PDA

View Full Version : Life Is your wife fat?


Bump
06-07-2012, 01:30 AM
Continuing Buck's "Are you _____?" Series, Today I want to know if your wife is fat.

Poll forthcoming.

Previous threads.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=245313

Count Alex's Losses
06-07-2012, 01:33 AM
yep, took her to the ice cream place

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551041_10100871742198608_16707702_53283164_847063239_n.jpg

Bump
06-07-2012, 01:34 AM
thats a keeper

Easy 6
06-07-2012, 01:36 AM
This was long overdue, tell us ALL about those heifers you settled for...

Bump
06-07-2012, 01:38 AM
and it doesn't matter if she used to be cute. It's all about the NOW.

BigMeatballDave
06-07-2012, 01:39 AM
My hands are proportionate.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-07-2012, 01:39 AM
Yes /Omaha

Fap /Pr

Phobia
06-07-2012, 01:44 AM
Normally? No. She's in very good shape. Athletic, even. But she's due in August so, yeah. She's fat. Fluffy. That's what happens when you stick that thing there.

crazycoffey
06-07-2012, 02:11 AM
Normally? No. She's in very good shape. Athletic, even. But she's due in August so, yeah. She's fat. Fluffy. That's what happens when you stick that thing there.

you make all the wives fat, even your own....

Count Alex's Losses
06-07-2012, 02:13 AM
you make all the wives fat, even your own....

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2008/11/16/128713226668583807.jpg

Otter
06-07-2012, 03:49 AM
Normally? No. She's in very good shape. Athletic, even. But she's due in August so, yeah. She's fat. Fluffy. That's what happens when you stick that thing there.

Another one?!?!?! You're a better man than me.

Gonzo
06-07-2012, 04:40 AM
Normally? No. She's in very good shape. Athletic, even. But she's due in August so, yeah. She's fat. Fluffy. That's what happens when you stick that thing there.

Aren't you like, 80?

Nice work!

AustinChief
06-07-2012, 05:10 AM
Aren't you like, 80?

Nice work!

But his mailman is in his 20s...

BoneKrusher
06-07-2012, 07:02 AM
http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac87/Googlefat/fat-girls-4.jpg
no, she isn't really fat just big boned.

Omaha
06-07-2012, 08:17 AM
yep, took her to the ice cream place

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551041_10100871742198608_16707702_53283164_847063239_n.jpg

At least she's got it loaded up with fruit!

luv
06-07-2012, 08:19 AM
But his mailman is in his 20s...

LMAO

Omaha
06-07-2012, 08:19 AM
Yes /Omaha

Fap /Pr

Actually, you'll all be shocked to learn that my wife is not fat.

AndChiefs
06-07-2012, 08:36 AM
Actually, you'll all be shocked to learn that my wife is not fat.

She's merely "big-boned". :)

Canofbier
06-07-2012, 08:44 AM
At least she's got it loaded up with fruit!

It's healthy now!

luv
06-07-2012, 09:11 AM
At least she's got it loaded up with fruit!

There's a place in the mall here called yogurtini (self-serve frozen yogurt). It has up all of the calorie and fat charts. It compares eating the plain yogurt loaded with fruit to eating fast food meals. Hey, look! We're healthier than these places! Well, duh. That doesn't take much.

MoreLemonPledge
06-07-2012, 09:31 AM
I'm guessing we don't all have the same definition of fat.

boogblaster
06-07-2012, 09:53 AM
no .. bigger than when we young tho .....

Fairplay
06-07-2012, 09:55 AM
more of me to love...........

Omaha
06-07-2012, 10:12 AM
I'm guessing we don't all have the same definition of fat.

Overweight.

Detoxing
06-07-2012, 10:28 AM
I think had this not been a public poll, you woulda received more honest answers. I find it very hard to believe that only 6% of CP has fat wives.

DaFace
06-07-2012, 11:01 AM
I think had this not been a public poll, you woulda received more honest answers. I find it very hard to believe that only 6% of CP has fat wives.

It's a near statistical impossibility given that most of the Planet's members are in states where the obesity rates are around 30 percent.

Bump
06-07-2012, 11:27 AM
I think had this not been a public poll, you woulda received more honest answers. I find it very hard to believe that only 6% of CP has fat wives.

ya, I'm thinking that was a mistake. Kansas and mizzourah folks are commonly obese, people are lying for sure. Or their definition of fat is only limited to morbidly obese.

Frosty
06-07-2012, 11:44 AM
No


<----

seclark
06-07-2012, 11:50 AM
my wife runs marathons, half-marathons and works out twice a day. she's 50. sometimes i wish she was fat...drives me nuts.
sec

Frankie
06-07-2012, 11:59 AM
ROFL

Amazing how many posters' wives are "skinny" when you make this a public poll!

:evil:

Baconeater
06-07-2012, 12:43 PM
I think had this not been a public poll, you woulda received more honest answers. I find it very hard to believe that only 6% of CP has fat wives.
My wife was looking over my shoulder when I voted.

mr. tegu
06-07-2012, 12:59 PM
My wife was looking over my shoulder when I voted.

ROFL

KevB
06-07-2012, 07:34 PM
My wife was looking over my shoulder when I voted.

You chose wisely I assume

loochy
06-07-2012, 07:56 PM
There's no way that my supermodel neurosurgeon millionaire wife could be fat. /CP

loochy
06-07-2012, 07:59 PM
Check out the "bbw girls" thread or the "would you" thread and see what these people consider fat and not fat.

Easy 6
06-07-2012, 08:40 PM
There's no way that my supermodel neurosurgeon millionaire wife could be fat. /CP

Dont forget the mitigating factors though, an honest answer in this thread is a sure Death Sentence for many... wives are naturally snoopy, and when they grab you with their metal claws, you cant get away.

JASONSAUTO
06-07-2012, 08:42 PM
Mine is pregnant. Does that count?
Posted via Mobile Device

notorious
06-07-2012, 08:55 PM
Mine is pregnant. Does that count?
Posted via Mobile Device

Oh fuck, just don't tell her that.

Frankie
06-07-2012, 10:58 PM
Oh ****, just don't tell her that.

I would think she knows she's pregnant!

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-07-2012, 11:02 PM
Mine is pregnant. Does that count?
Posted via Mobile Device


Horny 24/7, that sounds like a win to me

JASONSAUTO
06-07-2012, 11:14 PM
Notorious. I haven't lol.

Frankie. She does.

bstc. yes win it is...
Posted via Mobile Device

JASONSAUTO
06-07-2012, 11:15 PM
But I keep telling her she's not fat, she is pregnant. There is a difference. She doesn't agree, and hasn't any other time either.
Posted via Mobile Device

MoreLemonPledge
06-07-2012, 11:18 PM
I think we should all post our wife's height and weight and let CP be the judge.

JASONSAUTO
06-07-2012, 11:22 PM
Oh and to be honest I think she is really hot pregnant too...
Posted via Mobile Device

Papi
06-07-2012, 11:27 PM
Bahahaha this is clearly NOT an (even near) accurate poll. Some are lying to us, lying to themselves, blind, or a combination of all 3.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-07-2012, 11:31 PM
When she asks "does this dress/outfit make me look fat?"

Never answer, "No, it's your fat that makes you look fat"


http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0908/and-now-we-know-knowing-is-half-battle-demotivational-poster-1249872376.jpg

mr. tegu
06-07-2012, 11:48 PM
Bahahaha this is clearly NOT an (even near) accurate poll. Some are lying to us, lying to themselves, blind, or a combination of all 3.

I would love to show mine off. But from what I have seen one pic would not be enough. You people are savages!

kysirsoze
06-07-2012, 11:58 PM
LOL at the public poll.

KevB
06-08-2012, 01:13 AM
I think we should all post our wife's height and weight and let CP be the judge.

I predict lots of divorce threads in the next three months if this happens.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-08-2012, 01:17 AM
4'6 150


Already been done

Kyle DeLexus
06-08-2012, 01:19 AM
I would love to show mine off. But from what I have seen one pic would not be enough. You people are savages!

You can't fit all of her in one picture? Just how big a gal is she??

crazycoffey
06-08-2012, 01:20 AM
He wanted to show how fat his wife is

Fat Elvis
06-08-2012, 01:51 AM
It's a near statistical impossibility given that most of the Planet's members are in states where the obesity rates are around 30 percent.

And yet almost 90% of the board have penis' that are 9" or longer, can bench press 425lbs, and still run a 4.4 40. Statistical impossiblity? Doubtful.

Fat Elvis
06-08-2012, 01:55 AM
My hands are proportionate.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJe2bw34ithSDED3opjqbO8dqMj1NaHfZDRIjv_V55bicxtC4W0eoDVwPkxA.

Lumpy
06-08-2012, 02:06 AM
I think we should all post our wife's height and weight and let CP be the judge.

Well, you can go ahead and eliminate Gonzo from being a liar.

5' 4"
130 lbs

crazycoffey
06-08-2012, 02:35 AM
Well, you can go ahead and eliminate Gonzo from being a liar.

5' 4"
130 lbs

Your sig reminds me of something I saw at drill last weekend. Someone wrote, "No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care." On a dry erase board in our platoon office. Good quote and all, but I made a few adjustments to it;

"No one cares how big your dick is, until they know how big of a dick you are." Then changed the name if the author from the first quote to a sgt who was being a bit of a dick that day.

Lumpy
06-08-2012, 02:37 AM
Your sig reminds me of something I saw at drill last weekend. Someone wrote, "No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care." On a dry erase board in our platoon office. Good quote and all, but I made a few adjustments to it;

"No one cares how big your dick is, until they know how big of a dick you are." Then changed the name if the author from the first quote to a sgt who was being a bit of a dick that day.

ROFL Nice.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-08-2012, 02:41 AM
My ex-wife wasn't fat at all. Now that we're divorced 8 years she does Zumba and works out daily and runs and has the ass of a 16 year old.

Thanks bitch.

crazycoffey
06-08-2012, 02:43 AM
My ex-wife wasn't fat at all. Now that we're divorced 8 years she does Zumba and works out daily and runs and has the ass of a 16 year old.

Thanks bitch.

Oh, that just figures. Women... lol

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-08-2012, 02:48 AM
Oh, that just figures. Women... lol

No matter how good she looks she's still a fucking bitch and I'm thankful every day I don't have to live with that anymore.

Lumpy
06-08-2012, 02:53 AM
Oh, that just figures. Women... lol

:spock: Why do you bastards keep testing me w/ these "women" remarks?

LMAO

Lumpy
06-08-2012, 02:54 AM
No matter how good she looks she's still a ****ing bitch and I'm thankful every day I don't have to live with that anymore.

:eek: Do you mind telling us how you really feel? Heh.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-08-2012, 02:57 AM
:eek: Do you mind telling us how you really feel? Heh.

I don't mind but if you don't believe me ask my daughter. Mom is psycho... dad rocks.

big nasty kcnut
06-08-2012, 03:30 AM
No but phil make any guys wife fat. Thou i don't believe that. i believe stupid guys make their woman fat.

Daru
06-08-2012, 04:49 AM
yep, took her to the ice cream place

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551041_10100871742198608_16707702_53283164_847063239_n.jpg

That place sweet mix is here in Dallas. Its very good.

loochy
06-08-2012, 07:53 AM
He wanted to show how fat his wife is

Eww:spock:

Omaha
06-08-2012, 08:13 AM
5' 2"
95 lbs

Fire Me Boy!
06-08-2012, 08:21 AM
My wife is 5'7", 140.

seclark
06-08-2012, 09:01 AM
5'8" 135
sec

Rain Man
06-08-2012, 09:31 AM
I think had this not been a public poll, you woulda received more honest answers. I find it very hard to believe that only 6% of CP has fat wives.

What the poll is actually measuring is the percent of CP members who think their wives lurk on CP.

LVNHACK
06-08-2012, 09:57 AM
5' 2", 110 lbs.

Donger
06-08-2012, 10:01 AM
5'6" and 115lbs

Frankie
06-08-2012, 11:11 AM
5' 3"
99 lbs

InChiefsHell
06-08-2012, 11:30 AM
We've both gained some weight since high school 25 years ago. We're both just now getting together on trying to lose some of it. She's not fat...but she's notably larger than 25 years ago. Me too, for that matter.

mr. tegu
06-08-2012, 12:41 PM
You can't fit all of her in one picture? Just how big a gal is she??

Haha! Bravo sir.

Easy 6
06-08-2012, 05:51 PM
Mines 4' 1"

63 pounds

griZZly64
06-08-2012, 06:42 PM
My lady is 4'11" prob like 120lbs... bout 60 of those pounds come solely from her ass. I love it.

loochy
06-08-2012, 08:13 PM
My lady is 4'11" prob like 120lbs... bout 60 of those pounds come solely from her ass. I love it.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_571/129430203508JeK7.jpg

whoman69
06-08-2012, 08:18 PM
Is this what we tell her or reality?

whoman69
06-08-2012, 08:18 PM
Mines 4' 1"

63 pounds

Is she 10?

notorious
06-08-2012, 08:28 PM
Used to be 5'3 130.



Now she is 5'3 and oh GOD PUT DOWN THE GUN!!#$#!$#

Fairplay
06-08-2012, 08:32 PM
But his mailman is in his 20s...



<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/oShTJ90fC34?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ZepSinger
06-08-2012, 10:04 PM
5' 5", 120 lbs. And more gorgeous now than the day I met her 20 years ago..

Tombstone RJ
06-08-2012, 10:18 PM
LOL at the public poll.

this. there's a lot of liars on cp...

Frankie
06-08-2012, 10:22 PM
5' 5", 120 lbs. And more gorgeous now than the day I met her 20 years ago..

An obviously knows how to handle a kitchen knife. ;)

Kyle DeLexus
06-09-2012, 12:24 AM
My lady is 4'11" prob like 120lbs... bout 60 of those pounds come solely from her ass. I love it.

Lucky

Is she 10?

Midgets are real

whoman69
06-09-2012, 01:24 PM
Lucky



Midgets are real

midgets tend to be heavyset

NewChief
06-09-2012, 01:32 PM
My wife has never been fat, but she has a fitter body now than at any time in her life (though her constant workouts and two breastfed kids have done a number on her once melon-sized tits which doesn't bother me since I'm not really a boob man).