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whoman69
04-29-2012, 09:56 AM
BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection

13 hrs ago
BMW is being sued after a customer found his BMW motorcycle gave him a persistent, lasting erection. No, not because it morphed into a sexy woman like that one Fiat ad, but because its custom "ridge-like" Corbin-Pacific seat, on which he sat for a total of four hours, gave him priapism (medical talk for a persistent, lasting erection) which he further claims has made him unable to engage in sexual activity TO THIS DAY. Whaaaat? A minute ago we were writing this seat down on our personal shopping wish list; now we are discreetly crossing it off. If BMW is found liable, they will owe him money for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

http://now.msn.com/now/0428-bmw-lasting-erection.aspx

ChiefsNow
04-29-2012, 09:58 AM
Unbelievable

Pablo
04-29-2012, 10:09 AM
Giving new life to the term Biker Fag.

crazycoffey
04-29-2012, 10:10 AM
I guess the seat was hard-on him...

rageeumr
04-29-2012, 10:15 AM
Looks like BMW engineer made a huge boner with that seat design.

Chiefshrink
04-29-2012, 10:16 AM
Hey this ought to be a new ad for BMW and their version to a new creative stimulating drive without drugs !

I can just see the new commercial/poster ads with Joe Sixpack with a huge smile on his face getting straddled with a hot chick on a Beemer bike !!!

Pablo
04-29-2012, 10:16 AM
C'mon guys; boner jokes stopped be funny s'long ago.

Lumpy
04-29-2012, 10:25 AM
This guy should look on the bright side, at least he found a more convenient place to hang his helmet.

MIAdragon
04-29-2012, 10:27 AM
Looks like BMW engineer made a huge boner with that seat design.

wow that was bad.

crazycoffey
04-29-2012, 10:29 AM
C'mon guys; boner jokes stopped be funny s'long ago.

you don't have to be a Dick about it.
So what if his crotch rocket gave him a pocket rocket for the ol sock puppet?

BillSelfsTrophycase
04-29-2012, 10:33 AM
If BMW is found liable, they will owe him money for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

http://now.msn.com/now/0428-bmw-lasting-erection.aspx


That's a pretty stiff penalty

Chiefshrink
04-29-2012, 10:41 AM
you don't have to be a Dick about it.
So what if his crotch rocket gave him a pocket rocket for the ol sock puppet?

A definite new meaning for "crotch rocket" for sure:thumb:

Valiant
04-29-2012, 10:45 AM
Has the guy rode bikes before? Seems to me this should be happening to other people..

ChiefsNow
04-29-2012, 11:04 AM
Pretty Stiff Penal ty

KurtCobain
04-29-2012, 11:07 AM
Has the guy rode bikes before? Seems to me this should be happening to other people..

Don't be jealous.

Dick Bull
04-29-2012, 11:11 AM
I guess the seat was hard-on him...

LMAO

Dick Bull
04-29-2012, 11:14 AM
In related news, sales of the bike skyrocketed in the over 60 demographic.

When asked why, one elderly fellow stated, "one, it gets me the chicks and if the boner lasts indefinitely, as stated, I need only ride it around the block to last 4 hours."

Hog Farmer
04-29-2012, 11:17 AM
They should name that model of seat "the Viagra"

bevischief
04-29-2012, 11:37 AM
Gochiefs?

Valiant
04-29-2012, 12:02 PM
Don't be jealous.

I think it is a positive for BMW if true.. New ad material for them. "It'll make your dick hard.."

Paniero
04-29-2012, 01:03 PM
That will stand up in court.