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Shogun
06-10-2012, 06:21 PM
Gandalf and Dumbledore

vs

30 Honey Badgers


Honey badgers havent eaten in a week

Gandalf and Dumbledore each can cast 1 spell and have swords.

setting is in the woods. honey badgers surrounding them

pr_capone
06-10-2012, 06:26 PM
there isnt even a question

Thig Lyfe
06-10-2012, 06:26 PM
Peyton Manning

Bowser
06-10-2012, 06:30 PM
The wizards, because the honey badgers shall. not. pass.

jspchief
06-10-2012, 06:46 PM
The wizards, because the honey badgers shall. not. pass.

Honey badger doesn't give a shit.

crazycoffey
06-10-2012, 07:09 PM
Honey badgers are real. Nature is kicking ass in these things.

Bump
06-10-2012, 07:10 PM
harry potter doesn't even stand a fucking chance

pr_capone
06-10-2012, 07:12 PM
harry potter doesn't even stand a ****ing chance

I agree with you... seeing as he isn't part of poll

MTG#10
06-10-2012, 07:28 PM
Honey badger doesn't give a shit.

This. He just takes what he wants.

dmahurin
06-10-2012, 07:38 PM
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Wierd water things equal honey badgers.

listopencil
06-10-2012, 08:02 PM
Dumbledore is dead, isn't he?

CrazyPhuD
06-10-2012, 08:30 PM
I'm pretty sure the Marines will win.

Psyko Tek
06-10-2012, 10:00 PM
gandolf?
really?
hey do you know about masturbation?
fun way to pass the time and not annoy others
look into it

Shogun
06-10-2012, 10:12 PM
gandolf?
really?
hey do you know about masturbation?
fun way to pass the time and not annoy others
look into it

nlm

Gary
06-10-2012, 10:39 PM
One wizard teleports honey badgers to fiery volcano pit, and the other teleports both wizards into a bubble bath with Liv Tyler and Emma Watson.

Aries Walker
06-10-2012, 10:55 PM
They don't even need to be wizards. Two regular humans with swords - assuming they knew how to use them - could kill 30 honey badgers. The only real limit would be how long until their arms got tired.

ThaVirus
06-10-2012, 11:28 PM
Batman once again.

The Batman always wins.

listopencil
06-11-2012, 12:56 AM
They don't even need to be wizards. Two regular humans with swords - assuming they knew how to use them - could kill 30 honey badgers. The only real limit would be how long until their arms got tired.

Thirty honey badgers swarm in like a fiery cloud of instant death and fucking RAPE FACES on those helpless wizards. It aint pretty, and it aint even close.

Aries Walker
06-11-2012, 07:56 AM
Thirty honey badgers swarm in like a fiery cloud of instant death and ****ing RAPE FACES on those helpless wizards. It aint pretty, and it aint even close.
If they had the capacity for thought, social tendencies, and communication methods of humans, sure - but they're animals, and mostly solitary animals at that. They wouldn't work in concert like humans would, or even like ants or lions would. On the other hand, the swords - I'm assuming they're European-style long swords like Glamdring and Gryffindor's Sword both are - do more damage at longer range, and would kill even a tough-skinned honey badger or wolverine in just a few swings or lunges. Even if the badgers didn't attack each other, the humans would work their way through the pack, one or two at a time. Edge: Humans.

MTG#10
06-11-2012, 10:04 AM
If they had the capacity for thought, social tendencies, and communication methods of humans, sure - but they're animals, and mostly solitary animals at that. They wouldn't work in concert like humans would, or even like ants or lions would. On the other hand, the swords - I'm assuming they're European-style long swords like Glamdring and Gryffindor's Sword both are - do more damage at longer range, and would kill even a tough-skinned honey badger or wolverine in just a few swings or lunges. Even if the badgers didn't attack each other, the humans would work their way through the pack, one or two at a time. Edge: Humans.

All that sounds great, but you're forgetting one important thing: honey badgers are crazy fucks that dont give a shit and nothing can get in their way when they're hungry. They would smack the shit out of those poor old wizards.

KC Tattoo
06-11-2012, 10:58 AM
Honey badger doesn't give a shit.

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o47/clanson/96f97fb7.jpg

listopencil
06-11-2012, 11:00 AM
If they had the capacity for thought, social tendencies, and communication methods of humans, sure - but they're animals, and mostly solitary animals at that. They wouldn't work in concert like humans would, or even like ants or lions would. On the other hand, the swords - I'm assuming they're European-style long swords like Glamdring and Gryffindor's Sword both are - do more damage at longer range, and would kill even a tough-skinned honey badger or wolverine in just a few swings or lunges. Even if the badgers didn't attack each other, the humans would work their way through the pack, one or two at a time. Edge: Humans.


Thirty honey badgers attacking from thirty different angles. It doesn't matter how good of a swordsman you are.

KC Tattoo
06-11-2012, 11:02 AM
http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Bigsteve87/Gifs/honey-badger-don-t-care.gif

KC Tattoo
06-11-2012, 11:03 AM
http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m547/ithad2bme/ItakewhatIwant.jpg

Aries Walker
06-11-2012, 03:21 PM
Thirty honey badgers attacking from thirty different angles. It doesn't matter how good of a swordsman you are.
Actually, it does. Unlike Grizzly bears, two swordsmen could work as an
actual pair, covering each other's blind spots. They can use the terrain - that is, the arena walls - to deny other angles of attack. Honey badgers are short, meaning they can't attack anything on the humans from about the knees up. Swords are long, destructive, and - in the hands of an accomplished swordsman - amazingly fast. They are the epitome of what put humans on top of the food chain in the first place.

(I'm taking the liberty of considering both men as experienced swordsmen and in good physical non-geriatric shape, considering that I'm completely ignoring the supernatural aspects, being that one can incinerate a city block with a wave of his hand, and the other is in reality an angelic demigod.)

Honey badgers, on the other hand, are instinctual, bestial loners that most likely would end up fighting each other more than the two men. A swarm tactic is simply not in their extremely limited mindset, and they would have no concept of the two swordsmen being either the objective or the biggest threat. While the badgers hissed and screamed and tangled with each other, the two men would dispatch the few that made moves towards them, and then proceed from badger to badger, exterminating them one or two at a time.

Molitoth
06-11-2012, 03:36 PM
How the f*ck are badgers so popular online?

Is this the new Chuck Norris?

MTG#10
06-11-2012, 03:39 PM
[/URL]How the f*ck are badgers so popular online?

Is this the new Chuck Norris?
This probably has something to do with it.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg)

Molitoth
06-11-2012, 03:46 PM
[/URL]
This probably has something to do with it.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg)

Wow horribly unfunny, and the annoyingly over dramatic gay lisp talk was like nails on a chalkboard. I don't see why the internet community would even support that video enough to popularize it.

saphojunkie
06-11-2012, 04:10 PM
Wow horribly unfunny, and the annoyingly over dramatic gay lisp talk was like nails on a chalkboard. I don't see why the internet community would even support that video enough to popularize it.

You have no sense of humor.

Molitoth
06-11-2012, 04:33 PM
You have no sense of humor.

Disagree. I like funny stuff. :D

HoneyBadger
06-15-2012, 04:38 AM
I'm kinda biased...