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malachi47000
05-30-2012, 12:07 AM
My wife finally agreed to a lifelong fantasy, to have sex in a public place. Her one condition is that it has to be somewhere no one would walk in on us (this was the only way I could convince her)...I live in Wichita so it would have be around here...any suggestions?

Joe Seahawk
05-30-2012, 12:08 AM
Stream it in the epic fail thread?

BillSelfsTrophycase
05-30-2012, 12:09 AM
My wife finally agreed to a lifelong fantasy, to have sex in a public place. Her one condition is that it has to be somewhere no one would walk in on us (this was the only way I could convince her)...I live in Wichita so it would have be around here...any suggestions?

That kinda defeats the whole purpose of sex in public

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-30-2012, 12:09 AM
My college gf and I had sex on the "natural stage" at Peter Pan Park in Emporia KS. Really well hidden especially at night. Totally naked in a public place rocks.

malachi47000
05-30-2012, 12:11 AM
That kinda defeats the whole purpose of sex in public

I agree, believe me! Otherwise she won't do it...she is to worried someone would see us..I will take what I can get though.

listopencil
05-30-2012, 12:12 AM
Playground at night. Roof of a fast food place. Parking lot at a dentist's office. Out in the deep woods. The possibilities are endless.

malachi47000
05-30-2012, 12:14 AM
Out in the deep woods

Where might that be in KS?

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-30-2012, 12:15 AM
I agree, believe me! Otherwise she won't do it...she is to worried someone would see us..I will take what I can get though.

Public bathroom. Done it there too. Not romantic so much but hot because it's dangerous.

Public parking garage... done it.

Public lake... done it.

behind a barrier at a concert... done it.

Take notes son.

:)

listopencil
05-30-2012, 12:15 AM
Where might that be in KS?

How should I know? I've never been there.

malachi47000
05-30-2012, 12:15 AM
Stream it in the epic fail thread?

Her rules...not mine..I could care less and have been on her for 6 years now...our anniversary is coming up and she gave me the conditions for her consent..

Count Zarth
05-30-2012, 12:16 AM
In deepish woods, by a creek, with a full moon. In the springtime, or summer. NEVER in winter, because good luck staying hard in the cold.

You'll climax extremely hard.

Psyko Tek
05-30-2012, 12:16 AM
walmart dressing room at 3 am?
concert?

malachi47000
05-30-2012, 12:16 AM
Public bathroom. Done it there too. Not romantic so much but hot because it's dangerous.

Public parking garage... done it.

Public lake... done it.

behind a barrier at a concert... done it.

Take notes son.

:)

I am...you are going to fast...

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-30-2012, 12:16 AM
Where might that be in KS?

There are plenty of woods in KS. Go east. Not really public though.

malachi47000
05-30-2012, 12:17 AM
In deepish woods, by a creek, with a full moon. In the springtime, or summer. NEVER in winter, because good luck staying hard in the cold.

You'll climax extremely hard.

sounds enticing

listopencil
05-30-2012, 12:17 AM
In deepish woods, by a creek, with a full moon. In the springtime, or summer. NEVER in winter, because good luck staying hard in the cold.

You'll climax extremely hard.

Outdoor Winter sex is great.

Phobia
05-30-2012, 12:17 AM
Good Lord - I used to do it everywhere. First thing I did when I got a new car was break it in. Now neither of my vehicles has been broken in and I've driven both 5+ years. My wife has turned into such a prude.

Lumpy
05-30-2012, 12:19 AM
Wichita sucks for that. Small town park... bring a blanket... find a baseball diamond... keep an eye out for the fuzz.

Count Zarth
05-30-2012, 12:19 AM
My wife has turned into such a prude.

http://i47.tinypic.com/30963ia.jpg

malachi47000
05-30-2012, 12:20 AM
Wichita sucks for that. Small town park... bring a blanket... find a baseball diamond... keep an eye out for the fuzz.

tell me about it...we are out here in the middle of nowhere!

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-30-2012, 12:22 AM
My ex-wife and I once drove 85 miles naked... at night yes... but we drove through a few towns with plenty of lights. Then we did it in the car when we got home. Now I can't stand her. Woot.

Phobia
05-30-2012, 12:34 AM
http://i47.tinypic.com/30963ia.jpg

I was tapping ass 3x a day while you were still a 300 lbs 5th grader. You. Can't. Post. That. At. Me.

Phobia
05-30-2012, 12:35 AM
My ex-wife and I once drove 85 miles naked... at night yes... but we drove through a few towns with plenty of lights. Then we did it in the car when we got home. Now I can't stand her. Woot.

I think I'm talented because I can have oral sex with a female while she's driving. That's a road trip.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-30-2012, 12:37 AM
I think I'm talented because I can have oral sex with a female while she's driving. That's a road trip.

:clap:

Count Zarth
05-30-2012, 12:39 AM
I was tapping ass 3x a day while you were still a 300 lbs 5th grader. You. Can't. Post. That. At. Me.

I didn't get fat til HS, but you were probably tapping even more ass then.

BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER

DaFace
05-30-2012, 12:44 AM
My college gf and I had sex on the "natural stage" at Peter Pan Park in Emporia KS. Really well hidden especially at night. Totally naked in a public place rocks.

I know that stage well (though apparently not as well as you). Now I feel kind of dirty.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-30-2012, 12:53 AM
I know that stage well (though apparently not as well as you). Now I feel kind of dirty.

You know what's funny? 20 years later we still talk on a regular basis. Peter Pan Park used to be a great place. Last time I was there I was disappointed at how it had been taken care of. That place meant a lot to me in my youth.

Phobia
05-30-2012, 12:55 AM
My ex-gf was a long-jumper so the very next girl wanted to christen the long jump pit at the track. That was fun until the cop spot-lighted us.

Phobia
05-30-2012, 12:56 AM
Did a girl on the roof of her parent's church one time.

Count Zarth
05-30-2012, 12:56 AM
please write some penthouse letters, phil

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-30-2012, 12:58 AM
My ex-gf was a long-jumper so the very next girl wanted to christen the long jump pit at the track. That was fun until the cop spot-lighted us.

But you ended up with Pink (hot... not being weird just sayin) so you did ok.

Phobia
05-30-2012, 01:00 AM
But you ended up with Pink (hot... not being weird just sayin) so you did ok.

That's an understatement. I did very well. I've been very fortunate for about 80% of my life. Too bad I don't have a preggo fetish though. I have never liked that at all even though 3rd trimester is a very horny time.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-30-2012, 01:04 AM
That's an understatement. I did very well. I've been very fortunate for about 80% of my life. Too bad I don't have a preggo fetish though. I have never liked that at all even though 3rd trimester is a very horny time.

Are you expecting? I missed it if you are.

Phobia
05-30-2012, 01:05 AM
Are you expecting? I missed it if you are.

She is. Got a boy coming. I'll have kids in 3 different decades which is somewhat ridiculous.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-30-2012, 01:06 AM
She is. Got a boy coming. I'll have kids in 3 different decades which is somewhat ridiculous.

Well go you daddy. Congrats!

CrazyPhuD
05-30-2012, 01:33 AM
Flash mob group public sex? This has to have already been done....who's got the video?

big nasty kcnut
05-30-2012, 03:28 AM
Ok get a ladder climb over the gate of the Starlite Drive-In and have sex there at midnight or later. You'll thank me later.

Munson
05-30-2012, 03:30 AM
Do it in the back alley behind the local 7/eleven.

Oh, and give her the surprise buttsecks.ROFL

Saulbadguy
05-30-2012, 04:22 AM
The Kansas Sports Hall of Fame. No one ever goes there.

Rausch
05-30-2012, 05:08 AM
Is it just me or does anyone else feel like this is the coming out party for CP's newest sex offender?...

The Dawg
05-30-2012, 05:09 AM
Did a girl on the roof of her parent's church one time.

Did it on the roof of my high-school shortly after school was out for the day. That's really the best I got.

Coogs
05-30-2012, 05:58 AM
My wife finally agreed to a lifelong fantasy, to have sex in a public place. Her one condition is that it has to be somewhere no one would walk in on us (this was the only way I could convince her)...I live in Wichita so it would have be around here...any suggestions?

Chitown's parking lot at his workplace! :shrug:

Superbowltrashcan
05-30-2012, 06:03 AM
Have you already had tent sex? If you are inside your tent and there are numerous others camped nearby you can do as you like without any repercussions assuming normal noise levels.....

The Dawg
05-30-2012, 06:37 AM
I enjoy how my browser says "Poop Sex in public"

tooge
05-30-2012, 06:41 AM
Playground at night. Roof of a fast food place. Parking lot at a dentist's office. Out in the deep woods. The possibilities are endless.

I know a good dentists office parking lot but I'll need pics of your wife first

JD10367
05-30-2012, 07:22 AM
In deepish woods, by a creek, with a full moon. In the springtime, or summer.

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/675/675510/brokeback-mountain-20051213061537535.jpg

oldman
05-30-2012, 07:26 AM
If you live in a house, the solution can be as simple as doing it in the backseat of your car, parked in the driveway. Or your backyard. Once she gets a little more comfortable, you can move on to riskier places. Are you tied to Wichita proper? There's a lot of country roads just outside of town.

Mr. Plow
05-30-2012, 07:32 AM
There's a lot of country roads just outside of town.


Yes.....yes there are.

Sofa King
05-30-2012, 07:38 AM
Bang her in the arrowhead parking lot. Make sure it's cold out, and wear your coveralls.

ChiTown
05-30-2012, 07:57 AM
My wife finally agreed to a lifelong fantasy, to have sex in a public place. Her one condition is that it has to be somewhere no one would walk in on us (this was the only way I could convince her)...I live in Wichita so it would have be around here...any suggestions?

My driveway?

RockChalk
05-30-2012, 08:06 AM
I don't see how this will really fulfill your fantasy. Sex in public should be unplanned and random, at least to me anyways. That's what makes it so exciting.

Nonetheless, good luck with your ventures.

My suggestion...golf course late at night.

otherstar
05-30-2012, 08:07 AM
Depending on how big your yard is, and how close your neighbors are, I'd go for the front or back yard first. We actually conceived a child in our front yard...oddly enough. We live on a half-acre and the nearest house is about 50 yards away. Found a nice dark spot in the front yard at around 3 AM once (when the only other kid we had at the time was spending the night at grandmas) and got busy! We're always stopping on the way home from going out on dates (if it's late enough) and finding dark, secluded spots to get busy.

ChiTown
05-30-2012, 08:08 AM
My suggestion...golf course late at night.

:LOL: If I had a dollar.........

I used to sneak on to KC Country Club late at night - drink, smoke weed and Fuck. I miss my youth.....:(

Nzoner
05-30-2012, 08:10 AM
That was fun until the cop spot-lighted us.

Heh,talk about going soft in nothing flat,I was at a public park in the backseat of my car with an ex gf doing 69 and there was a tap on the window and the flashlight beam hit. :banghead:

boogblaster
05-30-2012, 08:13 AM
trailer-park south of oaklawn ... plenty of debris piles too hide behind .....

Nzoner
05-30-2012, 08:14 AM
:LOL: If I had a dollar.........

I used to sneak on to KC Country Club late at night - drink, smoke weed and ****. I miss my youth.....:(

No shit,I once focked a girl at 1 a.m. on the front lawn on my old public school,the street that ran beside it wasn't all that busy with traffic at that time but enough so that it made it quite exciting.

cmh6476
05-30-2012, 08:22 AM
Kauffman Stadium

Rain Man
05-30-2012, 08:26 AM
Run a stop sign, get stopped by a cop, and then run back and do it on his car while he's writing the ticket. You'll have to be fast about it, though.

scho63
05-30-2012, 08:31 AM
I had sex with an ex-girlfriend in Muir Woods in Cali during the middle of the day off a trail behind a tree about 20 years ago. We could hear people walking through the woods on the trails but we didn't get caught. Doggy style with her hands on the large tree to shield us. It was pretty fun.

Another time in my early 20's I had sex in the ocean with a girl while 200 people were around us. It was pretty easy just floating up and down there with the water up to my neck.

One other time on the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore with all the lights still on at 3am after the bars closed. It was deserted but anyone who would have wandered by would have seen us in all our glory.

It's been a long time since the outdoors.......

Try for a place in the woods or behind a building.

Have fun and don't forget to share the details!!!
:thumb:

RockChalk
05-30-2012, 08:41 AM
Have fun and don't forget to share the details!!!
:thumb:

Might as well get the obligatory "pics or it didn't happen" out of the way

Old Dog
05-30-2012, 08:42 AM
Cemetery

tooge
05-30-2012, 08:57 AM
Did it on the beach in Cali. Got caught when two people rode by on horses. Kinda wierd.

Kerberos
05-30-2012, 08:58 AM
My driveway?

:LOL: If I had a dollar.........

I used to sneak on to KC Country Club late at night - drink, smoke weed and ****. I miss my youth.....:(

I heard the Hair Solon near your office is a great place to get off?? ;)

Hog Farmer
05-30-2012, 09:11 AM
Do it in a motel swimming pool

Rain Man
05-30-2012, 09:12 AM
On the front porch of a promiscuous bisexual woman's house.

gblowfish
05-30-2012, 09:31 AM
In front of the Knute Rockne Crash Site memorial???

Rooster
05-30-2012, 09:40 AM
The Kansas Sports Hall of Fame. No one ever goes there.

ROFLROFL

sedated
05-30-2012, 09:44 AM
KU’s national title in 2008, me and the GF drove to Lawrence to celebrate on Mass. After the bars closed and people were heading home, we walked back to our car parked on New Hampshire near 9th. The mood struck and we steamed up the windows in the front seat before we drove back to KC. The best part was the college kids yelling sh!t and slapping the windows as they walked by.

DJ's left nut
05-30-2012, 09:45 AM
Changing room at a mall or something seems like a no-brainer. The doors lock, it's definitely 'in public' and there's a ready-made excuse for having no clothes on and both parties inside.

Done and done.

malachi47000
05-30-2012, 10:16 AM
Is it just me or does anyone else feel like this is the coming out party for CP's newest sex offender?...

Is this a secret society you all have joined?

Have you already had tent sex? If you are inside your tent and there are numerous others camped nearby you can do as you like without any repercussions assuming normal noise levels.....

Excellent idea!

I enjoy how my browser says "Poop Sex in public"

I know..was wondering how long it would take before someone noticed that...lol

I know a good dentists office parking lot but I'll need pics of your wife first

Appreciate the thought but there will be no pics.

I don't see how this will really fulfill your fantasy. Sex in public should be unplanned and random, at least to me anyways. That's what makes it so exciting.

Nonetheless, good luck with your ventures.

My suggestion...golf course late at night.

I agree with you...believe me. However if she is to consent, have to abide by her rules...

Depending on how big your yard is, and how close your neighbors are, I'd go for the front or back yard first. We actually conceived a child in our front yard...oddly enough. We live on a half-acre and the nearest house is about 50 yards away. Found a nice dark spot in the front yard at around 3 AM once (when the only other kid we had at the time was spending the night at grandmas) and got busy! We're always stopping on the way home from going out on dates (if it's late enough) and finding dark, secluded spots to get busy.

Actually we already have done that (back yard because she is to nervous to do it in our front. We have a judge living next door to us and that guy I swear never sleeps.

Run a stop sign, get stopped by a cop, and then run back and do it on his car while he's writing the ticket. You'll have to be fast about it, though.

in the words of Dr. Evil: "umm...how about no scott"

Might as well get the obligatory "pics or it didn't happen" out of the way

no pics...but I will share where we ended up at.

Changing room at a mall or something seems like a no-brainer. The doors lock, it's definitely 'in public' and there's a ready-made excuse for having no clothes on and both parties inside.

Done and done.

Might be the winner! Although the tent in the park idea is a good runner up.

Mr. Laz
05-30-2012, 10:19 AM
imo you probably don't want to start mixing adrenalin and lust.

it can screw shit up

very difficult to go back to 'normal' sex

malachi47000
05-30-2012, 10:31 AM
imo you probably don't want to start mixing adrenalin and lust.

it can screw shit up

very difficult to go back to 'normal' sex

normal sex is good but looking for something to spice it up, make it like it was when we first started, you know?

Mr. Laz
05-30-2012, 10:46 AM
normal sex is good but looking for something to spice it up, make it like it was when we first started, you know?
it's all good, man. :thumb:

just saying to be careful how much adrenalin you add into the mix because it's very difficult to go back to 'less exciting' after that.

i've been there, done that and takes a long time to unscrew your brain up.

good luck

Mr. Plow
05-30-2012, 10:52 AM
normal sex is good but looking for something to spice it up, make it like it was when we first started, you know?

Have threesomes been suggested yet?

Holladay
05-30-2012, 10:54 AM
on the trampoline = hoot, with full moon.

under a tree in the park during a rain storm:)

malachi47000
05-30-2012, 10:54 AM
Have threesomes been suggested yet?

nope...closest to that is watching lady porn while "together"...that is about as far as we go on that topic.

Mr. Plow
05-30-2012, 10:56 AM
nope...closest to that is watching lady porn while "together"...that is about as far as we go on that topic.

Lady porn....? Or are you trying to say lesbian porn? LMAO

sedated
05-30-2012, 11:07 AM
normal sex is good but looking for something to spice it up, make it like it was when we first started, you know?

this pot isn't working for me anymore. do you have anything...stronger? I've heard heroin is good.

malachi47000
05-30-2012, 11:31 AM
Lady porn....? Or are you trying to say lesbian porn? LMAO

lmao...bad choice of words...lesbians and solo masturbating women...not into seeing the guys though and she doesn't care cause she doesn't pay attention to it. She does it to "keep me going for the long haul"

malachi47000
05-30-2012, 11:34 AM
Ok...thanks for everyone's input. I feel that the dressing room comes in first and the tent in the park comes up second....you guys rock and I will let you know later how it went.

I will add that running red light and fucking in the police car while he writes "multiple tickets" for failing to stop and indecent exposure gets first for most original thought!

ChiTown
05-30-2012, 11:40 AM
Ok...thanks for everyone's input. I feel that the dressing room comes in first and the tent in the park comes up second....you guys rock and I will let you know later how it went.

I will add that running red light and ****ing in the police car while he writes "multiple tickets" for failing to stop and indecent exposure gets first for most original thought!

Pics, or it didn't happen. KTKSBAI

Chocolate Hog
05-30-2012, 12:41 PM
When I was younger I'd take my dates to random apartment parking lots.

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Mr. Plow
05-30-2012, 12:43 PM
When I was younger I'd take my dates to random apartment parking lots.

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Sure you would. Good for you little buddy.

Donger
05-30-2012, 12:46 PM
I've only had sex in public twice, and was caught by the police both times. I pretty much gave up after that.

pr_capone
05-30-2012, 12:46 PM
My wife finally agreed to a lifelong fantasy, to have sex in a public place. Her one condition is that it has to be somewhere no one would walk in on us (this was the only way I could convince her)...I live in Wichita so it would have be around here...any suggestions?

The old train station down town. If you go around the back there will be a ramp that leads up to a parking level (where the train sticks out over the bridge on Douglas. If you go up there you are almost certainly guaranteed privacy. Best part is that you can do it while she leans over the bridge and a ton of traffic passes under you not knowing what you are doing.

Head sound on Mead past Douglas. Look to the right and you should see the ramp after about 200 yards.

Gary
05-30-2012, 12:54 PM
Cemetery

You've found yourself quite a woman if she's willing to bang in a cemetery!

Setsuna
05-30-2012, 12:58 PM
I am...you are going to fast...

That's what they all said to him. It was too late by the time they said "fast."

Old Dog
05-30-2012, 01:08 PM
You've found yourself quite a woman if she's willing to bang in a cemetery!

That happened a long time ago, but she is a hell of a woman. We've been married >25 years now.
The last time the Mrs and I did anything in public would have been on a balcony of a cruise ship this past January, and that wasn't entirely intentional. We only later learned that from a few tables in the dining room on the lido deck one could see onto our balcony.

The balcony didn't seem like a viable option for malachi though as I've yet to see a cruise ship in Wichita.

gblowfish
05-30-2012, 03:25 PM
http://bustedcoverage.com/2008/12/01/9-greatest-stadium-sex-moments-of-21st-century/

farmerchief
05-30-2012, 04:52 PM
Ladies dressing room at sheplers...:-)
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scho63
05-30-2012, 04:55 PM
Might as well get the obligatory "pics or it didn't happen" out of the way

Sometimes the pics RUIN it!

LMAO