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petegz28
05-31-2012, 10:44 PM
Most often thought of as disgusting and smelly. But seriously, when one looks at it the bowel movement displays a unique subject...

Do you imagine how it looks as it coming out? Does it often feel like a huge snake-log only to turn out to be a bunch of pooplets that broke up once it was free of your stink hole?

Do you enjoy the goose bumps you get from the feeling you get as only the relief of a good bowel movement can provide?

Do you often find yourself wishing that feeling of relief would last and last?

Do you get scared when you get one that really stretches your pooper and makes you feel like you're just not meant to pass something that big?

Do the burning ones get you to recall every ounce of food you ate that day that might cause the burning?

Do you talk to yourself, even silently about how good it feels to get it out?

When you have to really take a huge, crappy dump do you find yourself making the face Harry in Dumb and Dumber made when he had his laxative attack?

Do you get irritated when you take those real pasty, sticky poos that love to break off right before the end and leaves that one little piece up in ya because you know it's going to be a wiping fest?

After a large meal at a resteraunt do you find the need to poo increases the closer and closer you get to your house and by the time you hit the door you are rushing to the throne because it's coming and you ain't stopping it?

The bowel movement. Unique to none yet unique to all.

Okie_Apparition
05-31-2012, 10:52 PM
I just mail them off to Dr Gillian

SnakeXJones
05-31-2012, 10:54 PM
a good magazine as all anybody needs