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Buck
06-14-2012, 10:26 PM
I'm thinking about moving to this full time since my chin hair pretty much looks like shit.

I don't really notice many people with just a mustache, do you ever wear it like that?

tredadda
06-14-2012, 10:28 PM
No way. Very few people can successfully pull off a 'stache. Most end up looking like a porn star or pedophile.

BigMeatballDave
06-14-2012, 10:28 PM
I did for a few days last week.

My son pointed and laughed.

Bump
06-14-2012, 10:28 PM
ROFL

Bane
06-14-2012, 10:29 PM
No

kcpasco
06-14-2012, 10:29 PM
If you want to look like a 70's porn star or highway patrolman go for it.

tredadda
06-14-2012, 10:30 PM
If you want to look like a 70's porn star or highway patrolman go for it.

Or cop in an 80's cop show.

Ceej
06-14-2012, 10:31 PM
No way. Very few people can successfully pull off a 'stache. Most end up looking like a porn star or pedophile.

I was going to respond the same way.

But, Buck you could rock the handlebar stache. Be the first Hispanic Hogan, brother.

pr_capone
06-14-2012, 10:32 PM
I tried... it lasted all of 2 weeks before I was shamed into shaving it off.

Buck
06-14-2012, 10:32 PM
See I had a feeling that nobody was a fan of the mustache.

Demonpenz
06-14-2012, 10:33 PM
I think Glen does a good job on Mad Men.

kcpasco
06-14-2012, 10:34 PM
Tom Selleck can wear the stache with style

Buck
06-14-2012, 10:34 PM
No way. Very few people can successfully pull off a 'stache. Most end up looking like a porn star or pedophile.

I don't really see anything resembling a pedophile here.

http://i.imgur.com/1Tg6F.jpg

Pitt Gorilla
06-14-2012, 10:34 PM
No way. Very few people can successfully pull off a 'stache. Most end up looking like a porn star or pedophile.Even fewer can pull off a goatee. Just grow a beard.

Count Zarth
06-14-2012, 10:35 PM
HOLY SHIT YOU STUD

Ceej
06-14-2012, 10:39 PM
I don't really see anything resembling a pedophile here.

http://i.imgur.com/1Tg6F.jpg

Yeah, it looks much worse than any creepy pedophile mustache out there.

KCrockaholic
06-14-2012, 10:41 PM
You'll just look more hispanic.













Not a racist post.

Pushead2
06-14-2012, 10:41 PM
I don't really see anything resembling a pedophile here.

http://i.imgur.com/1Tg6F.jpg

you can definitely get away with the stache look.

Buck
06-14-2012, 10:41 PM
This is for real though. I'll take your comments off the air.

Thanks.

http://i.imgur.com/upkIP.jpg

Count Zarth
06-14-2012, 10:41 PM
How was your 40th birthday?

Ceej
06-14-2012, 10:42 PM
You've got a horizontal landing strip above your upper lip, sir.

Count Zarth
06-14-2012, 10:43 PM
This is for real though. I'll take your comments off the air.

Thanks.

http://i.imgur.com/upkIP.jpg

Oh my god. You beautiful man.

Beefcake! BEEFCAAAAAAAAKE!

pr_capone
06-14-2012, 10:44 PM
How was your 40th birthday?

ROFL

Count Zarth
06-14-2012, 10:45 PM
Strike a pose from the side, Bucky.

Demonpenz
06-14-2012, 10:45 PM
You look like a guy who is going to give me great deal on used 02 Mercury Sable

Buck
06-14-2012, 10:46 PM
I just turned off my comp. Sorry Brah.

Ceej
06-14-2012, 10:47 PM
A/S/L???????

Demonpenz
06-14-2012, 10:49 PM
ok in city slickers there was Danial stern, billy crystal and buck.

Count Zarth
06-14-2012, 10:52 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/ojr12c.jpg

Buck
06-14-2012, 10:53 PM
This thread delivered. Thanks.

Demonpenz
06-14-2012, 10:54 PM
Beer looter Vietnam guy getting shot in the head Woodstock,

Guru
06-14-2012, 11:04 PM
nothing wrong with the stache at all.

chefsos
06-14-2012, 11:06 PM
What the hell, I'll raise my hand. I shave the chin from time to time, leaving just the 'stache. No goddamn soul patch, either. That's how it is right now as a matter of fact.

tredadda
06-14-2012, 11:14 PM
This is for real though. I'll take your comments off the air.

Thanks.

http://i.imgur.com/upkIP.jpg

That actually looks pretty good. That is why I say most can't pull off a 'stache. Some can and that picture proves my point.

morphius
06-14-2012, 11:24 PM
I tried going the other way with it, but didn't like it at all.

Buck
06-14-2012, 11:27 PM
What the hell, I'll raise my hand. I shave the chin from time to time, leaving just the 'stache. No goddamn soul patch, either. That's how it is right now as a matter of fact.

If i shave my soul patch, I turn into insta-Mexican.

Simply Red
06-14-2012, 11:45 PM
jazztee AKA: soul-patch, bro.

Simply Red
06-14-2012, 11:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/zjiIV.jpg (http://imgur.com/zjiIV)

Count Zarth
06-14-2012, 11:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/zjiIV.jpg (http://imgur.com/zjiIV)

Reality hits you hard, bro

chasedude
06-14-2012, 11:53 PM
Look at it this way. If you don't have the mustache you couldn't wear a shirt like this...

http://rlv.zcache.com/free_mustache_rides_t_shirt_tshirt-p235875097558936961bv71d_400.jpg

Aries Walker
06-15-2012, 12:13 AM
Absolutely. I've been wearing the solo mustache - somewhere between the standard Selleck Chevron and the Triple H horseshoe, depending on mood - for decades now. I love it.

It was especially gratifying when I was in London. After a solid week, I saw not one other person with it - the few that had facial hair at all had the Van Dyke, which I think is tremendously overused these days.

Brock
06-15-2012, 12:27 AM
walrus stache 24/7

Fairplay
06-15-2012, 12:35 AM
Didn't i see this guy on a Chris Hanson with NBC bust?

http://i.imgur.com/1Tg6F.jpg

:spock:

dmahurin
06-15-2012, 12:46 AM
I don't really see anything resembling a pedophile here.

http://i.imgur.com/1Tg6F.jpg

http://a0.img.mobypicture.com/703cd0ed7f3a82bbb54f4b7345e2814c_view.jpg

Is buck Anthony Cumia?

Deberg_1990
06-15-2012, 12:47 AM
I'm thinking about moving to this full time since my chin hair pretty much looks like shit.

I don't really notice many people with just a mustache, do you ever wear it like that?

Man, even my grandpa thanks the stach is old fashioned.

Paperboy405
06-15-2012, 12:53 AM
I have rocked a stache for a few occasions. Superbowl and a freinds mustache theme party. My wife liked it until my freinds pointed out my resemblence to gomez adams. Now she will not allow it.

Paperboy405
06-15-2012, 12:58 AM
I would post the pic, but being a noob doesn't not allow me too.

listopencil
06-15-2012, 12:58 AM
Submitted as a rough guideline:


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I1aQULf9D1o/TUJKZ5AoUVI/AAAAAAAAAN8/4RlYeg51M7w/s1600/beardtypes1.jpg

morphius
06-15-2012, 06:19 AM
every time I see Bucks picture, all I see is this guy:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dvfscNHooHU/Tm4JrK4I06I/AAAAAAAAA0I/ddROkMstabU/s1600/Scream%2B4%2BDavid%2BArquette.jpg

BoneKrusher
06-15-2012, 06:43 AM
http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imagecache/big_node_view/files/freddie-mercury.jpg

bevischief
06-15-2012, 07:30 AM
What are you a pedo bear?

OmahaChief
06-15-2012, 07:34 AM
By definition a Goatee has no mustache at all. It is strictly chin hair. The style that you are referring to is a Van Dyke. Goatee has to be one of the most misused terms in the English language.

JD10367
06-15-2012, 07:40 AM
No way. Very few people can successfully pull off a 'stache. Most end up looking like a porn star or pedophile.

That's not true.

I happen to look like a Mexican porn-star pedophile.

BigMeatballDave
06-15-2012, 07:48 AM
By definition a Goatee has no mustache at all. It is strictly chin hair. The style that you are referring to is a Van Dyke. Goatee has to be one of the most misused terms in the English language.

Pretty much.

I wouldn't say its misused. The style became popular 20 yrs ago and no title was given to it so people just used Goatee.

HemiEd
06-15-2012, 09:01 AM
See I had a feeling that nobody was a fan of the mustache.

This is kind of funny to me, and I haven't even paid attention to facial hair in 20 years.

I had a moustache for years and years, in fact my youngest daughter was about 15 before I shaved it.

She didn't know what to think when she saw me without it. I always had a "baby face" so the stache helped with that at the time.

loochy
06-15-2012, 09:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/1Tg6F.jpg

http://phoenix.fanster.com/files/2010/03/kip.jpg

Aries Walker
06-15-2012, 09:30 AM
Pretty much.

I wouldn't say its misused. The style became popular 20 yrs ago and no title was given to it so people just used Goatee.
It's had a name since the 17th century. People have just been using the wrong one, for whatever reason.

stevieray
06-15-2012, 09:35 AM
walrus stache 24/7
....you talking a wilfred brimley/david crosby 'stache?

BigMeatballDave
06-15-2012, 10:04 AM
It's had a name since the 17th century. People have just been using the wrong one, for whatever reason.

No. The Vandyke is not the same. Look at pictures of the Vandyke. The beard and mustache connecting at the sides of the mouth is not a true Vandyke.

Aries Walker
06-15-2012, 10:13 AM
Well, Van Dyck didn't have them connect, but I was always under the impression that some do, some don't, but they're all called Van Dykes.

But there's no regulatory standard, so who knows.

KC Tattoo
06-15-2012, 10:40 AM
You'll just look more hispanic.













Not a racist post.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h143/Kangonia/MySpace%20Pics/Cheech.jpg

morphius
06-15-2012, 10:47 AM
It's had a name since the 17th century. People have just been using the wrong one, for whatever reason.
Because, when you say Van Dyke, people think of Dick, and nobody wants to say they have a dick on their face.

Predarat
06-15-2012, 12:30 PM
No but Ron Swanson does, so it might be good to try.

http://thingsthataretotallyawesome.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/greatness.jpg

CanadianChief
06-15-2012, 12:55 PM
They're only cool if you wear a t-shirt that says "free mustache rides"

CanadianChief
06-15-2012, 12:59 PM
Look at it this way. If you don't have the mustache you couldn't wear a shirt like this...

http://rlv.zcache.com/free_mustache_rides_t_shirt_tshirt-p235875097558936961bv71d_400.jpg

I see this road has been travelled already. My mistake.

BigChiefTablet
06-15-2012, 02:07 PM
Plenty of cops, pedophiles and 70's pornstars sport the 'stache.

ChiefButthurt
06-15-2012, 02:47 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/ojr12c.jpg

That's strange...I thought you were a fat guy.

Hydrae
06-15-2012, 02:54 PM
I have pretty much had facial hair for the last 35 years, since I could grow it out. I prefer a full beard but worked in restaurants for many years and had to settle for a mustache. Wife talked me into a goat (all right, Van Dyke) a couple years ago and have stuck with that ever since.

Can you tell I hate shaving? :)

Count Zarth
06-15-2012, 02:58 PM
That's strange...I thought you were a fat guy.

No one in San Diego is fat. Buck is a slim sexy CK model. California, bro.

Buck
06-15-2012, 04:10 PM
That's strange...I thought you were a fat guy.

I'm fat as fuck!

My weight is in my sig.