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SomeRandomGirl
06-09-2012, 01:51 PM
This should be the standard speech given at all commencements.

(I did search to see if this was a repost, and I couldn't find it. I'm sorry if it is.)

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_lfxYhtf8o4?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lfxYhtf8o4&list=UUT6x3lpi-8H4RGN71OmHDlw&index=1&feature=plcp

Bump
06-09-2012, 01:58 PM
tl;dw

ChiefsandO'sfan
06-09-2012, 01:59 PM
the frequency of failure: statistics tell us half of you will get divorced. A winning percentage like that? get's you last place in the American League East. The Baltimore Orioles do better than weddings.


F*** that guy.