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gblowfish
06-07-2012, 12:17 PM
This from the Mizzou Alumni magazine, an overview of all the S-E-C Schools, to get acquainted with the league. Interesting stuff:

http://tinyurl.com/6un8fbh

Saulbadguy
06-07-2012, 12:21 PM
1.Bunch of stupid, inbred hicks
2.Vanderbilt

Pitt Gorilla
06-07-2012, 12:24 PM
1.Bunch of Championships
2.VanderbiltFYP

Saulbadguy
06-07-2012, 12:26 PM
1. Racist
2. Incredibly Racist
Edit:
3. Racist, but kind of in a funny way

Frazod
06-07-2012, 12:30 PM
1.Bunch of stupid, inbred hicks
2.Vanderbilt

You might want to stock up on KY before West Virginia rolls into town.

vailpass
06-07-2012, 12:32 PM
1.Bunch of stupid, inbred hicks
2.Vanderbilt

LMAO Spot on old chap. Well played.

Saul Good
06-07-2012, 12:35 PM
1.Bunch of stupid, inbred hicks
2.Vanderbilt

Not everywhere can be as debonair as Manhattan, Kansas.

Saulbadguy
06-07-2012, 12:37 PM
Not everywhere can be as debonair as Manhattan, Kansas.

This is true.

vailpass
06-07-2012, 12:37 PM
Not everywhere can be as debonair as Manhattan, Kansas.

Oh man I didn't even think of the fact that his comment now includes MU. Gonna' take me a while to associate MU with SEC.

Setsuna
06-07-2012, 12:44 PM
NOBODY chomps towards The Swamp. What a bunch of pricks. Everyone stumbles towards The Swamp. That's common knowledge. That author doesn't know shit about UF. Fuck him.

vailpass
06-07-2012, 12:44 PM
NOBODY cares what they do at The Swamp.

fyp

Setsuna
06-07-2012, 12:47 PM
fyp

I'm going to take a guess and say your college team hasn't won shit in football in the past 15 years.

vailpass
06-07-2012, 12:48 PM
I'm going to take a guess and say your college team hasn't won shit in football in the past 15 years.

I'm going to take a guess and say you have a couch on your front porch.

Pestilence
06-07-2012, 12:50 PM
I'm going to take a guess and say you have a couch on your front porch.

ROFL

Predarat
06-07-2012, 12:53 PM
I'll laugh my ass off if Tennessee has another bad season, fires Dooley and hires Franklin from Vandy.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2012, 01:00 PM
I'm going to take a guess and say you have a couch on your front porch.

LMAO

Setsuna
06-07-2012, 01:04 PM
I'm going to take a guess and say you have a couch on your front porch.

That's brilliantly clever. Except I'm 100% right on my guess and you are 100% wrong on yours.

whoman69
06-07-2012, 01:24 PM
Has Missouri worked on their skills at giving players an 8th chance after minimum suspensions have been given?

Predarat
06-07-2012, 01:33 PM
I'm going to take a guess and say you have a couch on your front porch.

i yousta did butt dat dam yankee land lady dun made me put it back inside.

CrazyPhuD
06-07-2012, 01:36 PM
it should have said....

S-E-C....finally a conference most of our alumni can spell.

Saul Good
06-07-2012, 01:41 PM
it should have said....

S-E-C....finally a conference most of our alumni can spell.

Unlike the ten team Big 12, the SEC's name is accurate.

Saulbadguy
06-07-2012, 01:44 PM
Unlike the ten team Big 12, the SEC's name is accurate.

I know, right? When I think of Columbia, MO I think both South, and East.

As well as sweet tea.

vailpass
06-07-2012, 01:46 PM
Please, not Saul-on-Saul crime. There is nothing civil about civil war.

mikeyis4dcats.
06-07-2012, 01:49 PM
Tennessee is also the only remaining D1 school with a separate men's and women's athletic department.

Frazod
06-07-2012, 01:49 PM
I know, right? When I think of Columbia, MO I think both South, and East.

As well as sweet tea.

People up here think Missouri's south. It used to annoy me. Not so much anymore.

Pablo
06-07-2012, 01:50 PM
I know, right? When I think of Columbia, MO I think both South, and East.

As well as sweet tea.

LMAO

gblowfish
06-07-2012, 01:52 PM
I know, right? When I think of Columbia, MO I think both South, and East.

As well as sweet tea.

I don't know about Sweet Tea, but we definitely have some sweet T&A:
http://i47.tinypic.com/24lk1gx.jpg

Saul Good
06-07-2012, 01:52 PM
I know, right? When I think of Columbia, MO I think both South, and East.

As well as sweet tea.

Cut a map of the US into four quadrants and tell me which one Columbia, Missouri is in. If they change the name of the SEC to the Sweet Tea Conference, you will have a point, though.

Pablo
06-07-2012, 01:55 PM
Cut a map of the US into four quadrants and tell me which one Columbia, Missouri is in. If they change the name of the SEC to the Sweet Tea Conference, you will have a point, though.

Lawrence, KS is the NW part of the US. Makes sense.

vailpass
06-07-2012, 01:59 PM
Cut a map of the US into four quadrants and tell me which one Columbia, Missouri is in. If they change the name of the SEC to the Sweet Tea Conference, you will have a point, though.

In grad school I was with a girl for a year or so that was from Springfield, MO SWMS. She was normal but her parents (native MO) seemed more southerner than northerner to me including the sweet tea thing.

LiveSteam
06-07-2012, 02:00 PM
YUMMMMMMMM
Shaved Missouri pussy

DaKCMan AP
06-07-2012, 02:03 PM
1.Bunch of stupid, inbred hicks
2.Vanderbilt

Hilarious.


Rank - University
17 - Vanderbilt
58 - Florida
62 - Georgia
75 - Alabama
82 - Auburn
101 - Tennessee
111 - South Carolina
124 - Kentucky
128 - LSU
132 - Arkansas
143 - Ole Miss
143 - Kansas State
157 - Mississippi State

Congrats K-State... you're on par with the absolute bottom of the SEC.

The good news for you is your conference is already dumber (#160 Texas Tech) and adding even more idiocy in WVU (#164).

CrazyPhuD
06-07-2012, 02:03 PM
YUMMMMMMMM
Shaved Missouri pussy

Yea but the problem is they don't shave the ass. It's like a mullet, business in the front, party in the back.

vailpass
06-07-2012, 02:04 PM
Hilarious.


Rank - University
17 - Vanderbilt
58 - Florida
62 - Georgia
75 - Alabama
82 - Auburn
101 - Tennessee
111 - South Carolina
124 - Kentucky
128 - LSU
132 - Arkansas
143 - Ole Miss
143 - Kansas State
157 - Mississippi State

Congrats K-State... you're on par with the absolute bottom of the SEC.

The good news for you is you're conference is already dumber (#160 Texas Tech) and adding even more idiocy in WVU (#164).

Southerners are funny.

Saul Good
06-07-2012, 02:06 PM
Lawrence, KS is the NW part of the US. Makes sense.
You've convinced me. Why would this be called the Southeastern Conference?
http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x336/hshaebr/untitled-32.jpg

Saulbadguy
06-07-2012, 02:07 PM
Lawrence, KS is the NW part of the US. Makes sense.

Does it rain a lot up there in Lawrence? Have you seen Mount Rainier?

Setsuna
06-07-2012, 02:24 PM
So I'm at work helping this chick in math and during this short time, she touches me in the following places: back of knee, forearm, bicep, shoulder blade, and crotch area. What does this mean? And how do I approach this situation?

Saulbadguy
06-07-2012, 02:25 PM
So I'm at work helping this chick in math and during this short time, she touches me in the following places: back of knee, forearm, bicep, shoulder blade, and crotch area. What does this mean? And how do I approach this situation?

Post pictures of her.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2012, 02:26 PM
So I'm at work helping this chick in math and during this short time, she touches me in the following places: back of knee, forearm, bicep, shoulder blade, and crotch area. What does this mean? And how do I approach this situation?


Tell your sister to keep her hands to herself.

Braincase
06-07-2012, 02:28 PM
So I'm at work helping this chick in math and during this short time, she touches me in the following places: back of knee, forearm, bicep, shoulder blade, and crotch area. What does this mean? And how do I approach this situation?

It means you're impotent if you haven't figured out to approach this situation and you have to ask a bunch of Chiefs fans what your penis is for.

Dumbass.

Trevo_410
06-07-2012, 02:31 PM
Isn't this guy suppost to be black?

Setsuna
06-07-2012, 02:31 PM
Post pictures of her.
ROFL I would if I could.

Tell your sister to keep her hands to herself.
:LOL: Nicely done my friend.

It means you're impotent if you haven't figured out to approach this situation and you have to ask a bunch of Chiefs fans what your penis is for.

Dumbass.
Well damn son. I'm a virgin and have never had that happen to me. I don't know what to do.

And just recently she out of the blue told me she's slumming it today since she has a test soon and it's raining. She's wearing sweats and a tank top. Still looks pretty good though.

allen_kcCard
06-07-2012, 03:35 PM
Tell her that she makes slumming it look good then, and if you had it to do over again you would had dressed more comfy too...that is unless you are already obviously slumming too.

A compliment, plus you talking about the removal of clothing.

baitism
06-07-2012, 03:42 PM
Not sure why anyone in the Big 12 would be mocking the SEC's footprint. Iowa and WV don't even touch any other Big 12 states....

Setsuna
06-07-2012, 03:43 PM
Tell her that she makes slumming it look good then, and if you had it to do over again you would had dressed more comfy too...that is unless you are already obviously slumming too.

A compliment, plus you talking about the removal of clothing.

Hmmmm...nice. I appreciate that Allen. I'm about as straight edge as you can get, so I'm a novice at everything. We'll see where this goes.

Pablo
06-07-2012, 03:45 PM
Does it rain a lot up there in Lawrence? Have you seen Mount Rainier?

With a good breeze I can smell the ocean mist on Mass Street.

Pablo
06-07-2012, 03:47 PM
Niel Young probably wrote Southern Man after visiting St. Joe.

vailpass
06-07-2012, 04:21 PM
Tell your sister to keep her hands to herself.

LMAO

vailpass
06-07-2012, 04:22 PM
Not sure why anyone in the Big 12 would be mocking the SEC's footprint. Iowa and WV don't even touch any other Big 12 states....

You learn your geography at an SEC school?

Frazod
06-07-2012, 04:30 PM
You learn your geography at an SEC school?

Uh, he's correct. Iowa touches no Big XII states (or at least it won't after Mizzou bolts in July). Iowa and Kansas do not have a common border.

vailpass
06-07-2012, 04:32 PM
Uh, he's correct. Iowa touches no Big XII states (or at least it won't after Mizzou bolts in July). Iowa and Kansas do not have a common border.

Currently Iowa shares a border with a B12 state. Until Nebraska was assimilated it was 2 states.That's all I'm sayin'.