Just hooked up with an Aussie chick. (My cool story, bros.)

[Dante84]

an' she tolked loike this!

'ello! Moi name's Jane. Oi'me in Austin for the weekend as Oi travel through the stoites.

We were in Vegas yestah-day, and we will be going to New Orleans Mohn-day noight.

Moi friend ova they-ah is mackin' out with some bloke she met. I reckon we should do the same.

(She was probably a 6/10. Blonde, moderately skinny, decent face. But the accent sent me from six to midnight faster than a woman ever had before. Her friend was super skinny, with a Megan Fox face. The other guy lucked out hard.)

Anywho, they were staying at a Travel Lodge and we grabbed a cab with her, her friend, and this random other guy. We went back to their room, and me and this random guy just sat there awkwardly while the girls went in the bathroom. I said, "Man. Aussie chicks are so hot." He said, "Dude, I know." Then we giggled like little school girls. His chick came out in t-shirt and thong, and my chick just left the door cracked asked me to come "help her with something."

An hour later, I went to the lobby, hopped in a cab, and came back home. After some non-answered phone calls to my amigos, I hopped on CP to share my tale.

I love this city, I love Australia, I love blowjobs, and I love Chiefsplanet.

G'noight!

[Rasputin]

Pics or get the fuck out! You know that's the drill.

[AustinChief]

Which bar did ya meet her at? (Would be awesome if it was Aussies)

[Dante84]

Which bar did ya meet her at? (Would be awesome if it was Aussies)

Haha, I know.

No, it was at Barbarella's, strangely enough. Some of my strangest nights in ATX have had that place involved somehow.

[AustinChief]

Haha, I know.

No, it was at Barbarella's, strangely enough. Some of my strangest nights in ATX have had that place involved somehow.

Well Congrats!!!

You ever go across the street to Valhalla or Bull McCabes? Those are where I have spent a majority of my misspent evenings.

[Dante84]

Pics or get the **** out! You know that's the drill.

I know, I know. Let's just pretend it was Claire from LOST. It's better that way.

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[Saccopoo]

Kind of like this song lol

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:bolt:

Dude...seriously. Delete this post. I did not post that. Fucking gun on the table and a lip tattoo. I was not there.

[Dante84]

Well Congrats!!!

You ever go across the street to Valhalla or Bull McCabes? Those are where I have spent a majority of my misspent evenings.

I've never ventured thattaway, but I've dabbled at Plush.

I try to stick mostly to West 6th, but, as you well know, when friends are in town, you've got to clock hours in on the dirty side.

[Dante84]

Dude...seriously. Delete this post. I did not post that. ****ing gun on the table and a lip tattoo. I was not there.

lol

[Rasputin]

I know, I know. Let's just pretend it was Claire from LOST. It's better that way.

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I don't know man if that works? That made me sad :(

Pics ogtfo :p

[AustinChief]

I've never ventured thattaway, but I've dabbled at Plush.

I try to stick mostly to West 6th, but, as you well know, when friends are in town, you've got to clock hours in on the dirty side.

You'd like these two, they are next door to each other on Red River (across street and up one block from where ya were) Neither has annoying live music and are pretty laid back. Not at all like dirty 6th.

[Dante84]

I don't know man if that works? That made me sad :(

Pics ogtfo :p

If I get that Facebook add I was promised, I will happily throw them in here.

That being said, I'm not holding my breath.

[Rasputin]

Dude...seriously. Delete this post. I did not post that. ****ing gun on the table and a lip tattoo. I was not there.

There, happy? I just may have saved your life dude. props.

[AustinChief]

If I get that Facebook add I was promised, I will happily throw them in here.

That being said, I'm not holding my breath.

She'll prolly add you after she finishes brushing her teeth... :D

[Rasputin]

If I get that Facebook add I was promised, I will happily throw them in here.

That being said, I'm not holding my breath.

Ok ok, but I can't give rep to myself but I will help you out & you were > < close to getting some.

http://i643.photobucket.com/albums/uu151/briannalovescoogee/bikini1.gif

Aussie girls in bikini

[HoneyBadger]

These threads normally don't end well.

[Chiefs=Champions]

I find this incredibly racist and offensive. If she spoke like that, shes what we call a bogan - maybe the equivalent of a redneck?

Oh and I've hooked up with numerous Aussies ;)

[Fire Me Boy!]

That's the worst Australian accent I've ever read.

[mikey23545]

So are you saying when you went in the bathroom with her she went down under?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I find this incredibly racist and offensive. If she spoke like that, shes what we call a bogan - maybe the equivalent of a redneck?

Oh and I've hooked up with numerous Aussies ;)

Truly? I assumed that was an Australian accent. That's redneck speak, huh?

[Chiefs=Champions]

Truly? I assumed that was an Australian accent. That's redneck speak, huh?

Those accents portrayed by the American media are pretty much the equivalent of the rednecks here in Australia. We dont really sound that bad.. Do we?? :eek:

[Gary]

Probably a good thing you didn't stick around to see what she looks like without beer goggles:

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsR/56893.gif

[jspchief]

Those accents portrayed by the American media are pretty much the equivalent of the rednecks here in Australia. We dont really sound that bad.. Do we?? :eek:

Don't feel bad. Americans love Australian accents.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

This story really wasnt fappable....I need more details damn it!

[CanadianChief]

Did you ask her if she was into surfing? They really like that.

[Kidd Lex]

This story really wasnt fappable....I need more details damn it!

Whats not to believe about Jane in Austin? Wait Jane....Austin....Jane Austen.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zqFoq3qej2c/TEzOr_vUIsI/AAAAAAABcsY/umojCXe-4SU/s1600/Jane+austen+fight+club+still.png

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Oh........k

[Dante84]

So are you saying when you went in the bathroom with her she went down under?

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[Scorp]

You should vacation in Australia. Guys there treat women like shit. If you hold a door open for a woman there, the women find it almost erotic. Plus in Australia YOU are the one with the accent!

[Okie_Apparition]

Kleansing Kiwi

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii562/Okie_Apparition/thumbnailCACWJGAZ.jpg

[suzzer99]

Sounds like the Flight of the Conchrords stereotype about those classy Aussie chicks is spot on. Was her name Keitha by any chance?

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[BigRedChief]

You should vacation in Australia. Guys there treat women like shit. If you hold a door open for a woman there, the women find it almost erotic. Plus in Australia YOU are the one with the accent!I had my pick almost every night. The big joke in almost every country was "when we saw you we knew you were Irish or American, since Irish cant afford to travel you had to be an American. When you opened your mouth and that accent came out, it was so cute."

Alot were interested in the passport, alot had never been with a guy with red hair and freckles. Took full advantage of the situation.

[gblowfish]

Aussie Tranny???

[Ceej]

An hour is sure a long time to cuddle, mate.

[Molitoth]

The Chick from Hall Pass!?!?!

NSFW
http://www.esscurve.com/428/hall-passs-nicky-whelan-aussie-beach-romp-photos

[Simply Red]

an' she tolked loike this!

'ello! Moi name's Jane. Oi'me in Austin for the weekend as Oi travel through the stoites.

We were in Vegas yestah-day, and we will be going to New Orleans Mohn-day noight.

Moi friend ova they-ah is mackin' out with some bloke she met. I reckon we should do the same.

(She was probably a 6/10. Blonde, moderately skinny, decent face. But the accent sent me from six to midnight faster than a woman ever had before. Her friend was super skinny, with a Megan Fox face. The other guy lucked out hard.)

Anywho, they were staying at a Travel Lodge and we grabbed a cab with her, her friend, and this random other guy. We went back to their room, and me and this random guy just sat there awkwardly while the girls went in the bathroom. I said, "Man. Aussie chicks are so hot." He said, "Dude, I know." Then we giggled like little school girls. His chick came out in t-shirt and thong, and my chick just left the door cracked asked me to come "help her with something."

An hour later, I went to the lobby, hopped in a cab, and came back home. After some non-answered phone calls to my amigos, I hopped on CP to share my tale.

I love this city, I love Australia, I love blowjobs, and I love Chiefsplanet.

http://i.imgur.com/UIsPm.gif (http://imgur.com/UIsPm)

[Bump]

I've hooked with chicks that can't speak english, but never a chick with a hot british or aussie accent. I don't come across them often enough, shame.

[Pablo]

Spit or swallow?

[Hoover]

Congrats! (http://www.theage.com.au/news/National/STDs-on-the-rise-in-Australia-report/2006/10/12/1160246203471.html)

[BigMeatballDave]

How the fuck do you hook up with a foreign chick and not take pics?

You have failed as a man.


:)

[demonhero]

did she write her aussie number on the mirror with the sperm?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Please tell me you asked her if she wanted another shrimp on the barbie

[Trevo_410]

OI CROIKEH!!!

GET THOSE CROIKADILLUHPIGS AWAY FROM SNOOP!!

OIOOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIO

(women's national team)

http://www.kckrs.com/wp-content/uploads/Snoop_Aussie_Women.png

:Lin:

[Thig Lyfe]

Just because she works at Outback Steakhouse doesn't mean she's Australian, brah.

[Cornstock]

Not saying this was the case, but have you considered the possibility that you may have been duped by a convincing Aussie accent? I wouldn't put it past an intelligent six to improve her stock by playing that up. I've played off the Aussie accent straight up Barney Stinson style. It was legen...wait for it...dary!

[Dante84]

Not saying this was the case, but have you considered the possibility that you may have been duped by a convincing Aussie accent? I wouldn't put it past an intelligent six to improve her stock by playing that up. I've played off the Aussie accent straight up Barney Stinson style. It was legen...wait for it...dary!

Since women are inherently not funny, she would have failed hard had she been trying to pull a fast one. And I quizzed her on the limited bit of Aussie knowledge I had. And then I also remembered that a girl wanted to make out with me, so I stopped caring.

Hell I would have gone with it if she were pretending, anyways.

[Dante84]

Spit or swallow?

Open mouth, four inches away. She did the handy work.

My hands were in the air like I was on the Mamba at Worlds of Fun.

[WV]

So did you get to see her nude or just get the ol knob bobbed?

[Dante84]

So did you get to see her nude or just get the ol knob bobbed?

Got her down to her britches.

[stevieray]

cool story, bro.

did you use "that's not a knoife, THIS is a knoife?"

[boogblaster]

kool .....

[CrazyHorse]

an' she tolked loike this!

'ello! Moi name's Jane. Oi'me in Austin for the weekend as Oi travel through the stoites.

We were in Vegas yestah-day, and we will be going to New Orleans Mohn-day noight.

Moi friend ova they-ah is mackin' out with some bloke she met. I reckon we should do the same.

(She was probably a 6/10. Blonde, moderately skinny, decent face. But the accent sent me from six to midnight faster than a woman ever had before. Her friend was super skinny, with a Megan Fox face. The other guy lucked out hard.)

Anywho, they were staying at a Travel Lodge and we grabbed a cab with her, her friend, and this random other guy. We went back to their room, and me and this random guy just sat there awkwardly while the girls went in the bathroom. I said, "Man. Aussie chicks are so hot." He said, "Dude, I know." Then we giggled like little school girls. His chick came out in t-shirt and thong, and my chick just left the door cracked asked me to come "help her with something."

An hour later, I went to the lobby, hopped in a cab, and came back home. After some non-answered phone calls to my amigos, I hopped on CP to share my tale.

I love this city, I love Australia, I love blowjobs, and I love Chiefsplanet.

G'noight!

Getting a blowjob from a tranny in Austrailia? Almost makes you a little homophobic eh?

[Dragonocho]

You just laughed and gave her a Vegemite sandwich? Is that what you did? OMG!!!!

[Thig Lyfe]

Maybe a dingo sucked your dick.

[Setsuna]

I thought Australia hated outsiders.....at least that what I heard. You can't try to move there for shit. They won't take you. Damn isolationists.

[Groves]

Here's what we know: You giggled with some random dude at a Travel Lodge.

[Titty Meat]

Dante you still doin work for Nightlife KC?

[BryanBusby]

OI CROIKEH!!!

GET THOSE CROIKADILLUHPIGS AWAY FROM SNOOP!!

OIOOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIO

(women's national team)

http://www.kckrs.com/wp-content/uploads/Snoop_Aussie_Women.png

:Lin:
yo what da fuck is snoop doin down under

[KurtCobain]

yo I want to snoop down under on kurtcobain and give him the best handjob ever
Wow, thanks! I guess

[Setsuna]

Wow, thanks! I guess

Hey Kurt you want me to do your wife too or just your mom? :evil:

Oh and Dante....I think that's pathetic you make a thread about this, if/when I lose my virginity you won't see me making a thread about it. Get bent!

[Dante84]

Hey Kurt you want me to do your wife too or just your mom? :evil:

Oh and Dante....I think that's pathetic you make a thread about this, if/when I lose my virginity you won't see me making a thread about it. Get bent!

Like.

[The Franchise]

Getting a blowjob from a tranny in Austrailia? Almost makes you a little homophobic eh?

Reading is fundamental.

[CrazyHorse]

Reading is fundamental.


Ha, you got me. I blame homophobia