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kstater
05-01-2012, 05:56 PM
It's Our Time

kstater
05-01-2012, 06:05 PM
Dyson still in lineup...

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:06 PM
Time to start a new winning streak

La literatura
05-01-2012, 06:08 PM
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCAAAASS

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:11 PM
Damn Toad at 1st robs Alex

Al Bundy
05-01-2012, 06:13 PM
As long as we get the corner pitches.

kstater
05-01-2012, 06:18 PM
Awesome start.

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 06:18 PM
Betancourt sack of shit

Al Bundy
05-01-2012, 06:18 PM
Luke looking to get out of the game early today.

Blankey
05-01-2012, 06:19 PM
Ugh, it's going to be another one of those games where nothing bounces our way

kstater
05-01-2012, 06:19 PM
At least he's consistent.

Al Bundy
05-01-2012, 06:19 PM
Yeah... I'd say this sack of shit Puke doesn't have it today. Why can't HE be the one who suffers a major arm injury?

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:19 PM
Playing from behind a fucking gain

kstater
05-01-2012, 06:20 PM
JFC Hos

La literatura
05-01-2012, 06:20 PM
Annnnnnddd, yeah.

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 06:20 PM
Good to see Hos back at it

Blankey
05-01-2012, 06:20 PM
Every time I turn my head back to the TV, something bad happens

lewdog
05-01-2012, 06:21 PM
Wow, back to the cellar with the Twins. Sweet.

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:21 PM
3 runs, man on second, NO FUCKING OUTS YET

Al Bundy
05-01-2012, 06:21 PM
Puke is so fucking soft mentally, you have to know you can't make any mistakes behind him or he will let it go.

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 06:21 PM
I hate Luke Hochevar

kstater
05-01-2012, 06:21 PM
Excellent, everyone gets in on the fail.

La literatura
05-01-2012, 06:22 PM
I think everyone left their fucking head in Minn.

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:22 PM
Dyson contributes with his fielding again

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 06:22 PM
I was particularly excited about the lineup for today, yet again. Whenever you can ensure that your worst hitter gets the most ABs on the team, you simply have to make that move.

Then again, not much changes with Getz at the top. Is there anyone with an inkling of common sense in the organization? Can we please get away from this antiquated mindset that says, "This guy is fast, so he must be a good leadoff hitter." Wake the fuck up, Royals. The game has evolved, thanks in large part to better analysis.

Al Bundy
05-01-2012, 06:22 PM
Ohh and fuck off Dyson.. you can't let that fat fuck score from second.

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 06:23 PM
FUCK YOU LUKE

mr. tegu
05-01-2012, 06:23 PM
Gross.

Al Bundy
05-01-2012, 06:23 PM
This is ALL on Luke. Please get a serious arm injury so we can fucking get rid if you.

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 06:24 PM
Hochevar has potential. Just wait until the second half of the year (when the team is buried and he's pitching against more AAAA talent).

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:24 PM
Oohhh. You like fastballs huh? How about a few hanging curveballs?

mr. tegu
05-01-2012, 06:24 PM
Detroit is 2-8 in there last ten and we are just letting them get right out of there slump in one inning.

lewdog
05-01-2012, 06:24 PM
Luke has always been a turd....a big, huge, fucking, stinky pile of shit.

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 06:24 PM
Jesus Christ

Blankey
05-01-2012, 06:25 PM
Zero.
Fucking.
Outs.

mr. tegu
05-01-2012, 06:25 PM
Lol.

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 06:25 PM
3 straight curves? sure thing

KCUnited
05-01-2012, 06:25 PM
Game is out of hand, time to turn it on Luke.

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 06:25 PM
Rex. LMAO. "The invention of pitch count" means that Hochevar serves up shit. LMAO. DM analysis here.

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:25 PM
Is the bench calling the pitches?

kstater
05-01-2012, 06:25 PM
Let him play through it Ned. He's not that far off.

La literatura
05-01-2012, 06:26 PM
Finally that fucking ostrich does something right

kstater
05-01-2012, 06:26 PM
Sanchez vs Verlander

Battle of the decade.

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 06:26 PM
Fuck Hochevar. He's lost the game in the first, so he has to eat this thing for at least 100 pitches. 120. 140. Who cares?

You have to go, son. Doesn't matter if you're tired, hurting, etc.

mr. tegu
05-01-2012, 06:26 PM
Hosmer owes us a big game after that stupid play.

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:27 PM
Good inning Luke. ERA of 45.00

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 06:27 PM
Where's Trey to blow out his arm, sure wish we had Meche

La literatura
05-01-2012, 06:27 PM
http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/ostrich-hotlinks.jpg

mr. tegu
05-01-2012, 06:28 PM
Sanchez vs Verlander

Battle of the decade.

All I could think was "that's a shame"

mr. tegu
05-01-2012, 06:29 PM
Good inning Luke. ERA of 45.00

Two errors so how many were actually earned?

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 06:29 PM
Is it asking for too much for Dyson to be cut after the game? Shit cleared from the clubhouse before he even exits the field?

Maier isn't special, but he's a fucking All-Star compared to Dyson. In other words, Mitch is a ML player.

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:29 PM
Two errors so how many were actually earned?

You're right. Probably only 27.00

kstater
05-01-2012, 06:30 PM
Two errors so how many were actually earned?

All 5 were earned.

lewdog
05-01-2012, 06:30 PM
Is it asking for too much for Dyson to be cut after the game? Shit cleared from the clubhouse before he even exits the field?

Maier isn't special, but he's a ****ing All-Star compared to Dyson. In other words, Mitch is a ML player.

No shit. For all this "speed" that dbag Dyson has, he doesn't do shit in the field, let alone he never gets on base.

petegz28
05-01-2012, 06:31 PM
So, Hoch with another brilliant outing...gets us out of the game before we record the 1st 3 outs. That's talent!!! Great pick, Dayton! Stellar!!!

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 06:31 PM
Good to see Hosmers bad luck of hitting it straight to the shortstop

Blankey
05-01-2012, 06:31 PM
Hard groundball to infielder #827 by Hosmer

KCUnited
05-01-2012, 06:31 PM
French will tie it up here with 1 swing.

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:33 PM
Moose gave it a ride

petegz28
05-01-2012, 06:33 PM
bad luck, Moose

mr. tegu
05-01-2012, 06:34 PM
All I wanted was to enjoy watching the royals since I am often stuck on gamecast or radio and this is what I get.

We are getting decent swings this inning. Just some bad hitting luck.

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 06:37 PM
No shit. For all this "speed" that dbag Dyson has, he doesn't do shit in the field, let alone he never gets on base.

He compliments his speed with the most dazzling lack of baseball instincts that I've ever seen. He's Joey Gathwright-lite.

I don't give a shit if you don't believe in statistical analysis, but even "traditionalists" should be able to see that Dyson is a bag of dicks everywhere on the diamond, from the box to the grass.

He's fast, though, TRED! Better bat that sumbitch leadoff! Put 'em in CF!

SPATCH
05-01-2012, 06:37 PM
Hochever is so fucking gay.

petegz28
05-01-2012, 06:37 PM
Hoch picking up right where he left off in the 1st

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 06:37 PM
Oh so luke isn't 100% healthy now Steve?? fuck off

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:41 PM
Oh so luke isn't 100% healthy now Steve?? **** off

After that 1st inning, I'm not too healthy either

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:44 PM
Cabrara, you drunk?

DJJasonp
05-01-2012, 06:52 PM
With the strikeout, Luke brings his ERA down to 6.46.

Yeah!

lewdog
05-01-2012, 06:53 PM
It are games like these where I continue to watch because of my fantasy team.

alnorth
05-01-2012, 06:53 PM
uhhh....

KC 0 1 2
DET 5 7 0

and despite the 2 errors, all 5 runs are earned. Good job Hoch. I was about to turn the TV on, but I won't bother today. I'm out for the night.

Al Bundy
05-01-2012, 06:55 PM
Mark this one down as a loss.

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 06:56 PM
Mark this one down as a loss.

Taint over yet.

Chocolate Hog
05-01-2012, 06:57 PM
Baseball scheduling sucks. They played this team last week.

petegz28
05-01-2012, 06:58 PM
Luke got tired of leadoff hits so he showed them and gave them the leadoff walk

Three7s
05-01-2012, 06:59 PM
Taint over yet.
ROFL

Al Bundy
05-01-2012, 07:00 PM
I'd use that t-shirt to clean my nut off her face.

petegz28
05-01-2012, 07:00 PM
Yank him ffs!

La literatura
05-01-2012, 07:00 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Uq43oN2sdAU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 07:02 PM
Can't wait to burn my 'our time' shirt and toss it on the field

Al Bundy
05-01-2012, 07:02 PM
Rex "It's still early, 5 runs ain't nothin in an American league park." Hey fuckface, I guess you haven't seen the Royals lack of hitting ability.

kstater
05-01-2012, 07:04 PM
LMAO

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 07:04 PM
It's over now

petegz28
05-01-2012, 07:04 PM
:facepalm: Hoch should never throw another pitch for this team...EVER!

mr. tegu
05-01-2012, 07:04 PM
At least hoch is starting to get all the fielders involved.

petegz28
05-01-2012, 07:05 PM
So leave him in...why not? I guess 8 runs isn't enough?

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 07:05 PM
OH NO. NED'S ON THE TOP STEP!!!!

mr. tegu
05-01-2012, 07:05 PM
At this point no reason to yank him until 100 pitches or so.

lewdog
05-01-2012, 07:06 PM
Save the relievers for the up coming night. Let loser Hoch pitch until his arm falls off.

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 07:07 PM
Dyson sees the ball well. He broke back on that towering short fly ball

Al Bundy
05-01-2012, 07:07 PM
Luke even looks like a quitter.

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 07:07 PM
Blow out this fuckers arm....he can live off his millions hes stolen

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 07:08 PM
Hoch going to get Daviessed if he has a couple more starts like this

La literatura
05-01-2012, 07:18 PM
What the fuck is going on

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 07:18 PM
Jesus Alex

Blankey
05-01-2012, 07:19 PM
And they go full retard

La literatura
05-01-2012, 07:21 PM
Mercy rule.

petegz28
05-01-2012, 07:23 PM
Frenchy just kept us in the game..... lmao

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 07:26 PM
PHYSIOC loves being a salesman

Al Bundy
05-01-2012, 07:36 PM
Soren Petro is have an interesting night on twitter.

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 07:40 PM
Dyson comes through after its too late

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 07:41 PM
Butler out by a step

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 07:41 PM
Hosmer should throw a bat

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 07:43 PM
Shut the fuck up Hudler. JFC. Frenchy WILL NOT be batting at .300 by Thursday

RockChalk
05-01-2012, 08:07 PM
Dyson sees the ball well. He broke back on that towering short fly ball

I've said this repeatedly, the guy is not even a mediocre baseball player. The one skill he possesses is speed. Yet the Royals organization seems obsessed with him. His D is flat out awful and we really don't even need to discuss his "hitting" ability

kstater
05-01-2012, 08:10 PM
LMAO

RockChalk
05-01-2012, 08:10 PM
LOL. Of course he (dyson) would then rip a ball into the RC gap

RockChalk
05-01-2012, 08:11 PM
LMAO

:cuss:

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 08:12 PM
7.36. 7.3fucking6.

Our "ace." DM, go fuck yourself.

RockChalk
05-01-2012, 08:13 PM
7.36. 7.3****ing6.

Our "ace." DM, go **** yourself.

Stay the course. It's still early. Trust the process.

RockChalk
05-01-2012, 08:14 PM
MoFo just caught that ball with his face/back turned towards the RF crowd. #OurTime

Nightfyre
05-01-2012, 08:14 PM
its shaping up to be a long year of baseball.

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 08:20 PM
Poor read. Poor reaction. Lack of aggression on a ball that will go nowhere if it drops.

Yeah, Dyson is a good defender.

petegz28
05-01-2012, 08:24 PM
come on guys...we are the biggest inning we have had all season away from a win!

bsp4444
05-01-2012, 08:26 PM
When does the pitching coach get called out?

kstater
05-01-2012, 08:28 PM
Umm, yellow line is HR?

petegz28
05-01-2012, 08:28 PM
HTF is he out?

lewdog
05-01-2012, 08:28 PM
Yellow line means homer faggots

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 08:28 PM
When does the pitching coach get called out?

When DM acquires legit talent. We can change coaches all we want. Fire Yost. Doesn't matter.

GMs are, by far, the most important position in baseball.

petegz28
05-01-2012, 08:29 PM
no matter how you cut it he is not out

Demonpenz
05-01-2012, 08:29 PM
thats an out!

kstater
05-01-2012, 08:29 PM
WTF is Leland doing? He's up a milllion in the 9th.

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 08:29 PM
Leyland should start smoking on the field.

petegz28
05-01-2012, 08:30 PM
HTf is that not a HR? WTF?

petegz28
05-01-2012, 08:31 PM
I mean it makes no difference but JFC we just got super ****ed

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 08:31 PM
HTf is that not a HR? WTF?

Because it didn't clear the wall. While Glass has lobbied for this rule change, the Royals are still required to hit a ball over the fence to get credit for a HR.

58kcfan89
05-01-2012, 08:33 PM
*checks score of game online...*

Can't wait to burn my 'our time' shirt and toss it on the field

Aim for Hochevar.

Sure-Oz
05-01-2012, 08:33 PM
I love how Phys says the royals can come back "other teams have come back from dire straights" dude stfu

petegz28
05-01-2012, 08:33 PM
Because it didn't clear the wall. While Glass has lobbied for this rule change, the Royals are still required to hit a ball over the fence to get credit for a HR.

What's the yellow line for then?

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 08:34 PM
What's the yellow line for then?

To taunt pussies like Dyson.

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 08:34 PM
What a shitty game for the Royals tonight. Damn

DeezNutz
05-01-2012, 08:35 PM
Soren Petro is have an interesting night on twitter.

Yep. Can't blame him.

petegz28
05-01-2012, 08:36 PM
To taunt pussies like Dyson.

ROFL

petegz28
05-01-2012, 08:36 PM
Thing is Frenchy had a triple easy...that whole thing was a fuck job

Chocolate Hog
05-01-2012, 08:47 PM
So is 27 years finally the breaking point for the fans or you still gonna get em' next year?

stonedstooge
05-01-2012, 08:49 PM
No Retreat
No Surrender

kstater
05-01-2012, 08:51 PM
So is 27 years finally the breaking point for the fans or you still gonna get em' next year?

Bandwagon pussy

Chocolate Hog
05-01-2012, 08:56 PM
Bandwagon pussy

You have to try to be bad for 27 straight years. The Glass family would like to thank you for being so gullible.

58kcfan89
05-01-2012, 09:03 PM
So is 27 years finally the breaking point for the fans or you still gonna get em' next year?

I haven't been around for all 27, but I know I'll be back next year.

Count me in on the dumbassery in 2013 and beyond....

lewdog
05-01-2012, 09:48 PM
You have to try to be bad for 27 straight years. The Glass family would like to thank you for being so gullible.

The Hunts would also like to thank the Royals for making people think the Chiefs have actually done anything meaningful in the last 20 years. But I guess anything is meaningful compared to Royals baseball. :rolleyes:

mr. tegu
05-01-2012, 09:51 PM
So is 27 years finally the breaking point for the fans or you still gonna get em' next year?

I love the chiefs but I still think this is a baseball town.

Chocolate Hog
05-02-2012, 12:25 AM
The Hunts would also like to thank the Royals for making people think the Chiefs have actually done anything meaningful in the last 20 years. But I guess anything is meaningful compared to Royals baseball. :rolleyes:

Yeah winning the division and making the playoffs means nothing. The Royals are one of the more irrelevant teams in all of sports. It's embarrassing how some of you think they actually have a chance at being competitive.

lewdog
05-02-2012, 12:33 AM
Yeah winning the division and making the playoffs means nothing. The Royals are one of the more irrelevant teams in all of sports. It's embarrassing how some of you think they actually have a chance at being competitive.

What is embarrassing is fans of the Chiefs who bag on the Royals. Most everyone who is a Royals fan on this board is very realistic about this franchise. Most of us know they suck ass. I haven't seen anyone who is a Royals fan who is delusional about this team, thinking all of a sudden this team is going to be really good. Baseball is a different beast than football.

Shockingly, go outside of CP and many people bag on people who are Chiefs fans. I can't tell you how many times I tell people I am a Chiefs fan and they just laugh. If you honestly think both franchises aren't getting laughed at by most people, you are a complete idiot. It is comical that you somehow think the Chiefs are so much more of a better franchise than the Royals by saying the Chiefs have been competitive. Congrats....being competitive in a salary capped league, with more playoff spots. Wow, I love being competitive. :rolleyes:

BryanBusby
05-02-2012, 12:34 AM
I love the chiefs but I still think this is a baseball town.

This isn't St. Louis.

Chocolate Hog
05-02-2012, 12:44 AM
What is embarrassing is fans of the Chiefs who bag on the Royals. Most everyone who is a Royals fan on this board is very realistic about this franchise. Most of us know they suck ass. I haven't seen anyone who is a Royals fan who is delusional about this team, thinking all of a sudden this team is going to be really good. Baseball is a different beast than football.

Shockingly, go outside of CP and many people bag on people who are Chiefs fans. I can't tell you how many times I tell people I am a Chiefs fan and they just laugh. If you honestly think both franchises aren't getting laughed at by most people, you are a complete idiot. It is comical that you somehow think the Chiefs are so much more of a better franchise than the Royals by saying the Chiefs have been competitive. Congrats....being competitive in a salary capped league, with more playoff spots. Wow, I love being competitive. :rolleyes:

Bullshit. Some on here were talking about how the Royals could compete for second place and possibly get a wild card. Just last week people on here were saying this isn't a bad team.

Strongside
05-02-2012, 12:44 AM
Dyson is Willie Mays Hays. I think he just showed up to spring training uninvited, they carried his bed out in the middle of the night and then when he woke up late and saw the team running sprints, he beat a couple of dudes in his pajamas. Ned saw that and said "Get him a uniform."

keg in kc
05-02-2012, 01:16 AM
Bullshit. Some on here were talking about how the Royals could compete for second place and possibly get a wild card. Just last week people on here were saying this isn't a bad team.Most people on here were saying there was an outside chance that they could be competitive, but that it would require starting pitching better than the players they appeared to have, and that we didn't expect the jump until 2013 or perhaps even 2014. Most people on here recognized that a roster this young would have some growing pains as guys who were rookies last year adjusted to the major league game and the struggles that come with it. Most people on here did expect better offensive performance (which we have seen signs of recently) and better performance from the bullpen. Most people expected them to be better than 6-16 at this point. That does not, however, mean that any of us thought they'd be 16-6, or that we are/were/will ever be homers.

And in fact, the people who bag on the royals the most tend to be the biggest homers of all, ironically. And it's the same with the Chiefs. Because a homer always expecting the worst is in no way better than a homer expecting sunshine and rainbows. It's the same tunnel vision, taken towards a different extreme.

Deberg_1990
05-02-2012, 08:24 AM
Anyone else about done with Hochever? I am...if he improves I don't see his ceiling ever being very high. Move on Royals.....

Deberg_1990
05-02-2012, 08:31 AM
Players picked after Hochever in 2006:

Evan Longoria, Clayton Kershaw, Tim Linecum.

:facepalm:

Lono
05-02-2012, 08:45 AM
Going to my first royals game friday night against the yankees. Seats are behind 3rd base about 20 rows up. Anything cool there I need to make sure I see? Food I need to try?

KCUnited
05-02-2012, 08:50 AM
Going to my first royals game friday night against the yankees. Seats are behind 3rd base about 20 rows up. Anything cool there I need to make sure I see? Food I need to try?

They have a decent series of Boulevard taps open to the public inside the Diamond Club (behind home plate). Taco truck in Center is extremely underwhelming. Lot of distractions from what goes on in the field, just walk around.

gblowfish
05-02-2012, 09:41 AM
Going to my first royals game friday night against the yankees. Seats are behind 3rd base about 20 rows up. Anything cool there I need to make sure I see? Food I need to try?

Go to left field. Get some chicken strips and a cinnamon roll from Stroud's. Check out the Royals HOF. Then go to right field in to the bar. Drink Boulevard Wheat, and lots of it. They Royals should be down by about 7-zip by then....

duncan_idaho
05-02-2012, 10:11 AM
Anyone else about done with Hochever? I am...if he improves I don't see his ceiling ever being very high. Move on Royals.....

Last night's start was very concerning (much more so than the one against the Indians).

He reverted to old form, where he was throwing everything out over the plate/away, and not working inside at all.

That approach can work IF/WHEN he has his power sinker really working, and he's painting the black (93-mph sinker at the knees on the outside part of the plate is the most unhittable pitch in baseball, IMO). When it doesn't? See last night.

Hochevar, starting with the second half last year, began making a concerted effort to work inside and move the ball in and out throughout at-bats. It was wildly successful (for him).

When he's sticking to that approach, Hochevar is a good No. 3/solid No. 2 starter.

If last night becomes a trend, it's a problem. If he realizes he reverted and corrects it, he's still capable of being an effective guy.

lewdog
05-02-2012, 10:13 AM
Bullshit. Some on here were talking about how the Royals could compete for second place and possibly get a wild card. Just last week people on here were saying this isn't a bad team.

People were saying this teams isn't as bad as a 12 game losing streak. And if you read my post I said most people are realistic about the Royals. But you are right, their aren't any Chiefs homers on this board. Like ones that like to talk about how competitive the Chiefs have been for the past 20 years.

RockChalk
05-02-2012, 10:14 AM
Go to left field. Get some chicken strips and a cinnamon roll from Stroud's. Check out the Royals HOF. Then go to right field in to the bar. Drink Boulevard Wheat, and lots of it. They Royals should be down by about 7-zip by then....

Strouds is gone

gblowfish
05-02-2012, 11:30 AM
Really? Wow, they only stayed a year or two? Well, I think Gates BBQ is still sold in the stadium, isn't it?