***Brewers at Royals 6/12***

[kstater]

Greinke returns to the K.

[SPchief]

At the k for the first time this year. Let's go get a win

[stonedstooge]

The Weirdo on the mound for the Brewers tonight.

[stonedstooge]

Can we please score first tonight and not have to play from behind?

[GloryDayz]

Did he bring his Mommy?!

[Shogun]

SAY GOODNIGHT GREINKE

[stonedstooge]

w00t. Gordon leads off with a long one

[SPchief]

Welcome back back Zach

[GloryDayz]

Well there you go... Zach will need some time on him Mother's chest to get over THAT!

[Shogun]

Well there you go... Zach will need some time on him Mother's chest to get over THAT!

I hope we keep hitting him, because these jokes never get old

[stonedstooge]

Nice hustle there Belly

[stonedstooge]

God the left side of the infield is friggin awesome

[stonedstooge]

Second series in a row without Hudler. Life is good

[stonedstooge]

Mendoza dominating

[KCUnited]

That's 35 pitches through 3 for Mendoza.

[KCUnited]

Quintero dumbfounded by the first name Nyjer.

[GloryDayz]

Mother's-milk Zach still needs a smaller hat. Maybe he's compensating!!

[Shogun]

alex has such a killer arm

[stonedstooge]

alex has such a killer arm

It's a beautiful thing isn't it?

[Shogun]

Quintero dumbfounded by the first name Nyjer.

surprised he didnt stand behind him and pretend to throw a spear.

[GloryDayz]

Belly swings wildly...

[GloryDayz]

Belly looks at a great pitch!

[stonedstooge]

Royals better hope for a shutout tonight

[GloryDayz]

Ummmmmm, if they call those both ways, I'm OK with it. Now, Ump, show us it DOES go both ways!

[KCUnited]

Greinke with 7 strikeouts, Mendoza has him on pitch count.

[Canofbier]

Our pitching had better keep being fantastic this game, or we're going to lose our lead. Zach is being dominant, and I don't think he's giving us another run.

[Pablo]

That's 35 pitches through 3 for Mendoza.Mendoza's really laying it on the line tonight.

[sedated]

Anyone have an over/under on how long it will take for Dyson's BA to fall to .220?

[GloryDayz]

The women in the expensive seats are hot!! I'd do them!

[stonedstooge]

So does Braun get extra testing for PED's?

[KCUnited]

Zack at 80 pitches.

[stonedstooge]

9 more outs

[shakesthecat]

I just turned the game on TV........WTF is going on here?:clap:

[lewdog]

So does Braun get extra testing for PED's?

No, once you cause anyone to question baseball, Selig will make sure you receive protection so you don't taint him or the league. He probably doesn't get tested anymore.

We save the meaningless guys to take the hard fall.

[Canofbier]

What ever happened to Physioc and Hudler?

[sedated]

This game is ours. If Mendoza gives up a hit, we are going to the pen.

Yost wants this series as bad as Greinke does, I'd bet.

[DBoweShow]

This game is ours. If Mendoza gives up a hit, we are going to the pen.

Yost wants this series as bad as Greinke does, I'd bet.

Lets just hope that hit isn't a long ball.

[stonedstooge]

Now that was a nice baseball play

[Canofbier]

This game is ours. If Mendoza gives up a hit, we are going to the pen.

Yost wants this series as bad as Greinke does, I'd bet.

Since when does Yost make strong managing decisions? Besides, I think I'd give Mendoza a little more slack than a single hit. He's pitching well tonight, and his pitch count is still low.

[chiefqueen]

What ever happened to Physioc and Hudler?

Phiz does radio when Ryan is doing TV.

[stonedstooge]

Jesus Hosmer

[Canofbier]

Crap, that looked like a double off of Fenchy's bat. That right fielder of theirs is speedy.

[siberian khatru]

This team just reeks at RISP.

[kstater]

LMAO Go out in style.

[Canofbier]

Fuck.

[GloryDayz]

LOL!

[Shogun]

What a Royals way to break a no hitter.

[AndChiefs]

Clown show...

[stonedstooge]

Mooses' foot slips and a comedy of errors ensues

[GloryDayz]

Our time!

[GoHuge]

What a goat fuck.

[GloryDayz]

Why not throw to 3rd at least once?

[Shogun]

gotta give props to mendoza though

[GloryDayz]

gotta give props to mendoza though

True... Not on him!! I'm sure we won't reply!

[stonedstooge]

Mendoza yanked on a 1 hitter

[lewdog]

Well poopie...probably just lost this. Not Mendoza's fault though which is weird to say.

[Shogun]

Mendoza just bought himself another stint as a starter though

[sedated]

This game is ours. If Mendoza gives up a hit, we are going to the pen.

Yost wants this series as bad as Greinke does, I'd bet.

See, here I went and forgot we are the royals. That ranks up there with Harvey getting stuck behind the tarp.

[AndChiefs]

Nice game Mendoza. You deserved the W.

[GoHuge]

Man here we go......unravel time!! This pitiful RISP shit just kills this fucking team and it's gonna happen again tonight.

[sedated]

It's been a while since we've been on the "Not Top 10"

[Shogun]

DONT FUCK WITH ALEX

[kstater]

NICE

[stonedstooge]

w00t

[Canofbier]

FUCK YEAH GORDON!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Why do morons around the league continue to try to run on Gordon?

[AndChiefs]

You don't run on Gordon you idiots!

[GoHuge]

Fuck yeah Alex!!!!

When are these guys gonna learn he's an assassin with that right arm?

[Mizzou_8541]

Why do people continually run on Alex Gordon?

[Toadkiller]

Holy shit does he have an arm. I love watching people try to run on him and frenchy.

[stonedstooge]

Only way that play could have been better is if Braun would have taken out Quintero and forced the Royals to bring Perez back up

[Canofbier]

Pigfucker.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Mendoza yanked on a 1 hitter

Yeah, I'm having trouble understanding that.

[Shogun]

shoulda let alex glove it

[stonedstooge]

Dyson shows off his arm

[Shogun]

with that said, that was a pretty good throw

[GoHuge]

God damn it...........

[AndChiefs]

Lucky bastards.

[Canofbier]

Nice timing, Crow, you useless son of a bitch.

[AndChiefs]

Dyson's double clutch on that throw let him score.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

So the Brewers score on a walk, an advance on a flyout, and a bloop single. But the Royals can't score no matter how many baserunners they get. Awesome.

[Al Bundy]

Damn Eric Hosmer gonna cost us this game.. that clown already cost Mendoza the chance at the W. Hosmer's trade value is dropping every shitty game.

[AndChiefs]

Damn Eric Hosmer gonna cost us this game.. that clown already cost Mendoza the chance at the W. Hosmer's trade value is dropping every shitty game.

And your and idiot.

[Shogun]

that swing was pretty, too bad it had no power

[BigMeatballDave]

Damn Eric Hosmer gonna cost us this game.. that clown already cost Mendoza the chance at the W. Hosmer's trade value is dropping every shitty game.:spock:

[GoHuge]

Damn Eric Hosmer gonna cost us this game.. that clown already cost Mendoza the chance at the W. Hosmer's trade value is dropping every shitty game.It doesn't matter what thread you post in or what the topic is............you're a consistent fuckin moron.

[Al Bundy]

And your and idiot.

He is still our best chip to get some pitching.

[Shogun]

This message is hidden because Al Bundy is on your ignore list.

too bad can still see quotes

[Al Bundy]

It doesn't matter what thread you post in or what the topic is............you're a consistent ****in moron.

So you have been impressed with him this year?

[Canofbier]

He is still our best chip to get some pitching.

I suppose you'd rather we play Clint Robinson every day, with no solid backup plan?

[Al Bundy]

I suppose you'd rather we play Clint Robinson every day, with no solid backup plan?

Nope, Hosmer needs to get it going if this team has any chance of competing, ever.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Nope, Hosmer needs to get it going if this team has any chance of competing, ever.

But you just said you want to trade him.

[Canofbier]

But you just said you want to trade him.

After Hosmer lights it up on another team, our players will be super-motivated to succeed! It's so simple!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

After Hosmer lights it up on another team, our players will be super-motivated to succeed! It's so simple!

Ah yes... see I knew I was missing the obvious point. Thank you.

[GoHuge]

So you have been impressed with him this year?It's his first full season in the big leagues and even though he's started out slow this year he's on pace for 20 HR's and 80 RBI's and is now heating up. There's not a person in baseball that doesn't think he's going to be a multiple Gold Glove/All Star and he's the guy you want to trade for pitching in a season we're going nowhere? :spock:

God damn you're a fucking idiot.

[SAUTO]

Damn Eric Hosmer gonna cost us this game.. that clown already cost Mendoza the chance at the W. Hosmer's trade value is dropping every shitty game.

fuck you.


Fuck you.


Shut the fuck up.

Fuck you
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[Al Bundy]

But you just said you want to trade him.

If he starts to suck then we won't be able to get a top of the line and I mean ace starting pitcher.

[SAUTO]

Kill yourself Al bundy
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[Canofbier]

It's his first full season in the big leagues and even though he's started out slow this year he's on pace for 20 HR's and 80 RBI's and is now heating up. There's not a person in baseball that doesn't think he's going to be a multiple Gold Glove/All Star and he's the guy you want to trade for pitching in a season we're going nowhere? :spock:

God damn you're a ****ing idiot.

Buy high! Sell low!

[GoHuge]

**** you.


**** you.


Shut the **** up.

**** you
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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If he starts to suck then we won't be able to get a top of the line and I mean ace starting pitcher.

But you said he already sucks. But then you said he's our best chip to use to get pitching. But then you said we need him to have any chance to win... ever. So now he doesn't suck anymore? So now is when we need to move him for pitching even though we need him to be good to have any chance to win... ever?

[Al Bundy]

I love it.. you guys attack me when the real crap is on the field wearing Royal blue hats. Looks like we might be headed for another loss here boys. Damn

[Al Bundy]

But you said he already sucks. But then you said he's our best chip to use to get pitching. But then you said we need him to have any chance to win... ever. So now he doesn't suck anymore? So now is when we need to move him for pitching even though we need him to be good to have any chance to win... ever?

All I said was the he was going to cost us this game, by going limp with RISP and letting the ball get by him. He had a bad half hour there.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I love it.. you guys attack me when the real crap is on the field wearing Royal blue hats. Looks like we might be headed for another loss here boys. Damn

Oh buddy the real crap isn't confined to any field.

[Canofbier]

THROW THE BASTARD OUT! (whoever he is)

[SAUTO]

I love it.. you guys attack me when the real crap is on the field wearing Royal blue hats. Looks like we might be headed for another loss here boys. Damn
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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

All I said was the he was going to cost us this game, by going limp with RISP and letting the ball get by him. He had a bad half hour there.

That's not all you said actually.

You're just trolling aren't you.

[Al Bundy]

Oh buddy the real crap isn't confined to any field.

You're right it's also sitting down in Arkansas.

[SAUTO]

You're right it's also sitting down in Arkansas.

Where abouts in Arkansas do you live?
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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Gordon needs a multi homer night.

[KcMizzou]

Alex Gordon. :clap:

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Heck of a night for the Gordlesby.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

That'll do too if we get him in.

[GoHuge]

All right come on Billy!!!

[Canofbier]

I usually don't like this small ball crap, but if there's a good situational hitter on this team, it's Billy.

[Mizzou_8541]

Why do I get the feeling Alex will be stranded at third?

[Canofbier]

Why do I get the feeling Alex will be stranded at third?

Because you're familiar with Royals baseball.

[KcMizzou]

WOOT!!!

[Mizzou_8541]

Why do I get the feeling Alex will be stranded at third?

and idiot.

[GoHuge]

Fuck yeah Billy!!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

BILL

[Canofbier]

Eggs and bacon!

[PunkinDrublic]

There's nobody I'd rather have at the plate with a runner on third than Billy. Well done.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Hosmer is looking absolutely horrible in every at-bat tonight.

[Al Bundy]

Another infield fly.

[Mr. Laz]

no excuses ... gotta get this run home

[GoHuge]

Gotta feeling this is going to be a scary Broxton outing tonight.

[KcMizzou]

C'mon Broxton.

[Canofbier]

Over/under on how many base runners Broxton allows this inning?

I'd say 1.5.

[Great Expectations]

I wish we could have a drama free save, of course I'd settle for a save.

[lewdog]

Welp, the usual Broxton start.

[Mr. Laz]

Over/under on how many base runners Broxton allows this inning?

I'd say 1.5.
already 1

it's not looking good for ya


the real question is will he load the bases

[Canofbier]

already 1

it's not looking good for ya


the real question is will he load the bases

Yeah, I was being conservative. Wanted to say at least 2, haha.

[KcMizzou]

Damn, that was close.

[Great Expectations]

That was so close, why not keep the tag on?

[Canofbier]

That was so close, why not keep the tag on?

Because we can't have Broxton ending the game without someone on base, can we?

[GoHuge]

That was so close, why not keep the tag on?
Makes too much sense.

[GoHuge]

Just looked and Broxton has a 1.28 WHIP. Gotta be a typo.

[GloryDayz]

Great! Ugh!

[Great Expectations]

Getz saved the run, but Escobar might have thrown him out.

[KcMizzou]

This is hard to watch.

[Mizzou_8541]

JFC, Broxton. You are destroying your trade value.

[GoHuge]

Getz saved the run, but Escobar might have thrown him out.
He should have gotten the fuck out of the way so Escobar could make the play.

[Canofbier]

Getz saved the run.

Or, perhaps, Hosmer did. Made a difficult scoop on that throw. Looks like Escobar may have had a shot at it behind Getz, and he was moving in the right direction already. I certainly wouldn't blame Getz, though, it was as good a play as he realistically could have made.

[stonedstooge]

Not much movement on his fastball tonight

[KcMizzou]

Woooo 2 outs. Okay... finish this shit.

[Great Expectations]

Why is Quintero throwing to 1st with the tying run on 3rd?

[GloryDayz]

1 more!!!

[ChiTown]

Can't believe Quintero's snap throw to 1st didn't result in an out. Crazy......

[GoHuge]

Why is Quintero throwing to 1st with the tying run on 3rd?
Trying to pick the guy off to end the game............

[GloryDayz]

Broxton == Mr. Excitement (for all the wrong reasons!!)

[GloryDayz]

I approve!!!

[Shogun]

BROXTON DIDNT ALLOW A RUN! FUCK YOU GREINEKEKEKE

[KcMizzou]

Haha! I'll take it!

PBJ

[Mr. Laz]

Royals Win, Royals Win!!


PBJ

[stonedstooge]

Damn a win. Pitching wins again and the offense remains stagnant

[petegz28]

Is ee we put up yet another stellar performance offensively

[Canofbier]

Broxton is a hero again! What an inning! (lolol)

[Great Expectations]

I want to change my signature to Brox eating a cheese burger at 5 guys.

[KcMizzou]

Mendoza... well done, sir. Also a tip of the cap to Alex Gordon and Billy Butler.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Mendoza > Grienke

[Canofbier]

I wasn't expecting us to have a good offensive game anyway, what with Grienke pitching.

[Mr. Laz]

Getz just can't let the ball go ... can't take the chance

He has to stop the ball and keep the guy at third even if Escobar would of had the better angle.

[Shogun]

CyDoza

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Why is Quintero throwing to 1st with the tying run on 3rd?

Cause he's a fucking dumbass.

[KcMizzou]

Getz just can't let the ball go ... just can't take the chance

He has to stop the ball and keep the guy at third even if Escobar would of had the better angle.Yeah, I don't blame him for that. The ball's coming right at him. You can't expect him to know that Escobar is in perfect position behind him.

[stonedstooge]

Cause he's a ****ing dumbass.

Just about has to be a called play. Wonder if it came from the dugout?

[CaliforniaChief]

Classic Broxton.

Gets the job done. Gives us all Aortic Stenosis in the process.

And yet for all of that anxiety, sterling stats and another save.

[Canofbier]

I got a little bit excited when they showed footage of Perez and Meyers tearing it up in the minors before the game. Can't wait till they're on the major league team.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Serious question. Have Dyson or Quintero been on base this month?

[cabletech94]

Cause he's a ****ing dumbass.

and generally fat. and can't hit. he's just playing like he won't be next year.:grr:

[Discuss Thrower]

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[lewdog]

Broxton has been well worth the signing this off-season, even with the allowed base runners, he buckles down when he has to most of the time.

[Shogun]

Broxton has been well worth the signing this off-season, even with the allowed base runners, he buckles down when he has to most of the time.

15 out of 17 times, hes good, everytime.

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/9869/_9869.jpg?iact=hc&vpx=192&vpy=149&dur=307&hovh=192&hovw=192&tx=157&ty=105&sig=105024358334246898706&ei=igDYT5HrLuK02gW9iLS2DA&page=1&tbnh=135&tbnw=140&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:75

[PunkinDrublic]

Really wanted to see Mendoza get the no hitter but a great perfomance nontheless. Guttiest performance since he replaced Duffy on short notice. I'm a fan.

[Great Expectations]

Broxton has been well worth the signing this off-season, even with the allowed base runners, he buckles down when he has to most of the time.

I love all the saves; but man he makes me nervous each time out.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

15 out of 17 times, hes good, everytime.

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/9869/_9869.jpg?iact=hc&vpx=192&vpy=149&dur=307&hovh=192&hovw=192&tx=157&ty=105&sig=105024358334246898706&ei=igDYT5HrLuK02gW9iLS2DA&page=1&tbnh=135&tbnw=140&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:75

LOL

[Mama Hip Rockets]

and generally fat. and can't hit. he's just playing like he won't be next week, hopefully.

fixed your post

[Ceej]

Keep working on that trade value Brox.

Not a pretty win.

Stagnant offense, some sloppy fielding, etc.

But to get off the schnide against a former pitcher on a timely, clutch base hit late.

I will take it.

Cheers!

[Shogun]

you guys all know we wont trade broxton

were the royals, i know trading our guys has been the flavor of our seasons, but now that we want them to they wont.

[CaliforniaChief]

I'll gladly take Greinke back, though.

[Demonpenz]

great win. Keep it going!

[Shogun]

@Royals

#Royals manager Ned Yost announces LHP Jonathan Sanchez will make start tomorrow vs. Milwaukee.

[Ceej]

you guys all know we wont trade broxton

were the royals, i know trading our guys has been the flavor of our seasons, but now that we want them to they wont.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!

[Shogun]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!

OUR TIME

[Shogun]

OUR TIME

I'd like to just say that I've been using this in day to day situations to deal with stuff i dont know how to deal with or stuff i dont want to deal with.

at work

"hey can you help me? "

"OUR TIME" *walks away, nobody knows what to do


at home

"trash is full can you take it out?"

"OUR TIME"

[Ceej]

I'd like to just say that I've been using this in day to day situations to deal with stuff i dont know how to deal with or stuff i dont want to deal with.

at work

"hey can you help me? "

"OUR TIME" *walks away, nobody knows what to do


at home

"trash is full can you take it out?"

"OUR TIME"


Does it also work before potential suicide attempts?

[tomahawk kid]

Really enjoyed the fairy boat jump celebration by the outfielders. You're 9 games under .500 a-holes.

[Shogun]

Does it also work before potential suicide attempts?

Really enjoyed the fairy boat jump celebration by the outfielders. You're 9 games under .500 a-holes.

Our Time. ™

[Demonpenz]

Really enjoyed the fairy boat jump celebration by the outfielders. You're 9 games under .500 a-holes.

take away that 12 game slide though...

[Al Bundy]

I really can't believe we won. I'm not going to kill our offense because we were going against a Cy Young contender.. but our offense is complete shit.

[Ceej]

Our Time. ™

The appropriate response was,

"I will let you know after Sanchez's start tomorrow night."

LMAO

[Mama Hip Rockets]

@Royals

#Royals manager Ned Yost announces LHP Jonathan Sanchez will make start tomorrow vs. Milwaukee.

Over/under on innings he will pitch? I'm going with 3 1/3.

[stonedstooge]

37-54 at the All Star break last year. I sure hope we don't match that this year

[tomahawk kid]

@Royals

#Royals manager Ned Yost announces LHP Jonathan Sanchez will make start tomorrow vs. Milwaukee.

Good God. This team is a circle of **** on the planet ***** camel ****.

[SPchief]

Just got home. Crowd was electric for most of the night, even when the PA system wasn't working. Nobody around me was talking about the no hitter. Then when Mendoza was warming up for the 7th, one of the drunk guys behind us noticed it and said oh Merdinza(that's what he actually said) hasn't given up a hit yet. After Ned pulled Mendoza same drunk guys were trying to figure out why. I really just wanted to turn around and tell them because Mendoza has been struggiling trying to get strikes and it was still a 1 run game. But I just ignored them. Fun game to be at, great pitching all around and even though UFC won't admit it, there was clutch hitting in the 8th.

[Ceej]

Has anyone seen Sasquatch Gang?

Greinke sounds exactly like the blonde male character in that movie.

"No Spunky that's my corndog."

[SPchief]

Oh, and seeing Broxton for the first time, he's a very large man.

[lewdog]

Really enjoyed the fairy boat jump celebration by the outfielders. You're 9 games under .500 a-holes.

Yea that seemed pretty retarded but I guess you gotta be excited to play for something everyday.

[Brianfo]

15 out of 17 times, hes good, everytime.

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/9869/_9869.jpg?iact=hc&vpx=192&vpy=149&dur=307&hovh=192&hovw=192&tx=157&ty=105&sig=105024358334246898706&ei=igDYT5HrLuK02gW9iLS2DA&page=1&tbnh=135&tbnw=140&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:75

Outstanding. LMAO

[Deberg_1990]

HOw in the hell can this team beat Grienke but still be 9 games under .500? This is exactly why this team is hard to root for. Now watch, they will out and lose 6 in a row.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

HOw in the hell can this team beat Grienke but still be 9 games under .500? This is exactly why this team is hard to root for. Now watch, they will out and lose 6 in a row.

Our M O seems to often be to beat the best and crap ourselves against the worst.