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SPchief
06-06-2012, 04:47 PM
Go!

bevischief
06-06-2012, 04:48 PM
Midget rapist.

JD10367
06-06-2012, 04:49 PM
Midgets are cool, 'cause I'd imagine you can just lie on your back, hold 'em around the waist, and move them up and down. :thumb:

ChiefsandO'sfan
06-06-2012, 04:50 PM
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/creepy/grand/wtf_is_this_gif.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/24227)
More creepy here (http://gifsforum.com/listofgifs/gallery/creepy)

bevischief
06-06-2012, 04:50 PM
Midget rape.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 04:51 PM
Can't rape the willing.

Baconeater
06-06-2012, 04:51 PM
If getting raped by a midget is inevitable, you may as well lie down and enjoy it.

Count Zarth
06-06-2012, 04:52 PM
I WON'T MELTDOWN

LOCK EVERY THREAD ON THE BOARD

I WON'T START A NEW ONE JUST TO MELTDOWN!

bevischief
06-06-2012, 04:54 PM
Peyton Manning.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-06-2012, 04:55 PM
Midget wrestling

http://krisarnold.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/1MidgetWrestling1.jpg

JD10367
06-06-2012, 04:56 PM
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/creepy/grand/wtf_is_this_gif.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/24227)
More creepy here (http://gifsforum.com/listofgifs/gallery/creepy)

I don't get the relevance. Is she a midget? Or is the fellatio-forcing demon a midget?

vailpass
06-06-2012, 05:08 PM
I am physically repulsed by midgets. I can't help it, they creep me out.
Every time we've been to Pericos in Cancun my wife has called over that godamn midget and had him bring me drinks or ask if I needed my cigarette lit.
*shiver*

Donger
06-06-2012, 05:11 PM
I am physically repulsed by midgets. I can't help it, they creep me out.
Every time we've been to Pericos in Cancun my wife has called over that godamn midget and had him bring me drinks or ask if I needed my cigarette lit.
*shiver*

It's the pudgy, little digits, isn't it.

vailpass
06-06-2012, 05:18 PM
It's the pudgy, little digits, isn't it.

Actually yes, and their distorted little faces and impossibly disproportionate leg-body-head ratio. I know how cruel it sounds and I'm sorry, I can't help it.

bevischief
06-06-2012, 05:20 PM
Midget clowns.

Donger
06-06-2012, 05:21 PM
Actually yes, and their distorted little faces and impossibly disproportionate leg-body-head ratio. I know how cruel it sounds and I'm sorry, I can't help it.

It's okay. I know what you mean. Just know that we are people too.

vailpass
06-06-2012, 05:22 PM
It's okay. I know what you mean. Just know that we are little people too.

LMAO

Donger
06-06-2012, 05:23 PM
LMAO

No, really, I have dwarfism.

vailpass
06-06-2012, 05:24 PM
No, really, I have dwarfism.

Did you fatfinger the keyboard as you were typing this?

Donger
06-06-2012, 05:25 PM
Did you fatfinger the keyboard as you were typing this?

No.

vailpass
06-06-2012, 05:26 PM
No.

Well okay then. I certainly hope I haven't offended you.

JD10367
06-06-2012, 05:28 PM
No, really, I have dwarfism.

If it's only your penis, that doesn't count. :)

Donger
06-06-2012, 05:30 PM
Well okay then. I certainly hope I haven't offended you.

No, you haven't. Then again, I "suffer" from proportionate dwarfism, not disproportionate.

vailpass
06-06-2012, 05:34 PM
No, you haven't. Then again, I "suffer" from proportionate dwarfism, not disproportionate.

Any idea what the ratio is between proportionate and disproportionate dwarfism?

listopencil
06-06-2012, 05:35 PM
It's a complicated issue. I think that midgets might be harder to catch. The smaller size might make them more evasive. On the other hand, I would assume that they lack the necessary strength to break free if/when you do catch them.

Donger
06-06-2012, 05:41 PM
Any idea what the ratio is between proportionate and disproportionate dwarfism?

1:3

Kyle DeLexus
06-06-2012, 05:43 PM
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/creepy/grand/wtf_is_this_gif.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/24227)
More creepy here (http://gifsforum.com/listofgifs/gallery/creepy)

you should be banned for this.

vailpass
06-06-2012, 05:44 PM
1:3

I knew your elitist ass wasn't part of the 99%

Donger
06-06-2012, 05:44 PM
I knew your elitist ass wasn't part of the 99%

LMAO

Ace Gunner
06-06-2012, 05:46 PM
cassel thread

he sux btw

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-06-2012, 06:08 PM
cassel thread

he sux btw


We're trying to get to a thousand posts, not a million


Baby steps

BourbonMan
06-06-2012, 06:19 PM
Just have them SIT AND SPIN!!!!

boogblaster
06-06-2012, 06:31 PM
yes been raped by one ... took her dancing she stood on my boots and i danced around with her .. as the nite ended she unzipped me fly and raped me member with her little snarl-like mouth .. end of story .....

Rain Man
06-06-2012, 06:57 PM
No, you haven't. Then again, I "suffer" from proportionate dwarfism, not disproportionate.

I always wondered why your threads show up on the bottom half of my screen.

listopencil
06-06-2012, 09:49 PM
I always wondered why your threads show up on the bottom half of my screen.

Racist.

Lumpy
06-06-2012, 10:05 PM
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo351/EMPIR3BALL3R/midget.jpg

bevischief
06-07-2012, 06:45 AM
yes been raped by one ... took her dancing she stood on my boots and i danced around with her .. as the nite ended she unzipped me fly and raped me member with her little snarl-like mouth .. end of story .....

Pics or it didn't happen.

blaise
06-07-2012, 06:50 AM
Midgets just want a little pussy.

tooge
06-07-2012, 07:07 AM
midgets are gross. Sorry. I don't want to rape a midget. I've thought about it just to see if they are as gross as I think, but every time I'm just about to rape a midget, I just can't get past those little bow legs. Yuck

Crush
06-07-2012, 07:17 AM
Midget clowns.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2hgwjs7.jpg

frankotank
06-07-2012, 08:08 AM
sigh.....once again.....my penis is a midget

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a332/SynFlux/d1ce2b2a.jpg

TinyEvel
06-07-2012, 08:41 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q0b-aS6KkdY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This.

bevischief
06-07-2012, 10:19 AM
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo351/EMPIR3BALL3R/midget.jpg

What the hell did he have to not feel that...?