04-24-2012, 06:41 PM
He walked everyone?

ReynardMuldrake
04-24-2012, 06:42 PM
Nice strike zone, ump.

http://i.imgur.com/3rK6b.jpg

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:43 PM
:facepalm: ....something tells me we won't get lucky twice

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:43 PM
ok 7

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:44 PM
Nice strike zone, ump.

http://i.imgur.com/3rK6b.jpg

I can tell you now that's not correct. Ball 2 was in the dirt

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:44 PM
He walked everyone?

11 strikeouts and not one walk

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:45 PM
Ballgame

La literatura
04-24-2012, 06:45 PM
NOOOO

La literatura
04-24-2012, 06:46 PM
NO

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:46 PM
Gee, who would have thunk walking the bases loaded would cost us the lead?

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:46 PM
Just bean hanahan dudes such a db

La literatura
04-24-2012, 06:47 PM
Gee, who would have thunk walking the bases loaded would cost us the lead?

Hey, we got out of it before. I thought we were one of those teams that just find a way to get out of things. I'm surprised.

I'm shocked.

I'm . . .I'm . . .

ReynardMuldrake
04-24-2012, 06:47 PM
I can tell you now that's not correct. Ball 2 was in the dirt

Uh, I mean, nice gamecast, ESPN.

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:48 PM
Ok thats definetly ballgame

BryanBusby
04-24-2012, 06:48 PM
fuckin Royals lol

petegz28
04-24-2012, 06:48 PM
And that's your ballgame, folks

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:48 PM
UN FUCKING BELIEVEABLE

Nightfyre
04-24-2012, 06:48 PM
Throw more meat Sanchez.

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:48 PM
When you walk 17 batters you will lose

I want Melky back

La literatura
04-24-2012, 06:49 PM
Ok thats definetly ballgame

That's a monster to come back from, yeah.

Al Bundy
04-24-2012, 06:49 PM
I want Sanchez to blow his fucking arm out and never pitch again. He is a piece of shit.

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:50 PM
Why don't you tweet some more inspirational quotes tonight you pussy sanchez

alnorth
04-24-2012, 06:50 PM
MLB's new scout feature is unintentionally funny soooo many times.

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/Northjayhawk/SanchezFaith.jpg

Sanchez knows what he's doing and had faith in his catcher? Interesting theory. OK, sure lets go with that.

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 06:50 PM
So.......we got jobbed on the Melky trade. Awesome!

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:51 PM
So.......we got jobbed on the Melky trade. Awesome!

How's Melky doing so far this year. Anyone know?

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:51 PM
No team ever trades pitching....this should've been a red flag

Demonpenz
04-24-2012, 06:53 PM
Melky is having a career year and has been praised because he is bringing the "Yankee" way to the Giants.

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:53 PM
How's Melky doing so far this year. Anyone know?

.814 ops .297 avg 1 hr 7 rbi

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 06:54 PM
No team ever trades pitching....this should've been a red flag

Just give it time. He'll turn it around /Ned

Chocolate Hog
04-24-2012, 06:55 PM
This team isn't bad guys just unlucky

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 06:56 PM
Who, on the current roster, would you plug in Sanchez's place?

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 06:57 PM
Who, on the current roster, would you plug in Sanchez's place?

I think Paulino will come off the disabled list. Or is he already off? I know he was pitching in the minors

siberian khatru
04-24-2012, 06:57 PM
I'm at the point now where I kinda want to see them lose 25 or 30 in a row.

Except I fear that if we reach maximum suckitude, MLB might just contract our ass.

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 06:57 PM
our catcher platoon is pretty ballsy on the base paths

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 06:57 PM
Who, on the current roster, would you plug in Sanchez's place?

Unfortunately you stick with him...and hope he catches fire a few games

Paulino has to go in for Mendoza

Chocolate Hog
04-24-2012, 07:00 PM
I'm at the point now where I kinda want to see them lose 25 or 30 in a row.

Except I fear that if we reach maximum suckitude, MLB might just contract our ass.

Yeah just think if that happens they'd still win as many playoff games as they would now.

Simplicity
04-24-2012, 07:00 PM
http://www.kerrydean.com/pictures/balloon-boy-meme-i-want-to-believe.jpg

... in this team... But I just can't :(

Archie F. Swin
04-24-2012, 07:00 PM
You guys think Collins is a career bullpen guy?

BigMeatballDave
04-24-2012, 07:00 PM
Looks like an even Dozen coming up...

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 07:02 PM
Wow, Ryan leaves in the middle of the broadcast

Canofbier
04-24-2012, 07:05 PM
LOL, Hudler saying that Ryan "at least lasted longer than our starting pitcher".

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 07:05 PM
Man...Collins that was a hell of an effort

Canofbier
04-24-2012, 07:05 PM
Wow, Ryan leaves in the middle of the broadcast

I could tell something was wrong with his voice from the way he sounded.

Al Bundy
04-24-2012, 07:06 PM
Wow, Ryan leaves in the middle of the broadcast

He said "Fuck it... I'm outta here."

petegz28
04-24-2012, 07:07 PM
8 runners LOB....

Chiefspants
04-24-2012, 07:08 PM
For those not listening, can someone let me know what exactly happened with Ryan?

petegz28
04-24-2012, 07:09 PM
For those not listening, can someone let me know what exactly happened with Ryan?

He didn't want to get the Frank White treatment so he just walked out

Canofbier
04-24-2012, 07:09 PM
For those not listening, can someone let me know what exactly happened with Ryan?

His voice sounded off, and after he left they mentioned that he was having tightness in his throat. Some kind of sickness, I'd imagine.

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 07:10 PM
For those not listening, can someone let me know what exactly happened with Ryan?

He said in the pregame that he had some throat problems. Just not sure if I've ever seen an announcer go out in the middle of a game before

petegz28
04-24-2012, 07:10 PM
Anotehr walk..on a bad call

petegz28
04-24-2012, 07:11 PM
Ump giving Collins the squeeze

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 07:11 PM
This ump can fuck off

Demonpenz
04-24-2012, 07:13 PM
bust a nut!

Shogun
04-24-2012, 07:13 PM
quintero gets hit in the balls too often

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 07:13 PM
OHH FUCK, now the Royals know how us fans feel

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 07:16 PM
Escobar saves the day

Shogun
04-24-2012, 07:17 PM
I love Escobar, he deserves better

lewdog
04-24-2012, 07:19 PM
I picked up Tomlin to pitch for my fantasy team tomorrow.

gblowfish
04-24-2012, 07:20 PM
HI Guys!

Miss me???

Deberg_1990
04-24-2012, 07:22 PM
HI Guys!

Miss me???

Glass has some wonderful suites available for you to see.

gblowfish
04-24-2012, 07:23 PM
I turned on the game, Alice flied out, one of my cats hacked up a furball.

How many have we stranded so far?

Sure-Oz
04-24-2012, 07:24 PM
Oh he only throws about 88 but that LATE LIFE baffles the batters.


FuCKING CLOWNS

Al Bundy
04-24-2012, 07:24 PM
Ok.. the kid in the white hat on that foul ball had a fucking bong in his hand.

BryanBusby
04-24-2012, 07:24 PM
Can this team move to LA instead of the Vikings?

gblowfish
04-24-2012, 07:25 PM
Seriously, you think we should send Alice down when Cain comes back on Friday?
Might wake his overpaid ass up if we make him do a couple weeks in Omaha. He's certainly not helping the ballclub here. His offense is not being covered by his defense.

Chocolate Hog
04-24-2012, 07:31 PM
But guys some yahoo thing has them ranked as the 7th best team!

Nightfyre
04-24-2012, 07:31 PM
That changeup hooked like a curveball.

Deberg_1990
04-24-2012, 07:32 PM
Can this team move to LA instead of the Vikings?

MLB should just do everyone a favor and contract this sorry AA franchise.

gblowfish
04-24-2012, 07:32 PM
Hannahan gives him a horse hyde enema....

Chocolate Hog
04-24-2012, 07:35 PM
MLB should just do everyone a favor and contract this sorry AA franchise.

No shit. Anyone who spends money on this team is an idiot until Glass sells the team. With a renovated stadium the team is pretty much locked in for awhile now is the time to send a message to Glass.

Deberg_1990
04-24-2012, 07:35 PM
Billy swings for the warning track and whiffs

lewdog
04-24-2012, 07:37 PM
Anyone who spends money on this team is an idiot

Same could be said for the Chiefs.

gblowfish
04-24-2012, 07:38 PM
It would be hilarious if they kept losing so much that Hud finally screams "FUCK THIS!" and leaps to his death from the broadcast booth.

gblowfish
04-24-2012, 07:39 PM
Yo....Vinny Pestano..... hey how YOU doin????

RockChalk
04-24-2012, 07:43 PM
Alright Frenchy, way to advance the runner. Now Moose should bunt Hoz over. We need that 2nd run!

petegz28
04-24-2012, 07:46 PM
RISP with less than 2 out....and CHOKE!

gblowfish
04-24-2012, 07:46 PM
Humberto ElSucko.
Is there nobody on this team who can deliver a clutch hit?

KCUnited
04-24-2012, 07:46 PM
Fuck you Sobrero.

kstater
04-24-2012, 07:46 PM
MITCH

Shogun
04-24-2012, 07:46 PM
MAIER

petegz28
04-24-2012, 07:47 PM
WTF did he hold MOOSE?!?!?!?! JFC NOW OUR COACHING IS SHITTING THEIR PANTS!

stonedstooge
04-24-2012, 07:47 PM
How did Moose not score on that?

Stanley Nickels
04-24-2012, 07:47 PM
Why hold Moose???

lewdog
04-24-2012, 07:47 PM
Thought Moose could have made that!

gblowfish
04-24-2012, 07:47 PM
They should walk Esky to get to Getz.

petegz28
04-24-2012, 07:47 PM
Moose could have walked home....god damn it mother fucker!

thurman merman
04-24-2012, 07:47 PM
How do you not send the runner home in that situation? Even the base coaches are retarded on this team.

lewdog
04-24-2012, 07:47 PM
We get a hit with runners on and hold him! Fuck this is insane shit everywhere.

petegz28
04-24-2012, 07:48 PM
He was on 3rd and the ball was still in the corner of RF!

Stanley Nickels
04-24-2012, 07:48 PM
Anybody else just yell "WHY???" at their TV?

KCUnited
04-24-2012, 07:48 PM
We're waiting to steal home.

lewdog
04-24-2012, 07:49 PM
He was on 3rd and the ball was still in the corner of RF!

:banghead: Jesus how could he not see that, even the RF was trotting to the ball like he wanted us to score!