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R8RFAN
06-05-2012, 06:30 PM
A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out of his scrotum this weekend, according to a Shelby Police report.

Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury.

Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on Bowman Street, according to a Shelby Police report. The man told police he went outside to call 911 after the confrontation.

The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip, the report states. Then, the man walked to the Shelby Rescue Squad building for help. He was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center. A hospital urologist told police stitches could repair the man’s injury, according to the report.

Police officers on the scene went back to search the Bowman Street home. They found Gregory inside and arrested her.

While inside an officer’s patrol car, Gregory removed her pants and urinated in the back seat, according to the report. She was taken to the magistrate’s office at the Cleveland County Courthouse after the incident.

Gregory was booked into the Cleveland County Detention Center. She is being held without bond, according to the Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office website.
http://www.shelbystar.com/articles/woman-64591-car-squeezing.html

TinyEvel
06-05-2012, 06:47 PM
I've heard of this happening recently. This is either a repost, or the women have become self-aware. It's all over for us.

unlurking
06-05-2012, 08:08 PM
Cleveland Rocks!

Cornstock
06-05-2012, 08:17 PM
Bring her in for a look? /Faiders

cabletech94
06-05-2012, 08:23 PM
what a pisser.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 08:25 PM
I bet that officer was pissed off

cabletech94
06-05-2012, 08:26 PM
I bet that officer was pissed off

really?:LOL:

QuikSsurfer
06-05-2012, 08:33 PM
It's shit like this that made Lebron leave.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-05-2012, 08:35 PM
really?:LOL:

Or maybe pissed on would be more accurate

Cornstock
06-05-2012, 08:39 PM
Shaun Smith's been giving lessons I see.

BigRichard
06-05-2012, 09:22 PM
The most troubling part about this story is the fact that this happens enough that there is a law against it, malicious castration. I wonder if there is levels like murder? Scrotum tug, castration, and malicious castration maybe.

Bowser
06-05-2012, 09:26 PM
FUCKING NUTS

Kerberos
06-07-2012, 10:14 AM
It's shit like this that made Lebron leave.

I wasn't aware they had an NBA team in North Carolina? :hmmm:

Omaha
06-07-2012, 10:22 AM
I wonder if she's hot?

Lumpy
06-07-2012, 10:24 AM
I wonder if she's hot?

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/joycegregory.jpg

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/crime/joyce-maxine-gregory-charged-malicious-castration#

Chief3188
06-07-2012, 10:40 AM
Talk about a woman who really grabs life by the balls when she's pissed off.

QuikSsurfer
06-07-2012, 10:45 AM
I wasn't aware they had an NBA team in North Carolina? :hmmm:

yah got me.... 2 days later...

Oops didn't catch the N.C. -- shitfuck!

bevischief
06-07-2012, 11:21 AM
That took balls.

Sofa King
06-07-2012, 11:29 AM
http://www.upi.com/r/m/st/13390084279090/Woman-accused-of-bare-hand-castration.jpg

Kerberos
06-08-2012, 01:37 PM
But can she play QB better than Mark Casshole?

Pasta Giant Meatball
06-08-2012, 04:12 PM
Some times she feels like a nut, some times she don't. She wanted a Mounds.

Lumpy
06-09-2012, 12:53 AM
But can she play QB better than Mark Casshole?

You're too late. The Titans just signed her.

scho63
06-09-2012, 07:30 AM
She used to be a Olympian weightlifter-she won a Gold medal for the Snatch and Jerk event

Rausch
06-09-2012, 08:46 AM
I'm all for chivalry but there's a time and a place to just drop a b***h...