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Direckshun
06-05-2012, 07:12 PM
I have a friend on FB that posts heavy, heavy ebonics.

Here are some messages on her wall that I need help deciphering.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1141

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1140

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1139

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1144

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1143

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1142

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1145

BigMeatballDave
06-05-2012, 07:14 PM
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Bwana
06-05-2012, 07:16 PM
:spock:

The probability of those posters not being complete drags on society and costing us valuable tax dollars in the near future, not much.

Valiant
06-05-2012, 07:16 PM
Why have you not defriended? I had a friend/co worker, she talked like that on fbook. Also called her out for talking white to whitefolks. If you are going to be ghetto, be ghett.

Simply Red
06-05-2012, 07:17 PM
i'm going for turd, here....!

Turd?

Direckshun
06-05-2012, 07:23 PM
Why have you not defriended?

Because it's not hurting anyone.

I had a friend/co worker, she talked like that on fbook. Also called her out for talking white to whitefolks.

I pretty much just let people talk how they want to talk.

I'm just astounded by the cultural divide between me and her -- not just her, but her entire social circle. It's like they're speaking another language.

Al Bundy
06-05-2012, 07:26 PM
Because it's not hurting anyone.



I pretty much just let people talk how they want to talk.

I'm just astounded by the cultural divide between me and her -- not just her, but her entire social circle. It's like they're speaking another language.

That's got to be a white girl.

Direckshun
06-05-2012, 07:29 PM
That's got to be a white girl.

LMAO

BigMeatballDave
06-05-2012, 07:32 PM
Because it's not hurting anyone.
Bull shit.
Its hurting my eyes and I'm sure I've dropped a few IQ points trying to decipher that non-sense.

blaise
06-05-2012, 07:32 PM
I think it translates to, "I'm voting for Obama."

Direckshun
06-05-2012, 07:33 PM
Bull shit.
Its hurting my eyes and I'm sure I've dropped a few IQ points trying to decipher that non-sense.

You're not alone.

Dicky McElephant
06-05-2012, 08:17 PM
You're friends with Jamaal Charles?

rico
06-05-2012, 08:25 PM
Direkshun and Setsuna: Facebook friends.

Thig Lyfe
06-05-2012, 08:27 PM
I think it translates to, "I'm voting for Obama."

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

NAILED IT!!!!!!

Chiefshrink
06-05-2012, 08:31 PM
Why have you not defriended?

:thumb:

Just gives you a HUGE WINDOW into 'Mis-directed'.:rolleyes:

Bane
06-05-2012, 08:36 PM
Dat shit be why I be staying the hell up in my gizame and got no luv fo dez hoes.

listopencil
06-05-2012, 08:37 PM
OK, so far my daughter says that "SMH" means shaking my head.

listopencil
06-05-2012, 08:38 PM
Do you want her to log on to the Planet and translate?

Shogun
06-05-2012, 08:39 PM
im honestly willing to decipher all of these, ive got a thing for deciphering ebonics.

listopencil
06-05-2012, 08:42 PM
OK, another translation: There is a love triangle brewing. The FB poster believes that the second female in the triangle is childish, and stands no chance of developing a meaningful relationship with the boy in question.

listopencil
06-05-2012, 08:42 PM
im honestly willing to decipher all of these, ive got a thing for deciphering ebonics.

Yes, but it's a combination of Ebonics and FaceBook. This could be tricky.

Shogun
06-05-2012, 08:52 PM
1st - I think you're cool as hell. Bitch you are giving me a blowjob. But I love you very much. (this one was hard since it was jibberish in english and ebonics)

2nd - A Gentleman named _______ seriously irritated me today, but I am going to keep it to myself. (by making a facebook post...ok)

3rd. - At my place of business, just finished eating some cake, while I'm waiting.

4th. - From what I can recall. I stopped messing around with you, dont act like I havent, It doesnt look good. It is funny to hear the things you are saying but you still don't understand what it means to be a grown up, which depresses me. "I am going to go to sleep. I miss my brothers, and waiting to go see my boyfriend, I love him.

5th - I cannot mess around with somebody that does not do anything for me. I am still with him even though. He gives to me when he can. I love you, Austin. I am a proud Girlfriend and potentially future wife.

6th - My day is already starting out terribly, I do believe im going to be late!

comment to 6th - This is really getting old. Women keep telling me that they are grown up, but acting like they're in elementary school. You have graduated high school, so act like you have. Find something to do, like get a job or something productive to do in your life. All I know is that 'SDfSDFSJDFSLDKFDSF' is about her business. She isnt thinking about any woman. Nobody is going to mess with my girlfriend. All of that internet arguing is uncessesary and childish.


Final Conclusion : http://bloodyfists.net/forums/images/smilies/suicide.gif

Great Expectations
06-05-2012, 09:01 PM
Impressive work Shogun

wutamess
06-05-2012, 09:47 PM
Why have you not defriended? I had a friend/co worker, she talked like that on fbook. Also called her out for talking white to whitefolks. If you are going to be ghetto, be ghett.

This!
Says a lot about you actually!

Saul Good
06-05-2012, 09:52 PM
I have a friend on FB that posts heavy, heavy ebonics.

Here are some messages on her wall that I need help deciphering.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1141

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1140

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1139

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1144

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1143

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1142

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=15&pictureid=1145

Translation is "filter evasion: reported".

Phobia
06-05-2012, 09:53 PM
I be talking a little ebonics when I be hanging around with my black friends, yo. I am totally frontin and I sound like a complete idiot but I just can't help it.

listopencil
06-05-2012, 10:09 PM
I be talking a little ebonics when I be hanging around with my black friends, yo. I am totally frontin and I sound like a complete idiot but I just can't help it.

Stop it. Stop it right now.

Setsuna
06-05-2012, 10:10 PM
This just shows how dumb you are with the company you keep.

ZootedGranny
06-05-2012, 10:11 PM
Final Conclusion :
http://bloodyfists.net/forums/images/smilies/suicide.gif

LiteraLOL.

Setsuna
06-05-2012, 10:13 PM
Direkshun and Setsuna: Facebook friends.

OH HELL NAW BITCH! STEP OFF NAO!

La literatura
06-05-2012, 10:17 PM
Taking a cue from Professor Higgins, that's a travesty.

Direckshun
06-05-2012, 10:29 PM
I be talking a little ebonics when I be hanging around with my black friends, yo. I am totally frontin and I sound like a complete idiot but I just can't help it.

Hey, she got two cars apparently.

Let's not pretend we're not keeping score.

Bump
06-05-2012, 10:30 PM
http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Bump4/tumblr_lquxft0HOi1qlebd0o1_500.gif

ThaVirus
06-05-2012, 10:53 PM
I understand it, although it always makes me mad when people intentionally spell words wrong- especially when the outcome isn't even meant to shorten up the actual word. I get texts with people saying "u" for "you" and "r" for "are", but these kids these days are dumb as hell. Like this girl in the op, "yuh" for "you"? Come the fuck on. My personal fucking unfavorite is when people, mostly dumbass young girls, replace their g's with q's. So they may say something like: "Hey Shantel, iz yuh qon ta da qame toniqht?"

Setsuna
06-06-2012, 12:44 AM
I understand it, although it always makes me mad when people intentionally spell words wrong- especially when the outcome isn't even meant to shorten up the actual word. I get texts with people saying "u" for "you" and "r" for "are", but these kids these days are dumb as hell. Like this girl in the op, "yuh" for "you"? Come the **** on. My personal ****ing unfavorite is when people, mostly dumbass young girls, replace their g's with q's. So they may say something like: "Hey Shantel, iz yuh qon ta da qame toniqht?"

Hey fool! That name is up there with John and Sarah as one of the most popular and most used names in Amurica, so...fuck you!

SNR
06-06-2012, 02:23 AM
Word filter evasion?

Reported.

SNR
06-06-2012, 02:24 AM
Translation is "filter evasion: reported".

FART YOU! :cuss:

Rausch
06-06-2012, 03:33 AM
i'm going for turd, here....!

Turd?

I'll 2nd that...

Dragonocho
06-06-2012, 07:31 AM
ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
I'll take Pulp Fiction Potpourri for 400 Alex.

Saulbadguy
06-06-2012, 07:38 AM
I find those types of post incredibly entertaining. I need more facebook friends like that.

KC Tattoo
06-06-2012, 07:42 AM
Huh, looks like smed1065 language.

notorious
06-06-2012, 07:42 AM
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