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Direckshun
04-30-2012, 09:01 PM
There something is just not right with this guy?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hcNHuK3-708/TLk9hzg7WVI/AAAAAAAAALA/-LkJkvffes0/s1600/willywonka.jpg
I think there's an outside chance he's a child predator.
He gives away a LOT OF CANDY for a guy that's working for a living.
He tells stories to enrapture kids to come in. Then dances around and sings -- anything to lure the kids in.
Then, he feeds them. Have a lolly. Makin' it rain with jellybeans. With a haircut as queer as the day is long.
I don't trust him.
KurtCobain
04-30-2012, 09:03 PM
Don't mindfuck me, D.
Tombstone RJ
04-30-2012, 09:03 PM
must take one to know one...
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
04-30-2012, 09:04 PM
It's a british thing.
You wouldn't get it.
"You like popsicles Chris?"
tredadda
04-30-2012, 09:07 PM
There something is just not right with this guy?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hcNHuK3-708/TLk9hzg7WVI/AAAAAAAAALA/-LkJkvffes0/s1600/willywonka.jpg
I think there's an outside chance he's a child predator.
He gives away a LOT OF CANDY for a guy that's working for a living.
He tells stories to enrapture kids to come in. Then dances around and sings -- anything to lure the kids in.
Then, he feeds them. Have a lolly. Makin' it rain with jellybeans. With a haircut as queer as the day is long.
I don't trust him.
That's racist!
Direckshun
04-30-2012, 09:08 PM
Don't mind**** me, D.
Open up your occipital. I'm going to penetrate you with my knowledge.
Just like I did with your whore mother.
Tombstone RJ
04-30-2012, 09:09 PM
You need some education:
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Nickel D
04-30-2012, 09:22 PM
With a haircut as queer as his ***** is long.
More fitting, if ya know what I mean.
Lumpy
04-30-2012, 09:27 PM
The Pedos called and they want their Candy Man back.
blaise
04-30-2012, 09:43 PM
I always though the strangest thing was that Mr. Bucket worked at a toothpaste factory. Like they have toothpaste in England.
ChiefsNow
04-30-2012, 10:09 PM
Captain Kangaroo and Mr Green Jeans approve this message.
All he knows is gumball, good humor......and rape.
Donger
05-01-2012, 07:44 AM
That movie confused the hell out of me when I was a kid.
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