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Rain Man
04-25-2012, 01:02 PM
The rules: we have to put together the all-time best team where every player has been arrested for drugs, suspended for drugs, or had some other issue with drugs. For the purposes of this exercise, let's give preference to hard drugs and marijuana, but feel free to propose alcohol people in case we need them.

Let's see if we can fill out a 53-man roster.

Starting out...

HB - Mercury Morris, Ricky Williams, Bam Morris, Onterrio Smith, Lawrence Phillips
FB
QB - Brett Favre, Joe Namath, Michael Vick, Todd Marinovich, Ryan Leaf
WR - Randy Moss, Irving Fryar, Jerome Simpson
WR - Michael Irvin, Dwayne Bowe, David Boston, Sam Hurd
TE - Fred Davis
T - Trent Williams, Kevin Allen
T - Tony Mandarich
G - Nate Newton
G - Mark Bell
C
K - Sebastian Janikowski
P
KR/PR - Tamarick Vanover
FS
SS - Rodney Harrison
CB - Dale Carter
CB
OLB - Lawrence Taylor, DJ Williams
OLB - Shawne Merriman, Bill Romanowski, Hollywood Henderson
MLB - Brian Cushing
DE - Jared Allen, Lyle Alzado
DE - Dexter Manley, Mike Bell
DT - Warren Sapp, Pat Williams
DT - Kevin Williams, Johnny Jolly

Updated through post 62. I'm adding to the roster now, and we'll make cuts at various positions to get down to 53. I'm tempted to leave out the diet pill people like Bowe and the Williams wall if we get enough others.

Pitt Gorilla
04-25-2012, 01:03 PM
Do roids count? If so, lock in Tony Mandarich.

buddha
04-25-2012, 01:04 PM
HB - Mercury Morris
QB - Ryan Leaf

Brock
04-25-2012, 01:04 PM
Take off Randy Moss, put on Irving Fryar.

Sfeihc
04-25-2012, 01:04 PM
WR-D. Bowe

Pitt Gorilla
04-25-2012, 01:04 PM
Todd Marinovich & Grape Drank Russel at QB.

Chiefnj2
04-25-2012, 01:05 PM
OLB - Lawrence Taylor

rageeumr
04-25-2012, 01:05 PM
Ryan Leaf.

More serious nomination: Jamal Lewis

Inmem58
04-25-2012, 01:06 PM
Wasn't Ricky Williams a pot head?

-King-
04-25-2012, 01:06 PM
Lawrence taylor
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rageeumr
04-25-2012, 01:06 PM
Also, kicker has to be Seabass.

Pitt Gorilla
04-25-2012, 01:07 PM
Barret Robbins - C

I'm going to get as many Raiders as possible on this thing.

buddha
04-25-2012, 01:08 PM
Wasn't Ricky Williams a pot head?

Why did you put that in the past tense? :thumb:

Pitt Gorilla
04-25-2012, 01:08 PM
DJ Williams - roids

Inmem58
04-25-2012, 01:08 PM
Why did you put that in the past tense? :thumb:

Good point, my bad.

lewdog
04-25-2012, 01:08 PM
Returner- Tamarick Vanover

Pitt Gorilla
04-25-2012, 01:09 PM
Returner- Tamarick VanoverBong Morris -RB

Chiefnj2
04-25-2012, 01:09 PM
The entire 1978/1979 Steelers offensive line.

Chief Roundup
04-25-2012, 01:10 PM
RB has to be Ricky Williams.

Rain Man
04-25-2012, 01:10 PM
Do roids count? If so, lock in Tony Mandarich.

Ehhhh, why not? If a more hardcore druggie comes along we can make Tony a backup. You know, like in real life.

Brock
04-25-2012, 01:11 PM
QB - Britfar

Thig Lyfe
04-25-2012, 01:11 PM
Brett Favre at QB, duh.

seclark
04-25-2012, 01:12 PM
we're going to need more than one team.

Chief Roundup
04-25-2012, 01:12 PM
QB Joe Namath If you count alcohol. Which is just as bad or worse than others.

Chief Roundup
04-25-2012, 01:13 PM
OLB - Lawrence Taylor

this guy too.

Thig Lyfe
04-25-2012, 01:13 PM
Ray Lewis was addicted to murder, does that count?

ChiefRocka
04-25-2012, 01:20 PM
Remove D. Bowe and replace with Sam Hurd

Bump
04-25-2012, 01:22 PM
Mercury Morris
Dale Carter
Lawrence Taylor

ElGringo
04-25-2012, 01:29 PM
Surprisingly, Roidman Merriman not on that list yet.

lewdog
04-25-2012, 01:32 PM
Another WR----David Boston for roiding

Deberg_1990
04-25-2012, 01:34 PM
CB: Didnt Dale Carter get busted for drugs?

Thig Lyfe
04-25-2012, 01:36 PM
Tony Gonzalez is addicted to fresh, healthy Mexican cuisine!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LTVFjmt5q2A/TNxbsSCA55I/AAAAAAAAAJc/yEcjwSvt0lE/s1600/baja_20fresh_20logo.jpg

Thig Lyfe
04-25-2012, 01:37 PM
For reals though, Aaron Hernandez smoked dat weed in college.

vailpass
04-25-2012, 01:38 PM
Do roids count? If so, lock in 3/4 of the NFL starting from the 1970's until now.

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mcaj22
04-25-2012, 01:46 PM
if sex is considered a drug we can put Anotnio Cromartie on the list he has about 300 kids

also just throw Janious Jenkins on the list now that dude will never stop smoking

vailpass
04-25-2012, 01:50 PM
if sex is considered a drug we can put Anotnio Cromartie on the list he has about 300 kids

also just throw Janious Jenkins on the list now that dude will never stop smoking

You see where Cromartie's wife is pregnant again?
With TWINS.

Bump
04-25-2012, 02:11 PM
what the hell did D Bowe do?

Chiefnj2
04-25-2012, 02:11 PM
Brian Cushing

gblowfish
04-25-2012, 02:11 PM
Defensive end: Mike Bell. The Feds pulled him out of a team meeting. Nose tackle could be Bill Maas. Bong Morris could be moved to fullback. Lawrence Taylor at LB, for sure. He's a multiple time offender.

Do punters do drugs? Why would they???

Bump
04-25-2012, 02:11 PM
Jared Allen for all those DUI's

gblowfish
04-25-2012, 02:13 PM
Sam Hurd of the Bears was dealing while he was playing:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/12/15/report-hurds-drug-clients-included-many-nfl-players/

Bump
04-25-2012, 02:14 PM
don't forget the Secretary of Defense, Dexter Manley. (d-line)

Chiefnj2
04-25-2012, 02:14 PM
Kevin Allen, T, Philadelphia Eagles (1985)
Koren Robinson and Tommy Vardell were a couple of lemons at this pick, but Allen was the worst. He played one NFL season (poorly). Then he tested positive for cocaine when he reported to Eagles training camp in 1986, spent nearly three years in prison for sexual assault and was eventually banned from the NFL. And you can't mention him without the zinger from former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan, who said Allen was a good player to have around "if you want someone to stand around and kill the grass."

Bump
04-25-2012, 02:16 PM
Sebastian Janikowski

Bump
04-25-2012, 02:17 PM
Michael Vick - caught with weed at an airport. I dont think weed should really count, but whatev

CanadaKC
04-25-2012, 02:21 PM
Todd Marinovich trumps all the QBs

Pawnmower
04-25-2012, 02:23 PM
Todd Marijuanavich for special teams, on placekicking team as the ball handler

Pawnmower
04-25-2012, 02:24 PM
Todd Marinovich trumps all the QBs

holy same thought at the same time, batman!

Chiefnj2
04-25-2012, 02:26 PM
Vikings RB Onterrio Smith takes the cake for getting caught with the Whizzinator.

ChiefsNow
04-25-2012, 02:38 PM
Lawrence Phillips

Thig Lyfe
04-25-2012, 02:40 PM
Let's keep in mind that this is a team of the druggies who were also good at football, not just the druggiest druggies. OK???

Detoxing
04-25-2012, 02:40 PM
Uh...why is Bowe on the list? He took a freaking placebo pill FFS.

I'm sure you can find a LOT more WR's to put on this list other than Bowe.

chiefsflow
04-25-2012, 02:44 PM
haha this thread is awesome! Was just thinking about this the other day.

swayy07
04-25-2012, 02:49 PM
no sam hurd? the man was running a drug ring FFS:spock:

Thig Lyfe
04-25-2012, 03:05 PM
no sam hurd? the man was running a drug ring FFS:spock:

Yeah but is he really that good of a WR? We're judging by talent, not severity of drug-related issue.

Deberg_1990
04-25-2012, 03:05 PM
holy same thought at the same time, batman!

Todd Marinovich trumps all the QBs

The question was for "All Time Best" players who got busted.

Inmem58
04-25-2012, 03:08 PM
Sam Hurd?

Thig Lyfe
04-25-2012, 03:12 PM
Sam Hurd?

http://i.imgur.com/YF5wH.gif

Mojo Jojo
04-25-2012, 03:16 PM
DE - Mike Bell
G - Mark Bell

threebag02
04-25-2012, 03:20 PM
DE - Mike Bell
G - Mark Bell

Yep the Bell Brothers

Demonpenz
04-25-2012, 03:30 PM
Romanwski

Paperboy405
04-25-2012, 04:09 PM
Jerome Simpson
Trent Williams
Fred Davis
John Jolly loves the purple drank

Paperboy405
04-25-2012, 11:17 PM
Todd Sauerbrun-roids

pr_capone
04-25-2012, 11:40 PM
FB - Stanley Wilson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Wilson_(running_back)


Drug problems

Primarily used as a fullback, Wilson's career was marred by two suspensions for use of cocaine, which is banned by the NFL. He was forced to sit out the 1985 and 1987 seasons as a consequence (and later banned for life).

RippedmyFlesh
04-26-2012, 12:22 AM
FB - Stanley Wilson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Wilson_(running_back)


And missing a sb because of it has to be the biggest f.up ever because of drugs.

SNR
04-26-2012, 12:23 AM
Jamarcus Russell.

Purple drank.

Easy 6
04-26-2012, 12:59 AM
At center, Bruce Matthews, to play as long as he did, he was addicted to something.

Longrun Chief
04-26-2012, 01:19 AM
the NFL is THE pharmaceutical sports circuit. the whole fucking league is on drugs!!!

L.A. Chieffan
04-26-2012, 08:08 AM
Barret Robbins - C

I'm going to get as many Raiders as possible on this thing.

When i saw that center still had a open roster spot i couldn't believe it.