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3rd&48ers
06-10-2012, 08:18 AM
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2012/06/08/man-claims-his-genitals-were-burned-by-urinal-in-arbys/

Dejoie claims he reported the incident to an employee who, according to the lawsuit claimed “we have that bathroom problem again,” and “this happens when the sink in the kitchen is running.”

Dejoie’s lawyers told CBS4 he’s trying to settle the case with Arby’s outside of court and couldn’t comment further.

The lawsuit claims Dejoie is seeking damages for financial losses and as a result of his injuries not being able to have sex with his wife.

The store manager hadn’t heard about the lawsuit. A spokesperson for the company issued a statement saying, “We want to reassure our customers that we are committed to providing quality food in a safe and healthy environment. Since this matter is in litigation we’ve been advised by our attorney that we are unable to discuss.”

Dejoie’s lawyer did not specify exactly how much they’re hoping to settle for or why it took two years for them to file the suit.

ChiefMojo
06-10-2012, 08:25 AM
WTF????

SNR
06-10-2012, 08:26 AM
Man I hate it when that happens!

mlyonsd
06-10-2012, 08:31 AM
That's what happens when you mistakenly install a garbarge disposal in a urinal.

bevischief
06-10-2012, 08:35 AM
He was doing it wrong.

BoneKrusher
06-10-2012, 08:41 AM
He was doing it wrong.

yep.

that's what it sounds like to me.

DaFace
06-10-2012, 08:48 AM
Was he...dipping them in or something?

Gonzo
06-10-2012, 08:50 AM
Hey dumbass, that's the grease trap...

bevischief
06-10-2012, 08:51 AM
Hey dumbass, that's the grease trap...

ROFL that was why I said he was doing wrong.

boogblaster
06-10-2012, 08:54 AM
all dungver resturants should install same shitters .....

Canofbier
06-10-2012, 08:54 AM
This seems fraudulent, but I hate Arby's enough that I hope he wins.

bevischief
06-10-2012, 08:56 AM
This seems fraudulent, but I hate Arby's enough that I hope he wins.

Why?

Canofbier
06-10-2012, 09:02 AM
Because their food is overpriced trash, and their commercials have always gotten on my nerves, whether it's that retarded oven mitt or that douchy-looking guy practically yelling their dumb new slogan.

Ace Gunner
06-10-2012, 09:02 AM
Fast food, lawsuits -- murika!

bevischief
06-10-2012, 09:10 AM
Since when was Rockey Mountain ousters on the menu?

Predarat
06-10-2012, 09:34 AM
First fingers in their food and now this.

WhiteWhale
06-10-2012, 09:36 AM
That's strange.

I mean I could piss in a urinal without burning myself if the fucking thing was on fire.

Bwana
06-10-2012, 09:42 AM
Hey dumbass! Piss in here:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/Urinal_with_urinal_cake_gsu_cit_2004.jpg/220px-Urinal_with_urinal_cake_gsu_cit_2004.jpg

Not in here:

http://img.diynetwork.com/DIY/2009/01/23/dbas329_Electrical-Outlet_lead.jpg


Unless we are talking about something like this:

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/demotivational-posters-for-the-love-of-god.jpg

PGM
06-10-2012, 09:42 AM
Because their food is overpriced trash, and their commercials have always gotten on my nerves, whether it's that retarded oven mitt or that douchy-looking guy practically yelling their dumb new slogan.

Yep, I refuse to eat there because of that fucking douche and those commercials.

cabletech94
06-10-2012, 10:04 AM
c'mon fellas......


.....it's good mood food!!!!!

milkman
06-10-2012, 10:06 AM
Yep, I refuse to eat there because of that ****ing douche and those commercials.

I guess any reason is as good as another.

I don't eat there because their food is absolute crap.

Okie_Apparition
06-10-2012, 10:10 AM
It's enough to make a pregnant employee go outside & smoke

wazu
06-10-2012, 10:49 AM
So, I guess we can assume that the plumbing is somehow screwed up to where scalding hot water right out of the water heater is being used by urinals. I've seen this be the case before where somebody hooks up to the wrong line.

And then we have to further assume that one of them splashes badly when the kitchen sink is in use for some reason. Harder to imagine how that works.

bevischief
06-10-2012, 10:53 AM
Balls.

Demonpenz
06-10-2012, 10:55 AM
I always had respect for Arbys. Their 5 for 5 dollars deal was the the first value meal changed the game and rightfully has a wing named after it in the Fast Food Hall of Fame.

Predarat
06-10-2012, 10:57 AM
You have to admit the spicy curly fries with cheese sauce is pretty damn good.

Canofbier
06-10-2012, 11:09 AM
You have to admit the spicy curly fries with cheese sauce is pretty damn good.

http://i.imgur.com/lzoKW.jpg

seamonster
06-10-2012, 11:49 AM
Wow. Yea, I'd doubt you'd sue if scolding water shot out of a urinal and gave your junk second degree burns. No reason to sue. Bogus lawsuit...

Earthling
06-10-2012, 12:24 PM
Wonder if he asked someone to blow on it...??