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La literatura
04-29-2012, 11:18 AM
Chen, an intense focus on the W column . . .

http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/assets/images/6/4/4/29877644/cuts/bruce_chen_udy47adq_kkm465dr.jpg

Royals' top 10 plays of 2011, according to a Fox Sports Intern (skip #8)

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Brianfo
04-29-2012, 11:44 AM
With yesterdays rainout they have schedule a double header for Saturday, June 30 at Target field. I have tickets for that game. My questions is, will me tickets be good for both games. Anyone have experience in this situation or a good answer. TIA

Strongside
04-29-2012, 11:51 AM
I think we blow the Twinkies out today.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 12:00 PM
Anyone pick up Abreau yet? Damn couldn't the Royals use him as an outfield backup?

lewdog
04-29-2012, 12:09 PM
Anyone pick up Abreau yet? Damn couldn't the Royals use him as an outfield backup?

I definitely think so, would work well with the platoon we have with Cain out.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 12:16 PM
Lackluster first for the Royals

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:20 PM
Wow, very tight zone...that better go both ways

JoeyChuckles
04-29-2012, 12:22 PM
Wow, very tight zone...that better go both ways

I thought the strike zone for the Twins was pretty big. This doesn't look good.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 12:23 PM
I thought the strike zone for the Twins was pretty big. This doesn't look good.

Thats what I thought. Doesn't look like the same ump in the bottom of the inning

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 12:24 PM
WHERE'S MY FOXTRAXX??

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 12:24 PM
That was a strike against us.

AndChiefs
04-29-2012, 12:27 PM
Yeah chen is getting screwed.

Reaper16
04-29-2012, 12:27 PM
This zone is tighter than Lorenzo Cain's groin.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 12:30 PM
If Chen doesn't get the corners, he's dead meat

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:30 PM
Is this home plate ump fucking serious right now?

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:31 PM
well, do I dare say another blowout is in the making?

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:31 PM
Fuck. This isn't looking good.

thurman merman
04-29-2012, 12:32 PM
The Royals should consider putting someone in center field at some point today.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 12:32 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuu.

Come on Bruce.

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:32 PM
should be at least 4-0 before the end of this inning

thurman merman
04-29-2012, 12:33 PM
should be at least 4-0 before the end of this inning

Thanks for the top-tier analysis there, bud.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:33 PM
The Royals should consider putting someone in center field at some point today.

Nah, Cain's hurt and everyone else sucks so they've just decided to go with 8 men on defense.

AndChiefs
04-29-2012, 12:33 PM
Well that's what happens when an Ump squeezes you.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 12:33 PM
How about Abreau in left and move Gordon to center?

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:34 PM
Wow this Ump is a dick

Nightfyre
04-29-2012, 12:34 PM
When the strikezone is the size of a fucking grapefruit, I'm not sure what you can expect.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 12:34 PM
Thanks for the top-tier analysis there, bud.
LOL.

When pete isn't bitching about reffing he's throwing up Rex Hudler-esque knowledge.

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 12:34 PM
How about Abreau in left and move Gordon to center?

Only the Royals would move a GG LF

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:35 PM
I see Ned in this dudes face before the 5th inning.

BigMeatballDave
04-29-2012, 12:35 PM
Chen throwing BP?

kstater
04-29-2012, 12:35 PM
Great sell from Pena. LMAO

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:36 PM
baaaahahahahahahaha....this whole crew is incompetent. Terrible call there.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 12:36 PM
How about that umping, pete?

LMAO

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:36 PM
so he's out but not really?

Reaper16
04-29-2012, 12:36 PM
Ump's feeling guilty.

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:37 PM
How about that umping, pete?

LMAO

terrible. Terrible call but even worse they called him out, confered, still called him out then let his stay at the plate....

Pablo
04-29-2012, 12:37 PM
Fuck me with a pair of garden shears.

I've waited patiently for two days to watch this. C'mon Chen. Stop throwing meatballs.

KCUnited
04-29-2012, 12:38 PM
Chen Mazzaro type inning.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 12:38 PM
The rain out yesterday has clearly fucked with Literature's mojo.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:38 PM
**** me with a pair of garden shears.

I've waited patiently for two days to watch this. C'mon Chen. Stop throwing meatballs.

It's either that or walk everyone because this ump cant see through his orange shades that the ball is clearly catching the corners.

kstater
04-29-2012, 12:39 PM
Incompetence is equal at least.

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:39 PM
JFC, another blow call.....WTF is with this crew?

Blankey
04-29-2012, 12:39 PM
Fuck this entire ump crew

Al Bundy
04-29-2012, 12:39 PM
Chen is crap.. and uhhhmmmm Getz had his foot on the bag.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 12:39 PM
That's fucking bullshit!

thurman merman
04-29-2012, 12:39 PM
NICE CALL, UMP.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 12:39 PM
Error on Escobar's out

tmw4h5
04-29-2012, 12:39 PM
This smells like bullshit.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 12:39 PM
Just wow.

tmw4h5
04-29-2012, 12:40 PM
Wow, really? Adcock is already warming up.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:40 PM
Bruce just can't catch a fucking break.

thurman merman
04-29-2012, 12:40 PM
SAFE

Nightfyre
04-29-2012, 12:40 PM
Fucking bullshit

Pablo
04-29-2012, 12:40 PM
ALRIGHT GUYS.

GOTTA OUTTA THAT ONE ALIVE.

BRING OUT DA BIG BATS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:40 PM
Chen is crap.. and uhhhmmmm Getz had his foot on the bag.

Any pitcher is crap when the Ump forces you to throw balls down the middle

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:41 PM
I've been watching baseball for a long time. Not sure if I've ever seen a half inning of ball called that bad by a crew. That was completely inexcusable.

Reaper16
04-29-2012, 12:42 PM
Game is already over, thanks almost purely to the combination of jackshit umpiring and the worst possible pitcher for the Royals to have to deal with jackshit umpiring.

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:42 PM
Funny, Chen didn't get that call

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:42 PM
Fucking strike....kidding me????

Al Bundy
04-29-2012, 12:43 PM
How in the fuck was that a strike?

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:44 PM
There's Frenchy, your pitcher just had a long inning so swing at the first pitch...fucking idiot!

KCUnited
04-29-2012, 12:44 PM
When your pitcher throws 40 in an inning, start swinging early.

Al Bundy
04-29-2012, 12:44 PM
Chen needs to get some questionable calls to survive.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:44 PM
If there were points given for hitting the ball hard right at defenders, we win the world series easy.

Al Bundy
04-29-2012, 12:45 PM
Ned better get thrown out of this game.

tmw4h5
04-29-2012, 12:45 PM
MOOOOOOOSE.

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:45 PM
MOOSE!

kstater
04-29-2012, 12:45 PM
MOOOSETACOS

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:45 PM
Moose gives zero fucks. Call that a strike, asshole.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 12:45 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!

Shogun
04-29-2012, 12:45 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

tmw4h5
04-29-2012, 12:46 PM
Seriously, is anybody else really happy and excited about how Moose has played so far this year?

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:46 PM
K, swtich the strike zone now, Ump

KCUnited
04-29-2012, 12:46 PM
Ump has a tight strike zone? Better start swinging at everything.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:47 PM
Seriously, is anybody else really happy and excited about how Moose has played so far this year?

Moose and Escobar both. Moose is playing out of his mind though.

thurman merman
04-29-2012, 12:47 PM
Seriously, is anybody else really happy and excited about how Moose has played so far this year?

Yes.

lewdog
04-29-2012, 12:47 PM
Seriously, is anybody else really happy and excited about how Moose has played so far this year?

Defensively I have been very impressed. Much more solid down the line than I expected and with more range to either side.

Reaper16
04-29-2012, 12:47 PM
Everyone but the Royals organization knew that Jeff Francouer's 2011 season was an anomaly. He is who we thought he is.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 12:48 PM
GODDAMN RIGHT MOOSE.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:48 PM
Everyone but the Royals organization knew that Jeff Francouer's 2011 season was an anomaly. He is who we thought he is.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cDAq5tyfk9E/0.jpg

Reaper16
04-29-2012, 12:49 PM
Moose and Escobar both. Moose is playing out of his mind though.

I don't think that Moose is playing out of his mind at all. His ceiling is certainly higher than this current level of play.

tmw4h5
04-29-2012, 12:49 PM
Everyone but the Royals organization knew that Jeff Francouer's 2011 season was an anomaly. He is who we thought he is.

Out with Yost and in with Denny Green?

KCUnited
04-29-2012, 12:49 PM
Jeff Francassel.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 12:50 PM
Gold Glove Alex

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:51 PM
I don't think that Moose is playing out of his mind at all. His ceiling is certainly higher than this current level of play.

lol, I didn't mean he's reached his full level of play...just that he's playing great.

thurman merman
04-29-2012, 12:52 PM
Game is already over.

:spock:

Yeah, there's no way the Royals can score 4 runs in 8 innings against Jason Marquis.

petegz28
04-29-2012, 12:52 PM
good, quick inning for Chen.

Shogun
04-29-2012, 12:52 PM
im gonna be so pissed if chen gets his 1st win after pitching like this, since he couldnt get one when he pitched lights out

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:53 PM
:spock:

Yeah, there's no way the Royals can score 4 runs in 8 innings against Jason Marquis.

Shit...we could put up 8 in 4 against this joker.

Nightfyre
04-29-2012, 12:53 PM
im gonna be so pissed if chen gets his 1st win after pitching like this, since he couldnt get one when he pitched lights out

Bruce clearly has improved as a pitcher - just look, he got a win today /gblowfish

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 12:54 PM
yeah come inside on moose. Bad Idea baseball pants

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:55 PM
What the fuck is K-State day???? Royals rodeo belt buckles given out to the first 10,000 fans?

Shogun
04-29-2012, 12:55 PM
Bruce clearly has improved as a pitcher - just look, he got a win today /gblowfish

:LOL:

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 12:55 PM
a shotclock device to have the pitchers work quickly and computerized strike zones. Needs to happen

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:57 PM
Dyson looks like a young and not so dead Tupac.

Shogun
04-29-2012, 12:57 PM
WARNING TRACK POWER

Strongside
04-29-2012, 12:58 PM
WARNING TRACK POWER

He really got his hips into that one.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 12:58 PM
I'm just happy to see Raab Himself found a career after the Jackass show and movies. Wish he wouldn't ground out so often.

Shogun
04-29-2012, 12:59 PM
He really got his hips into that one.

yeah i thought it was gone tbh

tmw4h5
04-29-2012, 12:59 PM
Dyson looks like a young and not so dead Tupac.

.

KCUnited
04-29-2012, 12:59 PM
Dyson followed by Getz, may as well bat the pitcher.

Reaper16
04-29-2012, 12:59 PM
Dyson looks like a young and not so dead Tupac.

WARNING TRACK POWER

HOLOGRAM POWER

tmw4h5
04-29-2012, 01:00 PM
Dyson followed by Getz, may as well bat the pitcher.

Or the bat boy.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:01 PM
HOLOGRAM POWER

What the fuck's up COACHELLAAAAAAAA

thurman merman
04-29-2012, 01:02 PM
Bruce clearly has improved as a pitcher - just look, he got a win today /gblowfish

ROFL

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 01:04 PM
Dammit Dyson, you should have had that one

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:04 PM
WTF are the twins' ball boys wearing out there? Cargo capris and a rain sweater. And Dyson is hilarious out there.

Shogun
04-29-2012, 01:04 PM
take him out

kstater
04-29-2012, 01:04 PM
Dyson almost had that one. Missed it by > < much.

Al Bundy
04-29-2012, 01:05 PM
Dyson followed by Getz, may as well bat the pitcher.

Or my great grand mother (who passed away in 1985 R.I.P. Momo,)
Also... Bruce Chen is total crap, Dyson... uhhmm yeah you should have had that.

lewdog
04-29-2012, 01:05 PM
Lol I thought it was going to go off his head!

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 01:05 PM
WTF Dyson? Should have had that one.

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 01:05 PM
Dyson making the routine hard.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:05 PM
Now the game's over methinks.

KCUnited
04-29-2012, 01:06 PM
Dear Mama that was terrible.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 01:06 PM
Hudler-He's got a nice throwing arm--after he rainbows a throw in from short center

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:06 PM
Dyson should be sent to low A ball and never spoken of again.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 01:07 PM
Ned with the hook after the damage is done

lewdog
04-29-2012, 01:07 PM
And the relievers are in. Game OVER!

KCUnited
04-29-2012, 01:08 PM
Nothing sucks like a Dyson.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:10 PM
Any bets on whether or not a fan will be mauled by a pack of pitbulls on "Bark at the Park" day?

Shogun
04-29-2012, 01:10 PM
i missed nates adcock.

Al Bundy
04-29-2012, 01:11 PM
Bruce Chen should have stayed in. Gil Meche his worthless ass. Chen should pitch 120 pitches ever inning.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 01:11 PM
Any bets on whether or not a fan will be mauled by a pack of pitbulls on "Bark at the Park" day?

Mauled? I'll need Saul Good's take on this.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:11 PM
Good to see that Brandon Weeden decided against the Browns and just came in to relieve Chen for us.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 01:12 PM
Need to get a couple runs here Royals

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:13 PM
Need to get a couple runs here Royals

As long as we keep swinging at the first pitch, we'll be fine.

Shogun
04-29-2012, 01:13 PM
Good to see that Brandon Weeden decided against the Browns and just came in to relieve Chen for us.

/people with more home runs than pujols

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 01:14 PM
/people with more home runs than pujols

THAT'S MR. PUJOLS TO YOU!!! SHOW THE MAN HIS DUE RESPECT

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:16 PM
I've been using that at the bar lately. "Well, this season I HAVE hit as many Major League homers as Albert Pujols." The girls go CRAZY.

Shogun
04-29-2012, 01:17 PM
instant panty dropper

BWillie
04-29-2012, 01:18 PM
I have a feeling Royals are going to come back and lay the wood.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:18 PM
I have a feeling Royals are going to come back and lay the wood.

Dyson's in the lineup today, so you could be right.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 01:19 PM
Eddie playing it too safe again

Shogun
04-29-2012, 01:19 PM
Dyson's in the lineup today, so you could be right.

tupac bout to go all

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Pablo
04-29-2012, 01:19 PM
Listening to Rex is like pouring Drain-O directly in my ear hole. Just fucking rotting my brain.

Shogun
04-29-2012, 01:21 PM
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:21 PM
Listening to Rex is like pouring Drain-O directly in my ear hole. Just ****ing rotting my brain.

I'm just waiting for him to do a John Madden and announce that "Well, OK. What the Royals want to do here is score more points. That's because at the end of the game, the team with the most points is the winner. Jam Sammich."

tmw4h5
04-29-2012, 01:21 PM
Moose is going to hit a grand slam with only two people on base. How? He's Moose. Stop asking questions.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 01:22 PM
Barrel that bitch, Moose!

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:23 PM
MOOOOOSE!

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:23 PM
Francouer you dipshit.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 01:23 PM
Frenchy, you dumbass!!

Pablo
04-29-2012, 01:24 PM
Pena is a hot sack of cat shit.

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 01:24 PM
Love the aggressiveness go for it all dude OurTime!

KevB
04-29-2012, 01:24 PM
We just continue to run into outs on the bases. There's a difference between aggressive and stupid. Down 3, struggling pitcher.....make him get hitters out.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:25 PM
Nice strategy with the swinging bunt there by the speedster Pena.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 01:25 PM
Should have runners on 2nd and 3rd now with 2 outs. But no, thanks to Frenchy, we do not.

Al Bundy
04-29-2012, 01:25 PM
Running out of another inning.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 01:25 PM
I'm trying to remember the last time I watched Pena bat and he didn't ground out.

It just seems like every time the dude is up there it's a given he won't get the ball past the infield.

Nightfyre
04-29-2012, 01:25 PM
Seriously, WTF franceour? Did the 3b coach send him? WTF Pena? Swinging at the first pitch of a guy who has struggled to throw strikes all inning?

Simplicity
04-29-2012, 01:26 PM
Hey... We got some runs and looked solid in the inning... Lehgo do it again.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:27 PM
I'm trying to remember the last time I watched Pena bat and he didn't ground out.

It just seems like every time the dude is up there it's a given he won't get the ball past the infield.

He's doing it subconsciously. He knows in the back of his mind that if he gets on base there's a possibility that he might have to do a little bit of baserunning. Brayan Pena does not run bases. He runs to first, eats a torta and puts his gear back on.

AndChiefs
04-29-2012, 01:28 PM
There was no reason to try for third in frenchy's situation.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:28 PM
I think this ump is just racist toward asians.

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 01:29 PM
all nurses are woman obviously

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:30 PM
all nurses are woman obviously

And the ones that aren't wish they were.

GoHuge
04-29-2012, 01:32 PM
I am so sick of these guys running into outs. He was out by 5 fuckin feet in an inning they had a rally going. Had he stayed and Pena did what he did it would have been guys on 2nd and 3rd with two gone. Instead man on first two gone. Just dumb fuckin decision making. We need to get some big innings with our pitchers throwing BP today. If it was gonna be close than fine...........but dude was dead we he rounded second.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 01:35 PM
I am so sick of these guys running into outs. He was out by 5 ****in feet in an inning they had a rally going. Had he stayed and Pena did what he did it would have been guys on 2nd and 3rd with two gone. Instead man on first two gone. Just dumb ****in decision making. We need to get some big innings with our pitchers throwing BP today. If it was gonna be close than fine...........but dude was dead we he rounded second.

REX SAID IT WAS A GOOD TRY

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:37 PM
REX SAID IT WAS A GOOD TRY

So was Rex's attempt at bringing something new to baseball card photos.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/886/856/rexh_display_image.jpeg?1328676517

Shogun
04-29-2012, 01:38 PM
WARNING TRACK GETZ

Al Bundy
04-29-2012, 01:38 PM
So was Rex's attempt at bringing something new to baseball card photos.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/886/856/rexh_display_image.jpeg?1328676517

Haha!

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 01:40 PM
So was Rex's attempt at bringing something new to baseball card photos.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/886/856/rexh_display_image.jpeg?1328676517

Ah Rex, what a card! I wonder if all his teammates with the 15 different teams he played for thought he was a douche bag then as most think he is now

Al Bundy
04-29-2012, 01:41 PM
I love the fact that the Twins were blaring a song about a guy that just wants to have sex with some young girl in their stadium.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 01:42 PM
Nothing wrong with that play at all /rexhudler


Other than the high throw, Rex?

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:43 PM
Haha!

These are great as well.
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/886/848/comstock_display_image.jpg?1328680823http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/886/846/brianharper_display_image.jpg?1328680950
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/886/838/mikearmstrong_display_image.jpg?1328644482

Nightfyre
04-29-2012, 01:50 PM
Moose! Your hands of gold are looking heavy today!

Strongside
04-29-2012, 01:52 PM
WE NEED RUNS!
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQn6XDLS02LhW496XMLCsYD1CrJYWXtYItYxHm6s2_LL52KWVEOuwFCRYRpDA

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 01:57 PM
damn I was hoping hosmer would hit a homerun

Al Bundy
04-29-2012, 01:58 PM
Royals bats have gone night night.

Nightfyre
04-29-2012, 01:58 PM
I think I would intentionally walk butler at the beginning of the inning just to have him clog the basepaths. Good luck pushing a borderline single into a double with that guy in front of you.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:01 PM
Marquis is done. Twins pen is shit. We got this. Now if Add-a-Cock can hold them.

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:02 PM
Nice toss even with the hitch.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:02 PM
Pena on that quicker than bean dip.

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:04 PM
Few times that the throw doesn't look to beat the runner yet he is called out.

Nightfyre
04-29-2012, 02:04 PM
The throw appeared to beat it in super slow motion.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 02:05 PM
Why are they pimping the Royals dugout coach today?

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:06 PM
Why are they pimping the Royals dugout coach today?

for Cinco De Mayo and Los Royals they are talking to him about mexican independence day.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:06 PM
Why are they pimping the Royals dugout coach today?

I was wondering that too. Maybe they're trying to warm fans up to him so that they can fire Rex and put him in the booth.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 02:08 PM
for Cinco De Mayo and Los Royals they are talking to him about mexican independence day.

Thanks. Knew there had to be a reason

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:08 PM
for Cinco De Mayo and Los Royals they are talking to him about mexican independence day.They even asked him the best mexican places to eat in KC.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:09 PM
"Jeff Francouer after the first pitch." If I had a dollar every time I heard that...

Nightfyre
04-29-2012, 02:10 PM
Seriously. Take a few pitches you tard.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:10 PM
THE MOOSE GETS LOOSE IN MINNESOTA!!!!

Has a good ring to it.

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:10 PM
They even asked him the best mexican places to eat in KC.


taco bell and black jack tacos was a first question

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 02:11 PM
"Jeff Francouer after the first pitch." If I had a dollar every time I heard that...

You could probably afford a Tony Pena, Jr. bobble head doll with that kind of scratch.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:12 PM
Oh...Latissimus Dorsi. Thanks Rex.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:12 PM
taco bell and black jack tacos was a first questionLMAO

I'm sure a proud moment in your mexican heritage was when Taco Bell announced they'd be taking the black olives off of their menu; since those are clearly a Black/Italian history thing...but tell us just how Loco these new dorito tacos are.

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:12 PM
we are going to score 2 and lose by 1

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:13 PM
Haha....Pena sprints to first after being walked. Such a hard working, calorie burning machine that guy.

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:15 PM
Fuck

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 02:15 PM
Damn rainout took away our momentum

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:16 PM
We have to be leading the majors in DP's.

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:16 PM
hitting the balls right at people.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:16 PM
Shitting down one's leg is not a good look at all.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 02:16 PM
"Inning ending double play"

How many times have we heard that this season?

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:17 PM
We have to be leading the majors in DP's.Yep. Pretty much taken on a philosophy of "Fuck the gaps, hit it right at 'em and see if they can handle THE HEAT".

Longrun Chief
04-29-2012, 02:17 PM
Don't worry, Matt Capps is a gas can. Royals are in this until the end as long as they stay within three runs.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 02:18 PM
"Inning ending double play"

How many times have we heard that this season?

If I had a dollar for each time it's happened, I might have enough for a Kauffman Stadium beer damnit

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:19 PM
Why are all those people from Minnesota singing "God Bless America"?

Don't they know they're in Canada?

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:20 PM
Why are all those people from Minnesota singing "God Bless America"?

Don't they know they're in Canada?

LMAO

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:21 PM
Yep. We are tied for 2nd in the Majors in Double Plays hit into at 21. A few teams tied at 22 for the most. JFC.

http://mlb.mlb.com/stats/sortable.jsp#sectionType=st&playerType=QUALIFIER&statType=hitting&page_type=SortablePlayer&season=2012&season_type=ANY&sportCode=%27mlb%27&league_code=%27MLB%27&split=&team_id=&active_sw=&game_type=%27R%27&position=&sortOrder=%27desc%27&sortColumn=gidp&results=&page=1&perPage=50&timeframe=&extended=1&last_x_days=&ts=1335730742317&tab_level=child&click_text=Sortable+Team+hitting

ChiefsandO'sfan
04-29-2012, 02:21 PM
How about them O's

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:21 PM
Could you imagine if the NFL had paternity leave? Derrick Thomas would have never played a snap

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:22 PM
Yep. We are tied for 2nd in the Majors in Double Plays hit into at 21. A few teams tied at 22 for the most. JFC.

http://mlb.mlb.com/stats/sortable.jsp#sectionType=st&playerType=QUALIFIER&statType=hitting&page_type=SortablePlayer&season=2012&season_type=ANY&sportCode=%27mlb%27&league_code=%27MLB%27&split=&team_id=&active_sw=&game_type=%27R%27&position=&sortOrder=%27desc%27&sortColumn=gidp&results=&page=1&perPage=50&timeframe=&extended=1&last_x_days=&ts=1335730742317&tab_level=child&click_text=Sortable+Team+hittingIt's really Ned's fault.

He insists on playing Double Vision by Foreigner in the locker room before each game.

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:22 PM
Could you imagine if the NFL had paternity leave? Derrick Thomas would have never played a snap

You act as if DT cared about his kids.

Longrun Chief
04-29-2012, 02:22 PM
LMAO

Blasted racist post.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:23 PM
Could you imagine if the NFL had paternity leave? Derrick Thomas would have never played a snapLMAO

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:23 PM
Could you imagine if the NFL had paternity leave? Derrick Thomas would have never played a snap

Antonio Cromartie would be on permanent vaca.

Longrun Chief
04-29-2012, 02:24 PM
LMAO

Blasted racist crap.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 02:24 PM
I hope your mom gets raped by ******* for that shit you said about Cardinals fans

This will not end well.

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:24 PM
I hope your sister gets raped by spics for that shit you said about Cardinals fans.

Not cool man, my sister is dead.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:25 PM
Longrun, I'll have you know white folks are pretty good at raping too. I feel like you're implying that just because we're white we can't dunk a basketball or rape.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:25 PM
Not cool man, my sister is dead.Prayer thread now?

Longrun Chief
04-29-2012, 02:26 PM
Not cool man, my sister is dead.

If you tell me where her grave site is, I promise I won't take a shit on it.

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:26 PM
Prayer thread now?

Thanks for your kind thoughts.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 02:26 PM
Crap. I accidentally pos-repped this 'tard and put him in the green.

LMAO

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 02:26 PM
Prayer thread now?

Only if Frankie starts it

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:27 PM
If you tell me where her grave site is, I promise I won't take a shit on it.Yeah, but you'll probably construct a crude pole-tent over the top of it that will crumble in a strong wind storm and destroy it.

Nightfyre
04-29-2012, 02:27 PM
Crap. I accidentally pos-repped this 'tard and put him in the green.

LMAO

fixed

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:27 PM
could you imagine how much dave matthews is played at a St. Louis Funeral? It's probably the extra acoustic one with Tim Reynolds

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:27 PM
Crap. I accidentally pos-repped this 'tard and put him in the green.

LMAO

Got em!

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 02:27 PM
Dyson uses his speed so well

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:28 PM
I would like to see Burfect and Dyson on a 40 yard dash away from the ball

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:29 PM
could you imagine how much dave matthews is played at a St. Louis Funeral? It's probably the extra acoustic one with Tim ReynoldsHrrrmmmmm skittley-bop ants and things. Birds hittin home RUNS! HRRRMMM HRRMMM wha would you say?

*harmonica solo*

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:30 PM
If you tell me where her grave site is, I promise I won't take a shit on it.

1060 West Addington Street, Chicago Illinois

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:31 PM
Hrrrmmmmm skittley-bop ants and things. Birds hittin home RUNS! HRRRMMM HRRMMM wha would you say?

*harmonica solo*

Think they'd do a Seminole Wind cover?

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:31 PM
Hrrrmmmmm skittley-bop ants and things. Birds hittin home RUNS! HRRRMMM HRRMMM wha would you say?

*harmonica solo*



ohhhhhhh ewwwwwwww ahhhhh bum durrrrr deeerp.

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:31 PM
Yeah, but you'll probably construct a crude pole-tent over the top of it that will crumble in a strong wind storm and destroy it.

ASSHOLE

Nightfyre
04-29-2012, 02:32 PM
Adcock isn't missing by much there.

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 02:33 PM
1060 West Addington Street, Chicago Illinois

If you are trying to direct him to Wrigley Field, its Addison, not Addington.

He's banned now anyway, so it matters little.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:34 PM
Dyson back to minors ASAP. Guy is absolutely terrible.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:35 PM
Think they'd do a Seminole Wind cover?If Dave Matthews tried to cover one of the greatest country songs ever composed, AKA, "Seminole Wind" I think their would be a planetary shifts in poles that would probably generate a massive wind storm that knocks over pole tents.

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:35 PM
If you are trying to direct him to Wrigley Field, its Addison, not Addington.

He's banned now anyway, so it matters little.


Yeah, was typing off of memory from Blues Brothers.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:35 PM
If Dave Matthews tried to cover one of the greatest country songs ever composed, AKA, "Seminole Wind" I think their would be a planetary shifts in poles that would probably generate a massive wind storm that knocks over pole tents.

Straight Tequila Night?

Dartgod
04-29-2012, 02:36 PM
Dyson back to minors ASAP. Guy is absolutely terrible.

They would only be tempted to call him up again at a later date. Just outright release him. He provides no value to the team.

stonedstooge
04-29-2012, 02:37 PM
"Wish I Could Have Been There"

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:37 PM
Straight Tequila Night?That's good too. I haven't met a John Anderson song I didn't like, though.

I am from St. Joe. I like country music, funnel cakes, and sprint car races.

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:38 PM
St. Joseph, were the only thing more battered than our food is our wives

Shogun
04-29-2012, 02:39 PM
country breakfast is the greatest thing we have going for us

maybe moose. on offense at least

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:39 PM
St. Joseph, were the only thing more battered than our food is our wives

True story: Had a guy not show up for work today because he got arrested for hitting his wife. Originally from St. Joe.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-29-2012, 02:39 PM
That dude that got banned was raped in prison. I'd bet dollars to doughnuts. These days the only people that are racist, are the ones who live backwoods in the country with the dumbest fucking parents alive, or they spent some time in prison and had the black snake treatment winding through their pipes.

Long Chief was nicknamed "Happy Valley" in the pen.

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:40 PM
You should have given us more time to play with him. I was just getting warmed up.

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:40 PM
True story: Had a guy not show up for work today because he got arrested for hitting his wife. Originally from St. Joe.

duh I was not joking at all. It's a source of civil pride that our woman can take a punch

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:40 PM
That dude that got banned was raped in prison. I'd bet dollars to doughnuts. These days the only people that are racist, are the ones who live backwoods in the country with the dumbest ****ing parents alive, or they spent some time in prison and had the black snake treatment winding through their pipes.

Long Chief was nicknamed "Happy Valley" in the pen.

I bet he has a purdy mouth.

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:41 PM
That clanking noise wasn't the bat, it was his bone. At least the ump is consistently bad today.

kstater
04-29-2012, 02:43 PM
Walk him so Frenchy can swing at the first pitch with them loaded up.

Demonpenz
04-29-2012, 02:43 PM
Hosmer has been shit this year.

Pablo
04-29-2012, 02:43 PM
duh I was not joking at all. It's a source of civil pride that our woman can take a punchWe like to make sure they have two things in St. Joe. Strong hips. And a strong jaw.

Cuz they're gonna be pushing out at least 4 kids that will all have rat-tails and eat raw Alway-Save hotdogs. And they're gonna be taking a couple strong ones on the chin from when we get off work at Friskies, see Speedy's is running a 9.99 sale on Bud Ice, and decide to let her know who runs this double wide.

Strongside
04-29-2012, 02:44 PM
Hos needs to settle down. That guy wasn't going to throw a strike.