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Phobia
06-05-2012, 08:38 PM
When CC breaks actual rules, however, it's all in good fun.


The "actual rule" to which you are referring wasn't an actual rule when CC posted Clay's grandpa's info. That rule was penned as a result of that incident.

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 08:39 PM
The "actual rule" to which you are referring wasn't an actual rule when CC posted Clay's grandpa's info. That rule was penned as a result of that incident.

How about the infractions?

Phobia
06-05-2012, 08:42 PM
How about the infractions?

The infractions thing has been handled to the best of my knowledge.

cabletech94
06-05-2012, 08:56 PM
Lumps boobs?

and suddenly, i'm paying attention to this thread!!!!!!

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 09:02 PM
Lumpy = not a midget

Pr is disappoint

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 09:04 PM
The infractions thing has been handled to the best of my knowledge.

Yet Coffey keeps saying the infraction abuse is no big deal.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 09:06 PM
Lumpy = not a midget

Pr is disappoint

Well now lets not rush into this. How tall is Lumpy?

Phobia
06-05-2012, 09:11 PM
Yet Coffey keeps saying the infraction abuse is no big deal.

It's kind of irrelevant now though.

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 09:13 PM
It's kind of irrelevant now though.

Because he's banned, right?

Count Zarth
06-05-2012, 09:16 PM
Agreed. Justice has been served. Coffey has been spayed.

Count Zarth
06-05-2012, 09:17 PM
Because he's banned, right?

Hootie asked that Coffey not be banned, because he's one of his favorite posters.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:17 PM
Well now lets not rush into this. How tall is Lumpy?

Exactly. I'm already on the record stating that 5'5 is almost too tall but acceptable.

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 09:21 PM
Hootie asked that Coffey not be banned, because he's one of his favorite posters.

Coffey had been explicitly told not to abuse the infraction system in the past. I don't like bans, but I admire the mods' consistency here in choosing to ban him for his repeated offenses.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 09:23 PM
Well now lets not rush into this. How tall is Lumpy?


Good point, need pics to decide

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 09:25 PM
446 to go

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:29 PM
Coffey had been explicitly told not to abuse the infraction system in the past. I don't like bans, but I admire the mods' consistency here in choosing to ban him for his repeated offenses.

I'm not reading through all these fucking posts... CC got banned now?

/waits for CC's manifesto

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 09:31 PM
I'm not reading through all these ****ing posts... CC got banned now?

/waits for CC's manifesto

I assume he was banned. Phobia said its been handled.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 09:34 PM
I'm not reading through all these fucking posts... CC got banned now?

/waits for CC's manifesto

Nope. Looks like he got his infraction privileges taken away. If CC gets banned this thread will reach 2000 posts.

Count Zarth
06-05-2012, 09:34 PM
Coffey has not been banned. It's cool, as long as he keeps posting I can remind him that the third time was the charm.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 09:37 PM
http://zodiblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/midgets.jpg

Phobia
06-05-2012, 09:39 PM
Coffey had been explicitly told not to abuse the infraction system in the past. I don't like bans, but I admire the mods' consistency here in choosing to ban him for his repeated offenses.

We like to make punishments fit the crime. Abuse your sig, sig privs are removed. Start stupid threads, you don't get to start threads any longer. CC got his infraction privs removed which we've consistently done to anybody who abuses infractions.

Lumpy
06-05-2012, 09:41 PM
Well now lets not rush into this. How tall is Lumpy?

5' 4"

Exactly. I'm already on the record stating that 5'5 is almost too tall but acceptable.

Oh noes! LMAO

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 09:41 PM
We like to make punishments fit the crime. Abuse your sig, sig privs are removed. Start stupid threads, you don't get to start threads any longer. CC got his infraction privs removed which we've consistently done to anybody who abuses infractions.

Call someone dumb for saying Jordan wasn't great, get banned for life.

ThaVirus
06-05-2012, 09:41 PM
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2010/9/britney2.1-793646.jpg

Brittney Spears looking fine as fuck.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-05-2012, 09:43 PM
We like to make punishments fit the crime. Abuse your sig, sig privs are removed. Start stupid threads, you don't get to start threads any longer. CC got his infraction privs removed which we've consistently done to anybody who abuses infractions.

You know I love you mods but you obviously don't enforce this one. Heh.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 09:45 PM
We like to make punishments fit the crime. Abuse your sig, sig privs are removed. Start stupid threads, you don't get to start threads any longer. CC got his infraction privs removed which we've consistently done to anybody who abuses infractions.

Or in Joey's case make a couple jokes, permaban.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:47 PM
Call someone dumb for saying Jordan wasn't great, get banned for life.

Whomever said Jordan wasn't great thoroughly deserved whatever ban he got.

Phobia
06-05-2012, 09:48 PM
Call someone dumb for saying Jordan wasn't great, get banned for life.

If that's why you think Hootie got banned then you aren't really nearly as bright as I previously thought.

Bearcat
06-05-2012, 09:50 PM
I guess Clay got the burst he so desperately wanted...


Full.



Retard.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:50 PM
5' 4"



Oh noes! LMAO

Well hello there. :evil:

Phobia
06-05-2012, 09:50 PM
Or in Joey's case make a couple jokes, permaban.

I think I'm just going to ban you for pretending like the mods haven't been abundantly patient with Joey.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 09:54 PM
I think I'm just going to ban you for pretending like the mods haven't been abundantly patient with Joey.

Another short leash experiment?

Count Zarth
06-05-2012, 09:56 PM
I guess Clay got the burst he so desperately wanted...
.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkyv5rTp6N1qb3q4e.gif

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 09:57 PM
I think I'm just going to ban you for pretending like the mods haven't been abundantly patient with Joey.

You do and I will start a thread about the injustice of it all. :mad:

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 09:58 PM
You do and I will start a thread about the injustice of it all. :mad:

ROFL it really is a vicious cycle.

SPchief
06-05-2012, 09:58 PM
Can we get back to the midgets please?

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 10:00 PM
Can we get back to the midgets please?

There really are only so many pictures available. I honestly thought there would be more.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:01 PM
Can we get back to the midgets please?

Are you a fellow Morphophiliac?

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:02 PM
There really are only so many pictures available. I honestly thought there would be more.

No shit... even with google safe search on I can't find many. W/O safe search, almost every single pic is NSFW (not that I mind).

crazycoffey
06-05-2012, 10:03 PM
Coffey had been explicitly told not to abuse the infraction system in the past. I don't like bans, but I admire the mods' consistency here in choosing to ban him for his repeated offenses.

They were right to ban me.

Lumpy
06-05-2012, 10:12 PM
Well hello there. :evil:

Settle down there, sport. LMAO

I think I'm just going to ban you for pretending like the mods haven't been abundantly patient with Joey.

This is an understatement. I like Joey, but he kind of reminds me of a child that won't leave shit alone. The mods are then forced to go into parent-mode.

"No, Joey, don't pull the cat's tail."
*Joey pulls the cat's tail*
"What did I just say? Stop messing w/ the cat's tail... it's not nice."
*Joey pulls the cat's tail again*
"Ok, that's it! You're going into time-out, mister!"
*Joey sneaks off of his time-out chair and pulls the cat's tail again*

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:18 PM
red shirt

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.428200!/img/httpImage/image.jpg

Lumpy
06-05-2012, 10:24 PM
Here you go, pr...

http://www.golivewire.com/forums/img.cgi?i=35538

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:26 PM
http://www.topfox.tv/pic/bridget_the_midget_powers/237451_bridget_the_midget_powers_scaled.jpg

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 10:26 PM
They were right to ban me.

Are you under the impression that I actually thought you were banned? The mods made it clear during hootiegate that they protect some of the less intelligent posters on here and that you fall under that umbrella.

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 10:37 PM
Are you under the impression that I actually thought you were banned? The mods made it clear during hootiegate that they protect some of the less intelligent posters on here and that you fall under that umbrella.

Opinions, Saul has them on most everything...
Heh

Phobia
06-05-2012, 10:40 PM
Opinions, Saul has them on most everything...
Heh

We really need to add him to the protected list, too. Remind me tomorrow, please.

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 10:40 PM
Opinions, Saul has them on most everything...
Heh

If you only knew.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:44 PM
If you only knew.

I'm interested to hear your opinion on current events around the board. Do tell!

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 10:44 PM
If you only knew.

My head would literally 'splode, huh?
Are you Glen Beck IRL?

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 10:44 PM
If you only knew.

What is your opinion on hot midgets?

Phobia
06-05-2012, 10:45 PM
What is your opinion on hot midgets?

They fall a little short for me.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:46 PM
What is your opinion on hot midgets?

this is relevant to my interests

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:46 PM
They fall a little short for me.

Put the pun generating machine down and slowly back away please.

Easy 6
06-05-2012, 10:47 PM
This thread... man... Hall of Classics here we come, so mote it be.

Golden Drama & the Art of Hijackery.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 10:49 PM
Focus assholes...Midgets

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:50 PM
This thread... man... Hall of Classics here we come, so mote it be.

Golden Drama & the Art of Hijackery.

This thread will never make the HOC. 90% of it is purposeful hijacking for the sake of spamming and getting people to post pics of hot midgets.

It was my intention to get to 15k today but I don't see it happening.

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 10:52 PM
this is relevant to my interests

Heh, question.

You seem to be the resident midget expert here. What constitutes a midget? By that I mean, how tall do you have to be?

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:53 PM
Heh, question.

You seem to be the resident midget expert here. What constitutes a midget? By that I mean, how tall do you have to be?

4'10 or below.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 10:53 PM
Heh, question.

You seem to be the resident midget expert here. What constitutes a midget? By that I mean, how tall do you have to be?

4'10" is the max

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 10:53 PM
4'10" is the max

Q

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 10:54 PM
Q

Just came up short.

Count Zarth
06-05-2012, 10:57 PM
I don't care if this thread makes it to the HOC.

But if it makes it to 800 posts...I will make damn sure it makes it to 1,000.

COME ON THREAD

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 10:59 PM
4'10? Damn. My sis is 4'11.

So close to the fat gubment disability.

Count Zarth
06-05-2012, 11:00 PM
4'10? Damn. My sis is 4'11.


Pics?

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:01 PM
4'10? Damn. My sis is 4'11.

So close to the fat gubment disability.

Perhaps she could slouch a bit?

I don't feel like getting banned so I won't ask for pics. LOL

---

edit:

Pics?

/facepalm

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:02 PM
My ol' lady is 4' 6" 150

Yeah I know, fat /omaha


Goddammit Pr, put that thing away!

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:03 PM
My ol' lady is 4' 6"

I shit you not


Goddammit Pr, put that thing away!

you lucky sonofabitch

without being crass, is the luvin everything I think it would be (everything being proportional and all)?

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:05 PM
(everything being proportional and all)?

Other than the hooters

D. CUPS

May God strike me dead if i'm lyin'

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:10 PM
How do you prefer your hat phobia?

Grilled, or sauteed?

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:11 PM
How do you prefer your hat phobia?

Grilled, or sauteed?

I honestly don't think this thread has the legs to make it to 1k. Valiant effort, mostly by me, though.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 11:12 PM
I tried to start another riot with the short leash thing...didn't work.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:12 PM
I honestly don't think this thread has the legs to make it to 1k. Valiant effort, mostly by me, though.


Don't do that man

Only 487 to go


ONWARD!!!!

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 11:13 PM
If Zoccer liked Joey at all this thread would have 1500 posts by now.

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 11:13 PM
I should ban someone. That'd get this bitch going.

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:14 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Sayvoxia/48180.jpg

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 11:14 PM
I'll ban Zach!

Count Zarth
06-05-2012, 11:14 PM
So today CrazyCoffey and Lebron James got served.

This is one of the best days of the year so far.

|Zach|
06-05-2012, 11:14 PM
If Zoccer liked Joey at all this thread would have 1500 posts by now.

Heh, its not about "like" they had a valid reason to ban Joey. Many of them.

The idea that I fight every little action is a myth.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 11:14 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Sayvoxia/48180.jpg

She is hot. I put that one in the other banning turned midget thread.

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 11:15 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Sayvoxia/48180.jpg

I would the 1/2 thing.

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:15 PM
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/11/img_dawg_1155961768.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:15 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Sayvoxia/48180.jpg

****ing right. I am nuts over her.

I know you are picky bout your ladies Omaha. Would you pork a midget?

Count Zarth
06-05-2012, 11:16 PM
I hear CrazyCoffey has a tattoo like Lebron's, but his says "CHOSEN WON" because he's a dumbass.

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 11:16 PM
Heh, its not about "like" they had a valid reason to ban Joey. Many of them.

The idea that I fight every little action is a myth.

BAN HAMMER!

|Zach|
06-05-2012, 11:16 PM
I'll ban Zach!

http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dog-giving-a-surprised-look.gif

|Zach|
06-05-2012, 11:17 PM
Surely we can all come together in agreement. CC is a dumbshit.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:17 PM
I hear CrazyCoffey has a tattoo like Lebron's, but his says "CHOSEN WON" because he's a dumbass.

Your hate for LeBron is borderline ridiculous man. Especially for someone who is a Mavs and not a Cavs fan.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:17 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Sayvoxia/48180.jpg

How the fuck did you get so much casino cash brah?

Wanna hit a brutha up?

|Zach|
06-05-2012, 11:17 PM
I would the 1/2 thing.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Phobia
06-05-2012, 11:18 PM
Heh, its not about "like" they had a valid reason to ban Joey. Many of them.

The idea that I fight every little action is a myth.

I think you just figured out that you have to support one now and then because you're fat... I mean smart.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:18 PM
Surely we can all come together in agreement. CC is a dumbshit.

Water is wet

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:18 PM
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/24429/23.jpg

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:19 PM
376


We will be expecting pics

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:19 PM
****ing right. I am nuts over her.

I know you are picky bout your ladies Omaha. Would you pork a midget?

I would her.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 11:19 PM
I should ban someone. That'd get this bitch going.

Brings up an interesting question. The banning of what poster would cause the most commotion?

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:19 PM
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/24429/23.jpg

already posted, and the text on the pic makes it creepy instead of hot.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:20 PM
I would her.

THE WHOLE THING???

Count Zarth
06-05-2012, 11:20 PM
Your hate for LeBron is borderline ridiculous man. Especially for someone who is a Mavs and not a Cavs fan.

The most popular video on my youtube channel is a Lebron hate video! ROFL

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 11:21 PM
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Ya done been banned for 12 hours. That oughta do it

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:21 PM
The most popular video on my youtube channel is a Lebron hate video! ROFL

That only proves that others hate him, your hate for the guy is still a mystery to me.

Phobia
06-05-2012, 11:21 PM
Brings up an interesting question. The banning of what poster would cause the most commotion?

I don't know. Let's pick 5 and start to experiment.

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:21 PM
THE WHOLE THING???

The WHOLE thing.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:21 PM
http://www.mobileelectronics.com.au/forums/uploads/monthly_11_2010/post-41268-128903159681.jpg


We will make this happen!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count Zarth
06-05-2012, 11:23 PM
That only proves that others hate him, your hate for the guy is still a mystery to me.

He just represents everything I hate in sports.

Gonzo
06-05-2012, 11:23 PM
Brings up an interesting question. The banning of what poster would cause the most commotion?

Clay by a mile. He has a pathetic following of goobers, dweebs, trolls, dorks, noobs, morons and douchetastic fuckwads.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:24 PM
The WHOLE thing.

http://i.imgur.com/Sibaq.gif

Count Zarth
06-05-2012, 11:25 PM
Clay by a mile. He has a pathetic following of goobers, dweebs, trolls, dorks, noobs, morons and douchetastic fuckwads.

http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kingofjungle.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:25 PM
He just represents everything I hate in sports.

I'm not Phil "fucking" Donahue man. I'm not gonna keep asking questions to drag some more vague answers out of you. I no longer care why you don't like LeBron.

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 11:25 PM
I don't know. Let's pick 5 and start to experiment.

1. Luv
2. Rain Man
3. Frazod
4. Knowmo or R8ers
5. Random n00b like Aunt Flo that nobody cares about, but everyone will bitch anyway

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 11:27 PM
Clay by a mile. He has a pathetic following of goobers, dweebs, trolls, dorks, noobs, morons and douchetastic fuckwads.

This is true, but I wanted to keep Kyle's mult out of this since it was too obvious.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:27 PM
Clay by a mile. He has a pathetic following of goobers, dweebs, trolls, dorks, noobs, morons and douchetastic fuckwads.

Hey, about those boob pics....


NOT YOURS!!

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:28 PM
Brings up an interesting question. The banning of what poster would cause the most commotion?

Well, if Hawk were banned, where would ThaVirus look to find chicks he'd like to fuck? Oh yeah. I forgot about anywhere & everywhere.

|Zach|
06-05-2012, 11:28 PM
He just represents everything I hate in sports.

Like...

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2012, 11:29 PM
Like...

soccer.

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:30 PM
already posted, and the text on the pic makes it creepy instead of hot.

I disagree with the second part of that.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:30 PM
zoccer.

FYP

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:31 PM
I disagree with the second part of that.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/myhnAZFR1po" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Fairplay
06-05-2012, 11:32 PM
Clay by a mile. He has a pathetic following of goobers, dweebs, trolls, dorks, noobs, morons and douchetastic ****wads.



I fall into one of those categories. Take your pick of which one.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:32 PM
Well, if Hawk were banned, where would ThaVirus look to find chicks he'd like to fuck? Oh yeah. I forgot about anywhere & everywhere.


Would you? (this'll give the thread some burst)


http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8166/7142943973_96da6f4826_z.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:34 PM
Would you? (this'll give the thread some burst)


http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8166/7142943973_96da6f4826_z.jpg

From that pic... the mannequin would be omaha's favorite

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:34 PM
Would you? (this'll give the thread some burst)


http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8166/7142943973_96da6f4826_z.jpg

No, yes, no, yes

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:35 PM
From that pic... the mannequin would be omaha's favorite

HAHA! I said no to the mannequin.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:38 PM
No, yes, no, yes


Thunderthighs on the right?

:eek:



(yes I would and I'm postwhoring, deal with it)

Easy 6
06-05-2012, 11:39 PM
Perhaps she could slouch a bit?

LMAO

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:40 PM
http://herestheproblem.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/terakarlpose24.jpg?w=500

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:41 PM
Thunderthighs on the right?

:eek:



(yes I would and I'm postwhoring, deal with it)

Smart move standing next to the pig in the middle. Can someone please cover her up?

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:41 PM
http://herestheproblem.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/terakarlpose24.jpg?w=500


I said put that thing away PR!

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:42 PM
http://media.punchingkitty.com/wordpress/2010/05/mini-lady-gaga-at-home-nightclub.4839428.87.jpeg?filter=full

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:43 PM
http://herestheproblem.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/terakarlpose24.jpg?w=500

I need a front view to see exactly how precise they get that jumpsuit to the full sized Britney.

http://www.emmagem.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/britney-spears.jpg

Fairplay
06-05-2012, 11:44 PM
From that pic... the mannequin would be omaha's favorite



Talk about low maintenance.

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:45 PM
http://media.punchingkitty.com/wordpress/2010/05/mini-lady-gaga-at-home-nightclub.4839428.87.jpeg?filter=full

Those hips and thighs! UUUUNNNGGGHHH!

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 11:46 PM
Back on topic:


http://swellco2000.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/e8391.jpg

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:46 PM
Talk about low maintenance.

All you need is an allen wrench to make sure nothing falls off.

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:47 PM
Those hips and thighs! UUUUNNNGGGHHH!

Red spooge, pr?

pr_capone
06-05-2012, 11:49 PM
Red spooge, pr?

I'm sure it is some sort of red dye that is on her... I hope.

Omaha
06-05-2012, 11:51 PM
http://www.fotocomedia.com/images/articles/mini-britney-spears_4.jpg

http://www.martyflint.com/images/LONDON%20EDGE%2008/IMG_2506.JPG

http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/mini_britney.jpg

Fairplay
06-06-2012, 12:01 AM
All you need is an allen wrench to make sure nothing falls off.



I need an allen wrench for her? Forget it.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-06-2012, 12:14 AM
Dear lord taking a gigantic dump is fucking awesome

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 12:17 AM
I WAS BANNED FOR LIKE 30 MINS

pr_capone
06-06-2012, 12:22 AM
I WAS BANNED FOR LIKE 30 MINS

Good. Proper recompense for being vague with your answers about LeBron.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-06-2012, 12:24 AM
Personally, I love this post. It's real, and it's true. I bet the |soul less bastards| and the rest of the fucktards don't "get it", and that's ok too I guess.

"It's not safe out here! It's wondrous, with treasures to
satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid."

Fairplay
06-06-2012, 12:43 AM
I WAS BANNED FOR LIKE 30 MINS



How dare they................:mad:

J Diddy
06-06-2012, 12:45 AM
When I was a young man I bought a tank. Not a sherman type tank, but an enclosed chamber. I called it my give a fuck. This thread moved it none from empty. Look for the next ghandi cause kc ain't it.

Dragonocho
06-06-2012, 03:33 AM
Left for baseball games last night and this thread was below 500. Well done night shift. In one word, describe how you did it.

Rausch
06-06-2012, 04:25 AM
I WAS BANNED FOR LIKE 30 MINS

You had over 10 handles banned.

You're only here because you were willing to spend more time to get on than they were willing to spend to keep you off.

Only to you is that a win...

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 07:17 AM
You had over 10 handles banned.

You're only here because you were willing to spend more time to get on than they were willing to spend to keep you off.

Only to you is that a win...

http://i.qkme.me/4p5g.jpg

Dave Lane
06-06-2012, 08:38 AM
687 and petering out. Its never gonna make a 1000

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 08:41 AM
Hootie needs to mult it up if we're gonna power through.

Donger
06-06-2012, 08:47 AM
Did you guys see that Gov. Walker won the recall election in Wisconsin? That doesn't bode well for the commie interloper presently in the White House.

Predarat
06-06-2012, 08:48 AM
Unban Kurt, reban him in three weeks, rally for Kurt, unban him again, reban him in three weeks when he fucks up again, rally for Kurt, unban him again, reban him in three weeks when he fucks up again, rally for Kurt, unban him again, reban him in three weeks when he fucks up again, rally for Kurt, unban him again, reban him in three weeks when he fucks up again, rally for Kurt, unban him again, reban him in three weeks when he fucks up again, rally for Kurt, unban him again, reban him in three weeks when he fucks up again, rally for Kurt, unban him again, reban him in three weeks when he fucks up again, rally for Kurt, unban him again, reban him in three weeks when he fucks up again, rally for Kurt, unban him again, reban him in three weeks when he fucks up again, rally for Kurt, unban him again, reban him in three weeks when he fucks up again, rally for Kurt, unban him again, reban him in three weeks when he fucks up again.

That is all.

Donger
06-06-2012, 09:25 AM
ROFLROFLROFL:rolleyes:

What the crap does that have to do with anything they should ban you're dumb dick for being dubm.LMAO

Let me guess: Barack Hussein supporter?

Dartgod
06-06-2012, 09:30 AM
687 and petering out. Its never gonna make a 1000

It's never going to make 1000 because Phobia's going to lock it at 999.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 09:30 AM
Come on, baby. I hear you tryin' ta rev up. GIVE IT SOME GAS!!!

Donger
06-06-2012, 09:31 AM
Let me guess george bushit supporter:LOL:

Yes, I voted for Bush twice.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 09:34 AM
1000 posts doesn't count if it gets moved to DC.

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 09:35 AM
Come on, baby. I hear you tryin' ta rev up. GIVE IT SOME GAS!!!

It might be heading to DC soon, so you might want to steer it in a different direction...

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 09:35 AM
It's never going to make 1000 because Phobia's going to lock it at 999.

Shh!

KCUnited
06-06-2012, 09:35 AM
Don't take the bait, man.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 09:36 AM
I think CrazyCoffey has placed me on ignore. He hasn't responded once to any of my prodding.

The little bitch.

Gonzo
06-06-2012, 09:38 AM
No wonder your in this thread your a midget.






















A mental midget.

This has to be Hootie.

Donger
06-06-2012, 09:38 AM
No wonder your in this thread your a midget.






















A mental midget.

It's "you're" not "your."

And, yes, I voted for Bush the second time pretty much as a vote against Kerry. I didn't support the invasion of Iraq.

That being said, I'd rather have Bush in the WH right now than that fucking socialist, Kenyan-born POS who has no right to even be there.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 09:39 AM
This has to be Hootie.

I doubt it very seriously. He's more creative than that.

Saul Good
06-06-2012, 09:41 AM
Don't take the bait, man.

Are you talking to Donger about not taking the troll bait or Patrick about not taking the political bait?

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 09:47 AM
1000 posts doesn't count if it gets moved to DC.

This thread is an abortion and abortions are wrong!

:evil:

KC Tattoo
06-06-2012, 09:49 AM
It's "you're" not "your."

And, yes, I voted for Bush the second time pretty much as a vote against Kerry. I didn't support the invasion of Iraq.

That being said, I'd rather have Bush in the WH right now than that ****ing socialist, Kenyan-born POS who has no right to even be there.

I voted for Bush twice too. I didn't vote the last time there wasn't a candidate that was worth a damn.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 09:49 AM
This thread is an abortion and abortions are wrong!

:evil:

Even male abortions?

http://thefemitheist.blogspot.com.au/2012/05/gender-based-abortion-abort-males.html

And, why?

Because one side of the spectrum, the male side, creates the majority of all of the negative issues in society - They hold the offices of greatest power, and thusly, they are capable of forging war. They fight their wars themselves, for territorial purposes, for predatory purposes, and for the honor of nationalistic and xenophobic dominance. It is their nature. They commit the majority of all crimes, and program their male progeny to function in the same way. And, in some cases, as is the case with all indoctrinated women, they program their daughters to exhibit these same disgusting male behaviors.

While, in antipode, the female side, when free from indoctrination and or mental illness, is the nurturing, kind, maternal and caring side – it is the side which cares for life, creates life, and breeds excellence. The female side outperforms the male side academically, because it is smarter, and it outperforms men in the workplace, because it is wiser and more efficient. This is a fact, and it always has been.

Men, for many centuries, feared the education of women, and even stated that women were incapable of being educated, saying that they were “creatures of emotion without the ability to reason”. If this were the case, however, they would have at least tried to educate women to see if they had a potential for reasoning. They didn’t do this, because they feared that very potential. They knew all along that women could surpass them if they were given the opportunity, and they oppressed women for this very reason.

And, when women finally did achieve these opportunities, thanks to Patriarchal Manipulation for fear of a true awakening, women, overtime, did surpass men, are surpassing men, and will continue to surpass men until the true balance is overwhelmingly clear.

Save the females. Abort the males.

It is justified, it is necessary, and its premise is Undeniably True.

Dartgod
06-06-2012, 09:49 AM
This thread is an abortion and abortions are wrong!

:evil:

I think the members have the right to decide whether they want to keep a shitty thread or not. It's not for the mods to decide.

:evil: :evil:

KCUnited
06-06-2012, 09:50 AM
Are you talking to Donger about not taking the troll bait or Patrick about not taking the political bait?

I'd rather not get lured into this.

KC Tattoo
06-06-2012, 09:50 AM
This thread is an abortion and abortions are wrong!

:evil:

this thread should have been aborted long time ago. Ooops I said aborted

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 09:57 AM
This thread is an abortion and abortions are wrong!

Obama is a known lover of abortions & gay rights.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 10:00 AM
Of course you think there wrong. You probably still have scars on your forehead from when your mom didn't shove the hanger quite deep enough.

You won't ever get laid so you don't need to worry about paying for some slut to get scraped. You don't get biches preg from rubbing your meat pickel.

That's a relief. God forbid I ever get any bitches pregnant!

Donger
06-06-2012, 10:00 AM
I'm all for abortions, especially those of retarded Democrats.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 10:00 AM
Of course you think there wrong. You probably still have scars on your forehead from when your mom didn't shove the hanger quite deep enough.

You won't ever get laid so you don't need to worry about paying for some slut to get scraped. You don't get biches preg from rubbing your meat pickel.


That's 100% bullshit. You can get a woman pregnant by masturbating.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 10:07 AM
Not me. I don't rough up the suspect. I slam bitches.

So you're an Obama fan that rapes women.

BigMeatballDave
06-06-2012, 10:07 AM
It would be hilarious to see a Mod close this thread at 999.

:)

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 10:08 AM
Stick to yankin it to the cartoon girl in your picture.

What exactly am I suppose to yank? ROFL

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 10:08 AM
It would be hilarious to see a Mod close this thread at 999.

:)

You know they will. LMAO

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 10:10 AM
We got to 10 pages. We can do this.

Codered
06-06-2012, 10:15 AM
That tiny thing under your gut just cuz your too fat to see it don't mean it don't get lonley.

Still clueless I see.

Donger
06-06-2012, 10:15 AM
That tiny thing under your gut just cuz your too fat to see it don't mean it don't get lonley.

So, are you going to vote for Obama in November (presuming you are of legal age and citizenship)? If so, why?

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 10:16 AM
If we get to 1,000 posts I'll tell you guys a craigslist story.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 10:19 AM
That tiny thing under your gut just cuz your too fat to see it don't mean it don't get lonley.

Penis? Do you mean penis? Just type "penis" if you mean penis.

Btw, I don't have a penis.

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 10:20 AM
Do you all know who it is yet?

bevischief
06-06-2012, 10:21 AM
That's a relief. God forbid I ever get any bitches pregnant!

ROFL

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 10:21 AM
Penis? Do you mean penis? Just type "penis" if you mean penis.

Btw, I don't have a penis.

What happened to Gonzo?

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 10:23 AM
Do you all know who it is yet?



We don't need your help, mod. BACK OFF!

bevischief
06-06-2012, 10:24 AM
What happened to Gonzo?

That was my thought as well...

BigMeatballDave
06-06-2012, 10:25 AM
What happened to Gonzo?

Saddened by the fact that Lumpy doesn't have a penis.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 10:25 AM
What happened to Gonzo?

He's around.

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 10:25 AM
I like your picture. How do I get one like that? It only ley me do kittens and shit.

Better?

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 10:25 AM
He's around.


And pregnant.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 10:27 AM
And pregnant.

It's not mine.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 10:28 AM
It's not mine.

About that.... sorry?!?

Saul Good
06-06-2012, 10:28 AM
I like your picture. How do I get one like that? It only ley me do kittens and shit.

Figures

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 10:29 AM
Patrick Batemen smells like Flopnuts.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 10:29 AM
About that.... sorry?!?

You son of a bitch! :cuss:

That's it! You're paying for the abortion!!

bevischief
06-06-2012, 10:30 AM
I like your picture. How do I get one like that? It only ley me do kittens and shit.

noob.

luv
06-06-2012, 10:30 AM
So, who does this mult belong to?

Donger
06-06-2012, 10:31 AM
Do you all know who it is yet?

Flopnuts.

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 10:31 AM
Flopnuts.

No, it's not a mod.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 10:32 AM
You son of a bitch! :cuss:

That's it! You're paying for the abortion!!

Just push him down the stairs.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 10:32 AM
No, it's not a mod.

Sofa King?

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 10:33 AM
No, it's not a mod.


With the KU avatar, I'm going to guess an MU fan.

Donger
06-06-2012, 10:33 AM
No, it's not a mod.

Phobia.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 10:33 AM
Sofa King?


No, he's horrible with mults. He outs himself faster than Tom Cash.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 10:34 AM
With the KU avatar, I'm going to guess an MU fan.

I figured the meat pickle comment gave it away.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 10:35 AM
Hey coffey, you have me on ignore, bro?

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 10:36 AM
No, he's horrible with mults. He outs himself faster than Tom Cash.

This is true. LMAO

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 10:36 AM
Hey coffey, you have me on ignore, bro?

.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 10:37 AM
I'm guessing it's Delano or Deeznutz

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 10:37 AM
.

You're so hot right now.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 10:38 AM
.

Red carded.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 10:40 AM
Red carded.

OH NOES!!!

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 10:41 AM
LMAO

I have completely and utterly defeated CrazyCoffey.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.spinner.com/media/2011/01/freddie-mercury-456-010611.jpg

KC Tattoo
06-06-2012, 10:43 AM
]Hey [/B]coffey, you have me on ignore, bro?

Hay is for horses, better for cows. Pigs don't eat it cause they don't know how.

Phobia
06-06-2012, 10:43 AM
Hey coffey, you have me on ignore, bro?
Dude is in your head.

Dragonocho
06-06-2012, 10:43 AM
Anyone know a good rib joint?

luv
06-06-2012, 10:47 AM
Weird. Whenever I search for posts by this user, only 12 come up. All in this thread and the one thread he started. Where are the other 400+?

Dragonocho
06-06-2012, 10:48 AM
Weird. Whenever I search for posts by this user, only 12 come up. All in this thread and the one thread he started. Where are the other 400+?

the Matrix. He's Mr. Andersen.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 10:48 AM
Weird. Whenever I search for posts by this user, only 12 come up. All in this thread and the one thread he started. Where are the other 400+?

It's a trap.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 10:49 AM
Pigs don't eat it cause they don't know how.

Are you saying Coffey doesn't know how to do something that barnyard animals have mastered? I find that not hard to believe.

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 10:50 AM
I didn't put that there stupidass a mod didI'm not from Lawrence either. I would put up a picture of my girl for you to spank it to but yall don't even have any:LOL:

Is she a midget?

bevischief
06-06-2012, 10:51 AM
I didn't put that there stupidass a mod didI'm not from Lawrence either. I would put up a picture of my girl for you to spank it to but yall don't even have any:LOL:

We know you want to come out of the closet...

luv
06-06-2012, 10:54 AM
It's a trap.

Eh, whatever. He's obviously a mult and a troll. I'm putting him on ignore. He's stupid and annoying.

Fish
06-06-2012, 10:54 AM
K.C. Masterpiece is the best sauce ever. Classic KC style!

bevischief
06-06-2012, 10:57 AM
Eh, whatever. He's obviously a mult and a troll. I'm putting him on ignore. He's stupid and annoying.

Otherwise he would have been put down by now.

Donger
06-06-2012, 10:58 AM
Why are you stocking me? U gay?

Because she's shelfish.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 10:59 AM
Hay is for horses, better for cows. Pigs don't eat it cause they don't know how.

is this a cop joke? What kind of car do you drive?

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:00 AM
Dude is in your head.

It's pretty empty in there.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:00 AM
is this a cop joke? What kind of car do you drive?

This isn't remotely funny.

It's a travesty that any precinct allows you to wear a badge.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:04 AM
yawn...

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:04 AM
It's pretty empty in there.

You dare to question my intelligence, meathead?

You are so dumb you lost your power to give infractions because your pea brain had formed an idea that you could use them to dispense unjustified oppression.

You're the darwin award winner of anyone who ever had the ability to hand out infractions on this board.

Donger
06-06-2012, 11:05 AM
You dare to question my intelligence, meathead?

You are so dumb you lost your power to give infractions because your pea brain had formed an idea that you could use them to dispense unjustified oppression.

LMAO

Gee, aren't you the one who once wrote: "Who cares!? It's just the Internet!"

Gonzo
06-06-2012, 11:06 AM
LMAO

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:06 AM
you're my bitch....

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:07 AM
No, bitch. Hootie and I made you ours.

The two people you hate the most on this board fucked your shit up.

And you will never forget it.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 11:07 AM
LMAO

Bowser
06-06-2012, 11:07 AM
The mult is either

Redrum

-or-

Hamas

Donger
06-06-2012, 11:08 AM
LMAO

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:08 AM
LMAO

Gee, aren't you the one who once wrote: "Who cares!? It's just the Internet!"

That's his answer when he's the one stirring the pot. He starts to get trolled and it's chicken little x2. I can't wait to see how crazy he gets when he sees his new name.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:08 AM
How did it feel, Coffey?

How did it feel to be the sandwich in a GoChiefs-Hootie bukkake party?

All over your face.

Gonzo
06-06-2012, 11:09 AM
No, bitch. Hootie and I made you ours.

The two people you hate the most on this board ****ed your shit up.

And you will never forget it.

Hootie's not on this board. He was banned for being an E-Tard, remember?

Then he went and got himself a new board and you fucked it up.

Just reminding you about that. You know... In case you forgot.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 11:09 AM
LMAO:popcorn:

Gonzo
06-06-2012, 11:09 AM
The mult is either

Redrum

-or-

Hamas

Negative.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:10 AM
He starts to get trolled and it's chicken little x2.

LMAO

Oh, right. You were "trolling" me. It was all in good fun. It had nothing to do with a misguided and ignorant attempt on your part to infraction me off the board.

You're transparent, meathead. Everyone knows what you tried to do.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:11 AM
No, bitch. Hootie and I made you ours.

The two people you hate the most on this board fucked your shit up.

And you will never forget it.

hate is too strong of a word, I don't hate you. I don't care for you in anyway. But I'd prefer to look at like this; two of the biggest shit stirring turds is now just one big shit stirring turd.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 11:11 AM
Negative.

Slow day at work?

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:11 AM
Hootie's not on this board. He was banned for being an E-Tard, remember?

Then he went and got himself a new board and you fucked it up.

Just reminding you about that. You know... In case you forgot.

Hootie has been monitoring this thread. He assisted me in bringing Coffey to justice.

I got friends in low places.

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 11:11 AM
Not it.



LMAO