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Bwana
06-04-2012, 09:48 PM
There's a difference between complaining and accurately pointing out stupidity. Idiocy still remains idiocy whether I care about it or not.

Don't mind him, he's cramping and bleeding out.

Phobia
06-04-2012, 09:49 PM
This kind of shit makes me laugh. Old guard CPers backing eachother up...

"look at his post count, n00b.. that's 30,000+. It doesn't matter if Dave, at his best, is only mildly interesting. Pay your respect. That's TWELVE years of bland bullshit, punk."

Who said anything about post count? I've long advocated that post count, registration date, and rep don't mean anything. If you had registered in Aug 2000 you would know this, n00b!

Inmem58
06-04-2012, 09:49 PM
Don't mind him, he's cramping and bleeding out.

I used that same line in high school

Count Alex's Wins
06-04-2012, 09:51 PM
UPDATE: Joey is planning his own manifesto expose of the corrupt Chiefsplanet dictatorship.

As the final chapter I will not let dictator Phil win. I am hereby leaving chiefs planet forever.

pr_capone
06-04-2012, 09:53 PM
As the final chapter I will not let dictator Phil win. I am hereby leaving chiefs planet forever.


you can't quit after you have been fired.

Bearcat
06-04-2012, 09:53 PM
UPDATE: Joey is planning his own manifesto expose of the corrupt Chiefsplanet dictatorship.

How's TexansPlanet going?

Count Alex's Wins
06-04-2012, 09:54 PM
How's TexansPlanet going?

There was a dream that was Rome...

Shogun
06-04-2012, 09:54 PM
Star? Is that my new nickname? Sorry for defending a fellow member who said some racist joke lol.

Where's MLK when you need him.



hes dead, dude.

Direckshun
06-04-2012, 09:55 PM
I always liked KC. I never patrol the asshattery threads, though, so I never saw him act like a jackass.

Which, I would assume by his activity here, he only did because he was bored out of his mind.

Tough shit, Joey. Shoulda drawn between the lines. Now you lost all your crayons.

Phobia
06-04-2012, 09:55 PM
UPDATE: Joey is planning his own manifesto expose of the corrupt Chiefsplanet dictatorship.

That's kinda funny. If he only knew what happened in the mod forum. I wish that little idiot nothing but the best. I just wish there were a pill he could take to add about 40 IQ points. I think he could survive at 110.

Inmem58
06-04-2012, 09:55 PM
hes dead, dude.

RACIST ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

Inmem58
06-04-2012, 09:56 PM
That's kinda funny. If he only knew what happened in the mod forum. I wish that little idiot nothing but the best. I just wish there were a pill he could take to add about 40 IQ points. I think he could survive at 110.

The guy has real life issues and you say this? Go fuck yourself.

pr_capone
06-04-2012, 09:56 PM
hes dead, dude.

and if he wasn't, he would be busy fucking any woman not named Coretta

Bearcat
06-04-2012, 09:57 PM
The guy has real life issues and you say this? Go **** yourself.

Ever think they might be related?

Phobia
06-04-2012, 09:57 PM
The guy has real life issues and you say this? Go **** yourself.

It's okay. He can't see it.

Bowser
06-04-2012, 09:58 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-baby-godfather-will-give-you-to-the-count-of-three2.jpg

Inmem58
06-04-2012, 09:58 PM
It's okay. He can't see it.

No respect. Keep acting like your better than him lol. It'll catch up to you.

Bowser
06-04-2012, 09:59 PM
Joey's a good dude, but if there were ever a guy that needed to step away from ChiefsPlanet, and the internet in general, it is him.

Hopefully he gets his life together.

SPATCH
06-04-2012, 10:00 PM
UPDATE: Joey is planning his own manifesto expose of the corrupt Chiefsplanet dictatorship.

http://i.imgur.com/OlfHw.gif

Count Alex's Wins
06-04-2012, 10:00 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-baby-godfather-will-give-you-to-the-count-of-three2.jpg

Filter evasion.

Bowser
06-04-2012, 10:01 PM
Filter evasion.

Should I have put "NSFW"?

Inmem58
06-04-2012, 10:01 PM
Filter evasion.

He's got the mods back, it's perfectly okay.

pr_capone
06-04-2012, 10:01 PM
Joey's a good dude, but if htere was ever a guy that needed to step away from ChiefsPlanet, and the internet in general, it is him.

Hopefully he gets his life together.

completely agreed. the guy has a good heart but just cannot control his impulses. its like he has forum tourette syndrome.

Bowser
06-04-2012, 10:03 PM
He's got the mods back, it's perfectly okay.

Never pegged you as a White Knight. Fight the power.

Inmem58
06-04-2012, 10:03 PM
Aunt Flo?


And some say Joey was immature lmfao.

Direckshun
06-04-2012, 10:04 PM
He said some awfully nice things to me when I was having a bad time, and made me feel better.

All tough shit aside, I do hope the permaban gets lifted soon.

Unless he did something truly atrocious, I support bringing him back in due time.

What did he do, anyway?

Inmem58
06-04-2012, 10:05 PM
He said some awfully nice things to me when I was having a bad time, and made me feel better.

All tough shit aside, I do hope the permaban gets lifted soon.

Unless he did something truly atrocious, I support bringing him back in due time.

What did he do, anyway?

He said some racist jokes lol. Like those are meaningful these days.

Phobia
06-04-2012, 10:05 PM
No respect. Keep acting like your better than him lol. It'll catch up to you.

Do I think I'm better than him? Of course I am. But he has a lot of years to get better than me and I hope he does it. It shouldn't be all that hard but he's gonna have to act fast. At the same points in our lives, I was already a decorated veteran while he was getting out of prison. Now, I don't have anything against people who have been in prison... several of the people in my employ have done time. There's time to turn it around for anybody but lets not pretend nobody is keeping score at this game of life. Everybody is keeping score.

Brock
06-04-2012, 10:06 PM
.

ROFL

pr_capone
06-04-2012, 10:06 PM
He said some racist jokes lol. Like those are meaningful these days.

It isn't that he said racist jokes. It is that he continued to say things like that after being told multiple times to knock it off. The people that run the board get to dictate the rules.

Deal with it.

Direckshun
06-04-2012, 10:06 PM
He said some racist jokes lol. Like those are meaningful these days.

I don't know you too well, so I have no idea how reliable you are.

But a few racist jokes don't seem to be permabad material. Assuming they weren't insane.

Shogun
06-04-2012, 10:07 PM
Do I think I'm better than him? Of course I am. But he has a lot of years to get better than me and I hope he does it. It shouldn't be all that hard but he's gonna have to act fast. At the same points in our lives, I was already a decorated veteran while he was getting out of prison. Now, I don't have anything against people who have been in prison... several of the people in my employ have done time. There's time to turn it around for anybody but lets not pretend nobody is keeping score at this game of life. Everybody is keeping score.

lolwut

Inmem58
06-04-2012, 10:07 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar4066_21.gif

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=7&pictureid=811

Who are these chunkers?

lolwut

Yeah - that was a poorly drawn parallel to kiddy soccer, where nobody keeps score and everybody wins.

Who are these chunkers?

It's gotten to the point where I'm not sure if you are a perma troll, or just fail at literally everything.

Yeah - that was a poorly drawn parallel to kiddy soccer, where nobody keeps score and everybody wins.

and in an alternate universe where chiefs fans can be happy. i like this parallel

It's gotten to the point where I'm not sure if you are a perma troll, or just fail at literally everything.

ROFL

It's gotten to the point where I'm not sure if you are a perma troll, or just fail at literally everything.

yes

He's got the mods back, it's perfectly okay.
Looks like a mod slapped his hand. You were saying?

It's gotten to the point where I'm not sure if you are a perma troll, or just fail at literally everything.

Get it tough guy.

Get it good.

Get it tough guy.

Get it good.

lol this mother****ing guy

Do I think I'm better than him? Of course I am. But he has a lot of years to get better than me and I hope he does it. It shouldn't be all that hard but he's gonna have to act fast. At the same points in our lives, I was already a decorated veteran while he was getting out of prison. Now, I don't have anything against people who have been in prison... several of the people in my employ have done time. There's time to turn it around for anybody but lets not pretend nobody is keeping score at this game of life. Everybody is keeping score.

Um.

Um.

Exactly

**** the offseason; this is awful

stop stating facts

FYP

FYP

UGH.


Can you be a little more clever bro?

not a fan of the armpits. But if it works for other guys more power to 'em.

wut

Aunt Flo LMAO

UGH.


Can you be a little more clever bro?

It isn't a battle of wits Flo. It is just a simple fact.

Do I think I'm better than him? Of course I am. But he has a lot of years to get better than me and I hope he does it. It shouldn't be all that hard but he's gonna have to act fast. At the same points in our lives, I was already a decorated veteran while he was getting out of prison. Now, I don't have anything against people who have been in prison... several of the people in my employ have done time. There's time to turn it around for anybody but lets not pretend nobody is keeping score at this game of life. Everybody is keeping score.

http://i48.tinypic.com/52avwm.jpg

Do you guys want to hear a joke?

Do you guys want to hear a joke?

only if it a racist one

Do you guys want to hear a joke?

Nothing racist please or you'll be banned.

Do you guys want to hear a joke?

No.






Yes.

I don't have anything against them but society does. They pay their debt, learn their lesson and get out then more power to them. I really don't care what anybody has done in their past as long as they're looking forward to the future and doing the right thing. Ask Joey how many times I've offered him a job. He'd probably be working for me right now if he had transportation.

Well he probably doesn't want a boss who can't take jokes.

A black guy. A mexican guy. and a Jewish guy walk into a bar








































a bear mauls them and their families houses were burned down.
















what was the bear doing in a bar?
















http://menversus.com/images/bertstare.jpg

I don't have anything against them but society does. They pay their debt, learn their lesson and get out then more power to them. I really don't care what anybody has done in their past as long as they're looking forward to the future and doing the right thing. Ask Joey how many times I've offered him a job. He'd probably be working for me right now if he had transportation.

Fixed your username.

get it?

WHAT YOU SAY

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qItugh-fFgg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Fixed your username.

Rep given

lets not pretend nobody is keeping score at this game of life. Everybody is keeping score.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2i1fmf9.jpg

Oh, and obviously, Frankie's mom is a whore

why did this thread die after my joke, i kill so many threads with my great jokes

I'm pretty sure Phobia's joke of a life philosophy has the most legs for discussion.

great, now Direckshun is going to be flying a pink flag
magenta for joey

I'm pretty sure Phobia's joke of a life philosophy has the most legs for discussion.

+1,000

I think it was the Bert.

Maybe try this one next time...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r143/bearcat2002/bert.gif

A horse walked into a bar.























Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

Do I think I'm better than him? Of course I am. But he has a lot of years to get better than me and I hope he does it. It shouldn't be all that hard but he's gonna have to act fast. At the same points in our lives, I was already a decorated veteran while he was getting out of prison. Now, I don't have anything against people who have been in prison... several of the people in my employ have done time. There's time to turn it around for anybody but lets not pretend nobody is keeping score at this game of life. Everybody is keeping score.

http://i45.tinypic.com/mkxhm1.jpg

Do I think I'm better than him? Of course I am. But he has a lot of years to get better than me and I hope he does it. It shouldn't be all that hard but he's gonna have to act fast. At the same points in our lives, I was already a decorated veteran while he was getting out of prison. Now, I don't have anything against people who have been in prison... several of the people in my employ have done time. There's time to turn it around for anybody but lets not pretend nobody is keeping score at this game of life. Everybody is keeping score.

http://i47.tinypic.com/34r67pc.jpg

Inmem58
06-04-2012, 10:10 PM
I was already a decorated veteran while he was getting out of prison. Now, I don't have anything against people who have been in prison....


If you don't have anything against convicts why would you bring that up?


You would make for a shitty defendant.

Inmem58
06-04-2012, 10:12 PM
It isn't that he said racist jokes. It is that he continued to say things like that after being told multiple times to knock it off. The people that run the board get to dictate the rules.

Deal with it.


Lol shut up

Bambi
06-04-2012, 10:12 PM
lol this mother****ing guy

not a fan of the armpits. But if it works for other guys more power to 'em.

Shogun
06-04-2012, 10:13 PM
not a fan of the armpits. But if it works for other guys more power to 'em.

armpits too pointy/10

wood not hit

Shogun
06-04-2012, 10:13 PM
have you ever been so disgusted with a womans armpit skin that you just swung a fuckin cactus

Phobia
06-04-2012, 10:16 PM
If you don't have anything against convicts why would you bring that up?


You would make for a shitty defendant.

I don't have anything against them but society does. They pay their debt, learn their lesson and get out then more power to them. I really don't care what anybody has done in their past as long as they're looking forward to the future and doing the right thing. Ask Joey how many times I've offered him a job. He'd probably be working for me right now if he had transportation.

SPchief
06-04-2012, 10:24 PM
Do I think I'm better than him? Of course I am. But he has a lot of years to get better than me and I hope he does it. It shouldn't be all that hard but he's gonna have to act fast. At the same points in our lives, I was already a decorated veteran while he was getting out of prison. Now, I don't have anything against people who have been in prison... several of the people in my employ have done time. There's time to turn it around for anybody but lets not pretend nobody is keeping score at this game of life. Everybody is keeping score.

This will get Zach in here, which will lead to a 1000 post thread, which will lead to Gochiefs getting banned for bitching about Phobia not eating his hat.

Bearcat
06-04-2012, 10:33 PM
why did this thread die after my joke, i kill so many threads with my great jokes

I think it was the Bert.

Maybe try this one next time...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r143/bearcat2002/bert.gif

Direckshun
06-04-2012, 10:34 PM
great, now Direckshun is going to be flying a pink flag
magenta for joey

I'm not defending Joey, twat. I like the guy, but trust the mod's judgement as always when it comes to bans.

I like Phobia a lot, too. But that was a goofy ass thing to say.

Shogun
06-04-2012, 10:37 PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?










I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Gonzo
06-04-2012, 10:40 PM
I'm not wading through pages of bullshit. Zach been in here to voice his "opinion" yet?

pr_capone
06-04-2012, 10:42 PM
I'm not wading through pages of bullshit. Zach been in here to voice his "opinion" yet?

Post #8 and then some

Bambi
06-04-2012, 10:43 PM
I'm not wading through pages of bullshit. Zach been in here to voice his "opinion" yet?

Zatrololololol

Bwana
06-04-2012, 10:43 PM
I'm not wading through pages of bullshit. Zach been in here to voice his "opinion" yet?

Yes, but short lived.

pr_capone
06-04-2012, 10:51 PM
Is this thread over now? Fuck... this was the only thing I had going tonight.

/goes off to look at midget porn

Shogun
06-04-2012, 10:51 PM
nope, somebody will eat their hat by the end of the week

Count Alex's Wins
06-04-2012, 10:52 PM
Is this thread over now? Fuck... this was the only thing I had going tonight.

/goes off to look at midget porn

We have 700 posts to go.

BryanBusby
06-04-2012, 10:53 PM
Lets run this shit into the ground

Rausch
06-04-2012, 10:56 PM
<-------Doesn't care...

pr_capone
06-04-2012, 10:57 PM
<-------Doesn't care...

^
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|
|

Really cares very much but is afraid to let his feelings show.

Rausch
06-04-2012, 10:58 PM
^
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Really cares very much but is afraid to let his feelings show.

Yup.

That's it.






















Now fuck off...

pr_capone
06-04-2012, 11:00 PM
Yup.

That's it.






















Now **** off...

Hiding your feelings behind a wall of anger isn't healthy. Bring it in for a brohug .

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/feedough/feedough1105/feedough110500206/9526069-stylish-young-man-with-his-arms-open-on-dark-background.jpg

Johnny Vegas
06-04-2012, 11:02 PM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o205/badmajama/MISC/GIF/zx9l7a.gif

Bwana
06-04-2012, 11:04 PM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o205/badmajama/MISC/GIF/zx9l7a.gif

LMAO

So now where the hell are you keeping yourself these days?

Count Alex's Wins
06-04-2012, 11:06 PM
This is a good time to mention that these old photoshops I just found are priceless.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2vtbnyt.jpg

Count Alex's Wins
06-04-2012, 11:13 PM
Do I think I'm better than him? Of course I am. But he has a lot of years to get better than me and I hope he does it. It shouldn't be all that hard but he's gonna have to act fast. At the same points in our lives, I was already a decorated veteran while he was getting out of prison. Now, I don't have anything against people who have been in prison... several of the people in my employ have done time. There's time to turn it around for anybody but lets not pretend nobody is keeping score at this game of life. Everybody is keeping score.

http://i47.tinypic.com/rv8t4z.jpg

Johnny Vegas
06-04-2012, 11:19 PM
LMAO

So now where the hell are you keeping yourself these days?

In Missoula and bouncing back n forth between Cooke right now. Upgrading rooms up there with new beds, furniture, and paint. Much needed work to be done. Just trying to stay busy as the summer is gonna be a little slow for me with finding work resurfacing courts and running tracks as I don't have anyone to work with me on those jobs and its something I can't do by myself. I gotta catch you when you're up in Cooke which will probably be soon. Its already nice as hell up there.

Bwana
06-04-2012, 11:26 PM
In Missoula and bouncing back n forth between Cooke right now. Upgrading rooms up there with new beds, furniture, and paint. Much needed work to be done. Just trying to stay busy as the summer is gonna be a little slow for me with finding work resurfacing courts and running tracks as I don't have anyone to work with me on those jobs and its something I can't do by myself. I gotta catch you when you're up in Cooke which will probably be soon. Its already nice as hell up there.

Yeah, I will be up there for 8 days in August, on 2 different trips.

|Zach|
06-04-2012, 11:31 PM
I'm not wading through pages of bullshit. Zach been in here to voice his "opinion" yet?

I'm not against every mod action.

Rudy lost the toss
06-04-2012, 11:32 PM
I would just like Lemon_Pie off of the miserable user list.

|Zach|
06-04-2012, 11:32 PM
If anyone wonders why gaz left just read through this thread.

No. It was foul language.

The myth of the guy doesn't begin to match up with the what the reality was.

Lumpy
06-04-2012, 11:35 PM
I saw this ban coming a mile away. I could tell by Joey's posts that his RL is in shambles and I think that led to some of his antics on here. I was really hoping that he would pull his head out of his ass and learn from his past mistakes, but that obviously didn't happen.

Lzen
06-04-2012, 11:39 PM
Pffft, Dane leaving was an improvement. These trolls scared off Dane as well.

That's a huge void that no other raging asshole has been able to fill since.

yhf
06-04-2012, 11:41 PM
Haven't been around enough to keep up with Kurdt's escapades but I hate to see him permabanned. I think tenure and other users knowledge of a longtime poster's personality should provide a little wiggle room banable offensewise. Would anyone really take a death threat from Joey seriously? Gotta figure he was just goofing around. C'mon everybody, this is just the damned internet.

Gonzo
06-04-2012, 11:43 PM
I'm not against every mod action.

The only time I've seen you support a mod action in the last 6 months (or longer) is when I ban your stalker.


I liked Joey but it seemed like the more we extended the olive branch and tried to help him, the more he lashed out in random stupidity. It's like pushing a rope.

J Diddy
06-04-2012, 11:49 PM
Well that settles it. I'm not giving him a ride to the bash.

TrebMaxx
06-04-2012, 11:51 PM
I will go on the record that I don't give a shit.

|Zach|
06-04-2012, 11:52 PM
The only time I've seen you support a mod action in the last 6 months (or longer) is when I ban your stalker.


I liked Joey but it seemed like the more we extended the olive branch and tried to help him, the more he lashed out in random stupidity. It's like pushing a rope.

Yea. I never said anything about this action.

pr_capone
06-04-2012, 11:52 PM
Haven't been around enough to keep up with Kurdt's escapades but I hate to see him permabanned. I think tenure and other users knowledge of a longtime poster's personality should provide a little wiggle room banable offensewise. Would anyone really take a death threat from Joey seriously? Gotta figure he was just goofing around. C'mon everybody, this is just the damned internet.

Ex-Convict who illegally owns a gun, constantly makes bad decisions, and is mentally unstable. Don't misunderstand... I like him too. The guy has a good heart and a blast to bullshit with on the board but there is a point where enough is enough.

It is not unrealistic to think that he could actually act on a threat depending on his mental state. It just can't be tolerated.

Bump
06-04-2012, 11:55 PM
http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Bump4/195921275v3_460x460_Front.jpg

Johnny Vegas
06-04-2012, 11:55 PM
Yeah, I will be up there for 8 days in August, on 2 different trips.

same time every year I take it. haha Not sure around then because I might have a running track to do around then. Still gotta bid the job, but thats what it looks to be. I gotta tell ya something here as the reason why we weren't able to get fights goin on ppv.

Bump
06-04-2012, 11:56 PM
Ex-Convict who illegally owns a gun, constantly makes bad decisions, and is mentally unstable. Don't misunderstand... I like him too. The guy has a good heart and a blast to bullshit with on the board but there is a point where enough is enough.

It is not unrealistic to think that he could actually act on a threat depending on his mental state. It just can't be tolerated.

oh damn, he threatened someone? oh...........that's bad.

Bwana
06-04-2012, 11:56 PM
same time every year I take it. haha Not sure around then because I might have a running track to do around then. Still gotta bid the job, but thats what it looks to be. I gotta tell ya something here as the reason why we weren't able to get fights goin on ppv.

Oh really, what happened?

yhf
06-05-2012, 12:05 AM
Ex-Convict who illegally owns a gun, constantly makes bad decisions, and is mentally unstable. Don't misunderstand... I like him too. The guy has a good heart and a blast to bullshit with on the board but there is a point where enough is enough.

It is not unrealistic to think that he could actually act on a threat depending on his mental state. It just can't be tolerated.

You make a fair point. Guess I just don't like to see it come to this. Perhaps an offseason, mod imposed, vacation from the board would give him time to straighten up?

Johnny Vegas
06-05-2012, 12:05 AM
Oh really, what happened?

cutting corners. ya know. the bar was the "guest house" on the account. If we showed fights we'd have been fined big time if we got caught. Its all been changed now and able to show fights without the fear of getting caught. lol. Just the last couple of years they were trying to save money.

Bwana
06-05-2012, 12:08 AM
cutting corners. ya know. the bar was the "guest house" on the account. If we showed fights we'd have been fined big time if we got caught. Its all been changed now and able to show fights without the fear of getting caught. lol. Just the last couple of years they were trying to save money.

Well that's really good to know, but is that same manager gal up there? She seemed a bit, how shall I put it, lost. :)

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 12:11 AM
You make a fair point. Guess I just don't like to see it come to this. Perhaps an offseason, mod imposed, vacation from the board would give him time to straighten up?

Almost every mod has extended a courtesy to him because they see the good in him. He just keeps shitting the bed. The guy has been banned on about 8 different occasions now. How many "one more chance" should a guy get?

Rams Fan
06-05-2012, 12:13 AM
Oh my.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 12:14 AM
Oh my.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/225519/0_61_takei_george.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 12:22 AM
sooooooooooo damn hot

http://amazingdata.com/mediadata31/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool4_thumbs_midget-celebrities-8_2009073023260811378.jpg

Johnny Vegas
06-05-2012, 12:25 AM
Well that's really good to know, but is that same manager gal up there? She seemed a bit, how shall I put it, lost. :)

yea unfortunately she is. I'm so sick of her. She sets that place up to fail I swear to god. Its hard finding someone willing to live up there and manage it. Not a whole lot of people like the isolation up there for an extended amount of time. She's been doing it for 8 years now which is the longest anyone has stayed there to manage the place.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 12:27 AM
Was the porch monkey comment a Clerks II joke or was the kid in question black?

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 12:30 AM
sooooooooooo damn hot

http://amazingdata.com/mediadata31/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool4_thumbs_midget-celebrities-8_2009073023260811378.jpg

Wow.

Also back to Shawn Johnson. Can't figure it out.

http://www.shawnjohnson.net/Galleries/DWTS/slides/Shawn%20and%20Steve-O.jpg

Midget

http://www.shawnjohnson.net/Galleries/DWTS/slides/Max%20and%20Shawn.jpg

Normal.

Lumpy
06-05-2012, 12:30 AM
sooooooooooo damn hot

Not this shit again. :facepalm:

LMAO

Simply Red
06-05-2012, 12:34 AM
I just don't care, I totally care about Joey IRL - but on CP - I really don't care, I can get in touch w/ him when i want to.

Omaha
06-05-2012, 12:44 AM
where do bad folks go when they die
they don't go to heaven where the angels fly
go to a lake of fire and fry

So he'll be back on July 4th?

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 01:39 AM
Not this shit again. :facepalm:

LMAO

You telling me that you don't wish you were back in college and she was your room mate?

Sofa King
06-05-2012, 01:56 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aCca5mPMp9A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

R8RFAN
06-05-2012, 03:14 AM
I am busy... somebody condense this thread for me so I don't have to read it.

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 03:15 AM
I am busy... somebody condense this thread for me so I don't have to read it.

Joey's retarded.

Mods banned him again.

He whined.

I created a thread to make public his whining.

Drama followed.

Phil strutted like a peacock.

We made fun of him.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 03:19 AM
Joey's retarded.

Mods banned him again.

He whined.

I created a thread to make public his whining.

Drama followed.

Phil strutted like a peacock.

We made fun of him.



Don't forget Pr's midget fetish

R8RFAN
06-05-2012, 03:33 AM
Joey's retarded.

Mods banned him again.

He whined.

I created a thread to make public his whining.

Drama followed.

Phil strutted like a peacock.

We made fun of him.

Thanks... I can go to sleep now..

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 04:40 AM
How's TexansPlanet going?

ROFL, scooby talk for waffle...

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 04:52 AM
Do I think I'm better than him? Of course I am. But he has a lot of years to get better than me and I hope he does it. It shouldn't be all that hard but he's gonna have to act fast. At the same points in our lives, I was already a decorated veteran while he was getting out of prison. Now, I don't have anything against people who have been in prison... several of the people in my employ have done time. There's time to turn it around for anybody but lets not pretend nobody is keeping score at this game of life. Everybody is keeping score.


Personally, I love this post. It's real, and it's true. I bet the |soul less bastards| and the rest of the fucktards don't "get it", and that's ok too I guess.

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 05:10 AM
Thanks for the unwarranted infractions, crazycoffey.

Abusing your power, copper?

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 05:14 AM
The only time I've seen you support a mod action in the last 6 months (or longer) is when I ban your stalker.


I liked Joey but it seemed like the more we extended the olive branch and tried to help him, the more he lashed out in random stupidity. It's like pushing a rope.

So joey is worse than clay? wow....

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 05:19 AM
Thanks for the unwarranted infractions, crazycoffey.

Abusing your power, copper?

calling them like I see them, I'm sure you're more important to CP than I am. Don't worry, I don't make videos, so you'll be forgiven, and I'll be punished by the AM mod team. Why so serious?????

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 05:29 AM
Let me get this straight.

You gave me three infractions for "spamming advertisements."

http://i48.tinypic.com/1532yps.jpg

Point out the advertisements, smart guy.

You're abusing your power....not that anyone's surprised.

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 05:32 AM
I am really curious; How many posters have been "problematic" and banned more than ONCE? And out of those posters, who had more than two years posting? I would like to see that list.

I would also really like to see a list of posters who have been on this site for over two years and one banning or less, but either don't post anymore or take regular sabbaticals.

I would also like to see how many from each list have given money to this site, and I would like to see that list ranked from highest contributor to lowest.

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 05:36 AM
Let me get this straight.

You gave me three infractions for "spamming advertisements."

http://i48.tinypic.com/1532yps.jpg

Point out the advertisements, smart guy.

You're abusing your power....not that anyone's surprised.


what power? You're still posting. What did I do to stop, change or pervert your posting prowess?

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 05:46 AM
I would love to know why someone with the power to hand out infractions, who then abuses that power, for no apparent reason, deserves to keep that power.

ESPECIALLY A COP.

It's also clear that you THOUGHT handing out three infractions would result in a ban.

http://i50.tinypic.com/29y5m36.jpg

No charm, meathead.

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 05:58 AM
I say again, what power? you're still posting. I didn't even hit the first spamish post I saw. Maybe I should go back and do that, and say 4th time's the charm. It will obviously mean more to you then.

Oh, and I was under the impression that I got this "power" because I've contributed more to this board than you have. More money that is. I'm willing to contribute more too. Trust me, if I thought Kyle would listen, I'd be willing to spend much more if I thought shitheads like you would be dealt with. You are an anal wart to the shit canals of Chiefs Planet. In fact, Kyle; would 1 grand be enough to permaband clay? No chance for mults either. I'll pay it, just PM me.

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 06:03 AM
What power? Someone with the ability to give an infraction has power. That's obvious to anyone.

What's also obvious is that you're handing out bullshit infractions because you don't like me, and I got up your ass with this thread.

Tough shit, copper. That doesn't give you license to abuse your power.

PS - thanks for the 4th infraction.

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 06:07 AM
What power do I hold over you? Besides the obvious charm, good looks and superior muscle mass.... My only power of infractions is to say, "as a contributor, I think this poster is useless." That's my power. Guess what, I'm not saying anything new. Guess what else. It really has no impact on your posting. Get a freaking hobby that doesn't include a modem.

SPchief
06-05-2012, 06:12 AM
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!

NewChief
06-05-2012, 06:13 AM
Hasn't this EXACT thing happened before with CC and GC?

Mr. Flopnuts
06-05-2012, 06:24 AM
Hasn't this EXACT thing happened before with CC and GC?

They can be found throughout the anals (sic) of time.

NewChief
06-05-2012, 06:31 AM
They can be found throughout the anals (sic) of time.

Didn't CC get his infraction privs temporarily revoked for frivolously handing out infractions in a personal attempt to get GC banned, though? Or has it happened repeatedly?

Maybe it was a different incident I'm remembering, though.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-05-2012, 06:33 AM
Didn't CC get his infraction privs temporarily revoked for frivolously handing out infractions in a personal attempt to get GC banned, though? Or has it happened repeatedly?

Maybe it was a different incident I'm remembering, though.

That I don't remember. I just know these two have gone at it since CC joined the board. GC likes to troll him.

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 06:48 AM
Nothing to see here, just roid rage from the local copper meathead.

"To Protect And Serve."

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 07:08 AM
Coffey's already been reprimanded once for abusing the infraction system.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2v7w8e8.jpg

Actually, twice?

http://i49.tinypic.com/2yl0i2s.jpg

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 07:21 AM
Coffee is the embodiment of the stereotypical loser who decides to become a cop because he wants to exert control over people.

ChiefRocka
06-05-2012, 07:47 AM
"Maybe he'll cry himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow"

bevischief
06-05-2012, 07:50 AM
:popcorn:

When do you people sleep?

doomy3
06-05-2012, 08:41 AM
I say again, what power? you're still posting. I didn't even hit the first spamish post I saw. Maybe I should go back and do that, and say 4th time's the charm. It will obviously mean more to you then.

Oh, and I was under the impression that I got this "power" because I've contributed more to this board than you have. More money that is. I'm willing to contribute more too. Trust me, if I thought Kyle would listen, I'd be willing to spend much more if I thought shitheads like you would be dealt with. You are an anal wart to the shit canals of Chiefs Planet. In fact, Kyle; would 1 grand be enough to permaband clay? No chance for mults either. I'll pay it, just PM me.

It is so funny and ironic watching crazycoffey yelling and screaming about mods "dealing with the shitheads," all the while being one of the biggest shitheads on this board.

Mods, isn't there some kind of rule about giving someone multiple infractions when it isn't warranted? Is CC on a short leash or anything?

Mr. Plow
06-05-2012, 08:45 AM
Well that settles it. I'm not giving him a ride to the bash.


Best post in the thread. LMAO

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 08:53 AM
It is so funny and ironic watching crazycoffey yelling and screaming about mods "dealing with the shitheads," all the while being one of the biggest shitheads on this board.

Mods, isn't there some kind of rule about giving someone multiple infractions when it isn't warranted? Is CC on a short leash or anything?

That dude loves bans. You know he's the guy who writes tickets for 66 in a 65 and does the whole "do you know why I pulled you over" bit.

Saulbadguy
06-05-2012, 08:57 AM
:mad:

ChiTown
06-05-2012, 08:58 AM
Why do people even give a shit about this?

Pablo
06-05-2012, 09:03 AM
That dude loves bans. You know he's the guy who writes tickets for 66 in a 65 and does the whole "do you know why I pulled you over" bit.INFRACTION GIVEN.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 09:12 AM
Best post in the thread. LMAO

I didn't think it was. Now how is Joey supposed to get to the bash? It's a bullshit move is what it is.

Mr. Plow
06-05-2012, 09:14 AM
I didn't think it was. Now how is Joey supposed to get to the bash? It's a bullshit move is what it is.


It's the "CP Bash". Not the "CP & Permabanned People Bash"....duh.

lcarus
06-05-2012, 09:15 AM
This place is a soap opera.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yq__A1Rz6SU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 09:17 AM
It's the "CP Bash". Not the "CP & Permabanned People Bash"....duh.

Now you show me one bash rule that says permabanned members are not allowed.

Like it or not, Joey is now part of CP history. He should be at all CP events signing autographs. They even retired his username and it will one day be in the CP Ring of Honor.

Red Beans
06-05-2012, 09:22 AM
We're almost half way to serving up a hat flambe. For Joey's sake, lets go full bore here...

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:26 AM
We're almost half way to serving up a hat flambe. For Joey's sake, lets go full bore here...

I have no dog in this race but a man eating a head covering is relevant to my interests. I'm for the push to 1k.

Red Beans
06-05-2012, 09:28 AM
I have no dog in this race but a man eating a head covering is relevant to my interests. I'm for the push to 1k.

I'm rather fond of Joey, but by the same token the eating of a hat, be it metaphorical or otherwise, is now the driving force behind this thread.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:33 AM
just a little bow legged but still... can I get a two for one?

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/photo/42/8199/If-You-See-Dwarf-Point-It.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:35 AM
this one was posted in the other midget thread but DAMN

http://houstontxescorts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/small-girls06.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:36 AM
Do you know how difficult it is to find pictures of hot dwarves not engaged in some form of coitus???

/not that I am minding the search that is

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 09:37 AM
Do you know how difficult it is to find pictures of hot dwarves not engaged in some form of coitus???

/not that I am minding the search that is

Extremely.

Red Beans
06-05-2012, 09:37 AM
These pics need some clarification - From Wikipedia:

The term "midget" was coined in 1865 to describe an extremely short person with body proportions similar to those of a normal-sized persons.[1] P. T. Barnum indirectly helped popularize the term midget when he began featuring General Tom Thumb in his circus. "Dwarf" originally denoted people with disproportionately short limbs. "Midget" however became linked to referencing short people put on display for public ridicule and sport, whereas the terms "dwarf" or "dwarfism" have a more medical base.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midget

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:40 AM
Extremely.

LMAO

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:42 AM
Oh yes.

http://www.feelny.net/photo/Meredith-Eaton66729.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:42 AM
http://ohellnawlblog.com/newohnblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sex_midget.jpg

Mr. Plow
06-05-2012, 09:43 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-awesome-animals-92.jpg?w=500&h=666

raybec 4
06-05-2012, 09:44 AM
"Maybe he'll cry himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow"

It's like an orange on a toothpick

Dragonocho
06-05-2012, 09:44 AM
Matt Cassel sucks

Dude, how about the ***spoiler alert*** warning. I'm DVRing the whole 2012 season and now there's no reason.

Red Beans
06-05-2012, 09:48 AM
Ok, I found this on a local county jail website... How the fuck do you name your child this? In-fucking-sane...
http://i47.tinypic.com/2n6azb8.jpg

JoeyChuckles
06-05-2012, 09:52 AM
Ok, I found this on a local county jail website... How the fuck do you name your child this? In-fucking-sane...
http://i47.tinypic.com/2n6azb8.jpg

You can schedule a visitation right from that page.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:53 AM
Her face is a little meh but her body is bangin

http://www.warmphotos.net/img/warm/small-girls/small-girls11.jpg

Red Beans
06-05-2012, 09:54 AM
You can schedule a visitation right from that page.

I'd do that, but he might be roamin' around...

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 09:55 AM
Here's a show you might want to catch pr.

spoiled due to lack of knowing the rules about thongs and work.
http://shetlandpeople.com/data/media/7/midget_strippers.jpg

ChiTown
06-05-2012, 09:55 AM
http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad248/Smurf_Notorious_Papa/Funny/202.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:58 AM
http://www.warmphotos.net/img/warm/small-girls/small-girls14.jpg

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 09:59 AM
Ok, I found this on a local county jail website... How the fuck do you name your child this? In-fucking-sane...
http://i47.tinypic.com/2n6azb8.jpg

Mods. Will you ban him for posting the personal information of my second cousin?

ChiTown
06-05-2012, 10:01 AM
Just because..

http://th33.photobucket.com/albums/d94/imd14u2b/funny/th_midgetfaceslide-1.gif

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:03 AM
Just because..

http://th33.photobucket.com/albums/d94/imd14u2b/funny/th_midgetfaceslide-1.gif

This isn't a midget free for all... I wanna see the cute ones that will make my johnson look like it is a foot and a half long (up from its normal foot long).

ChiTown
06-05-2012, 10:03 AM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/342756/80719401.jpg

Red Beans
06-05-2012, 10:05 AM
Mods. Will you ban him for posting the personal information of my second cousin?

Mods, please ban Kyle for requesting a ban base on erroneous information.
U-N-A-C-C-E-P-T-A-B-L-E

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:06 AM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/342756/80719401.jpg

not proportional = not hot

I would user her as shark bait (oh ha-ha)

Donger
06-05-2012, 10:09 AM
This might be the most boring, anti-climactic thread ever created.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:11 AM
This might be the most boring, anti-climactic thread ever created.

Why is that?

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 10:12 AM
Why is that?

I'm betting Donger likes BBW's so this thread isn't his style.

Donger
06-05-2012, 10:13 AM
Why is that?

Because it is boring and anti-climactic.

Donger
06-05-2012, 10:14 AM
I'm betting Donger likes BBW's so this thread isn't his style.

I didn't know what that was until someone created a thread about it in the pictures forum.

ReynardMuldrake
06-05-2012, 10:19 AM
not proportional = not hot

I would user her as shark bait (oh ha-ha)

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epicsmallcopp1.gif

Red Beans
06-05-2012, 10:20 AM
This might be the most boring, anti-climactic thread ever created.

That's like...your opinion...man.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:23 AM
Because it is boring and anti-climactic.

What exactly is it that you find boring and anti-climactic? Michael Bay isn't involved so the chances of overdone explosions and the such were pretty slim to begin with.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:24 AM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epicsmallcopp1.gif

I think my favorite part of that .gif is the fact that it has a History channel watermark on the bottom right. WTF is the History channel doing airing that?!?!?

Donger
06-05-2012, 10:26 AM
What exactly is it that you find boring and anti-climactic? Michael Bay isn't involved so the chances of overdone explosions and the such were pretty slim to begin with.

When you look at a thread, try not to concern yourself with the pieces--look at the thread in its totalitarianism. There you will find the answers you seek.

Gary
06-05-2012, 10:27 AM
Happy hot air balloon day everyone!

http://www.stevenleija.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/nowthatsahotairballon.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:31 AM
When you look at a thread, try not to concern yourself with the pieces--look at the thread in its totalitarianism. There you will find the answers you seek.

Are you trying to go all Aristotle on us now with this "the whole is more than the sum of its parts" bit?

I believe that there are redeeming qualities to this thread.

Donger
06-05-2012, 10:33 AM
Are you trying to go all Aristotle on us now with this "the whole is more than the sum of its parts" bit?

I believe that there are redeeming qualities to this thread.

Actually, that was a bastardized quote from There's Something About Mary.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:34 AM
Actually, that was a bastardized quote from There's Something About Mary.

Ahhhhh. :thumb:

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 10:57 AM
Actually, that was a bastardized quote from There's Something About Mary.

Certainly a film revered for its profundity.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:59 AM
Guess what?

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-05-2012, 11:18 AM
Anyone seen Joey? Haven't seen him post for a few days.

Setsuna
06-05-2012, 11:24 AM
I had to disable sigs because they are NSFW. Screw you guys!

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 11:25 AM
How did this mutate, (once again) into a giant Claygasim?

I'm letting the ****ing cat out of the bag. I don't care if I get banned or killed...

The GoChiefs account is the biggest, most elaborately planned Mult ever pulled off in the history of any BB anywhere.
The guy that shows up to the bash and acts all gay? A paid actor.
The mult actually belongs to Kyle. In an attempt to show how douchey other sites are, (WPI) he invented the Clay character. All of your donations each year go to this little gay guy named Lance from the community theater in Austin. That's right, Kyle pays him for head-shots, fake dating accounts and CP Bash appearances with all of your donation money.

Kyle met him at the bar one day, dressed in a IZOD polo, Banana Republic Sandals and cargo pants. He was talking to several large African American men from the local Arena Football team about who was going to, "Rip Him Open first" when Kyle recognized him from the local theater's production of 'Okla-homo'.

(Okla-Homo is a musical play written by Lance about the plight of the gay man during the dust bowl)


At that moment, Kyle knew he had his mark. He explained to Lance that he was a huge Chiefs fan and he wanted to start a popular Chiefs BB site. At that time, there was only the Star Board and people were getting sick of their shit.
Lance told him for 300 bucks a year, (and some free schlong) he would do it.

And thus, the GoChiefs account was born.

THAT is why GoChiefs never get's perma-banned. Only Mods are privy to this information. One time a Mod let this info slip to Mr. Blonde so Kyle had to kill him.
But now? I have decided life is too short. I'm tired of the PM's filling my inbox about him every day. GoChiefs will never be stopped unless the truth gets out!!!!

Dartgod
06-05-2012, 11:31 AM
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Whatever, Lumpy. :rolleyes:

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 11:31 AM
Whatever, Lumpy. :rolleyes:

Ok, BRC.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 11:34 AM
How did this mutate, (once again) into a giant Claygasim?

I'm letting the ****ing cat out of the bag. I don't care if I get banned or killed...

The GoChiefs account is the biggest, most elaborately planned Mult ever pulled off in the history of any BB anywhere.
The guy that shows up to the bash and acts all gay? A paid actor.
The mult actually belongs to Kyle. In an attempt to show how douchey other sites are, (WPI) he invented the Clay character. All of your donations each year go to this little gay guy named Lance from the community theater in Austin. That's right, Kyle pays him for head-shots, fake dating accounts and CP Bash appearances with all of your donation money.

Kyle met him at the bar one day, dressed in a IZOD polo, Banana Republic Sandals and cargo pants. He was talking to several large African American men from the local Arena Football team about who was going to, "Rip Him Open first" when Kyle recognized him from the local theater's production of 'Okla-homo'.

(Okla-Homo is a musical play written by Lance about the plight of the gay man during the dust bowl)


At that moment, Kyle knew he had his mark. He explained to Lance that he was a huge Chiefs fan and he wanted to start a popular Chiefs BB site. At that time, there was only the Star Board and people were getting sick of their shit.
Lance told him for 300 bucks a year, (and some free schlong) he would do it.

And thus, the GoChiefs account was born.

THAT is why GoChiefs never get's perma-banned. Only Mods are privy to this information. One time a Mod let this info slip to Mr. Blonde so Kyle had to kill him.
But now? I have decided life is too short. I'm tired of the PM's filling my inbox about him every day. GoChiefs will never be stopped unless the truth gets out!!!!

This seems a little far fetched. There was no Austin arena football team in 2000. The Texas Terminators only played in 1999.

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 11:35 AM
This seems a little far fetched. There was no Austin arena football team in 2000. The Texas Terminators only played in 1999.

They were retired

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 11:35 AM
They were retired

Oh well that makes perfect sense then.

Donger
06-05-2012, 11:37 AM
How did this mutate, (once again) into a giant Claygasim?

I'm letting the ****ing cat out of the bag. I don't care if I get banned or killed...

The GoChiefs account is the biggest, most elaborately planned Mult ever pulled off in the history of any BB anywhere.
The guy that shows up to the bash and acts all gay? A paid actor.
The mult actually belongs to Kyle. In an attempt to show how douchey other sites are, (WPI) he invented the Clay character. All of your donations each year go to this little gay guy named Lance from the community theater in Austin. That's right, Kyle pays him for head-shots, fake dating accounts and CP Bash appearances with all of your donation money.

Kyle met him at the bar one day, dressed in a IZOD polo, Banana Republic Sandals and cargo pants. He was talking to several large African American men from the local Arena Football team about who was going to, "Rip Him Open first" when Kyle recognized him from the local theater's production of 'Okla-homo'.

(Okla-Homo is a musical play written by Lance about the plight of the gay man during the dust bowl)


At that moment, Kyle knew he had his mark. He explained to Lance that he was a huge Chiefs fan and he wanted to start a popular Chiefs BB site. At that time, there was only the Star Board and people were getting sick of their shit.
Lance told him for 300 bucks a year, (and some free schlong) he would do it.

And thus, the GoChiefs account was born.

THAT is why GoChiefs never get's perma-banned. Only Mods are privy to this information. One time a Mod let this info slip to Mr. Blonde so Kyle had to kill him.
But now? I have decided life is too short. I'm tired of the PM's filling my inbox about him every day. GoChiefs will never be stopped unless the truth gets out!!!!

Lance Armstrong is gay?

Rain Man
06-05-2012, 11:38 AM
Anyone seen Joey? Haven't seen him post for a few days.

I think he's on vacation. I heard something about him putting on Ray-Bans or some such thing.

Lumpy
06-05-2012, 11:43 AM
Whatever, Lumpy. :rolleyes:

http://holidaygifgiver.com/media/images/gifs/368/368_original.gif

Red Beans
06-05-2012, 11:51 AM
http://holidaygifgiver.com/media/images/gifs/368/368_original.gif

Ol' Chuck looks strikingly like an unkempt William H. Macy in that gif.

Carry on...

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 11:53 AM
I think he's on vacation. I heard something about him putting on Ray-Bans or some such thing.

I heard something about his mom.

Could it be he is on vacation putting Ray-Bans on his mom?

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-05-2012, 12:00 PM
I've saved it as a public google doc here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kLzPF2wcC9q58s6A_flcXtOIddE7fGKloTlaA5QVnw4/edit

Enjoy.

ROFL

bevischief
06-05-2012, 12:13 PM
How did this mutate, (once again) into a giant Claygasim?

I'm letting the ****ing cat out of the bag. I don't care if I get banned or killed...

The GoChiefs account is the biggest, most elaborately planned Mult ever pulled off in the history of any BB anywhere.
The guy that shows up to the bash and acts all gay? A paid actor.
The mult actually belongs to Kyle. In an attempt to show how douchey other sites are, (WPI) he invented the Clay character. All of your donations each year go to this little gay guy named Lance from the community theater in Austin. That's right, Kyle pays him for head-shots, fake dating accounts and CP Bash appearances with all of your donation money.

Kyle met him at the bar one day, dressed in a IZOD polo, Banana Republic Sandals and cargo pants. He was talking to several large African American men from the local Arena Football team about who was going to, "Rip Him Open first" when Kyle recognized him from the local theater's production of 'Okla-homo'.

(Okla-Homo is a musical play written by Lance about the plight of the gay man during the dust bowl)


At that moment, Kyle knew he had his mark. He explained to Lance that he was a huge Chiefs fan and he wanted to start a popular Chiefs BB site. At that time, there was only the Star Board and people were getting sick of their shit.
Lance told him for 300 bucks a year, (and some free schlong) he would do it.

And thus, the GoChiefs account was born.

THAT is why GoChiefs never get's perma-banned. Only Mods are privy to this information. One time a Mod let this info slip to Mr. Blonde so Kyle had to kill him.
But now? I have decided life is too short. I'm tired of the PM's filling my inbox about him every day. GoChiefs will never be stopped unless the truth gets out!!!!

ROFL

alpha_omega
06-05-2012, 12:22 PM
Meh, whatever...I never liked Nirvana anyway.

Thig Lyfe
06-05-2012, 12:39 PM
Meh, whatever...I never liked Nirvana anyway.

You know he's not really Kurt Cobain right?????????

alpha_omega
06-05-2012, 12:47 PM
You know he's not really Kurt Cobain right?????????

Uhhh, ya. Doesn't the real Kurt Cobain post over at WPI?

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 01:17 PM
The real Kurt Cobain killed himself with a shotgun blast to the head. This one committed "mod assisted suicide".

Bearcat
06-05-2012, 01:30 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bS-8adej9Gk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 02:27 PM
I want some kind of response on the CrazyCoffee issue. I'll not stand for his childish, abusive antics. A man of the LAW should know better.

In other news, between CoffeeGate and Midget Lust, ONWARD! TO 1,000!

http://ofe.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/washington-delaware-l.jpg

Lumpy
06-05-2012, 02:28 PM
I want some kind of response on the CrazyCoffee issue. I'll not stand for his childish, abusive antics. A man of the LAW should know better.

In other news, between CoffeeGate and Midget Lust, ONWARD! TO 1,000!

http://ofe.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/washington-delaware-l.jpg

STFU, Lance.

KC Tattoo
06-05-2012, 02:33 PM
How did this mutate, (once again) into a giant Claygasim?
http://i1145.photobucket.com/albums/o516/catbushnell/294546_o.gif
I'm letting the ****ing cat out of the bag. I don't care if I get banned or killed...

The GoChiefs account is the biggest, most elaborately planned Mult ever pulled off in the history of any BB anywhere.
The guy that shows up to the bash and acts all gay? A paid actor.
The mult actually belongs to Kyle. In an attempt to show how douchey other sites are, (WPI) he invented the Clay character. All of your donations each year go to this little gay guy named Lance from the community theater in Austin. That's right, Kyle pays him for head-shots, fake dating accounts and CP Bash appearances with all of your donation money.

Kyle met him at the bar one day, dressed in a IZOD polo, Banana Republic Sandals and cargo pants. He was talking to several large African American men from the local Arena Football team about who was going to, "Rip Him Open first" when Kyle recognized him from the local theater's production of 'Okla-homo'.

(Okla-Homo is a musical play written by Lance about the plight of the gay man during the dust bowl)


At that moment, Kyle knew he had his mark. He explained to Lance that he was a huge Chiefs fan and he wanted to start a popular Chiefs BB site. At that time, there was only the Star Board and people were getting sick of their shit.
Lance told him for 300 bucks a year, (and some free schlong) he would do it.

And thus, the GoChiefs account was born.

THAT is why GoChiefs never get's perma-banned. Only Mods are privy to this information. One time a Mod let this info slip to Mr. Blonde so Kyle had to kill him.
But now? I have decided life is too short. I'm tired of the PM's filling my inbox about him every day. GoChiefs will never be stopped unless the truth gets out!!!!

.

Dragonocho
06-05-2012, 02:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDthMGtZKa4

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 02:36 PM
I want some kind of response on the CrazyCoffee issue. I'll not stand for his childish, abusive antics. A man of the LAW should know better.

In other news, between CoffeeGate and Midget Lust, ONWARD! TO 1,000!


Y u no contribute to the midget lust?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/089/665/tumblr_l96b01l36p1qdhmifo1_500.jpg

/too lazy to actually put the words on the image

|Zach|
06-05-2012, 02:41 PM
Personally, I love this post. It's real, and it's true. I bet the |soul less bastards| and the rest of the ****tards don't "get it", and that's ok too I guess.

You've got problems dude.

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 02:41 PM
I want some kind of response on the CrazyCoffee issue. I'll not stand for his childish, abusive antics. A man of the LAW should know better.

In other news, between CoffeeGate and Midget Lust, ONWARD! TO 1,000!



I was banned, I did my part to try and get you to 1000. I don't think it's going to happen for you though, sorry.



calling them like I see them, I'm sure you're more important to CP than I am. Don't worry, I don't make videos, so you'll be forgiven, and I'll be punished by the AM mod team. Why so serious?????

Called it last night. Predictable. I think Gonzo's story has to be true. It's the only thing that makes sense.

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 02:43 PM
I was banned.

The hell you were.

Lumpy
06-05-2012, 02:44 PM
Y u no contribute to the midget lust?

/too lazy to actually put the words on the image

Here...

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 02:45 PM
Here...

I would have rather you posted pics of hot midgets instead.

Lumpy
06-05-2012, 02:46 PM
I would have rather you posted pics of hot midgets instead.

No can do. I'm at work.

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 02:48 PM
Here...

You stroke well.

Lumpy
06-05-2012, 02:55 PM
You stroke well.

:spock: Thanks?

Bearcat
06-05-2012, 02:56 PM
I was banned, I did my part to try and get you to 1000. I don't think it's going to happen for you though, sorry.



Called it last night. Predictable. I think Gonzo's story has to be true. It's the only thing that makes sense.

Seeing multiple threads created in the mod forum is an annoyance... but, for the most part, creating extra work for the mods (reversing infractions) is an easy way to get those buttons taken away.

If you think Clay is part of the inner circle, you haven't been paying attention. You can go here (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/profile.php?do=ignorelist) to put users on ignore and Thread Tools -> Ignore this Thread on the top right of any thread to make it disappear.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 02:57 PM
You stroke well.

POST SOME HOT MIDGETS DAMN YOU.

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 03:00 PM
Seeing multiple threads created in the mod forum is an annoyance... but, for the most part, creating extra work for the mods (reversing infractions) is an easy way to get those buttons taken away.

If you think Clay is part of the inner circle, you haven't been paying attention. You can go here (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/profile.php?do=ignorelist) to put users on ignore and Thread Tools -> Ignore this Thread on the top right of any thread to make it disappear.

Well, I did PM a mod about it, and thought I had a green light. It didn't do anything that you "had" to reverse. It didn't do anything to clay but rile him up a bit. It was good entertainment.

whoman69
06-05-2012, 03:06 PM
Oh the humanity.

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nessman1.jpg?d4fd08

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 03:06 PM
Oh, wait, it would appear SOMEONE lost his ability to give infractions.

I guess the third time....

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/write.ign.com/74314/2012/03/tumblr_lqny9rAjKq1qlv7x6.gif

...was the charm.

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 03:12 PM
POST SOME HOT MIDGETS DAMN YOU.

Ask CrazyCoffey for some photos. He's basically a midget. And very attractive...

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 03:14 PM
Ask CrazyCoffey for some photos. He's basically a midget. And very attractive...

If you don't post some mother fucking midgets, and hot ones, I'm gonna delete every post I've made in this thread setting it back 40 posts on your quest to 1k. Also, seeing as I am the second leading poster in this thread, you would be losing your biggest contributor in getting this to 1k.

POST HOT MIDGETS OR ELSE!

Phobia
06-05-2012, 03:16 PM
If you don't post some mother ****ing midgets, and hot ones, I'm gonna delete every post I've made in this thread setting it back 40 posts on your quest to 1k. Also, seeing as I am the second leading poster in this thread, you would be losing your biggest contributor in getting this to 1k.

POST HOT MIDGETS OR ELSE!

I'm definitely breaking off the hot midget pics to its own thread and moving it to the pics subforum. As a side note, if you have video of midgets running, that is one of my guilty pleasures. I would rather watch midgets run than almost any other form of entertainment.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 03:18 PM
I'm definitely breaking off the hot midget pics to its own thread and moving it to the pics subforum. As a side note, if you have video of midgets running, that is one of my guilty pleasures. I would rather watch midgets run than almost any other form of entertainment.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I give you this midgets running video as an offering for you to leave the pics where they are. Bonus, they are racing a camel!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/X8KdawFd874" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

/ps WENDER, Phobia doesn't want midget pics in this thread. SPAM THE SHIT OUT OF IT WITH HOT MIDGET ACTION!!!!

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 03:22 PM
If you don't post some mother fucking midgets, and hot ones, I'm gonna delete every post I've made in this thread setting it back 40 posts on your quest to 1k. Also, seeing as I am the second leading poster in this thread, you would be losing your biggest contributor in getting this to 1k.

POST HOT MIDGETS OR ELSE!

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30100000/Tyrion-Lannister-tyrion-lannister-30150642-500-323.jpg

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/dailyrecord3/mar2011/6/2/elijad-wood-as-frodo-and-other-hobbits-in-the-lord-of-the-rings-733252030.jpg

http://lewis.armscontrolwonk.com/files/2012/05/oompa-loompa-34.jpg

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2010/football/nfl/03/11/pro.days.draft.news.tracker/dexter-mccluster.jpg

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 03:24 PM
500

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 03:25 PM
You guys are really lucky, BTW. We almost had a terrorist strike.

however, and you don't have to keep this secret...if CC doesn't get any discipline for this, I will create a "mult" on my 4G phone sometime in the next two weeks and make a full return, and continue to do so and no longer respect the wishes of the board of being permanently banned. The powers of 4G.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 03:26 PM
do it right or I start deleting

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 03:28 PM
http://amazingdata.com/mediadata31/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool4_thumbs_midget-celebrities-15_2009073023260411370.jpg

http://terminallychill.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/midget-woman.jpg

http://miasmaticreview.mu.nu/mt-static/Jennifer%20midget.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 03:34 PM
two of those aren't even real midgets. Son, I am disappoint.

Rain Man
06-05-2012, 03:37 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I give you this midgets running video as an offering for you to leave the pics where they are. Bonus, they are racing a camel!


That anchorleg man had some serious wheels. If we didn't already have McCluster I'd suggest bringing him in for a look.

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 05:11 PM
Burst. This thread has lost it.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 05:14 PM
Burst. This thread has lost it.

I tried man. I tried. When midgets can't keep a thread going, it is time to lock it and forget it existed.

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 05:15 PM
Lumps boobs?

Phobia
06-05-2012, 05:18 PM
Lumps boobs?

Do whatever you need to do. I just had a hat fashioned out of brisket and I'm getting hungry.

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 05:21 PM
Do whatever you need to do. I just had a hat fashioned out of brisket and I'm getting hungry.

You communist bastard...

Bowser
06-05-2012, 05:22 PM
Lumps boobs?

http://www.phacient.com/images/SiteStock/redbutton.gif

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 05:24 PM
You communist bastard...

That mother fucker asked for running midgets and I gave him 4 plus they were racing a camel and no so much as a thank you or some positive rep. Communist bastard indeed.

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 05:38 PM
Burst. This thread has lost it.

I'm hoping Hootie follows through on his terrorist threat.

NOTE - I have nothing to do with that. But Hootie did a great job finding evidence of CrazyCoffey's previous abuse of infractions. This was a win for the Chiefsplanet Underground Failroad.

Phobia
06-05-2012, 05:39 PM
That mother ****er asked for running midgets and I gave him 4 plus they were racing a camel and no so much as a thank you or some positive rep. Communist bastard indeed.

I said I'm a huge fan of running midgets. You think I haven't seen the first 2,000 google hits? That one right there is my screensaver. I'm not dishing out rep for a repost of my screensaver.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 05:49 PM
I said I'm a huge fan of running midgets. You think I haven't seen the first 2,000 google hits? That one right there is my screensaver. I'm not dishing out rep for a repost of my screensaver.

Damn... you could have at the very least acknowledged the attempt. How am I supposed to know that you had seen that if you don't say anything?!?!?

I'll give it one more shot but I'm not gonna kill myself looking for running midgets for you.

http://www.whoisthemonkey.com/videos/08/midget-running-from-cops

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 05:53 PM
CrazyCoffey really, really wishes he was a mod.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/282621_393569100689655_1693559610_n.jpg

Phobia
06-05-2012, 05:59 PM
That one was good enough. Thanks.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 06:05 PM
That one was good enough. Thanks.

http://beastkong.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/success-baby.jpg

Phobia
06-05-2012, 06:09 PM
I watched the whole thing. Not only did it have my guilty pleasure but it had a touching ending as well. I'm a sucker for such things.

loochy
06-05-2012, 06:13 PM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/BoBoTheChimp757/HOTMIDGETCOWGIRLS.png

Simply Red
06-05-2012, 06:16 PM
Let me get this straight.

You gave me three infractions for "spamming advertisements."

http://i48.tinypic.com/1532yps.jpg

Point out the advertisements, smart guy.

You're abusing your power....not that anyone's surprised.

infraction - lol

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 06:18 PM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/BoBoTheChimp757/HOTMIDGETCOWGIRLS.png

Come on now. This is just lazy. Everyone knows the one on the left is just a giant.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 06:18 PM
Come on now. This is just lazy. Everyone knows the one on the left is just a giant.

Exactly. WEAK!

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 06:21 PM
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2010/9/britney2.1-793646.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 06:23 PM
The little one on the right is VERY cute. Well done KDL.

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 06:34 PM
infraction - lol

IT MEANS SOMETHING!!!! ROFL
It's essentially another form of rep. But you have to be responsible with it. Give me a fucking break.

Simply Red
06-05-2012, 06:48 PM
Bearcat gave me an infraction, it's just silly though, considering if you go back to that 'vote in a mod' thread - whatever it was called, I was almost single-handedly responsible for getting him in the race. See for yourself, I'd find the thread myself, but i've been researching all day, so screw you.

Anyhow, the infraction i commited was filter evasion, it was literally in the middle of the night, and it was the '****ing crumbs, they are everywhere' .jpg... Thanks again Bearcat.

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 06:49 PM
IT MEANS SOMETHING!!!! ROFL
It's essentially another form of rep. But you have to be responsible with it. Give me a fucking break.

Cry more, corrupt cop.

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 06:51 PM
It's essentially another form of rep.

Do you really expect us to believe this?

You literally thought infracting me thrice would result in my banishment.

Meathead.

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 06:52 PM
Bearcat gave me an infraction, it's just silly though, considering if you go back to that 'vote in a mod' thread - whatever it was called, I was almost single-handedly responsible for getting him in the race. See for yourself, I'd find the thread myself, but i've been researching all day, so screw you.

Anyhow, the infraction i commited was filter evasion, it was literally in the middle of the night, and it was the '****ing crumbs, they are everywhere' .jpg... Thanks again Bearcat.

How have you lived with yourself all this time?

Simply Red
06-05-2012, 06:56 PM
How have you lived with yourself all this time?

I would have forgotten of it, but you have to wear that infraction like the scarlett letter, FOREVER!

Simply Red
06-05-2012, 06:57 PM
You two STILL haven't worked it out?

Simply Red
06-05-2012, 06:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xd8QS.gif (http://imgur.com/xd8QS)

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 07:00 PM
Do you really expect us to believe this?

You literally thought infracting me thrice would result in my banishment.

Meathead.

It's super important for other posters to follow rules that aren't even really rules if they offend CC. If those pretend, non-existent rules are broken, the offender should be banned.

When CC breaks actual rules, however, it's all in good fun.

Count Alex's Wins
06-05-2012, 07:00 PM
CrazyCoffey attempts to hand out infractions:

http://i43.tinypic.com/20f9ojm.jpg

NewChief
06-05-2012, 09:27 PM
CC and GC remind me on Chang and Brita on Community in Se2Ep2.