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Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 05:24 PM
I'd kill a guy.

If the life of another perfectly good human being was all that stood between me and the chocolatey, crunchy, ice creamy goodness of my favorite frozen treat... you had a good run Charlie.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7707/klondikecontest.jpg

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/4162/232290klondikebar.jpg

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5972/klondikebartee.jpg

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5716/funnyanimalcaptionsoooo.jpg


*shit thread*
**take this assholes thread starting privliges away now**
***god I hate the off season***

BryanBusby
06-11-2012, 05:27 PM
your mom

scott free
06-11-2012, 05:27 PM
I'd do every Holstein in the Would You thread, of course they'd just steal it from me though.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 05:28 PM
your mom

My mom died a few months ago. Thanks for bringing that back up.



edit... no she didn't I can't even say that as a joke. I suck.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 05:29 PM
I'd do every Holstein in the Would You thread, of course they'd just steal it from me though.

I heard that pork bellys futures are up today.

scott free
06-11-2012, 05:31 PM
I heard that pork bellys futures are up today.

Thats true, Snooki currently has some nude shots floating around.

penguinz
06-11-2012, 05:31 PM
I would use an entire blue bottle of Gold Bond on my junk.

Mr. Laz
06-11-2012, 05:33 PM
http://sweeptight.com/wp-content/uploads/NEW_bar-mint-l159-23447159-23447.png

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 05:34 PM
Thats true, Snooki currently has some nude shots floating around.

I'd gouge my own eyes out with a soldering iron to avoid naked, pregnant Snooki...... and for a Klondike Bar.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 05:35 PM
http://sweeptight.com/wp-content/uploads/NEW_bar-mint-l159-23447159-23447.png

That's just pure win.

PGM
06-11-2012, 05:37 PM
I'd sell something besides snakes and sparklers

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 05:40 PM
I'd sell something besides snakes and sparklers

Even if they're the only ones you like?

Mr. Laz
06-11-2012, 05:41 PM
That's just pure win.
i didn't much care for when they made the chocolate coating so much thicker but i like the new mint center. :thumb:

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 05:42 PM
i didn't much care for when they made the chocolate coating so much thicker but i like the new mint center. :thumb:

I like both. That's how I roll. The Heath ones are good too.

Guru
06-11-2012, 05:54 PM
nothing.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 05:57 PM
nothing.

Not surprising coming from a guy who has avatars turned off yet has an avatar.

:D

Guru
06-11-2012, 06:01 PM
Not surprising coming from a guy who has avatars turned off yet has an avatar.

:D

Why is this an issue? I used to have avatars turned on. Then I got tired of having to go back and forth with them at work so I just turned them off completely at my end. Now I have to go and delete my avatar I had just to appease you? Christ man, there are more important things to get hung up on.

Now, back to the subject at hand. I wouldn't do anything for anyone to get a klondike bar. I would just buy it and eat it.:D

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 06:03 PM
Why is this an issue? I used to have avatars turned on. Then I got tired of having to go back and forth with them at work so I just turned them off completely at my end. Now I have to go and delete my avatar I had just to appease you? Christ man, there are more important things to get hung up on.

Now, back to the subject at hand. I wouldn't do anything for anyone to get a klondike bar. I would just buy it and eat it.:D

It's not an issue at all it's just the only way I know to give an otherwise superb poster some crap.

Sigh.

Bugeater
06-11-2012, 06:06 PM
It's not an issue at all it's just the only way I know to give an otherwise superb poster some crap.

Sigh.
I usually just make fun of him for being a cheapskate.

Frazod
06-11-2012, 06:08 PM
I like both. That's how I roll. The Heath ones are good too.

They come in Heath flavor now? Umm. I might fuck somebody up for one of those.

Guru
06-11-2012, 06:13 PM
It's not an issue at all it's just the only way I know to give an otherwise superb poster some crap.

Sigh.

sorry man. With all the crap I get for being frugal, it is easy to get caught up in it when people post perceived complaints about me.

Guru
06-11-2012, 06:14 PM
I usually just make fun of him for being a cheapskate.

heh

Guru
06-11-2012, 06:15 PM
By the way, its nice to see Dr. Johnny Fever back.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 06:17 PM
They come in Heath flavor now? Umm. I might **** somebody up for one of those.

I suggest a 6 pack...

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2373/klondikeheathbox.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 06:18 PM
sorry man. With all the crap I get for being frugal, it is easy to get caught up in it when people post perceived complaints about me.

I didn't even know about you being frugal and it's all good anyway. Just playin around.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 06:19 PM
By the way, its nice to see Dr. Johnny Fever back.

Heh thanks. beer me won the poll my Gonzo is the honey badger... he doesn't give a shit.

Frazod
06-11-2012, 06:20 PM
I suggest a 6 pack...

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2373/klondikeheathbox.jpg

If they're in a refrigerator, well......

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 06:22 PM
If they're in a refrigerator, well......

Maybe you should just buy one at a time and eat it right away.

:D

chasedude
06-11-2012, 06:28 PM
http://sweeptight.com/wp-content/uploads/NEW_bar-mint-l159-23447159-23447.png

Kick Ass, Mint Chip ice cream is my favorite! Nice to know it's in a Klondike bar now. Gotta get my ass to the store.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 06:32 PM
There's a veritable plethora nowadays....

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2771/6rtuh1.jpg

Bugeater
06-11-2012, 06:33 PM
Well shit, now I need to go get a Klondike Bar.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 06:35 PM
Well shit, now I need to go get a Klondike Bar.

But if it's between you and one other guy of the same size, strength and desire for the last Klondike Bar.... what would you do for it?

HonestChieffan
06-11-2012, 06:39 PM
There's a veritable plethora nowadays....

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2771/6rtuh1.jpg


That did it. Makin room in freezer this week. Im glad they are lo-cal too.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 06:42 PM
I'd like it to be known that I do not work for the Klondike Bar people... although they are saintly... or in any food service industry. I just love me some Klondike bars.

Bugeater
06-11-2012, 06:42 PM
But if it's between you and one other guy of the same size, strength and desire for the last Klondike Bar.... what would you do for it?
Stab him in the face.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 06:44 PM
Stab him in the face.

I knew you'd come up with the perfect answer.

scho63
06-11-2012, 06:52 PM
One of my first jobs as a teen was working in a supermarket in the frozen food section from 4-8 pm during the week after school. I had access to all the ice cream and ice pops I wanted to eat and I consumed so many god damn Klondike bars that it's hard to look at them without getting a stomach ache.

They were one of my favorites along with toasted almond bars from Good Humor, grape ice pops and creamsicles, and Haagen Dasz ice cream.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 06:54 PM
One of my first jobs as a teen was working in a supermarket in the frozen food section from 4-8 pm during the week after school. I had access to all the ice cream and ice pops I wanted to eat and I consumed so many god damn Klondike bars that it's hard to look at them without getting a stomach ache.

They were one of my favorites along with toasted almond bars from Good Humor, grape ice pops and creamsicles, and Haagen Dasz ice cream.

Bragger

Bump
06-11-2012, 07:13 PM
I got some reeses klondike bars, all I had to was go to the grocery store.

dmahurin
06-11-2012, 07:16 PM
I'd gouge my own eyes out with a soldering iron to avoid naked, pregnant Snooki...... and for a Klondike Bar.

http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/77/65/43166577/photos/Graphs/funny-graphs-klondike-bar.jpg

Do you have a soldering iron readily available? Will the spoiler tags peek your curiosity enough to tempt you? Is it snooki nude? Is it a Klondike bar? Decisions, decisions...

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 07:16 PM
I got some reeses klondike bars, all I had to was go to the grocery store.

But you gut punched a little old lady for the last package right?

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 07:18 PM
http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/77/65/43166577/photos/Graphs/funny-graphs-klondike-bar.jpg
Do you have a soldering iron readily available? Will the spoiler tags peek your curiosity enough to tempt you? Is it snooki nude? Is it a Klondike bar? Decisions, decisions...

I can't pass up a good spoiler... and while that isn't good it won't cause the nightmares I expected.

scott free
06-11-2012, 07:22 PM
I'd be the first man to take a team'a horse up, up Bear Mountain...

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 07:26 PM
I'd be the first man to take a team'a horse up, up Bear Mountain...

I don't really understand that but I like you anyway scott free.

lewdog
06-11-2012, 07:26 PM
I would root for the Royals since my birth in 1985...........

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 07:27 PM
I would root for the Royals since my birth in 1985...........

n00b

Bwana
06-11-2012, 07:29 PM
Hang out in ankle deep water with Killer whales, in Mexico, wait, perhaps NOT!

****WARNING**** The dude gets chomped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWIqJ-SXZgU

mlyonsd
06-11-2012, 07:31 PM
Drumsticks kick Klondick's ass.

Bugeater
06-11-2012, 07:31 PM
I don't really understand that but I like you anyway scott free.
I think he just invited you to go camping with him.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 07:33 PM
Hang out in ankle deep water with Killer whales, in Mexico, wait, perhaps NOT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWIqJ-SXZgU

No thanks. I draw the line at fighting grizzley bears with only my bare hands and a toothbrush sharpened into a shank on the handle end.

Bwana
06-11-2012, 07:33 PM
No thanks. I draw the line at fighting grizzley bears with only my bare hands and a toothbrush sharpened into a shank on the handle end.

ROFL

Likewise

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 07:34 PM
I think he just invited you to go camping with him.

Well we live an hour apart and we're planning to get drunk one night but I might be reconsidering now.

listopencil
06-11-2012, 07:42 PM
I suggest a 6 pack...

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2373/klondikeheathbox.jpg


Damn.

listopencil
06-11-2012, 07:44 PM
http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/77/65/43166577/photos/Graphs/funny-graphs-klondike-bar.jpg
Do you have a soldering iron readily available? Will the spoiler tags peek your curiosity enough to tempt you? Is it snooki nude? Is it a Klondike bar? Decisions, decisions...


God damn you. I can't pass up a spoiler tag.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 07:45 PM
Drumsticks kick Klondick's ass.

You lose at this thread. Nothing personal.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 07:48 PM
Hang out in ankle deep water with Killer whales, in Mexico, wait, perhaps NOT!

****WARNING**** The dude gets chomped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWIqJ-SXZgU

Damn Bwana. I don't even want to stand on a beach now.

Bwana
06-11-2012, 07:53 PM
Damn Bwana. I don't even want to stand on a beach now.

I'm going to save that one and email it to all my friends, just before they head down to Mexico. :eek:

It's unreal the way something so big, can move right into shore. :shake:

lewdog
06-11-2012, 07:53 PM
Oh, I would also probably have sex with Jennifer Lopez.....while she feeds me a Klondike bar.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 07:55 PM
Oh, I would also probably have sex with Jennifer Lopez.....while she feeds me a Klondike bar.

I always respect the way you sacrifice lew.

lewdog
06-11-2012, 07:57 PM
I always respect the way you sacrifice lew.

Well if you have ever involved food and sex, shit can get messy and downright scary! I mean J. Lo could end up with a yeast infection if I get my wee-wee confused with the Klondike bar.

lewdog
06-11-2012, 07:58 PM
I'm going to save that one and email it to all my friends, just before they head down to Mexico. :eek:

It's unreal the way something so big, can move right into shore. :shake:

It is unreal that you think that video is real.

Not sure if you are serious......

Bwana
06-11-2012, 07:59 PM
It is unreal that you think that video is real.

Not sure if you are serious......

ROFL

Shhhhh. I'm fishing here.

lewdog
06-11-2012, 08:00 PM
ROFL

Shhhhh

I don't have a good read on you yet Bwana. Your english and grammar are far too good for you to be a mountain, Montana redneck. You throw me off. :hmmm:

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 08:01 PM
Well if you have ever involved food and sex, shit can get messy and downright scary! I mean J. Lo could end up with a yeast infection if I get my wee-wee confused with the Klondike bar.

chocolate syrup.. thats about it for me.

Bwana
06-11-2012, 08:03 PM
I don't have a good read on you yet Bwana. Your english and grammar are far too good for you to be a mountain, Montana redneck. You throw me off. :hmmm:

I'll give you a hint Lew, rarely am I serious. ;) Smartass yes, serious, not so much.

lewdog
06-11-2012, 08:05 PM
I'll give you a hint Lew, rarley am I serious. ;) Smartass yes, serious, not so much.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING!!! That Salmon Idaho thread was all a big joke!!!??? And here all these people were trying to help you.

Go ban yourself............to Browning, Montana!

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 08:06 PM
ROFL

Shhhhh. I'm fishing here.

Oh nice... so now I'm an idiot for believeing it.

:facepalm:

Bwana
06-11-2012, 08:06 PM
ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING!!! That Salmon Idaho thread was all a big joke!!!??? And here all these people were trying to help you.

Go ban yourself............to Browning, Montana!

Heh, no, that was 100% real. As far a Browning, damn, that's harsh!

Bwana
06-11-2012, 08:08 PM
Oh nice... so now I'm an idiot for believeing it.

:facepalm:

Meh, you and half the board dude. Just wait until my pals get ready to go down to Mexico. I will play it up, big time. Killer whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale!

lewdog
06-11-2012, 08:10 PM
Meh, you and half the board dude. Just wait until my pals get ready to go down to Mexico. I will play it up, big time. Killer whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale!

Make sure you check the weather forecast for their trip and say it happens when the conditions are whatever they are down in Mexico on their trip. That surely would scare them!

Bwana
06-11-2012, 08:13 PM
Make sure you check the weather forecast for their trip and say it happens when the conditions are whatever they are down in Mexico on their trip. That surely would scare them!

Oh not to worry, I'll play it up to the point that they will get nervous when they get within 25 feet of the beach. I'll tell the that there is a rare killer Whale in that part of Mexico, that can launch itself into the beach, grab people and roll back in the water with the victum. (Learned behavior) "No bullshit guys, GOOGLE IT!! :)

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 08:23 PM
Oh not to worry, I'll play it up to the point that they will get nervous when they get within 25 feet of the beach. I'll tell the that there is a rare killer Whale in that part of Mexico, that can launch itself into the beach, grab people and roll back in the water with the victum. (Learned behavior) "No bullshit guys, GOOGLE IT!! :)

Why do you hate your friends?

Bwana
06-11-2012, 08:25 PM
Why do you hate your friends?

I love my firends, just about as much as a great joke.

Lumpy
06-11-2012, 08:28 PM
You need to get out of the house more, Fever. While you're out, get me a Klondike Bar. :D

(Wow. It's kind of weird addressing you by "Fever".)

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 08:35 PM
You need to get out of the house more, Fever. While you're out, get me a Klondike Bar. :D

(Wow. It's kind of weird addressing you by "Fever".)

I get out and address the stupid public all day. This is my time.

You can still call me beer me or "favorite" dumplins.

:)

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 08:38 PM
Hey Bwana, in 2 years my kid graduates from high school and I plan on getting out of here. I don't know yet where I might go but my company now owns 8 radio stations in Great Falls Montana. That's an option. lew has given me some inside info but if I need a guide I'm looking you up.

lewdog
06-11-2012, 08:46 PM
Hey Bwana, in 2 years my kid graduates from high school and I plan on getting out of here. I don't know yet where I might go but my company now owns 8 radio stations in Great Falls Montana. That's an option. lew has given me some inside info but if I need a guide I'm looking you up.

I too want to hear Bwana's thoughts on G-Funk. Please share.

And by inside info from me do you mean basically living there? :D

Lumpy
06-11-2012, 08:50 PM
I get out and address the stupid public all day. This is my time.

You can still call me beer me or "favorite" dumplins.

:)

Okay, beer me or "favorite" dumplins. :D

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 08:50 PM
I too want to hear Bwana's thoughts on G-Funk. Please share.

And by inside info from me do you mean basically living there? :D

Well you told me about Great Falls and should I take the option of tranferring within my company to there then yes I would live there. Just an option at this point... but from what I gather those people could use a good Program Director lol.

scott free
06-11-2012, 08:50 PM
Well we live an hour apart and we're planning to get drunk one night but I might be reconsidering now.

Reconsidering is for quitters.

cabletech94
06-11-2012, 08:50 PM
kinda late to this thread and all, but i'd do nothing for a klondike bar.

they make you fat. or phat, if that's what the "kids" may say now a days.

my bad if a Q.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 08:51 PM
Okay, beer me or "favorite" dumplins. :D

I like it when you you call me dumplins.

Lumpy
06-11-2012, 08:53 PM
I like it when you you call me dumplins.

We need to get you a woman. :)

gblowfish
06-11-2012, 08:54 PM
I took a day off and me and wifey went to the zoo...I saw a polar bear!
http://i46.tinypic.com/2prs22t.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 08:55 PM
Reconsidering is for quitters.

LMAO I'm not reconsidering. Just wait till I have a weekend with some extra cash flow. This weekend is ALICE COOPER!

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 08:55 PM
We need to get you a woman. :)

It's funny that you say that today.

Lumpy
06-11-2012, 09:00 PM
It's funny that you say that today.

Oh, really? :hmmm:

Do tell! :D

rico
06-11-2012, 09:06 PM
My mom died a few months ago. Thanks for bringing that back up.



edit... no she didn't I can't even say that as a joke. I suck.

Hey dude, not related to this post, butabout your sig pic, I am going to see Alice Cooper this Sunday at our local festival thing (Steamboat Days). He put on a good show?

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 09:09 PM
Oh, really? :hmmm:

Do tell! :D

My ex gf... the red, freckly girl... the kind of girl I have a weakness for... made a play to get back together. I said no. She's insane and I'm leaving here in 2 years. I'm a confirmed bachelor at least that much longer.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 09:10 PM
Hey dude, not related to this post, butabout your sig pic, I am going to see Alice Cooper this Sunday at our local festival thing (Steamboat Days). He put on a good show?

Dude I'll be there we have to meet up!

rico
06-11-2012, 09:18 PM
Dude I'll be there we have to meet up!

Your gonna be at SBD?! Small world! Have you been there before? It's kind of an odd little shindig...almost every band or artist that performs there comments on the thousands of mayflies that are usually on stage with them. Hit me up dude, I'll definitely be raging around there somewhere.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 09:23 PM
Your gonna be at SBD?! Small world! Have you been there before? It's kind of an odd little shindig...almost every band or artist that performs there comments on the thousands of mayflies that are usually on stage with them. Hit me up dude, I'll definitely be raging around there somewhere.

Burlington is only about 2 hours north of me. Yes I've been there before but only to country shows. Taking my daughter (huge AC fan) and my rock star brother from KC is coming out for it. Maybe my youngest brother too. I'll hit you up via pm before the weekend. We need to have a drink and rock to some AC!

rico
06-11-2012, 09:32 PM
Burlington is only about 2 hours north of me. Yes I've been there before but only to country shows. Taking my daughter (huge AC fan) and my rock star brother from KC is coming out for it. Maybe my youngest brother too. I'll hit you up via pm before the weekend. We need to have a drink and rock to some AC!

Awesome, sounds cool man! Are you by chance from the Hannibal area or are you a bit North of Hannibal? Burlington is actually about 15 minutes South from my hometown....Burlington is where we have to go if we want to shop somewhere fancy that has a lot of selection....like Wal-Mart :). I don't know why, but I always thought you were either from Kansas or Montana for some reason.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 09:35 PM
Awesome, sounds cool man! Are you by chance from the Hannibal area or are you a bit North of Hannibal? Burlington is actually about 15 minutes South from my hometown....Burlington is where we have to go if we want to shop somewhere fancy that has a lot of selection....like Wal-Mart :). I don't know why, but I always thought you were either from Kansas or Montana for some reason.

I'm originally from Kansas. Quincy IL for the last 20 years. 17 miles north of Hannibal on the Illinois side.

Lumpy
06-11-2012, 09:35 PM
My ex gf... the red, freckly girl... the kind of girl I have a weakness for... made a play to get back together. I said no. She's insane and I'm leaving here in 2 years. I'm a confirmed bachelor at least that much longer.

Damn. I figured you scored a date w/ a sane chick that has a freezer full of Klondike Bars.

I am disappoint.

scott free
06-11-2012, 09:38 PM
If you get the chance, you'll love Great Falls Mt.

Some of the most beautiful country anywhere in the world, the mountains, the animals, the wild west heritage... theres a LOT to fall in love with up there, i certainly did as a kid.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 09:40 PM
Damn. I figured you scored a date w/ a sane chick that has a freezer full of Klondike Bars.

I am disappoint.

Sane chicks don't like me. I always attract the insane ones and I'm attracted to them. I so good being single it doesn't even matter anymore.

A chick with a feezer of Klondike bars and beer would be perfect though. Especially if she had red hair and some freckles. I'm not picky.

:D

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 09:41 PM
If you get the chance, you'll love Great Falls Mt.

Some of the most beautiful country anywhere in the world, the mountains, the animals, the wild west heritage... theres a LOT to fall in love with up there, i certainly did as a kid.

You and I have a lot in common it seems scott.

Bugeater
06-11-2012, 09:45 PM
You and I have a lot in common it seems scott.
Sounds like that camping trip just might happen.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 09:46 PM
Sounds like that camping trip just might happen.

Only if we can share a pup tent.

Lumpy
06-11-2012, 09:50 PM
Sane chicks don't like me. I always attract the insane ones and I'm attracted to them. I so good being single it doesn't even matter anymore.

A chick with a feezer of Klondike bars and beer would be perfect though. Especially if she had red hair and some freckles. I'm not picky.

:D

I like you as a friend and I'm not entirely insane, (yet). That should count for something. :)

Only if we can share a pup tent.

That's ghey.
NTTAWWT

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 09:57 PM
I like you as a friend and I'm not entirely insane, (yet). That should count for something. :)



That's ghey.
NTTAWWT

All the girls like me as a friend because I'm better getting along with girls than guys... and I'm not even gay or ugly lol. Well I don't think I'm ugly anyway haha. My best friends have always been girls. Guys tend to be stupid and even though I'm stupid on the internet I prefer real conversation in real life.

Oh plus I'm too big for some girls so they move on.....

:D

Lumpy
06-11-2012, 10:06 PM
All the girls like me as a friend because I'm better getting along with girls than guys... and I'm not even gay or ugly lol. Well I don't think I'm ugly anyway haha. My best friends have always been girls. Guys tend to be stupid and even though I'm stupid on the internet I prefer real conversation in real life.

Oh plus I'm too big for some girls so they move on.....

:D

:eek: Are referring to your weight or braggin' about the size of your junk?

ROFL if it's the latter.

Bwana
06-11-2012, 10:12 PM
Hey Bwana, in 2 years my kid graduates from high school and I plan on getting out of here. I don't know yet where I might go but my company now owns 8 radio stations in Great Falls Montana. That's an option. lew has given me some inside info but if I need a guide I'm looking you up.

Do it! A friend of mine from my radio days, is now the anchor for the CBS TV station up there as well.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 10:12 PM
:eek: Are referring to your weight or braggin' about the size of your junk?

ROFL if it's the latter.

My weight is down so I'll leave the rest up to you.

Be a dear and listen to the song I just posted in the RMV thread by Sara Evans so at least one person will see it... then tell me how sappy it is.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 10:13 PM
Do it! A friend of mine from my radio days, is now the anchor for the CBS TV station up there as well.

If I move that way I'm looking you up. I'm really attracted to the whole area.

Lumpy
06-11-2012, 10:16 PM
My weight is down so I'll leave the rest up to you.

Be a dear and listen to the song I just posted in the RMV thread by Sara Evans so at least one person will see it... then tell me how sappy it is.

In that case, TMI. LMAO

Sara Evans? Ah, crap. That must be a country singer, eh? Hold on a sec...

Bwana
06-11-2012, 10:17 PM
If you get the chance, you'll love Great Falls Mt.

Some of the most beautiful country anywhere in the world, the mountains, the animals, the wild west heritage... theres a LOT to fall in love with up there, i certainly did as a kid.

I'm up there at least once ever 2 weeks, dealing with Montana Refining and some oil pipelines. I have a lot of good friends up there at MT Refining. In fact, I'm taking a few of them up to Cooke City on an ATV trip in August, on my company, as a Thank You. I get to play fly fishing and ATV Sherpa adventure guide, as well as beer wench, for about 5 days. Tough job, but somone has to do it! :)

Bwana
06-11-2012, 10:18 PM
If I move that way I'm looking you up. I'm really attracted to the whole area.

No problem.

lewdog
06-11-2012, 10:19 PM
If I move that way I'm looking you up. I'm really attracted to the whole area.

Look up my parents too! They would gladly fill you in on anything you needed to know.

And anytime I came back to visit, we could hang out! I will bring the Klondike bars, you bring the beer!

rico
06-11-2012, 10:22 PM
I'm originally from Kansas. Quincy IL for the last 20 years. 17 miles north of Hannibal on the Illinois side.

Quincy, nice. I've been there many times... our biggest wrestling tournament of the year in high school was at Quincy.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 10:22 PM
Sara Evans? Ah, crap. That must be a country singer, eh? Hold on a sec...

Deal with it because you love me. There's good music everywhere.

Bwana
06-11-2012, 10:23 PM
Look up my parents too! They would gladly fill you in on anything you needed to know.

And anytime I came back to visit, we could hang out! I will bring the Klondike bars, you bring the beer!

Hell, I guess I'll bring the cigars, or steaks.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 10:24 PM
Look up my parents too! They would gladly fill you in on anything you needed to know.

And anytime I came back to visit, we could hang out! I will bring the Klondike bars, you bring the beer!

My top 3 choices right now are Montana, KC and the Baltimore/Washington area... have a real good buddy there who will hire me. We'll just see in 2 years.

lewdog
06-11-2012, 10:26 PM
Hell, I guess I'll bring the cigars, or steaks.

You bring the flies! You remember where my parents live right? Just a ordinary shot from the deck.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg251/lewdog_5/viewfromdeck.jpg

Bwana
06-11-2012, 10:28 PM
You bring the flies! You remember where my parents live right? Just a ordinary shot from the deck.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg251/lewdog_5/viewfromdeck.jpg

I do and that looks like a nice place to watch the water and drain a few beers.

lewdog
06-11-2012, 10:29 PM
I do and that looks like a nice place to watch the water and drain a few beers.

Sorry for sharing again....I do miss home a bit. :(

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 10:32 PM
Damn it feels good just to be me again rather than 3 me's. This is permanent now.

Bwana
06-11-2012, 10:33 PM
Sorry for sharing again....I do miss home a bit. :(

Not a problem Lew. I'll be up there Wed and Thu to supervise a 5 skid pump start up. If the refinery blows up, you'll know I was off my game. ;)

I also know where to find the best steaks in that town, along with the coldest micro beers.

Lumpy
06-11-2012, 10:35 PM
You bring the flies! You remember where my parents live right? Just a ordinary shot from the deck.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg251/lewdog_5/viewfromdeck.jpg

I would give up Klondike Bars, (and all ice cream), just to wake up every morning to that view.

Buehler445
06-11-2012, 10:37 PM
I heard that pork bellys futures are up today.
Pretty sure they stopped trading those on the futures market.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 10:37 PM
If I do make it to Montana you'll have to teach me how to be a real man there Bwana. I love to fish... not a hunter... and Kansas/Illinois isn't the same as Montana I know.

Bwana
06-11-2012, 10:40 PM
If I do make it to Montana you'll have to teach me how to be a real man there Bwana. I love to fish... not a hunter... and Kansas/Illinois isn't the same as Montana I know.

Yep, we'll have to get you up in the mountains, on a horse, or ATV and get you close to a grizzly, just to get your juice flowing. That should be a good start.


EDIT: Lew and I could run you up to Browning for a night on the town as well. That will either man you up, or kill you off.

lewdog
06-11-2012, 10:42 PM
I would give up Klondike Bars, (and all ice cream), just to wake up every morning to that view.
Grew up my entire life in that house until I went to college.

Parents will be selling in 5-10 years is my guess. I may have talked to Gonzo about this already! haha

lewdog
06-11-2012, 10:44 PM
If I do make it to Montana you'll have to teach me how to be a real man there Bwana. I love to fish... not a hunter... and Kansas/Illinois isn't the same as Montana I know.

I am not a hunter either. Dad from KC and mom from Detroit, neither ever went hunting. I did pick up the fishing habit though and ain't much better than that area for fishing.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 10:44 PM
Yep, we'll have to get you up in the mountains, on a horse, or ATV and get you close to a grizzly, just to get your juice flowing. That should be a good start.

I've been on a horse and an atv.... not particulary good at either but I love that lifestyle. I'll be a real n00b to that way of life but I embrace it.

Bwana
06-11-2012, 10:47 PM
I've been on a horse and an atv.... not particulary good at either but I love that lifestyle. I'll be a real n00b to that way of life but I embrace it.

It's what you make of it, no doubt. I you live in Montana and don't like the outdoors, you're kind of ****ed.

Hunting, fishing, and a few cold ones in Browning, with the boys. :) Adventure at it's finest.

Lumpy
06-11-2012, 10:53 PM
Grew up my entire life in that house until I went to college.

Parents will be selling in 5-10 years is my guess. I may have talked to Gonzo about this already! haha

PBJ

Edit: Wait... how many acres? I need room to board a few horses. :)

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-11-2012, 10:58 PM
It's what you make of it, no doubt. I you live in Montana and don't like the outdoors, you're kind of ****ed.

Hunting, fishing, and a few cold ones in Browning, with the boys. :) Adventure at it's finest.

I love the outdoors and the idea of just getting away from it all. Where I've lived getting away from it all is going home or hitting a cornfield with a 12 pack.

Pushead2
06-11-2012, 11:00 PM
I'd go 12 rounds with Jesus...

lewdog
06-12-2012, 06:58 PM
PBJ

Edit: Wait... how many acres? I need room to board a few horses. :)

About 2 Acres but no horses allowed in the sub-division of about 10 houses. River front access though!!!

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-12-2012, 07:15 PM
Ya know what I could use right now? Yep, a Klondike bar.

mlyonsd
06-12-2012, 07:17 PM
Ya know what I could use right now? Yep, a Klondike bar.I had a mini drumstick for dessert tonight.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-12-2012, 07:20 PM
I had a mini drumstick for dessert tonight.

LMAO

:shake:

Mr. Laz
06-12-2012, 07:33 PM
Ya know what I could use right now? Yep, a Klondike bar.

agreed ... got a pack of dark chocolate mint ones in the freezer.

*hops off to grab one*

lewdog
06-12-2012, 07:44 PM
Ya know what I could use right now? Yep, a Klondike bar.

It is beer time Johnny....have at it.

Don't you have a beer thread I should post this in?

mlyonsd
06-12-2012, 07:48 PM
I wonder what a broken up Klondike bar with Kahlua poured over the top in a Sundae glass would be like.

big nasty kcnut
06-12-2012, 07:56 PM
I would hit putin in the face then pee on him at red square then do maria sharpova on top of putin desk

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-12-2012, 07:57 PM
bragger

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-12-2012, 07:58 PM
It is beer time Johnny....have at it.

Don't you have a beer thread I should post this in?

No beer for me tonight. You can have mine.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-12-2012, 07:59 PM
I would hit putin in the face then pee on him at red square then do maria sharpova on top of putin desk

That could be the winner. You're getting Sharapova AND a Klondike bar.

Lumpy
06-12-2012, 09:01 PM
About 2 Acres but no horses allowed in the sub-division of about 10 houses. River front access though!!!

What kind of shit is that?! :mad:

lewdog
06-12-2012, 09:32 PM
What kind of shit is that?! :mad:

Find with me. You don't want horses on 2-acre plots. Horses smell like shit....oh and that fact that I don't like horses and all should be made into glue!

Lumpy
06-12-2012, 09:35 PM
Find with me. You don't want horses on 2-acre plots. Horses smell like shit....oh and that fact that I don't like horses and all should be made into glue!

:deevee:

ROFL

KC Tattoo
06-13-2012, 06:46 AM
http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq217/Hiwokakeru/achmed-1.png

Predarat
06-13-2012, 07:20 AM
Do not want.