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Lumpy
06-06-2012, 11:11 AM
How did it feel, Coffey?

How did it feel to be the sandwich in a GoChiefs-Hootie bukkake party?

All over your face.

Are you sure that Hootie didn't just piss on him?

Thig Lyfe
06-06-2012, 11:12 AM
I've been farting a LOT today.

Bowser
06-06-2012, 11:13 AM
Hootie has been monitoring this thread. He assisted me in bringing Coffey to justice.

I got friends in low places.

WHO IS KEEPING AN EYE (singular) ON TEXANSPLANET IF HOOTIE IS LURKING HERE?

bevischief
06-06-2012, 11:15 AM
WHO IS KEEPING AN EYE (singular) ON TEXANSPLANET IF HOOTIE IS LURKING HERE?

It has been turned down.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:17 AM
OH HEY, LOOK!

http://i.imgur.com/MszCP.gif (http://imgur.com/MszCP)

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:17 AM
I've been served, brought to justice, my horrible oppressive powers have been eradicated. The board is now a safer place because I can no longer fuck with goatboy by giving him a red card.

Donger
06-06-2012, 11:19 AM
I've been served, brought to justice, my horrible oppressive powers have been eradicated. The board is now a safer place because I can no longer **** with goatboy by giving him a red card.

Surely others can though, right?

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:21 AM
hate is too strong of a word, I don't hate you. I don't care for you in anyway. But I'd prefer to look at like this; two of the biggest shit stirring turds is now just one big shit stirring turd.

Let me tell you something:

I hate you. I really do. I think you're a worthless, pathetic excuse for a law enforcement officer, a man of low moral fiber, a drunkard with terrible taste in entertainment, and a shitty internet poster.

What happened yesterday was a joy, and I take delight in it. I'm going to remind you of what happened yesterday every time you open your fat gob to spew more of your cro-magnon bullshit.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:22 AM
I've been served, brought to justice, my horrible oppressive powers have been eradicated. The board is now a safer place because I can no longer fuck with goatboy by giving him a red card.

It was safe anyway. Now we just get to see you with hootie's man batter all over your ugly mug.

Thanks for stepping in shit. It's never smelled so sweet.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 11:22 AM
Let me tell you something:

I hate you. I really do. I think you're a worthless, pathetic excuse for a law enforcement officer, a man of low moral fiber, a drunkard with terrible taste in entertainment, and a shitty internet poster.

What happened yesterday was a joy, and I take delight in it. I'm going to remind you of what happened yesterday every time you open your fat gob to spew more of your cro-magnon bullshit.


I'm curious, do you actually know CC personally or met him?

Bowser
06-06-2012, 11:23 AM
Let me tell you something:

I hate you. I really do. I think you're a worthless, pathetic excuse for a law enforcement officer, a man of low moral fiber, a drunkard with terrible taste in entertainment, and a shitty internet poster.

What happened yesterday was a joy, and I take delight in it. I'm going to remind you of what happened yesterday every time you open your fat gob to spew more of your cro-magnon bullshit.

This MIGHT be enough to get this thread to 1,000 posts. Might.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:24 AM
Surely others can though, right?

Yes, but they better think long and hard about their choices when clicking that button. The UNAW is in an inner circle.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:24 AM
Oh yeah, I shook his grimy little meathook once. It took every ounce of self control not to hurl. I was in the presence of a neanderthal.

Bowser
06-06-2012, 11:24 AM
I'm curious, do you actually know CC personally or met him?

I met him once at the infamous Ameristar night. Nice dude.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 11:25 AM
Oh yeah, I shook his grimy little meathook once. It took every ounce of self control not to hurl. I was in the presence of a neanderthal.


I know you're just trolling, but that seems like a quick jump to hate someone.

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 11:26 AM
Yes, but they better think long and hard about their choices when clicking that button. The UNAW is in an inner circle.

It's really not that difficult of a decision.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 11:26 AM
I met him once at the infamous Ameristar night. Nice dude.


This is more what I thought someone would say about him.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:26 AM
Let me tell you something:

I hate you. I really do. I think you're a worthless, pathetic excuse for a law enforcement officer, a man of low moral fiber, a drunkard with terrible taste in entertainment, and a shitty internet poster.

What happened yesterday was a joy, and I take delight in it. I'm going to remind you of what happened yesterday every time you open your fat gob to spew more of your cro-magnon bullshit.


I don't think you know me well enough to make these assertions. Remind me all you want. put it in your sig, I don't care. I lost my ability to give infractions, infractions that never stick unless it's an MC mult. I got under your skin, and that's all that mattered.

Donger
06-06-2012, 11:28 AM
Yes, but they better think long and hard about their choices when clicking that button. The UNAW is in an inner circle.

What button?

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:28 AM
I know you're just trolling, but that seems like a quick jump to hate someone.

CrazyCoffey has done nothing but start shit with me on this board. In real life, he proved to be exactly what I thought he was. Yesterday was the last straw. I hate his fucking guts. He's the type of person I loathe at a genetic level.

Dartgod
06-06-2012, 11:28 AM
The mult is Iowanian.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:29 AM
Oh yeah, I shook his grimy little meathook once. It took every ounce of self control not to hurl. I was in the presence of a neanderthal.

more like control not to piss your pants. You even stuttered when saying "hi, please don't call my gra-grandpa".

What a adolescent and immature way to actually say hello to someone for the first time. I just rolled my eyes and went to talk to some adults.

Bowser
06-06-2012, 11:29 AM
Yall like to gamble? Hit me up next time you go. I'll get you a free room and a spot at the high limit tabel:thumb:

LMAO

In all seriousness, take OTWP in there. He literally can NOT lose in there. Me, I lasted all of 90 seconds.

And yes, retards. That's what she said.

Chocolate Hog
06-06-2012, 11:29 AM
Let me tell you something:

I hate you. I really do. I think you're a worthless, pathetic excuse for a law enforcement officer, a man of low moral fiber, a drunkard with terrible taste in entertainment, and a shitty internet poster.

What happened yesterday was a joy, and I take delight in it. I'm going to remind you of what happened yesterday every time you open your fat gob to spew more of your cro-magnon bullshit.

What happened yesterday?

Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk 2

Donger
06-06-2012, 11:29 AM
more like control not to piss your pants. You even stuttered when saying "hi, please don't call my gra-grandpa".

What a adolescent and immature way to actually say hello to someone for the first time. I just rolled my eyes and went to talk to some adults.

LMAO

JASONSAUTO
06-06-2012, 11:30 AM
the train has wrecked

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 11:31 AM
CrazyCoffey has done nothing but start shit with me on this board. In real life, he proved to be exactly what I thought he was. Yesterday was the last straw. I hate his fucking guts. He's the type of person I loathe at a genetic level.


Gotcha. He got under your skin and you got annoyed by it. Welcome to the other side of the coin.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 11:31 AM
the train has wrecked

I was thinking the same thing....

Donger
06-06-2012, 11:32 AM
Oh yeah, I shook his grimy little meathook once. It took every ounce of self control not to hurl. I was in the presence of a neanderthal.

Why did you shake his hand if you hate him? Were you afraid?

Donger
06-06-2012, 11:33 AM
Gotcha. He got under your skin and you got annoyed by it. Welcome to the other side of the coin.

I think it's a fantastic turn of events. GoChiefs has been exposed for all to see and he did it to himself.

That's delicious.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:33 AM
more like control not to piss your pants. You even stuttered when saying "hi, please don't call my gra-grandpa".

What a adolescent and immature way to actually say hello to someone for the first time. I just rolled my eyes and went to talk to some adults.

What are you, five foot six? ROFL

And you think you have the capability to make anyone piss themselves? :rolleyes:

You're just another sawed-off napoleon complex who tries to compensate for it by pumping iron at the gym and strapping a gun to his belt.

How many tapout and/or affliction shirts do you own? They're perfect for you and the type of pathetic missing-link ilk you represent.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:34 AM
Why did you shake his hand if you hate him? Were you afraid?

It's called common fucking courtesy. I was at a tailgate.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 11:34 AM
more like control not to piss your pants. You even stuttered when saying "hi, please don't call my gra-grandpa".

What a adolescent and immature way to actually say hello to someone for the first time. I just rolled my eyes and went to talk to some adults.

I kind of met GC at a bash once. He was kind of just sitting on a recliner for most of the night being quiet.....which didn't surprise me. Introduced myself to him, had a very brief conversation, and went on my way.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:35 AM
What happened yesterday?


CrazyCoffey thought he had the power to ban someone by handing out infractions.

His primitive brain takes about 3 hours to warm up in the morning.

Donger
06-06-2012, 11:35 AM
It's called common ****ing courtesy. I was at a tailgate.

I don't believe you. I think you were scared. There's nothing wrong with that, mind you.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:35 AM
What happened yesterday?

Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk 2

I redcarded all his gifs with a mod's picture, I didn't find it an appropriate way to share his disdain with the mods, or that mod. UNAW bitched and I can't give infractions anymore. Oh the humanity, I'm so ashamed, I can't live with myself anymore. Goatboy thinks he "won" something. Reality, he just wants this thread to get to 1000.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:36 AM
I redcarded all his gifs

God, you really are an unintelligent ape, aren't you? Those weren't gifs.

Chocolate Hog
06-06-2012, 11:37 AM
This could be clays Trent green moment. You know the moment where you say "wow a solid career is coming to an end". That would apply to clays trolling career.

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Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:37 AM
I don't believe you. I think you were scared. There's nothing wrong with that, mind you.

Why would I be scared of Coffey? :rolleyes:

Chocolate Hog
06-06-2012, 11:38 AM
It would be interesting to see CC and clay meet again.

Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk 2

Donger
06-06-2012, 11:38 AM
Why would I be scared of Coffey? :rolleyes:

I think you are scared of most people.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 11:39 AM
I think you are scared of most people.


Face to face, I agree.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:40 AM
It would be interesting to see CC and clay meet again.

Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk 2

I'd ignore him. He's not worth acknowledging on any level as another human being.

Thig Lyfe
06-06-2012, 11:40 AM
This thread really started to regain its burst when I posted about my farts.

Gonzo
06-06-2012, 11:41 AM
Must not click 'Lock Thread' button.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:43 AM
Must not click 'Lock Thread' button.

You better not, asshole. I just put 30 minutes of sweat into this gem.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 11:43 AM
This thread really started to regain its burst when I posted about my farts.

Thig Lyfe's flatulence. It's so powerful it makes threads move.

Saul Good
06-06-2012, 11:43 AM
Must not click 'Lock Thread' button.

Spoiler alert: Phobia's locking it in 150 posts or so.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:44 AM
It would be interesting to see CC and clay meet again.

Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk 2

Nothing would happen. I'm an adult and would be an adult. I will say hello and go about my day. He's a child, and would act childish. But even in his bravest of attempts the most he would do is try to muster up a one liner to get a few laughs.

He may even practice that one liner in the mirror enough to actually get it out without stuttering or giving rise to his voice pitch, but the sounds of deafening laughter will not come. Maybe a smirk or two, but that's about it.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:44 AM
FYI, I was taking a dump this whole time.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 11:44 AM
Spoiler alert: Phobia's locking it in 150 posts or so.


Thanks for ruining the ending. I want my $8 back.

Donger
06-06-2012, 11:44 AM
I'd ignore him. He's not worth acknowledging on any level as another human being.

Do you really consider yourself being capable of judging whether or not someone is a decent human being?

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:45 AM
Nothing would happen. I'm an adult and would be an adult. I will say hello and go about my day.

Really? I wouldn't acknowledge that you were present. Why would I even want to engage an inferior life form in communication?

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:48 AM
Oh, hey! Coffey gave me a couple of neg reps.

Lashing out in the only remaining way you can, ape?

bevischief
06-06-2012, 11:48 AM
Getting closer...

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 11:49 AM
Getting closer...

....to being locked.


FYP.


Come on guys, only 100 or so more posts and this thread goes away.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:49 AM
Really? I wouldn't acknowledge that you were present. Why would I even want to engage an inferior life form in communication?

Yeah you will. I'll walk right up to you and kiss your cheek, all will be ok. You'll be my BFF. Everywhere I go, you'll be hopping all around me and say, "gee Spike, what are we going to do now spike?"

Bowser
06-06-2012, 11:49 AM
Hey, I bet my rep grows another inch when I hit 40K posts. Time for some (more) postwhoring!

Chocolate Hog
06-06-2012, 11:50 AM
Bump to 1,000

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Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 11:50 AM
Yeah you will. I'll walk right up to you and kiss your cheek, all will be ok. You'll be my BFF. Everywhere I go, you'll be hopping all around me say, "gee Spike, what are we going to do now spike?"

You touch me, I scream rape.

KC Tattoo
06-06-2012, 11:52 AM
http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u459/durango421/th_Stinkytacobell.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/image/naked gun gif/durango421/Stinkytacobell.gif?o=1)

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 11:52 AM
You touch me, I scream rape.


LMAO

I laugh because I know you would.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 11:57 AM
The butthurt runs deep in this thread.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 11:57 AM
LMAO

I laugh because I know you would.

just like a bitch. or a baucitch

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 11:58 AM
This is neat and all, but what about Joey? I find it funny that Clay made this thread to advocate for him then he turned the attention to himself. I'm pretty sure he did the same thing when Hootie got banned.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 11:59 AM
Went from A bring Joey back thread and turned into a train wreck...

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2012, 12:00 PM
I refuse to help this lame ass thread get to 1000 posts.
































****.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 12:00 PM
This is neat and all, but what about Joey? I find it funny that Clay made this thread to advocate for him then he turned the attention to himself. I'm pretty sure he did the same thing when Hootie got banned.

Joey deserved to be banned. I do enjoy these threads, though.

chasedude
06-06-2012, 12:03 PM
LMAO @ Clay's new name "CrazyCoffey's Bitch" Hahahahaha

bevischief
06-06-2012, 12:04 PM
butt plug.

chasedude
06-06-2012, 12:05 PM
This is neat and all, but what about Joey? I find it funny that Clay made this thread to advocate for him then he turned the attention to himself. I'm pretty sure he did the same thing when Hootie got banned.

He doesn't know anything else than bring attention to himself.

I think Clay is in a permanent state of arrested development.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 12:07 PM
Or wants surprise sex...

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 12:08 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/pi01i.gif?w=271&h=232

bevischief
06-06-2012, 12:09 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/pi01i.gif?w=271&h=232

I just knew either you or Sofa would post something like this...

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 12:10 PM
LMAO @ Clay's new name "CrazyCoffey's Bitch" Hahahahaha

I wear it like a fucking badge of honor.

Everytime I see my name, I see Hootie hooting thick, hot ropes all over Coffey's piggy snout.

chasedude
06-06-2012, 12:11 PM
I wear it like a fucking badge of honor.

Everytime I see my name, I see Hootie hooting thick, hot ropes all over Coffey's piggy snout.

Wearing it? You sure are wearing it, seems like it ended up on your chin there.

Donger
06-06-2012, 12:12 PM
I wear it like a ****ing badge of honor.

Everytime I see my name, I see Hootie hooting thick, hot ropes all over Coffey's piggy snout.

Have you had a sexual encounter with Hootie, either virtually or physically?

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 12:13 PM
Have you had a sexual encounter with Hootie, either virtually or physically?

ROFL

Kyle DeLexus
06-06-2012, 12:13 PM
I wear it like a fucking badge of honor.

Everytime I see my name, I see Hootie hooting thick, hot ropes all over Coffey's piggy snout.

You know how I know you're gay?

Donger
06-06-2012, 12:13 PM
Patrick Bateman = TheDawg?

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 12:16 PM
Have you had a sexual encounter with Hootie, either virtually or physically?

He once pissed on me in the shower.

Donger
06-06-2012, 12:16 PM
He once pissed on me in the shower.

Yeah, I didn't expect you to answer that.

luv
06-06-2012, 12:17 PM
Patrick Bateman = TheDawg?

Then you'd have to figure who TheDawg? really is.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 12:17 PM
Have you had a sexual encounter with Hootie, either virtually or physically?

ROFL

Donger
06-06-2012, 12:18 PM
Then you'd have to figure who TheDawg? really is.

No, I wouldn't.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 12:18 PM
He once pissed on me in the shower.

Did anyone drop the soap?

The Dawg?
06-06-2012, 12:20 PM
Patrick Bateman = TheDawg?

No i don't think so.

The Dawg? is much cooler.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 12:21 PM
Did anyone drop the soap?

Axe body wash, bro.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 12:23 PM
Patrick Bateman = TheDawg?


No, two different people I'm sure. Sofa King is TheDawg?, not sure on Patrick yet.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 12:24 PM
Axe body wash, bro.

ROFL
Was the chocolate scented one?

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 12:24 PM
No i don't think so.

The Dawg? is much cooler.


Inaccurate.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 12:24 PM
Axe body wash, bro.

So, you poured the Axe on a loofah, then ever so gently rubbed the suds over Hootie's moist skin?

KC Tattoo
06-06-2012, 12:27 PM
I wear it like a ****ing badge of honor.

Everytime I see my name, I see Hootie hooting thick, hot ropes all over Coffey's piggy snout.

He once pissed on me in the shower.

http://i930.photobucket.com/albums/ad141/cmontaro/Seinfeld%20GIFs/th_Jerry_ForgetIt.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/image/curb your enthusiasm/cmontaro/Seinfeld GIFs/Jerry_ForgetIt.gif?o=155)

The Dawg?
06-06-2012, 12:27 PM
Inaccurate.

No it's not.

pr_capone
06-06-2012, 12:27 PM
So, you poured the Axe on a loofah, then ever so gently rubbed the suds over Hootie's moist skin?

continue...

/unzips

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 12:29 PM
So, you poured the Axe on a loofah, then ever so gently rubbed the suds over Hootie's moist skin?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp5rg91PyZ1ql141xo1_500.gif

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 12:31 PM
continue...

/unzips

This doesn't involve 2 chicks or 2 midgets.

Zip it up, buddy.

crazycoffey
06-06-2012, 12:37 PM
I've really enjoyed all this, but I gotta go to work. You know, leave the house and make money so I can buy things like a house of my own, a car of my own, a few toys like boats and motorcycles. Enjoy your internet fame, faggot.

Oh, and Joey got hosed. He's not learning to not say stupid things, but if clay can stay then so should joey.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 12:40 PM
Keep compensating, you sawed-off ape.

Saul Good
06-06-2012, 12:42 PM
I've really enjoyed all this, but I gotta go to work. You know, leave the house and make money so I can buy things like a house of my own, a car of my own, a few toys like boats and motorcycles. Enjoy your internet fame, pillowbitergot.

Oh, and Joey got hosed. He's not learning to not say stupid things, but if clay can stay then so should joey.

Enjoy arresting people. I know you do.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 12:43 PM
Let's do this. I see the finish line.

Setsuna
06-06-2012, 12:44 PM
Enjoy arresting people. I know you do.

What's the deal with CC? Do I have to do some digging again?

Donger
06-06-2012, 12:46 PM
Let's do this. I see the finish line.

Go Charlie. Go.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 12:46 PM
What's the deal with CC? Do I have to do some digging again?

He's just a dumbshit cop who gets off on abusing authority. Classic American meathead. Likes tits, killing brain cells and, as you can see above, motorcycles.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 01:02 PM
According to a rep from CrazyCoffee, Joey isn't happy with me. :o)

SPchief
06-06-2012, 01:09 PM
MOD ABUSE!

LiveSteam
06-06-2012, 01:10 PM
JFC! Thats wasn't a fart!
I just shit myself!

Stupid Chinese food.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 01:10 PM
A shart.

luv
06-06-2012, 01:11 PM
No, two different people I'm sure. Sofa King is TheDawg?, not sure on Patrick yet.

Looks like Patrick has been completely wiped.

Saul Good
06-06-2012, 01:14 PM
Looks like Patrick has been completely wiped.

Where's zoccer? We need a "free patrick" thread.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 01:15 PM
Suddenly posts are being deleted.

What new devilry is this?

Kyle DeLexus
06-06-2012, 01:15 PM
He's just a dumbshit cop who gets off on abusing authority. Classic American meathead. Likes tits, killing brain cells and, as you can see above, motorcycles.

Is there supposed to be something wrong with this?

ThatRaceCardGuy
06-06-2012, 01:17 PM
What's the deal with CC? Do I have to do some digging again?

Stfu

Setsuna
06-06-2012, 01:17 PM
Mod abuse. You can't change GoChiefs name on a whim like that. These mods need to be modded by a supermod.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 01:18 PM
I don't mind having my name changed. It means I'm getting lots of lovely, delicious attention.

Donger
06-06-2012, 01:18 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ii2ynjht1qauh7ko1_500.gif

Thig Lyfe
06-06-2012, 01:18 PM
WHO MODS THE MODS???

Setsuna
06-06-2012, 01:18 PM
Stfu

I hurt you didn't I....tell me where so I can soothe it with the enveloping sunlight of my countenance.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 01:20 PM
WHO MODS THE MODS???

Their wives.

chasedude
06-06-2012, 01:24 PM
Mod abuse. You can't change GoChiefs name on a whim like that. These mods need to be modded by a supermod.

:LOL:

Phobia
06-06-2012, 01:24 PM
Mod abuse. You can't change GoChiefs name on a whim like that. These mods need to be modded by a supermod.

I'm shocked and outraged as well.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 01:26 PM
Someone is bored today...

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2012, 01:26 PM
WHO MODS THE MODS???

Peyton Manning

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 01:27 PM
Their wives.

In that case, I demand that this thread gets locked immediately.

:evil:

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2012, 01:27 PM
I hurt you didn't I....tell me where so I can soothe it with the enveloping sunlight of my countenance.

Ok that made me laugh.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 01:27 PM
I hurt you didn't I....

It always hurts. That's why I love you.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 01:28 PM
In that case, I demand that this thread gets locked immediately.

:evil:

This thread is never reaching 1,000 and even if it did, GC has already eliminated the whole "Phobia eating his hat" deal because of his trolling to get it to 1,000.

Saul Good
06-06-2012, 01:28 PM
In that case, I demand that this thread gets locked immediately.

:evil:

You are so gay

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2012, 01:30 PM
You are so gay

That's hot... I mean she's a chick and all.

QuikSsurfer
06-06-2012, 01:32 PM
Holy shit... this thread is gonna hit 1k.
lol unbelievable.

Donger
06-06-2012, 01:33 PM
Holy shit... this thread is gonna hit 1k.
lol unbelievable.

Is that really surprising? I mean, this stupid country elected Obama.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 01:35 PM
This thread is never reaching 1,000 and even if it did, GC has already eliminated the whole "Phobia eating his hat" deal because of his trolling to get it to 1,000.

Hey now, I couldn't have done it without CrazyCoffey.

And there were no stipulations about how the thread reached 1,000.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2012, 01:36 PM
Is that really surprising? I mean, this stupid country elected Obama.

And two Bushes before that.

Trying to take it to DC just before it hits 1000.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 01:36 PM
Is that really surprising? I mean, this stupid country elected Obama.

Stop hating on Obama! He has done many great things for this country!

Like... um... hold on, it will come to me.

SPchief
06-06-2012, 01:37 PM
Frankie's Mom is a whore

QuikSsurfer
06-06-2012, 01:37 PM
Is that really surprising? I mean, this stupid country elected Obama.

lol well it'll definitely exceed 1k now -- on its way to DC.

Donger
06-06-2012, 01:37 PM
And two Bushes before that.

Trying to take it to DC just before it hits 1000.

Meh, okay. But at least they were eligible to be POTUS. Obama isn't.

Did you know that he was a citizen of Kenya?

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2012, 01:38 PM
I submit this idea to the mods...

Lock Clay out of the thread at about 997 posts. Oh the agony and gnashing of teeth!

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2012, 01:39 PM
Meh, okay. But at least they were eligible to be POTUS. Obama isn't.

Did you know that he was a citizen of Kenya?

Oh yeah I heard some right wing nut jobs saying that a few times and since they're always right I believe them... as a good sheeple and all.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 01:39 PM
Holy shit... this thread is gonna hit 1k.
lol unbelievable.


It should already be there. LMAO

Hays
06-06-2012, 01:39 PM
This thread livened back up

Donger
06-06-2012, 01:39 PM
Oh yeah I heard some right wing nut jobs saying that a few times and since they're always right I believe them... as a good sheeple and all.

Feel free to look it up. He was a citizen of Kenya.

SPchief
06-06-2012, 01:40 PM
So does Phobia have his hat ready? Or is he gonna welch?

Setsuna
06-06-2012, 01:40 PM
WTF!? Did someone change my name!? Screw yall.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 01:40 PM
Aliens aren't real.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2012, 01:41 PM
Feel free to look it up. He was a citizen of Kenya.

I'd rather just take your word for it. Oh and the right wing nut jobs.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 01:41 PM
WTF!? Did someone change my name!? Screw yall.


No, nobody changed it.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 01:41 PM
KY

SPchief
06-06-2012, 01:41 PM
WTF!? Did someone change my name!? Screw yall.

Are you just now figuring that out?

bevischief
06-06-2012, 01:42 PM
WTF!? Did someone change my name!? Screw yall.

You just know see that? It was done over a hour.

Donger
06-06-2012, 01:43 PM
I'd rather just take your word for it. Oh and the right wing nut jobs.

http://factcheck.org/2008/08/obamas-kenyan-citizenship/

FULL QUESTION

The Rocky Mountain News has reported (below) that Barack Obama “Holds both American and Kenyan (since 1963) citizenship.” Is this true?

⬐ Click to expand/collapse the full text ⬏

FULL ANSWER

The Rocky Mountain News did in fact run an online article asserting that Barack Obama holds both American and Kenyan citizenship. The article was incorrect, and the paper removed the item from the article and ran a correction. The paper’s editor, John Temple, formally apologized for the error in an Aug. 15, 2007, column. Neither the correction nor the apology has prevented the column from circulating across the Internet as part of the latest set of baseless rumors that Obama is ineligible to run for president.

There was a grain of truth to what the Rocky Mountain News reported, though understanding why requires a brief history lesson.

When Barack Obama Jr. was born on Aug. 4,1961, in Honolulu, Kenya was a British colony, still part of the United Kingdom’s dwindling empire. As a Kenyan native, Barack Obama Sr. was a British subject whose citizenship status was governed by The British Nationality Act of 1948. That same act governed the status of Obama Sr.’s children:

British Nationality Act of 1948 (Part II, Section 5): Subject to the provisions of this section, a person born after the commencement of this Act shall be a citizen of the United Kingdom and Colonies by descent if his father is a citizen of the United Kingdom and Colonies at the time of the birth.

In other words, at the time of his birth, Barack Obama Jr. was both a U.S. citizen (by virtue of being born in Hawaii) and a citizen of the United Kingdom and Colonies (or the UKC) by virtue of being born to a father who was a citizen of the UKC.

Obama’s British citizenship was short-lived. On Dec. 12, 1963, Kenya formally gained its independence from the United Kingdom. Chapter VI, Section 87 of the Kenyan Constitution specifies that:

1. Every person who, having been born in Kenya, is on 11th December, 1963 a citizen of the United Kingdom and Colonies or a British protected person shall become a citizen of Kenya on 12th December, 1963…

2. Every person who, having been born outside Kenya, is on 11th December, 1963 a citizen of the United Kingdom and Colonies or a British protected person shall, if his father becomes, or would but for his death have become, a citizen of Kenya by virtue of subsection (1), become a citizen of Kenya on 12th December, 1963.

As a citizen of the UKC who was born in Kenya, Obama’s father automatically received Kenyan citizenship via subsection (1). So given that Obama qualified for citizen of the UKC status at birth and given that Obama’s father became a Kenyan citizen via subsection (1), it follows that Obama did in fact have Kenyan citizenship after 1963. So The Rocky Mountain News was at least partially correct.

But the paper failed to note that the Kenyan Constitution prohibits dual citizenship for adults. Kenya recognizes dual citizenship for children, but Kenya’s Constitution specifies that at age 23, Kenyan citizens who possesses citizenship in more than one country automatically lose their Kenyan citizenship unless they formally renounce any non-Kenyan citizenship and swear an oath of allegiance to Kenya.

Since Sen. Obama has neither renounced his U.S. citizenship nor sworn an oath of allegiance to Kenya, his Kenyan citizenship automatically expired on Aug. 4,1984.

Corrected (Sep. 3, 2009): Our original article incorrectly stated that then-Sen. Obama lost his Kenyan citizenship on Aug. 4, 1982. The correct date is Aug. 4, 1984. The Kenyan Constitution required Obama to choose whether to keep either his U.S. or Kenyan citizenship upon his 21st birthday, which was in 1982. But we initially missed that the Constitution provided him a two-year window for making that choice. So Obama did not lose his Kenyan citizenship until his 23rd birthday in 1984. We have updated the item to reflect this.

SPchief
06-06-2012, 01:43 PM
So who has Joey come back as?

Phobia
06-06-2012, 01:43 PM
So does Phobia have his hat ready? Or is he gonna welch?
It is a hat made of cow. It will be delicious.

Setsuna
06-06-2012, 01:43 PM
You just know see that? It was done over a hour.

Well excuse me for working every now and then. I'm at work. I do things from time to time that take me away from here. I'm disappointed that me, of all people, are being picked on. I call racism. All mods involved need to ban themselves for 24 hours.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2012, 01:44 PM
WTF!? Did someone change my name!? Screw yall.

LMAO

I'm just glad that douchebag Setsuna isn't here anymore.

SPchief
06-06-2012, 01:45 PM
It is a hat made of cow. It will be delicious.

Steak sauce or ketchup?

Phobia
06-06-2012, 01:45 PM
WTF!? Did someone change my name!? Screw yall.

You seem surprised. You really shouldn't be. I don't know if you saw your post but I don't believe I've ever seen a post demanding their u/n be changed quite so adamantly.

Donger
06-06-2012, 01:45 PM
Wait, Setsuna is a tranny?

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 01:46 PM
I'm disappointed that me, of all people, are being picked on. I call racism. All mods involved need to ban themselves for 24 hours.

Ha.

SPchief
06-06-2012, 01:46 PM
Wait, Setsuna is a tranny?

It wasn't obvious to you?

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 01:46 PM
Well excuse me for working every now and then. I'm at work. I do things from time to time that take me away from here. I'm disappointed that me, of all people, are being picked on. I call racism. All mods involved need to ban themselves for 24 hours.

Here you go again... playing the race card. :rolleyes:

Phobia
06-06-2012, 01:46 PM
Well excuse me for working every now and then. I'm at work. I do things from time to time that take me away from here. I'm disappointed that me, of all people, are being picked on. I call racism. All mods involved need to ban themselves for 24 hours.

You're right. It was racist. But now it's not.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2012, 01:47 PM
http://factcheck.org/2008/08/obamas-kenyan-citizenship/





I'm not reading it, partially because I just don't care but mostly just to piss you off.

SPchief
06-06-2012, 01:48 PM
TL;DR

FYP

Donger
06-06-2012, 01:49 PM
It wasn't obvious to you?

Yeah, I sort of suspected, honestly.

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 01:50 PM
Here you go again... playing the race card. :rolleyes:

The last half of that post has to be TiC... I'm not accepting any other explanation.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-06-2012, 01:50 PM
FYP

Damn... that is better. Thanks.

Rams Fan
06-06-2012, 01:51 PM
Wouldn't shock me if this shit is locked at 999 posts.

Phobia
06-06-2012, 01:53 PM
Wouldn't shock me if this shit is locked at 999 posts.

You're wrong. Sorry.

Chocolate Hog
06-06-2012, 01:54 PM
BREAKING NEWS: KurtCobain has been permabanned

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 01:55 PM
Q

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 01:58 PM
BREAKING NEWS: KurtCobain has been permabanned

ROFL Merged ya, bitch!

Predarat
06-06-2012, 01:58 PM
in before the next lock

Predarat
06-06-2012, 01:59 PM
If we hurry we can get it to 1000

SPchief
06-06-2012, 01:59 PM
I won't get locked Phobia promised.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 02:00 PM
I won't get airlocked Phobia promised.

FYP

Thig Lyfe
06-06-2012, 02:00 PM
WE'VE BROKEN THROUGH THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE!!!

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 02:01 PM
Lock it damnit. I want to get involved in the follow up thread.

Frazod
06-06-2012, 02:01 PM
Here you go again... playing the race card. :rolleyes:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KlmuEeEmeAE/Tr4dn28pwlI/AAAAAAAADUU/ExFmtM1Y-ao/s1600/Jeff+Gordon+Leaders+to+250.jpg

SPchief
06-06-2012, 02:01 PM
This thread needs more midgets.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 02:02 PM
I don't mind if the hat is made of cow. It better look like a hat though, either by form or function.

Rams Fan
06-06-2012, 02:03 PM
You're wrong. Sorry.

I apologize.

Predarat
06-06-2012, 02:05 PM
http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/images/Weblog/HowtoUnlockSharedFiles_7922/unlocked.jpg

loochy
06-06-2012, 02:09 PM
This thousand post thread will serve to raise message board ban awareness among underprivileged posters

Chocolate Hog
06-06-2012, 02:12 PM
To get the mods to unlock all you need to do is make a duplicate thread.

Donger
06-06-2012, 02:14 PM
I'm not reading it, partially because I just don't care but mostly just to piss you off.

Why would your ignorance piss me off?

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 02:19 PM
GO!

Thig Lyfe
06-06-2012, 02:19 PM
Maybe I need to post about my farts again.

Predarat
06-06-2012, 02:20 PM
To get the mods to unlock all you need to do is make a duplicate thread.

I wonder what would happen if we went through all the locked threads and duplicated them. Someone with alot of time on their hands should do this.

Thig Lyfe
06-06-2012, 02:34 PM
This thread...

http://i.imgur.com/0lzFB.gif

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 02:35 PM
This has been an amazing journey. I'd like to thank Joey, the mods who banned him, CrazyCoffey, and all the little people. Especially the hot ones under 5 feet.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 02:35 PM
Oh, and Hootie. Definitely Hootie.

Kyle DeLexus
06-06-2012, 02:39 PM
This has been an amazing journey. I'd like to thank Joey, the mods who banned him, CrazyCoffey, and all the little people. Especially the hot ones under 5 feet.

4'10"

loochy
06-06-2012, 02:42 PM
someone is deleting posts....

The Dawg?
06-06-2012, 02:43 PM
someone is deleting posts....

I'll delete your face....

SPchief
06-06-2012, 02:46 PM
Somehow Gonzo doesn't have any posts in this thread now

Sofa King
06-06-2012, 02:47 PM
Somehow Gonzo doesn't have any posts in this thread now

Busted

Thig Lyfe
06-06-2012, 02:50 PM
http://captionedgif.com/upload/2012/03/30/20120330090208-f6b69fb2.gif

Donger
06-06-2012, 02:51 PM
Somehow Gonzo doesn't have any posts in this thread now

And how can this be!? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

Setsuna
06-06-2012, 02:54 PM
Here you go again... playing the race card. :rolleyes:
Don't tell me you've gotten tired of it already? That's not possible. I call bullshit.

LMAO

I'm just glad that douchebag Setsuna isn't here anymore.
ROFL me too mah inebriated brutha! :thumb:

Wait, Setsuna is a tranny?
Donger....take me out to dinner and you'll find out for sure. ;)

Dave Lane
06-06-2012, 02:55 PM
Why would your ignorance piss me off?

Well there's absolutely nothing there that says he is not eligible to serve.

SPchief
06-06-2012, 02:57 PM
Donger....take me out to dinner and you'll find out for sure. ;)

Clay is excited that you put out on the first date

Donger
06-06-2012, 02:57 PM
Well there's absolutely nothing there that says he is not eligible to serve.

Other than his suspicious "Hawaiian" birth certificate?

QuikSsurfer
06-06-2012, 02:57 PM
Other than his suspicious "Hawaiian" birth certificate?

"Is that Ivana Trump"?

Setsuna
06-06-2012, 03:01 PM
Clay is excited that you put out on the first date

I don't date, I just get free dinners.

Mr. Plow
06-06-2012, 03:10 PM
To get the mods to unlock all you need to do is make a duplicate thread.


Also sounds like a good way to get thread starting abilities taken away.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 03:16 PM
WHAT?!?!?!

BigMeatballDave
06-06-2012, 03:17 PM
It is a hat made of cow. It will be delicious.

http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/40_1.jpg:thumb:

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-06-2012, 03:18 PM
Frankie's Mom is a whore


LMAO

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 03:19 PM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/petstarr/noooo.gif

BigMeatballDave
06-06-2012, 03:22 PM
This thread needs more midgets.

http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/midgetcast.jpg

loochy
06-06-2012, 03:22 PM
http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww342/new_yawk_punk/The%20Office/25umjwo.gif

chasedude
06-06-2012, 03:24 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-RViHHn8RpE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-06-2012, 03:24 PM
We should be well over 1100 by now

loochy
06-06-2012, 03:25 PM
http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp69/I_am_weasel_2008/hotdog.gif

Donger
06-06-2012, 03:27 PM
What happen?

loochy
06-06-2012, 03:33 PM
Continue here

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 03:37 PM
Phil lied, thread died.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-06-2012, 03:38 PM
Count all the deleted posts and it went well over 1k

Kyle DeLexus
06-06-2012, 03:59 PM
Phil should eat his hat for the thread lock.

Donger
06-06-2012, 04:06 PM
That thread doesn't seem to be locked.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 04:06 PM
THE MODS EXPECT ME TO MELT DOWN...BUT I WON'T....

NOT AFTER TWO UNWARRANTED TEMP BANS IN THE LAST WEEK....

NOT AFTER CRAZYCOFFEY'S INFRACTIONGATE....

NOT AFTER A THREAD LOCK....

NOT AFTER A NAME CHANGE....

NOT AFTER PHIL'S LACK OF EATING A HAT....

I WON'T MELT DOWN!!! I WON'T! YOU CAN'T BREAK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bevischief
06-06-2012, 04:11 PM
THE MODS EXPECT ME TO MELT DOWN...BUT I WON'T....

NOT AFTER TWO UNWARRANTED TEMP BANS IN THE LAST WEEK....

NOT AFTER CRAZYCOFFEY'S INFRACTIONGATE....

NOT AFTER A THREAD LOCK....

NOT AFTER A NAME CHANGE....

NOT AFTER PHIL'S LACK OF EATING A HAT....

I WON'T MELT DOWN!!! I WON'T! YOU CAN'T BREAK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL

LiveSteam
06-06-2012, 04:17 PM
Well poop

Chiefaholic
06-06-2012, 04:17 PM
THE MODS EXPECT ME TO MELT DOWN...BUT I WON'T....

NOT AFTER TWO UNWARRANTED TEMP BANS IN THE LAST WEEK....

NOT AFTER CRAZYCOFFEY'S INFRACTIONGATE....

NOT AFTER A THREAD LOCK....

NOT AFTER A NAME CHANGE....

NOT AFTER PHIL'S LACK OF EATING A HAT....

I WON'T MELT DOWN!!! I WON'T! YOU CAN'T BREAK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't quite figured out if it's just attention whoring on your part. Or if you really are that ****ing stupid. Act your age, get a job, find a decent woman, and enjoy life outside Chiefs Planet. This board is entertaining, informative, and a great way to waste a little time a day. But, you make the internet your life when there are so many more important things in the world.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 04:18 PM
PHIL!

YOU'VE MANAGED TO BAN EVERYONE ELSE...BUT LIKE A POOR MARKSMAN...YOU...

KEEP.

MISSING.

THE.

TARGET!!!!

PHIL....PHIL, YOU'VE GOT HOOTIE! BUT YOU

DON'T.

HAVE.

ME.

YOU WERE GOING TO BAN ME, PHIL!!!

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO...

COME.

DOWN.

HERE.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE!!!!












http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l66/sohkb/gifs/khaaaaaan.gif

Kyle DeLexus
06-06-2012, 04:20 PM
I think Clay should be banned for the lack of mod respect rule.

Thig Lyfe
06-06-2012, 04:21 PM
I see this thread hitting 1,000 within 48 hours.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 04:21 PM
I think Clay should be banned for the lack of mod respect rule.

Canceled out by lack of pussy rule.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-06-2012, 04:22 PM
I see this thread hitting 1,000 within 48 hours.


Not without midget pics

loochy
06-06-2012, 04:24 PM
http://naraku.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/wee_wrestling.jpg

SPchief
06-06-2012, 04:25 PM
Oppressed! Oppressed!

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-06-2012, 04:27 PM
I have no clue wtf is going on here.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 04:28 PM
GoChiefs thread got closed.

Donger
06-06-2012, 04:29 PM
GoChiefs thread got closed.

But it isn't. Is it locked for other people?

loochy
06-06-2012, 04:29 PM
I have no clue wtf is going on here.

I'll tell you what's going on here. A great injustice is going on here. Big brother is keeping us down. Our freedoms have been taken. WE WILL STAND UP AND FIGHT!

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-06-2012, 04:29 PM
WTF HAPPENED TO THE RAPE THREAD? :cuss:

Donger
06-06-2012, 04:30 PM
I'll tell you what's going on here. A great injustice is going on here. Big brother is keeping us down. Our freedoms have been taken. WE WILL STAND UP AND FIGHT!

Never go full Ron Paultard.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-06-2012, 04:33 PM
977 to go

loochy
06-06-2012, 04:35 PM
He bans men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the all CP members with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I AM Loochy. And I see a whole army of my fellow posters here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?

CP Mod: Obey? That rule? No, you will obey; and you will live.

Aye, fight and you may be banned. Obey and you'll live -- at least a while. And banned from this site many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our posting ability, but they'll never take our freedom!!!

bevischief
06-06-2012, 04:36 PM
But it isn't. Is it locked for other people?

It's closed for me.

pr_capone
06-06-2012, 04:37 PM
So is this the new midget thread?

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 04:38 PM
Only 34 to go!

Donger
06-06-2012, 04:41 PM
It's closed for me.

Are you sure about that?

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-06-2012, 04:41 PM
So is this the new midget thread?
No, it's the new rape thread.

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 04:42 PM
No, it's the new rape thread.

Why not both?

bevischief
06-06-2012, 04:42 PM
Are you sure about that?

Yep just told me it was closed when I tried to post. Something fishy is going on here...

bevischief
06-06-2012, 04:43 PM
I see Closed and Refresh buttons at the bottom of thread on the right.

Bearcat
06-06-2012, 04:46 PM
Almost!