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Buehler445
06-11-2012, 03:34 PM
I need a goddamn water jug. The ones that are around now are worthless piles of fuck that just leak water all over your lap. I'm halfway inclined to sack up and buy a 2 QT thermos, but don't really want to drop that kind of dough on a water jug that I will probably just abuse.

It needs to be good sized keep water cold for at least 12 hours and not leak all over my dick when I try to drink out of it.

Do the great procurement gurus of CP have any insight?

Reerun_KC
06-11-2012, 03:35 PM
ROFL

BoneKrusher
06-11-2012, 03:36 PM
ROTFLMAO

Sofa King
06-11-2012, 03:37 PM
10/10 WOULD READ AGAIN

jspchief
06-11-2012, 03:38 PM
bubba keg? (http://www.google.com/search?q=bubba+keg&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)

Phobia
06-11-2012, 04:45 PM
You can't afford the QT thermoses but you want us to recommend something else? I don't even think Jesus can help you.

Zebedee DuBois
06-11-2012, 04:48 PM
sounds like a drinking problem to me.

JASONSAUTO
06-11-2012, 04:48 PM
You can't afford the QT thermoses but you want us to recommend something else? I don't even think Jesus can help you.

He isn't talking about a quick trip thermos. 2 quart is how I took what he's looking for...
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BoneKrusher
06-11-2012, 04:49 PM
sounds like a drinking problem to me.

i had a drinking problem once but i divorced her.

jspchief
06-11-2012, 04:49 PM
You can't afford the QT thermoses but you want us to recommend something else? I don't even think Jesus can help you.I read that as qt (quart), not QT (Quiktrip).

But your point stands.. how much can these things cost?

Okie_Apparition
06-11-2012, 04:49 PM
frozen 2 liter coke bottle
could this place survive without hick tips

3rd&48ers
06-11-2012, 04:53 PM
I need a goddamn water jug. The ones that are around now are worthless piles of **** that just leak water all over your lap. I'm halfway inclined to sack up and buy a 2 QT thermos, but don't really want to drop that kind of dough on a water jug that I will probably just abuse.

It needs to be good sized keep water cold for at least 12 hours and not leak all over my dick when I try to drink out of it.

Do the great procurement gurus of CP have any insight?

You can borrow hers

http://dudelol.com/img/im-sexy-and-i-know-it..jpeg

Bwana
06-11-2012, 04:53 PM
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Spend the money and keep your balls dry son!

dmahurin
06-11-2012, 04:58 PM
http://imgboot.com/images/troll2rocks/1zfmlig.gif


Spend the money and keep your balls dry son!

There's a few tips in here about keeping your balls dry.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=258206

DeezNutz
06-11-2012, 05:03 PM
Spend the money and keep your balls dry son!

Not the advice my old man gave me as a yute.

Bwana
06-11-2012, 05:06 PM
Not the advice my old man gave me as a yute.

Heh, that was back in the day, when they made a decent water jug. ;)

cdcox
06-11-2012, 05:21 PM
Camelback.

Hog Farmer
06-11-2012, 06:02 PM
No problem . I've got sperm bags that are guaranteed not to leak. I'll give you some used ones at no charge.

gblowfish
06-11-2012, 06:40 PM
KC Zoo has a whole barn full of them just waiting for you!
http://i47.tinypic.com/3u4uo.jpg

Phobia
06-11-2012, 06:48 PM
He isn't talking about a quick trip thermos. 2 quart is how I took what he's looking for...
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Oh. Well. Yeah. Quiktrip has stolen that QT abbreviation. Everybody should know that.

Bugeater
06-11-2012, 06:54 PM
If you really want something that will keep water cold for 12 hours it's probably going to cost you some coin, if it even exists. Don't you have room for a cooler on your tractor?

HonestChieffan
06-11-2012, 06:59 PM
You are right, no one makes a decent water jug. Coolers have all gone to shit as well. Next cooler I buy will be a Yeti.

Bwana
06-11-2012, 07:11 PM
You are right, no one makes a decent water jug. Coolers have all gone to shit as well. Next cooler I buy will be a Yeti.

Umm, before you do that bud, do a little on-line work. I damn near bought a yeti last year and I'm glad I didn't. The best bang for your buck is a Colman Xtream, by a long shot, I own 3 of them, in various sizes. If you are going super high end, consider an Engel. You will still be gaining very little, by moving up to an Engle.

Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-TE4RnqT0U

Psyko Tek
06-11-2012, 07:11 PM
bought a new one for $5, check goodwill for cheaper?

Guru
06-11-2012, 08:36 PM
Umm, before you do that bud, do a little on-line work. I damn near bought a yeti last year and I'm glad I didn't. The best bang for your buck is a Colman Xtream, by a long shot, I own 3 of them, in various sizes. If you are going super high end, consider an Engel. You will still be gaining very little, by moving up to an Engle.

Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-TE4RnqT0U

I was surprised to see how well the Coleman did.

Phobia
06-11-2012, 08:47 PM
No problem . I've got sperm bags that are guaranteed not to leak. I'll give you some used ones at no charge.

You don't say? Hey, you're not the guy who jacks off hogs for a living, are you?

Buehler445
06-11-2012, 09:12 PM
If you really want something that will keep water cold for 12 hours it's probably going to cost you some coin, if it even exists. Don't you have room for a cooler on your tractor?

Negatory. The new Deere combines have refrigerators in them, but I'm not getting one of those cocksuckers for awhile.

Buehler445
06-11-2012, 09:13 PM
Camelback.

Won't stay cold for nearly long enough.

Reerun_KC
06-11-2012, 09:20 PM
Just take a towel with you. That way you can dry off your lap when your done. Or put it in your lap before you start

Just a thought.

Buehler445
06-11-2012, 09:20 PM
bubba keg? (http://www.google.com/search?q=bubba+keg&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)

Might try one.

Buehler445
06-11-2012, 09:20 PM
You can't afford the QT thermoses but you want us to recommend something else? I don't even think Jesus can help you.

ARRRHARRR someone took their smartass pill.

BryanBusby
06-11-2012, 09:21 PM
Just get a fuckin liter of cola man

Buehler445
06-11-2012, 09:21 PM
Just take a towel with you. That way you can dry off your lap when your done. Or put it in your lap before you start

Just a thought.

Or I could buy a fucking water jug that works.

Reerun_KC
06-11-2012, 09:27 PM
Or I could buy a ****ing water jug that works.

Maybe you could learn how to drink out of them without spilling it on your junk?

Bugeater
06-11-2012, 09:47 PM
Really though, is a splash of cold water on your junk on a hot day all that bad of a thing?

HonestChieffan
06-11-2012, 10:03 PM
Umm, before you do that bud, do a little on-line work. I damn near bought a yeti last year and I'm glad I didn't. The best bang for your buck is a Colman Xtream, by a long shot, I own 3 of them, in various sizes. If you are going super high end, consider an Engel. You will still be gaining very little, by moving up to an Engle.

Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-TE4RnqT0U

The issue I have with the Coleman is things like hinges that are crap and handles that break. The extreme is one heck of a cooler but Ive just had it with the weaknesses. Look at Colemans site and look at parts for the extreme....hinges...out of inventory and handles..stocked out as well. Ive read good things about the engle

Bwana
06-11-2012, 10:06 PM
I was surprised to see how well the Coleman did.

Yeah and I have field tested all of mine under tough conditions and they do very well. No need to drop your pants for a yedi, when a coleman will do the same thing, in this case.

Bwana
06-11-2012, 10:08 PM
The issue I have with the Coleman is things like hinges that are crap and handles that break. The extreme is one heck of a cooler but Ive just had it with the weaknesses. Look at Colemans site and look at parts for the extreme....hinges...out of inventory and handles..stocked out as well. Ive read good things about the engle

I have never had an issue with either and I don't baby them at all.

Iowanian
06-11-2012, 10:08 PM
If you can't afford a battlemug, you should just stick with the trusty frozen milk jug of H2O

Buehler445
06-11-2012, 10:32 PM
Maybe you could learn how to drink out of them without spilling it on your junk?

I could spill it on your junk.

Buehler445
06-11-2012, 10:33 PM
Really though, is a splash of cold water on your junk on a hot day all that bad of a thing?

All day everyday is a PITA. And if it stays wet all day I don't want to get a fungus down there.

Buehler445
06-11-2012, 10:34 PM
If you can't afford a battlemug, you should just stick with the trusty frozen milk jug of H2O

Needs a lid dawg. Bu that thing is cool.