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milkman
04-26-2012, 09:52 PM
Need to learn the difference between "dominate" and "dominant".

Fucking morons.

Thig Lyfe
04-26-2012, 09:53 PM
Poe is dominate and will definitely dominant this season.

KurtCobain
04-26-2012, 09:53 PM
Go bump some Nelly

Mr_Tomahawk
04-26-2012, 09:54 PM
Oz.

CHENZ A!
04-26-2012, 09:54 PM
I think are defence can be dominate to.

KurtCobain
04-26-2012, 09:56 PM
Loved thig dominanting that skeleton.

Okie_Apparition
04-26-2012, 09:56 PM
Thigrific

okcchief
04-26-2012, 09:58 PM
My asshole has been dominated.

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 09:59 PM
this is a GRRRREAT thread idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psyko Tek
04-26-2012, 10:07 PM
Dom dom dom dom dom
Dom be dooby
Dom dom dom dom dom
Dom be dooby
Dom dom dom dom dom
Dom be dooby dom
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-26-2012, 10:11 PM
ABDOMINATE SNOWMAN

http://www.droidsharkpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/matterhorn_yeti083111.jpeg

Count Zarth
04-26-2012, 10:12 PM
Romeo Crennel dominates the line at Gates BBQ.

CHENZ A!
04-26-2012, 10:16 PM
ABDOMINATE SNOWMAN

LMAO

GoHuge
04-26-2012, 10:23 PM
Yeah Milkman love the grammar police threads. :lame:

Surprised to hear it coming from you.............especially after seeing years of your outstanding command of language!!

nstygma
04-26-2012, 10:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3wSp9.jpg
"the defensa line adds a domanit player" -rich baldinger

rockymtnchief
04-26-2012, 10:27 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WCM8Ja-uBss/TiUCo91tmWI/AAAAAAAAURo/YPHcp1tqioU/s1600/Miky-Wolf-Spots-Boss-of-Dominatrix-e11333136.jpg

milkman
04-26-2012, 10:36 PM
Yeah Milkman love the grammar police threads. :lame:

Surprised to hear it coming from you.............especially after seeing years of your outstanding command of language!!

Please, show me some example of words that I've misused.

KILLER_CLOWN
04-26-2012, 10:39 PM
Your probubly locking fore a coleman insa Cannery.

beach tribe
04-26-2012, 11:12 PM
I was just about to say something about this, but I thought too many people had miss-spelled it for it to have been an accident.

The Dawg
04-26-2012, 11:21 PM
Yeah Milkman love the grammar police threads. :lame:

Surprised to hear it coming from you.............especially after seeing years of your outstanding command of language!!

LMAO

JOhn
04-27-2012, 12:28 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WCM8Ja-uBss/TiUCo91tmWI/AAAAAAAAURo/YPHcp1tqioU/s1600/Miky-Wolf-Spots-Boss-of-Dominatrix-e11333136.jpg

:hail:

ChiefsNow
04-27-2012, 03:45 AM
Please, show me some example of words that I've misused.

You misused domninate.

Hog Farmer
04-27-2012, 06:56 AM
LMAOLMAOLMAO

I think Milk might be my favorite poster.

Fucking morons !

LMAOLMAOLMAO

boogblaster
04-27-2012, 07:47 AM
i dont like being called a mormon ....

crazycoffey
04-27-2012, 07:50 AM
Please, show me some example of words that I've misused.

that, don't need it in your sentence.....

crazycoffey
04-27-2012, 07:51 AM
With one it's something about who ate at the Domin and the other is a story about an Ant from a little fantasy city called Domin.

htismaqe
04-27-2012, 08:14 AM
Please, show me some example of words that I've misused.

There's no need for a comma after the word "please". :evil:

Donger
04-27-2012, 09:52 AM
Need to learn the difference between "dominate" and "dominant".

****ing morons.

Yeah, that's pretty unconsciousable.

Donger
04-27-2012, 09:54 AM
Need to learn the difference between "dominate" and "dominant".

****ing morons.

Oh, and the period bolded above should be inside the quotation mark, FYI.

King_Chief_Fan
04-27-2012, 11:35 AM
Yeah, that's pretty unconsciousable.

LMAO I see what you did there

KCtotheSB
04-27-2012, 11:40 AM
I dominate at masturbate...........tion.

King_Chief_Fan
04-27-2012, 11:42 AM
I dominate at masturbate...........tion.

are you left or right hand dominant?

or is it do you dominate with your right or left hand?

Deberg_1990
04-27-2012, 11:48 AM
Need to learn the difference between "dominate" and "dominant".

Fucking morons.

Cool thread bro.

The day I let something as insignificant as this upset me, is the day I know it will be my time to leave CP
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Bacon Cheeseburger
04-27-2012, 11:51 AM
Oh, and the period bolded above should be inside the quotation mark, FYI.
While you're correct, I think that is one of the dumbest grammar rules there is. IMO the only time the period should be inside the quotation marks is when a complete sentence is quoted.

milkman
04-27-2012, 11:54 AM
that, don't need it in your sentence.....

Where's the word I misused?

milkman
04-27-2012, 11:56 AM
Cool thread bro.

The day I let something as insignificant as this upset me, is the day I know it will be my time to leave CP
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Why don't you just leave CP forever now?

You won't be missed.

Deberg_1990
04-27-2012, 12:26 PM
Why don't you just leave CP forever now?

You won't be missed.


When u leave forever, then so will I.
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Munson
04-27-2012, 12:29 PM
Need to learn the difference between "dominate" and "dominant".

****ing morons.

You spelled it wrong!

The proper CP spelling is "morans."LMAO

Donger
04-27-2012, 12:33 PM
While you're correct, I think that is one of the dumbest grammar rules there is. IMO the only time the period should be inside the quotation marks is when a complete sentence is quoted.

Your displeasure is noted and summarily dismissed.

J Diddy
04-27-2012, 12:37 PM
Your displeasure is noted and summarily dismissed.

LMAO

crazycoffey
04-27-2012, 12:38 PM
Where's the word I misused?


read your sentence your way, then read it without "that"
"that" is an often misused word.

milkman
04-27-2012, 12:47 PM
read your sentence your way, then read it without "that"
"that" is an often misused word.

"that" may or may not be necessary, but it is not misused.

ChiefRocka
04-27-2012, 12:49 PM
Flexing your Internet muscles is sexy, do it again.

crazycoffey
04-27-2012, 12:49 PM
"that" may or may not be necessary, but it is not misused.

please explain to me the difference between misuse and not necessary

milkman
04-27-2012, 12:58 PM
please explain to me the difference between misuse and not necessary

Using "dominate", when the correct word is "dominant".

Using "elude", when the correct word is "allude".

Using "there", when the correct word is "thier".

And, yes Donger, I know that the commas and periods are supposed to be inside the quotes.

However that rule was put into place because of printing and displacement.

That was not the rule prior to printers, and the British still continue to place the punctuation outside the quote.

And just why, you may ask, do they belong there? Well, it seems to be the result of historical accident. When type was handset, a period or comma outside of quotation marks at the end of a sentence tended to get knocked out of position, so the printers tucked the little devils inside the quotation marks to keep them safe and out of trouble. But apparently only American printers were more attached to convenience than logic, since British printers continued to risk the misalignment of their periods and commas.

http://grammartips.homestead.com/inside.html

gblowfish
04-27-2012, 01:03 PM
Syrup or Jelly?

crazycoffey
04-27-2012, 01:07 PM
Using "dominate", when the correct word is "dominant".

Using "elude", when the correct word is "allude".

Using "there", when the correct word is "thier".




But that just seems ignorant and uneducated. Not misused, used wrongly or not needed.

milkman
04-27-2012, 01:11 PM
But that just seems ignorant and uneducated. Not misused, used wrongly or not needed.

Okay.

Whatever.

The original point was, and still is, that a player is not a "dominate" player.

He's a "dominant" player.

Donger
04-27-2012, 01:19 PM
Using "there", when the correct word is "thier".

LMAO and LMAO

And, yes Donger, I know that the commas and periods are supposed to be inside the quotes.

However that rule was put into place because of printing and displacement.

That was not the rule prior to printers, and the British still continue to place the punctuation outside the quote.

And just why, you may ask, do they belong there? Well, it seems to be the result of historical accident. When type was handset, a period or comma outside of quotation marks at the end of a sentence tended to get knocked out of position, so the printers tucked the little devils inside the quotation marks to keep them safe and out of trouble. But apparently only American printers were more attached to convenience than logic, since British printers continued to risk the misalignment of their periods and commas.

http://grammartips.homestead.com/inside.html

Are you British?

milkman
04-27-2012, 01:25 PM
LMAO and LMAO



Are you British?

No.

But since I slept through high school, and didn't learn proper punctuation, as developed by some happy fucking accident of printing, I use logic in placing punctuation.

milkman
04-27-2012, 01:27 PM
Oh, and sorry, my bad.

I made a typo.

Ceej
04-27-2012, 01:28 PM
:( :(


Sniff, sniff.

GoHuge
04-27-2012, 01:32 PM
Using "dominate", when the correct word is "dominant".

Using "elude", when the correct word is "allude".

Using "there", when the correct word is "thier".

Do the grammar police not care about spelling? Does this qualify as "word misuse" to you?

Grammar police always end up looking like the idiots. Demanding perfection while not being able to deliver it themselves..........love it! :thumb:

HemiEd
04-27-2012, 01:46 PM
Okay.

Whatever.

The original point was, and still is, that a player is not a "dominate" player.

He's a "dominant" player.

Are you talking about Poe? This is good news coming from you!

milkman
04-27-2012, 01:47 PM
Do the grammar police not care about spelling? Does this qualify as "word misuse" to you?

Grammar police always end up looking like the idiots. Demanding perfection while not being able to deliver it themselves..........love it! :thumb:

There's a big difference between a typo and using the wrong word, you fucking dumbass.

I challenge you, again, go find an example of a word that I used incorrectly.

And, no, I'm not perfect, you useless prick.

But I do know the difference between simple fucking words.

crazycoffey
04-27-2012, 01:51 PM
There's a big difference between a typo and using the wrong word, you fucking dumbass.

I challenge you, again, go find an example of a word that I used incorrectly.

And, no, I'm not perfect, you useless prick.

But I do know the difference between simple fucking words.


still don't need "that"

:Poke:

Donger
04-27-2012, 01:54 PM
There's a big difference between a typo and using the wrong word, you ****ing dumbass.

I challenge you, again, go find an example of a word which I used incorrectly.

FYP

Donger
04-27-2012, 01:54 PM
still don't need "that"

:Poke:

LMAO

milkman
04-27-2012, 01:55 PM
still don't need "that"

:Poke:

Did I use an incorrect word, by definition, or just an unneccesary word?

Donger
04-27-2012, 01:55 PM
Did I use an incorrect word, by definition, or just an unneccesary [sic] word?

Yes.

LiveSteam
04-27-2012, 01:56 PM
Great balls of fire!

The Dawg
04-27-2012, 01:58 PM
AIDS TREE!

milkman
04-27-2012, 02:00 PM
Yes.

Bullshit.

You're a fucking lying sack of shit.

The Dawg
04-27-2012, 02:01 PM
Rage

Donger
04-27-2012, 02:03 PM
Bullshit.

You're a ****ing lying sack of shit.

No, it really is both. There are grammatically-correct usages of "that" and "which." And, the "that" which you incorrectly used above is indeed extraneous.

milkman
04-27-2012, 02:09 PM
No, it really is both. There are grammatically-correct usages of "that" and "which." And, the "that" which you incorrectly used above is indeed extraneous.

It's extraneous.

Extraneous is simply unnecessary.

By it's definition, it is not incorrect.

chiefs2012
04-27-2012, 02:10 PM
It's extraneous.

Extraneous is simply unnecessary.

By it's definition, it is not incorrect.

it's definition? WTF :doh!:

Donger
04-27-2012, 02:12 PM
It's extraneous.

Extraneous is simply unnecessary.

By it's definition, it is not incorrect.

You are correct. I incorrectly thought you were the person who brought up unnecessary as well.

By the way, your use of the apostrophe above is incorrect.

milkman
04-27-2012, 02:13 PM
it's definition? WTF :doh!:

You are a little fucking weasel.

How about the next time you have something to say to me, you say it to me in this forum.

Stop hiding behind useless fucking vistor messages.

In the meantime, go fuck yourself with a rusty tiolet brush dipped in Alomar piss.

chiefs2012
04-27-2012, 02:13 PM
please change the thread title to "milkman gets owned 101"

chiefs2012
04-27-2012, 02:14 PM
You are a little ****ing weasel.

How about the next time you have something to say to me, you say it to me in this forum.

Stop hiding behind useless ****ing vistor messages.

In the meantime, go **** yourself with a rusty tiolet brush dipped in Alomar piss.

toilet*

The Dawg
04-27-2012, 02:15 PM
please change the thread title to "milkman gets owned 101"

:LOL:

milkman
04-27-2012, 02:15 PM
You are correct. I incorrectly thought you were the person who brought up unnecessary as well.

By the way, your use of the apostrophe above is incorrect.

It is extraneous.

it's, a contraction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_(grammar)) of it is or it has

The Dawg
04-27-2012, 02:15 PM
please change the thread title to "milkman gets owned 101"

He's gonna have a heart attack. Let up a little would ya.

Donger
04-27-2012, 02:17 PM
It is extraneous.

it's, a contraction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_(grammar)) of it is or it has

It's extraneous AND wrong.

milkman
04-27-2012, 02:17 PM
toilet*

Holy shit!

I made another typo.

Now go do the happy dance, you useless fucking tool.

milkman
04-27-2012, 02:17 PM
It's extraneous AND wrong.

Explain to me how it's wrong.

morphius
04-27-2012, 02:19 PM
I'm not sure if, "Angry Grammar Nazi's", should be on ESPN following the spelling bee or after cops on whatever channel that piece of crap show is on. 'Cause let's face it, there is nothing like a bunch of older men getting all red in the face over language mistakes. First one to suffer from an aneurysm or heart attack wins!

Extra Point
04-27-2012, 02:19 PM
[QUOTE=milkman;8573352]Using "there", when the correct word is "thier".



THEIR problems sure aren't yours, DUMBASS!

chiefs2012
04-27-2012, 02:20 PM
Holy shit!

I made another typo.

Now go do the happy dance, you useless ****ing tool.

I bet you proof read this time?

Donger
04-27-2012, 02:20 PM
Explain to me how it's wrong.

Here is what you wrote:

"By it's definition"

As you posted above, "it's" is correct when used as a contraction of "it is" or "it has."

Therefore, for what you wrote above to be correct, you must think that the non-contracted sentence would have been "By it is definition," which is obviously incorrect. Therefore, what you wrote above is incorrect.

Donger
04-27-2012, 02:21 PM
Explain to me how it's wrong.

Oh, the above is correct.

milkman
04-27-2012, 02:22 PM
I bet you proof read this time?

I bet you're wrong.

I acn't type, and I would spend all fucking day proofing.

milkman
04-27-2012, 02:23 PM
Here is what you wrote:

"By it's definition"

As you posted above, "it's" is correct when used as a contraction of "it is" or "it has."

Therefore, for what you wrote above to be correct, you must think that the non-contracted sentence would have been "By it is definition," which is obviously incorrect. Therefore, what you wrote above is incorrect.

My bad.

You did teach me something on that one.

Thanks.

chiefs2012
04-27-2012, 02:23 PM
I bet you're wrong.

I acn't type, and I would spend all ****ing day proofing.

You're the one that made the thread :spock:

Donger
04-27-2012, 02:24 PM
My bad.

You did teach me something on that one.

Thanks.

Your welcome.

Donger
04-27-2012, 02:24 PM
You're the one who made the thread :spock:

FYP

Lumpy
04-27-2012, 02:25 PM
I bet you proof read this time?

"Proofread" is one word.

Just saying.

:D

milkman
04-27-2012, 02:26 PM
You're the one that made the thread :spock:

A thread about words.

I can live with typos.

We all make them.

Almost all, anyway.

chiefs2012
04-27-2012, 02:26 PM
"Proofread" is one word.

Just saying.

:D

heh it took me awhile to decide if it was one or two.

The Dawg
04-27-2012, 02:27 PM
Them there grammar police be everywhere.

milkman
04-27-2012, 02:27 PM
Your welcome.

Shouldn't that be "You're"?

Donger
04-27-2012, 02:28 PM
Shouldn't that be "You're"?

Yes, but since no one answered my damn question in the fishing thread, I thought I'd try here instead.

milkman
04-27-2012, 02:31 PM
Yes, but since no one answered my damn question in the fishing thread, I thought I'd try here instead.

I did not peruse the fishing thread.

I doubt that I could answer your question if I had, if the question was about fishing.

Lumpy
04-27-2012, 02:34 PM
Put you're foot up there asses Milkman!

LMAO

QuikSsurfer
04-27-2012, 03:11 PM
Your welcome.

ROFL

Edit: I figured that was intentional misuse.

crazycoffey
04-27-2012, 03:30 PM
I'm not sure if, "Angry Grammar Nazi's", should be on ESPN following the spelling bee or after cops on whatever channel that piece of crap show is on. 'Cause let's face it, there is nothing like a bunch of older men getting all red in the face over language mistakes. First one to suffer from an aneurysm or heart attack wins!

proper use of "that"

crazycoffey
04-27-2012, 03:32 PM
You're the one that made the thread :spock:

FYP


LMAO

Donger
04-27-2012, 03:40 PM
ROFL

Edit: I figured that was intentional misuse.

That was a correct assumption.

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-27-2012, 04:36 PM
And, yes Donger, I know that the commas and periods are supposed to be inside the quotes.

However that rule was put into place because of printing and displacement.

That was not the rule prior to printers, and the British still continue to place the punctuation outside the quote.

And just why, you may ask, do they belong there? Well, it seems to be the result of historical accident. When type was handset, a period or comma outside of quotation marks at the end of a sentence tended to get knocked out of position, so the printers tucked the little devils inside the quotation marks to keep them safe and out of trouble. But apparently only American printers were more attached to convenience than logic, since British printers continued to risk the misalignment of their periods and commas.

http://grammartips.homestead.com/inside.html
FUCK YES! I knew it was stupid. Go fuck yourself Donger!

Donger
04-27-2012, 04:37 PM
**** YES! I knew it was stupid. Go **** yourself Donger!

LMAO

Chief Roundup
04-29-2012, 09:13 AM
still don't need "that"

:Poke:

It is an "extra" word. It is not improper in anyway though. In writing class when we have to have 15 page papers and 25,000 word short stories they actually teach us to find places to use these "extra" words.

crazycoffey
04-29-2012, 10:24 AM
It is an "extra" word. It is not improper in anyway though. In writing class when we have to have 15 page papers and 25,000 word short stories they actually teach us to find places to use these "extra" words.

We don't grade on word count at CP. Your way is the lazy way, and that's that......