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Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:23 PM
These really gave me a more youthful looking face. Had to share. Great tunes in the video too!!!!

SFW



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KCrockaholic
04-26-2012, 12:24 PM
K, thanks.

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:28 PM
look, i don't care, take turns bashing me, you can say, 'why are you posting this on a football site?' and other stuff like that. But I mean it, if this helps only one CP'er with their complexion, it's worth it.

Fish
04-26-2012, 12:30 PM
Stop touching your face with your grubby hands...

Bewbies
04-26-2012, 12:30 PM
You use those on yourself? They look like torture tools...

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:30 PM
this thread will never make it on draft-day!!!! I should have........... never mind

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:31 PM
You use those on yourself? They look like torture tools...

Only the paddle w/holes - I only paddle myself.

QuikSsurfer
04-26-2012, 12:33 PM
These are professional dermatologist tools... These things look like weapons -- how the hell do you use this?

http://www.venusworldwide.com/images/facial%20tool.jpg

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:33 PM
Girls look at things like pores. You may be amazed at what resides in your face.

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:34 PM
These are professional dermatologist tools... These things look like weapons -- how the hell do you use this?

http://www.venusworldwide.com/images/facial%20tool.jpg

I only use the paddle with holes, I paddle myself twice per week.

Frosty
04-26-2012, 12:35 PM
These are professional dermatologist tools... These things look like weapons -- how the hell do you use this?

http://www.venusworldwide.com/images/facial%20tool.jpg

They stab the zit down to the core with the pointy thing and then pop the core out with the looped tool.

Brock
04-26-2012, 12:36 PM
Girls look at things like pores. You may be amazed at what resides in your face.

LMAO

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:37 PM
They sell this paddle at the beauty supply, my uhh. ....girlfriend bought me one.

QuikSsurfer
04-26-2012, 12:37 PM
They stab the zit down to the core with the pointy thing and then pop the core out with the looped tool.

blackhead right? not pimple..

But yeah I can make sense of that method.

Been using Purpose Gentle Cleansing wash for over a decade - complexion is great but I'll see a blackhead or two on my nose from time to time. I'd like to see a video of this being used.

Fish
04-26-2012, 12:38 PM
Girls look at things like pores. You may be amazed at what resides in your face.

Not any girls I'd be interested in. If my "complexion" is going to be a deal breaker, requiring me to buy torture tools, then LOLBye....

seclark
04-26-2012, 12:38 PM
nice of you to start this thread at fucking lunch time, sr.
i should have told the waitress to hold the mayo.
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Frosty
04-26-2012, 12:39 PM
blackhead right? not pimple..

But yeah I can make sense of that method.

Been using Purpose Gentle Cleansing wash for over a decade - complexion is great but I'll see a blackhead or two on my nose from time to time. I'd like to see a video of this being used.

Pimple.

It hurts like a motherfucker.

ChiefRocka
04-26-2012, 12:40 PM
We "have to take it serious" to have "a more youthful face"


bwahahahaha

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:40 PM
Not any girls I'd be interested in. If my "complexion" is going to be a deal breaker, requiring me to buy torture tools, then LOLBye....

just paddle yourself bud

Fish
04-26-2012, 12:40 PM
just paddle yourself bud

Twice already today...

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:41 PM
nice of you to start this thread at ****ing lunch time, sr.
i should have told the waitress to hold the mayo.
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chalk yourself up for one more clogged more, should you've ordered it w/ mayo. You may want to ride by the Walgreens and get one, tonight, seclark!

QuikSsurfer
04-26-2012, 12:42 PM
Pimple.

It hurts like a motherfucker.

Fuuuuuuuu, I bet it does... and messy

Frosty
04-26-2012, 12:43 PM
... and messy

I bet it makes the dermatologist question his career choice sometimes. LMAO

QuikSsurfer
04-26-2012, 12:45 PM
I bet it makes the dermatologist question his career choice sometimes. LMAO

Good lord... this shit looks super painful...

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Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:46 PM
do you think Drew Brees would be walking around, all irresponsible w/ clogged pores on his face? NO!!!!!!!

Frosty
04-26-2012, 12:47 PM
Good lord... this shit looks super painful...

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It is.

And I'm not watching that video. LMAO

SNR
04-26-2012, 12:48 PM
How do those tools work? Is there a demonstration video?

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:49 PM
Dammit to hell! I should've only included the paddle in the OP - my bad

Frosty
04-26-2012, 12:50 PM
Good lord... this shit looks super painful...

BTW, is it gross that I'm eating greek yogurt for lunch while reading this thread?



:p

SNR
04-26-2012, 12:57 PM
It is.

And I'm not watching that video. LMAOI just watched it. The big honkin' zit was pretty gross. The dermatologist talked about "milking" the zit, and then mentioned that she couldn't get everything out with the mechanical tools.

Then she went and used the vacuum. For some reason that part made me giggle

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:58 PM
BTW, is it gross that I'm eating greek yogurt for lunch while reading this thread?



:p

No, I've used greek yogurt for a dry forehead before. It's great!

Fish
04-26-2012, 12:59 PM
Good lord... this shit looks super painful...

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LOL... first thing she says.... "Don't try this at home!! You cannot do these procedures yourself. You'll make it worse."

This thread is a trick!

Frosty
04-26-2012, 01:00 PM
I just watched it. The big honkin' zit was pretty gross. The dermatologist talked about "milking" the zit, and then mentioned that she couldn't get everything out with the mechanical tools.

Then she went and used the vacuum. For some reason that part made me giggle

They put a dry ice mix on the skin before they do it, which supposed to both deaden the skin and dry it out but it still hurts when they milk it. The vacuum must be a new development.

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 01:04 PM
Admittedly - It's an odd thread, but I'll be walking around all draft-day with radiant facial skin.

rageeumr
04-26-2012, 01:08 PM
I've got generally decent skin, but my nose is COVERED in blackheads. You really can't see them unless you get up close, but they cover most of my nose. It takes me a long time to clear them all out and then wash, so I gave up long ago.

What do you recommend for me, SR?

Thig Lyfe
04-26-2012, 01:10 PM
Remove blackheads? That's racist.

DaKCMan AP
04-26-2012, 01:11 PM
Iím the fuckin man, you donít get it do ya?
Type of money everybody acting like they knew ya
Go Uptown, New York City Biiitch
Some Spanish girls love me like Iím Aventura
Tell Uncle Luke Iím out in Miami too
Clubbing hard, Fuckiní women ainít much to do
Wrist blang, got a condo up in Biscayne
Still getting brain from a thang, ainít shit changed
How you feel? how you feel? how you feel?
Twenty five sittiní on 25 mil uhh

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 01:13 PM
I've got generally decent skin, but my nose is COVERED in blackheads. You really can't see them unless you get up close, but they cover most of my nose. It takes me a long time to clear them all out and then wash, so I gave up long ago.

What do you recommend for me, SR?

paddle yourself daily. It's the only way!

Fish
04-26-2012, 01:22 PM
Remove blackheads? That's racist.

This isn't the Joel Ward thread.....?

Sofa King
04-26-2012, 01:23 PM
Good lord... this shit looks super painful...

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I can't believe i clicked on that.

DMAC
04-26-2012, 01:26 PM
This is the future. Don't they just makes stickers you can put on your nose and such to unclog your pores?

QuikSsurfer
04-26-2012, 02:20 PM
BTW, is it gross that I'm eating greek yogurt for lunch while reading this thread?



:p

lol... yeah, that's disgusting.

QuikSsurfer
04-26-2012, 02:21 PM
LOL... first thing she says.... "Don't try this at home!! You cannot do these procedures yourself. You'll make it worse."

This thread is a trick!

LMAO

Frosty
04-26-2012, 02:22 PM
lol... yeah, that's disgusting.

It wasn't very either. Oikos brand or something. I'm sticking with Fage.

oh - and not reading pimple threads during lunch.

Stewie
04-26-2012, 02:24 PM
Endorsed by Norv Turner and Seal.

Braincase
04-26-2012, 02:27 PM
"Dead Ringers 2 - Skin Jobs"

Otter
04-26-2012, 02:28 PM
I'm not watching that. My friend Joe posted a video of a zit being popped on Facebook and I'm still not over it. I'm aware, just don't need to see it.

Pushead2
04-26-2012, 02:41 PM
I can't believe i clicked on that.

this

Pushead2
04-26-2012, 02:43 PM
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Frosty
04-26-2012, 02:47 PM
this

Says the guy with the username of pus head.

Pushead2
04-26-2012, 02:50 PM
Says the guy with the username of pus head.

:)http://cdn.hypebeast.com/image/2006/12/pushead-neighborhood-2.jpg

QuikSsurfer
04-26-2012, 03:30 PM
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Nope... not gonna do it.

Fish
04-26-2012, 03:32 PM
Nope... not gonna do it.

Cottage cheese fountain....

There you go, you don't have to watch.

SNR
04-26-2012, 03:33 PM
Got my zits removed professionally from a dermatologist with a vacuum and extraction tools.

Got my colon all washed out with an enema.

Just took a poop and checked the stool guide. It's a Type 4.

I'm ready to take on the world!

QuikSsurfer
04-26-2012, 03:34 PM
Cottage cheese fountain....

There you go, you don't have to watch.

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Discuss Thrower
04-26-2012, 03:35 PM
I don't get how much of that stuff can sit under the skin like that. Blows my fucking mind.

That and I wish I could get paid to remove zits. It doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Frazod
04-26-2012, 03:36 PM
These are professional dermatologist tools... These things look like weapons -- how the hell do you use this?

http://www.venusworldwide.com/images/facial%20tool.jpg

Same way you'd use a paperclip and sewing needle, except you get to spend a bunch of money.

the Talking Can
04-26-2012, 03:40 PM
These are professional dermatologist tools... These things look like weapons -- how the hell do you use this?

http://www.venusworldwide.com/images/facial%20tool.jpg

pretty sure that's for carving a vagina, which is step 2 of this process

Otter
04-26-2012, 03:42 PM
look, i don't care, take turns bashing me, you can say, 'why are you posting this on a football site?' and other stuff like that. But I mean it, if this helps only one CP'er with their complexion, it's worth it.

The only time I've ever seen anything like that is when dudes were on steroids and their body is out of control not knowing what direction to grow in or out or whatever.

That's some nasty ass shit man. I've seen less gross staph infections.

Donger
04-26-2012, 03:44 PM
I thought that is what Shop Vacs are for. I make sure that I use the "liquid" setup, though.

Inspector
04-26-2012, 03:47 PM
Every once in awhile I run across something that actually makes me glad I'm old.

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 09:52 PM
did anyone make the move, anyone paddle themselves?

Lumpy
04-26-2012, 10:07 PM
:eek: Damn, SR, that sounds painful.

This is what I use...
Biore Deep Cleansing Pore Strips, (for blackhead removal), then Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque, (to help shrink enlarged pores). Works like a charm! :thumb:

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 10:17 PM
:eek: Damn, SR, that sounds painful.

This is what I use...
Biore Deep Cleansing Pore Strips, (for blackhead removal), then Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque, (to help shrink enlarged pores). Works like a charm! :thumb:

i've used it, the mint one yes.

GoHuge
04-26-2012, 11:13 PM
Good lord... this shit looks super painful...

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gsWkHxVKgBg?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>That bitch has got much bigger problems than some pimples.........you see the man-like facial hair she's rockin?

Oh and SR starting this thread makes you *****The Official CP Phag*****

Congrats! :p