The wonderful world of Craigslist...

[Ceej]

Some times I peruse through this website.

I've never bought anything on the website; nor have I put anything on it.

Check out this little dandy:

http://topeka.craigslist.org/bar/3012548462.html

Anyone else have anything comical they've ran across on CL, or similar websites?!

[gblowfish]

Awesome!

[bevischief]

Try going thru the meat market listing. Comedy gold.

[lcarus]

What's funny is they might be serious. Reply and ask what brand of cigarettes and how many.

[Ceej]

What's funny is they might be serious. Reply and ask what brand of cigarettes and how many.

I already know they're serious.

It's like,

"hey my grandma died...wait, who gives a fuck? would you like to feed my addiction?"

It did make me laugh though.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I stopped going to craigslist when they got rid of the whore section.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I stopped going to craigslist when they got rid of the whore section.

Interesting fact. In the beginning, CL donated all proceeds from the whore section to charity. Then they decided to keep the money for themselves and became the biggest pimp in the world making hundreds of millions.

[Slayer Diablo]

What's with having three crutches?

Anyway, I've bought and sold on Craigslist without any major issues. You just need to listen to your gut on who's going to turn out to be like Buffalo Bill.

[Pushead2]

CL is a great market place - if you use common sense of course.

[listopencil]

Hah.

[Reerun_KC]

CL is a great market place - if you use common sense of course.

Using this phrase on CP should be bannable...

Common Sense and CP are like Oil and Water.

[Ceej]

While I know CL is a common sense website; I've just never had an urge to sell or buy things off of it.

I just ran across that awesome ad.

Someone trying to barter with their dead grandmother's walking devices.

Makes you wonder.

And laugh.

[Hammock Parties]

I sold some used rear window louvers on CL last month for $150. LMAO

Mexicans!

[Fritz88]

Saul Good?

[KurtCobain]

I don't see any problem, seriously. everyone I know barters in cigarettes.

[bevischief]

http://fargo.craigslist.org/m4w/3034777699.html

think i need sme help i can never find the right people. I try to make friends and it seems to go good then when we date they always stab me in the back. I currently work at burger king and dont have anything to do on my time off, id like to meet smeone so i could have smething to look forword after work or someone just to spend time with. i am 5'11" and have brown hair and hazel eyes put your fav. thing to eat in the subject line so i can see whos real. thanks talk to you soon?

[Ceej]

I don't see any problem, seriously. everyone I know barters in cigarettes.

Yeah, uhh, in prison.

[KcMizzou]

Yeah, uhh, in prison.
http://whoistheroman.com/ImgHost/images/joke.jpg

[Phobia]

Friend of mine is a tow truck driver. This morning he posted an endloader on his flatbed. It had been stolen from South Carolina and recovered in Raymore. Some poor bastard had just give $25k for it on Craigslist.

[Lumpy]

Only in Topeka. LMAO

I've bought/sold quite a bit on CL and have come across a few good ones. I read one a few years back where a lady was giving away her dog... but you had to take her cheating husband, too. LMAO

If you click on the "Best of Craigslist" on the left side of their site, you will find all of the good ones.

[KurtCobain]

Outside, too. I get my friends to watch my kids all the time for cigarettes.

[burt]

I just wanna be paid in gum!!!!

[Ceej]

Only in Topeka. LMAO

I've bought/sold quite a bit on CL and have come across a few good ones. I read one a few years back where a lady was giving away her dog... but you had to take her cheating husband, too. LMAO

If you click on the "Best of Craigslist" on the left side of their site, you will find all of the good ones.

TOPEKA IZ AWESUM!!!!!111

[Lumpy]

TOPEKA IZ AWESUM!!!!!111

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[seaofred]

The "Best of Craiglist" section is awesome.

[Fairplay]

Prefer Lucky Strikes or Chesterfields please.

[Lumpy]

Hipster-Ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters in New Orleans...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nor/2896467643.html

ROFL

/paging Simply Red

[Imon Yourside]

Ok, Do any of you have a 19 year old daughter?

Sub for Dom - 19 (Kc mo)

I am very submissive and want a Dom that will take complete control of me, I like to be held down and completely controlled. Only serious inquires please and be willing to send a photo please as will I.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/w4m/3036471051.html

[Bump]

I stopped using craigslist when they stopped letting us order hookers

[Kyle DeLexus]

I stopped using craigslist when they stopped letting us order hookers

Q

[Ace Gunner]

Hipster-Ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters in New Orleans...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nor/2896467643.html

ROFL

/paging Simply Red

:LOL: gold

[Red Dawg]

There are a few gents in cb4 that will make him a better barter. Lucky Strikes?

[Kyle DeLexus]

This one actually made me laugh.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/2948959310.html

Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m

Date: 2012-04-09, 3:41PM CDT

Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock and I was wasted so I let raw dog it in the stall.
You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.
Location: Aragon Ballroom
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Kyle DeLexus]

Are these special massages or normal?

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/thp/3037363787.html

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/thp/3037280320.html

I mean that second one has hand incorporated a couple times.