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Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:03 PM
Hello fellow planeteers who just can't quit the Royals.

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 06:07 PM
AG back at the top of the order. I like it.

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:07 PM
wew! leadoff man on...

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 06:08 PM
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST

petegz28
05-29-2012, 06:08 PM
Fucked by the Ump already

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:08 PM
What the fuck Yost. Get tossed you bitch.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:09 PM
Startin the screwin early tonight

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:09 PM
This second base ump can choke on a bag of dicks. Puts a bad taste in our team's mouth early in the game.

Archie F. Swin
05-29-2012, 06:10 PM
what did I miss?

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:13 PM
what did I miss?

Second base ump was too busy concentrating on the dick in his mouth to pay attention to the game on the field, and called a force out on a ball that was obviously dropped to everyone in the stadium.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:13 PM
what did I miss?

Grounder to second, tossed it to shortstop covering second, dropped the ball, ump calls Gordon out (forced) at second, Ned comes out to question it, accepts umps version as usual, Ned walks back to the dugout with his head down, Royals get fucked again

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:14 PM
Which has now officially cost us a run.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:14 PM
MOOOOSSSSEEEEEE with the 3 run homer that scores 2

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 06:14 PM
Moose!!!

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 06:14 PM
DAT SWING

KCUnited
05-29-2012, 06:14 PM
Should've been a 3bomb.

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:14 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:14 PM
MOOOSE was robbed of an RBI by an umpire.

Archie F. Swin
05-29-2012, 06:14 PM
I'm starting to like this Moustakas kid

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:18 PM
Joel predicted the benches would empty tonight. Hope he's right.

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:19 PM
I hope the Royals hit a line drive off Perez's face

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:19 PM
Joel predicted the benches would empty tonight. Hope he's right.

Really?

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:19 PM
I hope the Royals hit a line drive off Perez's face

I was just thinking the same thing, hah.

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:20 PM
lol Smith isnt gonna hit anybody

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:20 PM
Really?

Pre-game during the segment where all the announcers pick a,b,c or d happening tonight

Archie F. Swin
05-29-2012, 06:21 PM
lol Smith isnt gonna hit anybody

I'd love to see someone come at Broxton

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 06:21 PM
Hey Alex Gordon was out when the guy dropped the ball... not sure why Choo was safe.

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:21 PM
I think escobar dropped it "in transition"

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:21 PM
Pre-game during the segment where all the announcers pick a,b,c or d happening tonight

I think after yesterday the Royals should feel disrespected and ready to beat the indians ass. i hope there is a brawl

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:21 PM
Smith/walk machine

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 06:22 PM
Looks like Will Smith is not a fan of the Kansas City Royals or winning.

KcMizzou
05-29-2012, 06:22 PM
Will Smith does not belong in the majors. :facepalm:

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:22 PM
wonder what smiths K/BB ratio is right now

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:22 PM
Hey Alex Gordon was out when the guy dropped the ball... not sure why Choo was safe.

Heh. He can't do that; it would hurt the FIRST PLACE INDIANS!

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:23 PM
Will Smith does not belong in the majors. :facepalm:

Maybe next year or after as a 5 or Long relief guy, but he is obviously not ready for this.

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:23 PM
I am so sick of this pitching staff

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 06:23 PM
Big Willy Style in full effect right now, yo

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:23 PM
Dayton should be on the hot seat if the Royals dont get 2 starters in FA

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 06:24 PM
Yeah I'd say if the Royals care about winning Will Smith needs to come out now... however everytime Will Smith starts the Royals prove they don't care at all about winning.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:24 PM
Smith had to have something to get to this level. Wish we could see what it was

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:24 PM
Fuck me. If the Royals give up more than four runs this inning, I'm done. Not going to depress myself for the rest of the night.

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:25 PM
Smith had to have something to get to this level. Wish we could see what it was

Its because Braves scouts liked him.

WE CANT ESCAPE A FUCKING TREE IN EITHER SPORTS FRANCHISES IN THIS CITY

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:26 PM
Mazzaro is already warming up...

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:26 PM
Its because Braves scouts liked him.

WE CANT ESCAPE A ****ING TREE IN EITHER SPORTS FRANCHISES IN THIS CITY

Ain't that the fucking truth

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:27 PM
Royals need pitching but won't kick the tires on Jason Marquis

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:27 PM
Instead they'd rather sign 40 year old doug davis

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:28 PM
Maier would have ended the inning already

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 06:28 PM
he's gotta give up at least one more, right?

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:28 PM
fuck it bring back jeff francis, he had good outings 2/4 times

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:29 PM
SIT FUCKING DOWN

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:29 PM
Woohoo only 2 runs

ChiefsandO'sfan
05-29-2012, 06:30 PM
Royals need pitching but won't kick the tires on Jason Marquis

Ken Rosenthal‏@Ken_Rosenthal

Source: #Padres to sign Jason Marquis. Expected to report to Triple A. Was 2-4 with 8.47 ERA before getting released by #Twins.

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:30 PM
That could have been worse, I guess. Still, we should have the lead right now. I'm fairly certain that the Indians are going to win by one run.

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:31 PM
I think Smith could be an alright 4/5 guy once he settles down. He certainly recovered from that shaky start in that inning.

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 06:31 PM
Royals need pitching but won't kick the tires on Jason Marquis

Exactly what I was thinking. There has to be SOMEBODY in the free agent scrap heap we can bring on...

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:31 PM
Joe Nathan has a 28/2 K/BB ratio right now

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:33 PM
Nice piece of hitting there Hosmer

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:33 PM
Exactly what I was thinking. There has to be SOMEBODY in the free agent scrap heap we can bring on...

Padres are about to sign him...can't imagine why the royals wouldnt.

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:33 PM
I think Smith could be an alright 4/5 guy once he settles down. He certainly recovered from that shaky start in that inning.

Fuck him. I'll support the guy when he can give our team a chance to win, which he hasn't done so far in his first "start" or this one, so far. A cumulative four innings or so is more than enough to project a baseball player's career.

Archie F. Swin
05-29-2012, 06:34 PM
nice to know hos can get a single that way

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:34 PM
Escobar takes a strike a foot out of the strike zone

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:34 PM
**** him. I'll support the guy when he can give our team a chance to win, which he hasn't done so far in his first "start" or this one, so far. A cumulative four innings or so is more than enough to project a baseball player's career.

BUT THE BRAVES SCOUT LIKED HIM

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:34 PM
**** him. I'll support the guy when he can give our team a chance to win, which he hasn't done so far in his first "start" or this one, so far. A cumulative four innings or so is more than enough to project a baseball player's career.

LMAO

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:35 PM
Escobar takes a strike a foot out of the strike zone

thats how he gets most of his 2b hits

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:35 PM
FUCKERS HIT ESCOBAR!!!!!

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:35 PM
"You hit us, we hit you!"

Except not, because Yost is a pussy.

Archie F. Swin
05-29-2012, 06:36 PM
Esco should stare that fucker down

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:36 PM
Textbook sac bunt.

kstater
05-29-2012, 06:36 PM
Nice

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:36 PM
NICE SLIDE

KcMizzou
05-29-2012, 06:37 PM
Shew wtg Hosmer

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:37 PM
Quintero chokes, but Hosmer bails him out.

Archie F. Swin
05-29-2012, 06:37 PM
dear god quint

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:37 PM
I'm still not sure what Quintero was swinging at that first pitch.

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:38 PM
Alice!

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:38 PM
BIG FUCK YOU CHRIS PEREZ

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:38 PM
Going to need more than 4 tonight I have a feeling

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:39 PM
Masterson already pushing forty pitches.

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:40 PM
Was that not a balk?

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:40 PM
Heeeere's Johnny!

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:40 PM
Swing the fucking bats

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:40 PM
woooo

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:40 PM
Go Johnny Go Go with the RBI single. Royals up 5-2

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:41 PM
Ok, lets fucking go off for 20+ runs so perez has to come in

KcMizzou
05-29-2012, 06:41 PM
Giavotella looks like he's about 14.

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:41 PM
So can we drill Choo when he comes up?

KcMizzou
05-29-2012, 06:42 PM
Hit one out, Billy.

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:42 PM
fitting we have mazzaro to come in against the indians again. maybe this time they wont hang 14 on him

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:43 PM
Indians are getting too far behind. Home plate ump is going to have to expand his strike zone for them

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 06:43 PM
Masterson looking very Hoch/Will Smith/Most every pitcher not named Gil Meche or Chen for the last 15 years.

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:43 PM
come on moose

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 06:43 PM
Belly read his own article the other day.

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:44 PM
Pitched Billy pretty well, gotta give them that. Let's go, Moose!

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:45 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*******J

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:45 PM
THats not foul is it?

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:45 PM
Shee-it, I though that was fair for sure.

KCUnited
05-29-2012, 06:45 PM
Here we go.

kstater
05-29-2012, 06:45 PM
That's a HR

petegz28
05-29-2012, 06:45 PM
It's foul

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:46 PM
Gotta take a look atleast

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 06:46 PM
Looked foul to me

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:46 PM
replay bitches

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:46 PM
Barely.

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 06:46 PM
Looks like it might have gotten a small piece of the pole, but it's not definitive.

Blankey
05-29-2012, 06:47 PM
Why are so many umps so freaking fat

petegz28
05-29-2012, 06:48 PM
Looks like it might have gotten a small piece of the pole, but it's not definitive.

I thought the same. But I don't think it's going to go

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 06:48 PM
Uhhhmm I wonder if that camera man had the camera on that 14 year old girl with the short shorts or the kid that caught the ball?

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:49 PM
Hey, I just hit the ball,

and this is crazy

but that ball looked fair

so review me maybe?

chiefqueen
05-29-2012, 06:49 PM
Why are so many umps so freaking fat

They just stand there.

thurman merman
05-29-2012, 06:49 PM
Why are so many umps so freaking fat

You would think with how much they've been screwing the Royals they should be getting some good cardio in, at least.

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:50 PM
YEAH BUDDY

KcMizzou
05-29-2012, 06:50 PM
Wow. What a start for Moose.

Sure-Oz
05-29-2012, 06:50 PM
Big FUCK YOU PEREZ!

thurman merman
05-29-2012, 06:50 PM
Moustakas is fucking awesome.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:50 PM
w00t MOOSE. 2 RBI single. 7-2

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 06:51 PM
Moose is fucking shoving right now

KCUnited
05-29-2012, 06:51 PM
5 more to go and I think we can have a chance at this one.

GoHuge
05-29-2012, 06:51 PM
Nice job Moose...........we still need more to get Smith thru the 5th with a lead.

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:51 PM
So, moose has 4(5) RBIs!

thurman merman
05-29-2012, 06:52 PM
Moustakas is an inch and a non-retarded umpire away from having 6 RBI in 2 innings.

KcMizzou
05-29-2012, 06:53 PM
Mick Shaffer ‏@mickshaffer

Mike Moustakas rode a tornado to work today.

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:53 PM
Please plink Choo!

Shogun
05-29-2012, 06:56 PM
fucking Gio

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 06:57 PM
Damn Johnny, can't fuck those up

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 06:58 PM
Gio has been booting around the ball alot lately.

GoHuge
05-29-2012, 06:58 PM
Damn Johnny, can't **** those upOh yes he can.......just watch more!!!

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 06:59 PM
Fuck you quintero.

GoHuge
05-29-2012, 07:02 PM
Will "Stone Cold" Smith

Reaper16
05-29-2012, 07:02 PM
lol Getz is the team's best defensive option at 2B.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 07:07 PM
That hard curve or slider must be a bitch. Most of the right handed batters have struck out on it swinging

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 07:09 PM
That was a swing?

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 07:12 PM
Smith looks to be getting his shit together

CaliforniaChief
05-29-2012, 07:12 PM
Do you guys think either Moose or Billy will be All-Stars? If so, what are the odds we can get one of them in the HR Derby? Whether they have a chance or not, it would be so tits to have a Royals player in the derby at the K.

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 07:13 PM
Moose has a cannon for an arm. I mean, those throws have a crazy flat trajectory.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 07:15 PM
Do you guys think either Moose or Billy will be All-Stars? If so, what are the odds we can get one of them in the HR Derby? Whether they have a chance or not, it would be so tits to have a Royals player in the derby at the K.

KC media over the weekend was pimping Billy for the All Star Game AND the Home Run Derby

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 07:21 PM
Shit, send Falu down yesterday and deal Betancourt for a bag of potato chips.

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 07:21 PM
Getz may be the best defensive option at 2b, but Gio is head and shoulders above Getz/Yuni and Falu with the bat (season stats thus far be damned)

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 07:22 PM
Jason Marquis just signed by the Padres per Jayson Stark

CaliforniaChief
05-29-2012, 07:24 PM
KC media over the weekend was pimping Billy for the All Star Game AND the Home Run Derby

He's by far the most deserving. Can you imagine the atmosphere at the K if Billy got into that thing?

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 07:26 PM
Eric Hopsmer

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 07:27 PM
So... move Moose to RF, trade Frenchy and bring Myers up at third?

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 07:28 PM
Even with the guy sliding 2 feet out of the baseline we got the DP.

arrowheadnation
05-29-2012, 07:28 PM
Hos's athleticism saved a run that inning.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 07:41 PM
Smith looking like a major league pitcher since the first

KcMizzou
05-29-2012, 07:41 PM
LMAO Hudler's such a dork.

Nightfyre
05-29-2012, 07:42 PM
WHAT THE FUCK. I don't give a fuck about Hud.

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 07:42 PM
Good couple of innings for Will Smith. He got the runs and has actually pitched.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 07:44 PM
Did anyone else hear on the radio today about the Royals being for sale? Talk was about the group that owns the soccer team trying to buy them.

Reaper16
05-29-2012, 07:47 PM
Did anyone else hear on the radio today about the Royals being for sale? Talk was about the group that owns the soccer team trying to buy them.

I don't believe it for one second. No way could the Royals get bought by one of the best ownership groups in all of American sports.

Captain Obvious
05-29-2012, 07:50 PM
Couldn't draw that up any better.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 07:50 PM
Don't see that play very often

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 07:50 PM
Dyson should give the Indians the You cant see me shit that Perez did yesterday and if the next batter got hit.. take the bat out to the mound and fuck the guy up.

Archie F. Swin
05-29-2012, 07:50 PM
Damn! I look away for 1hr and 10 minutes....jeez!

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 07:53 PM
Gonna be trolling Perez on Twitter later, fa sho.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 07:56 PM
Damn Will, pitching like you want to stay up here

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 07:59 PM
**** him. I'll support the guy when he can give our team a chance to win, which he hasn't done so far in his first "start" or this one, so far. A cumulative four innings or so is more than enough to project a baseball player's career.

Thank goodness that Will checks CP between innings and is so desperate for my approval.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-29-2012, 08:01 PM
Did anyone else hear on the radio today about the Royals being for sale? Talk was about the group that owns the soccer team trying to buy them.

The rumor has been floating for a while that they could be for sale. I've never heard of a potential buyer though. That would be a nice rumor to see come true... even though I'm not as big a Glass hater as many are... I'm not exactly a fan either.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 08:02 PM
What's the deal with Ordonez retiring? Wouldn't that ankle or foot of his ever heal up?

KcMizzou
05-29-2012, 08:10 PM
Well done Smith.

kstater
05-29-2012, 08:11 PM
That has been ruled an out against the Royals in the past.

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 08:11 PM
Damn, Hosmer.

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 08:12 PM
Ryan giving the Umps some shit for their horrific calls this series.

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 08:13 PM
That has been ruled an out against the Royals in the past.

This had a better case for actually being a catch than the one in the first inning, although they both should have been called safe.

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 08:13 PM
Choo is a whiny little bitch.

Edit: ...who can sit the f down.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 08:15 PM
I could do without that fucking drum pounding again

Canofbier
05-29-2012, 08:17 PM
Herrera is a better athlete than I had realized.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 08:19 PM
w00t

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 08:30 PM
Come along Tim-Tim

Dartgod
05-29-2012, 08:33 PM
If I ever go to a game in Cleveland, I'm gonna find that guy with the drum and beat him senseless.

CaliforniaChief
05-29-2012, 08:35 PM
I'll say this:

This team is seriously flawed, but at least they don't give up. Royals teams of the past would hit a 12 game skid and that would be it. They would lose the first game of the series and then just sleep through the rest of it.

This team comes back almost every time. And even after a game like yesterday which was very winnable and blown, they come back and pound the crap out of the Indians and give themselves a chance to win yet another road series.

It's a long season, and at least they haven't bowed out of it yet.

SPATCH
05-29-2012, 08:37 PM
... and Tim-Tim comes out and shoves, again.

stonedstooge
05-29-2012, 08:42 PM
Royals take the game tomorrow and get some wins at home against the A's and Twinkies, could be a run towards the top

CaliforniaChief
05-29-2012, 08:44 PM
Royals take the game tomorrow and get some wins at home against the A's and Twinkies, could be a run towards the top

:banghead:

KCUnited
05-29-2012, 08:50 PM
Despite the clown show we put on in the field, it's nice to see these guys respond after yesterday.

CaliforniaChief
05-29-2012, 08:52 PM
Hey Chrissy Perez, how did that one taste?

GloryDayz
05-29-2012, 08:54 PM
Very nice... VERY NICE!!! Very balanced effort....

GloryDayz
05-29-2012, 08:54 PM
Despite the clown show we put on in the field, it's nice to see these guys respond after yesterday.

What did I miss?

Al Bundy
05-29-2012, 08:56 PM
Good.. and very unexpected win.

Discuss Thrower
05-29-2012, 08:56 PM
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Shogun
05-29-2012, 08:56 PM
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called KC

In west Georgia born and raised
On the baseball diamond was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all pitchin some baseball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little bench clearing brawl and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle dayton in KC'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking antifreeze out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of KC Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is KC the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of KC

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a redneck standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get benched
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said ISHTMYPANTS and it had balls in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Kauffman'

I pulled up to the stadium about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Kauffman Stadium

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-29-2012, 09:12 PM
winner, winner chicken dinner!

DeezNutz
05-29-2012, 09:43 PM
So... move Moose to RF, trade Frenchy and bring Myers up at third?

Sounds like a Royals thing to do.

DeezNutz
05-29-2012, 09:44 PM
Did anyone else hear on the radio today about the Royals being for sale? Talk was about the group that owns the soccer team trying to buy them.

I heard KK and others on 810 talking about how that would be a fucking dream situation. Nothing beyond bullshit banter and wishful thinking, though.

PunkinDrublic
05-29-2012, 09:54 PM
Hey Chrissy Perez, how did that one taste?

Seriously who the **** is Chris Perez anyway? The only reason I've ever heard of him is because he runs his mouth after he's beaten the Royals a couple of time.

CaliforniaChief
05-29-2012, 10:01 PM
Seriously who the **** is Chris Perez anyway? The only reason I've ever heard of him is because he runs his mouth after he's beaten the Royals a couple of time.

It's real easy to run your mouth when you're an American League closer and never have to stand in the batter's box.

Great Expectations
05-30-2012, 07:45 AM
It's real easy to run your mouth when you're an American League closer and never have to stand in the batter's box.

How often does a national "junior" league closer stand in the batters box?