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ChiefsandO'sfan
06-15-2012, 12:52 PM
@abc7: #BREAKINGNEWS ABC7 has learned Lindsay Lohan was taken to hospital after being found unconscious at Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey

L.A. Chieffan
06-15-2012, 12:53 PM
I beat you

HoneyBadger
06-15-2012, 12:54 PM
Damn you. I was just posting this.

alpha_omega
06-15-2012, 12:56 PM
pics?
jk...no thanks.

gblowfish
06-15-2012, 12:57 PM
Was she nekkid?

ChiefsandO'sfan
06-15-2012, 12:59 PM
Paramedics rushed to Lindsay Lohan early today after she was found non-responsive at a hotel by the ocean in L.A.

Sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay had been shooting almost non-stop -- without sleep -- for 2 days and was staying at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Marina del Rey to get some sleep. She has been shooting parts of her movie near the hotel.

We're told someone became alarmed because they could not wake her up and the person called 911.

Paramedics responded, and determined nothing was wrong with Lindsay. They left without transporting her to the hospital.

Lindsay is back on set shooting her Lifetime movie, "Liz and Dick."

As far as we know, Lindsay did not go to the hospital herself.

DMAC
06-15-2012, 01:00 PM
Was her face still on?

Brock
06-15-2012, 01:02 PM
Lindsay had been shooting almost non-stop

Yeah, shooting.

gblowfish
06-15-2012, 01:06 PM
It's a shame she's wrecked herself. Man, in her prime she was smokin...
This makes me all warm and tingly....

http://i49.tinypic.com/2jz9md.jpg

Detoxing
06-15-2012, 01:10 PM
I'd still hit it.

I thin i saw a movie recently where she showed some tit.....oh that's right, Machete.

CrazyPhuD
06-15-2012, 01:14 PM
Paramedics responded, and determined nothing was wrong with Lindsay. They left without transporting her to the hospital.


Did they make sure to take her vaginal temperature just to be sure she was ok? That is SOP right?

durtyrute
06-15-2012, 01:24 PM
It's a shame she's wrecked herself. Man, in her prime she was smokin...
This makes me all warm and tingly....

http://i49.tinypic.com/2jz9md.jpg

Isn't her "prime" 17?

Bearcat
06-15-2012, 01:27 PM
Lindsay Lohan has overslept!

Panic!

#downsidestosocialmediaandshitliketmz

suds79
06-15-2012, 01:40 PM
Isn't her "prime" 17?

Ehh don't know when it started but she was solid well into her early 20s.

Shame it went south so quick. Don't do drugs kiddos.

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Lindsay-lindsay-lohan-1235096_1024_768.jpg

Rain Man
06-15-2012, 01:45 PM
Lindsay Lohan was taken to hospital after being found unconscious

How could they tell?

unothadeal
06-15-2012, 02:01 PM
How could they tell?

You put your finger up her nose and if she doesn't say "Hey, get your finger out of my nose," then she's unconscious.

SNR
06-15-2012, 02:07 PM
You put your finger up her butt and if she doesn't say "Hey, get your finger out of my butt," then she's unconscious.FYP

thabear04
06-15-2012, 02:09 PM
I'll still deny that coke head at the club again. FTP!!!!!

saphojunkie
06-15-2012, 02:10 PM
You put your finger up her butt and if she doesn't say "Hey, get your finger out of my butt," then results are indeterminate. Try again with fist.

FYP

FYP

whoman69
06-15-2012, 02:21 PM
This is news?

Donger
06-15-2012, 02:33 PM
FYP

I think her response would be, "Is that it?" or "More."

mikey23545
06-15-2012, 02:38 PM
I would hope that anyone who's ever heard of her would never stick their finger up that butt.

Mr. Laz
06-15-2012, 02:38 PM
i imagine the report "lohan found dead ... " will be coming before it should

mikey23545
06-15-2012, 02:39 PM
I would hope that anyone who's ever heard of her would never stick their finger up that butt.

Well, maybe if you double-gloved it.

Cave Johnson
06-15-2012, 02:40 PM
i imagine the report "lohan found dead ... " will be coming before it should

Fingers crossed!

gblowfish
06-15-2012, 02:45 PM
She wants to come first, apparently.
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scho63
09-13-2013, 06:48 PM
Her Mom is so special and no wonder her daughter is a complete f**kup! :doh!:

Since Lindsay Lohan hasn’t f**ked up in a while, one of the Lohans needs to keep up the family’s pristine reputation as responsible citizens of society and that Lohan was White Oprah of course!

CBS New York says that the matriarch of the Wild and Wonderful Lohans was arrested on Long Island at around 11 last night after getting caught speeding on the Northern State Parkway while in her usual state: plastered into another dimension. The police say White Oprah’s white BMW was going 77mph in a 55mph zone. When the police pulled her over, they immediately smelled White Oprah’s natural scent of vodka, bad decisions, f**kery, burnt weave glue, wet cigarette butts and sweaty balls.

White Oprah put her mouth on a Breathalyzer and it read: YUP, SHE’S A LOHAN AND NOW I NEED ANTIBIOTICS! White Oprah blew a .20, over twice the legal limit. Because White Oprah is a sue-happy grifter who is always thinking ahead, she screamed that the police injured her while arresting her ass. An ambulance showed up and after they examined her, they determined that yes, everything about her is broke down, but they didn’t find any injuries. White Oprah knew the jig was up, took it all back and said she was never injured.

The cops gave her tickets for the DUI and speeding. She’ll have to show her face in court on September 24th. After she was booked and her mug shot of beauty was taken, she released to a sober party. Yeah, I think the real news here is that White Oprah actually knows someone who’s sober.

http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/whiteoprahbustedui.jpg

Planetman
09-13-2013, 06:58 PM
Breaking news: Lohan fell asleep.

JFC ...

Mr_Tomahawk
09-13-2013, 07:00 PM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/09/13/0913-lindsay-lohan-splash-article-3.jpg

stonedstooge
09-13-2013, 07:06 PM
Her Mom is so special and no wonder her daughter is a complete f**kup! :doh!:

Since Lindsay Lohan hasn’t f**ked up in a while, one of the Lohans needs to keep up the family’s pristine reputation as responsible citizens of society and that Lohan was White Oprah of course!

CBS New York says that the matriarch of the Wild and Wonderful Lohans was arrested on Long Island at around 11 last night after getting caught speeding on the Northern State Parkway while in her usual state: plastered into another dimension. The police say White Oprah’s white BMW was going 77mph in a 55mph zone. When the police pulled her over, they immediately smelled White Oprah’s natural scent of vodka, bad decisions, f**kery, burnt weave glue, wet cigarette butts and sweaty balls.

White Oprah put her mouth on a Breathalyzer and it read: YUP, SHE’S A LOHAN AND NOW I NEED ANTIBIOTICS! White Oprah blew a .20, over twice the legal limit. Because White Oprah is a sue-happy grifter who is always thinking ahead, she screamed that the police injured her while arresting her ass. An ambulance showed up and after they examined her, they determined that yes, everything about her is broke down, but they didn’t find any injuries. White Oprah knew the jig was up, took it all back and said she was never injured.

The cops gave her tickets for the DUI and speeding. She’ll have to show her face in court on September 24th. After she was booked and her mug shot of beauty was taken, she released to a sober party. Yeah, I think the real news here is that White Oprah actually knows someone who’s sober.

http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/whiteoprahbustedui.jpg

I'd hit it

vailpass
09-13-2013, 07:12 PM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/09/13/0913-lindsay-lohan-splash-article-3.jpg

I'm down with a mother/daughter combo...

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-13-2013, 08:10 PM
VonLohan!!!!!

vailpass
09-13-2013, 08:11 PM
VonLohan!!!!!

:D But with side boob.

MagicHef
09-13-2013, 08:17 PM
VonLohan!!!!!

Every time you post this, it makes me think of Lindsey Vonn.

Which, in turn, makes me pretty happy.

GloryDayz
09-13-2013, 08:20 PM
Her Mom is so special and no wonder her daughter is a complete f**kup! :doh!:

Since Lindsay Lohan hasn’t f**ked up in a while, one of the Lohans needs to keep up the family’s pristine reputation as responsible citizens of society and that Lohan was White Oprah of course!

CBS New York says that the matriarch of the Wild and Wonderful Lohans was arrested on Long Island at around 11 last night after getting caught speeding on the Northern State Parkway while in her usual state: plastered into another dimension. The police say White Oprah’s white BMW was going 77mph in a 55mph zone. When the police pulled her over, they immediately smelled White Oprah’s natural scent of vodka, bad decisions, f**kery, burnt weave glue, wet cigarette butts and sweaty balls.

White Oprah put her mouth on a Breathalyzer and it read: YUP, SHE’S A LOHAN AND NOW I NEED ANTIBIOTICS! White Oprah blew a .20, over twice the legal limit. Because White Oprah is a sue-happy grifter who is always thinking ahead, she screamed that the police injured her while arresting her ass. An ambulance showed up and after they examined her, they determined that yes, everything about her is broke down, but they didn’t find any injuries. White Oprah knew the jig was up, took it all back and said she was never injured.

The cops gave her tickets for the DUI and speeding. She’ll have to show her face in court on September 24th. After she was booked and her mug shot of beauty was taken, she released to a sober party. Yeah, I think the real news here is that White Oprah actually knows someone who’s sober.

http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/whiteoprahbustedui.jpg

I'd hit it (after StonedStooge hit it)...

GloryDayz
09-13-2013, 08:21 PM
I'm down with a mother/daughter combo...

Yes.. If there's a line, I won't cut in front of StonedStooge or you, I'm patient...

vailpass
09-13-2013, 08:24 PM
Yes.. If there's a line, I won't cut in front of StonedStooge or you, I'm patient...

Fair enough. I won't leave a mess, I'll be double wrapped.

CoMoChief
09-13-2013, 08:26 PM
she looked good in that crap movie where she plays a stripper.

teedubya
09-13-2013, 08:45 PM
Damn, I looked at Lindsay's mom... and was like, Damn Lindsay is aging quick. Holy shit.

Then I realized it was her mom. Then I was like... For an old chick, I'd probably hit that.

BWillie
09-13-2013, 09:05 PM
In before her death

Sorter
09-13-2013, 09:11 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/53afa98cb4b0c8bf897fe0a8ab759e8e/tumblr_moxpv1BZOS1qcdx7wo1_500.gifhttp://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/09/13/0913-lindsay-lohan-splash-article-3.jpg

a pp roach
09-13-2013, 09:13 PM
ok, she's still a hooker.

just checking.

Saccopoo
09-14-2013, 12:22 AM
Every time you post this, it makes me think of Lindsey Vonn.

Which, in turn, makes me pretty happy.

Until you remember that she's banging that scumbag Tiger, who's had his dick in every cheap piece of ass in SoCal, from stippers to porno skanks to Denny's waitresses to Lindsey Vonn.

I mean, I know the guy is loaded, but shit girl...you're hot and I would assume do okay on your own. You really have to denigrate yourself like that?

I used to think she was hot as hell, but everytime I see her now it's "skank."

vailpass
09-14-2013, 12:24 AM
Until you remember that she's banging that scumbag Tiger, who's had his dick in every cheap piece of ass in SoCal, from stippers to porno skanks to Denny's waitresses to Lindsey Vonn.

I mean, I know the guy is loaded, but shit girl...you're hot and I would assume do okay on your own. You really have to denigrate yourself like that?

I used to think she was hot as hell, but everytime I see her now it's "skank."

Don't hate the player.....

Bump
09-14-2013, 12:29 AM
Chiefsplanet

the new TMZ

mikey23545
09-14-2013, 12:31 AM
I don't know what it is about those side-boob shots, but they drive me crazy...

GoHuge
09-14-2013, 01:08 AM
I don't know what it is about those side-boob shots, but they drive me crazy...

Yeah nothing better than a side shot of boobs gone wrong to raise the flag to half staff. Need a crane for the rest. Bitch is fuckin filthy....

vailpass
09-14-2013, 01:10 AM
Yeah nothing better than a side shot of boobs gone wrong to raise the flag to half staff. Need a crane for the rest. Bitch is ****in filthy....

Yeah you'd think she could afford better. But what's wrong with filthy? Hell I'm sitting with it right now.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-14-2013, 05:50 AM
Yeah you'd think she could afford better. But what's wrong with filthy? Hell I'm sitting with it right now.

Nice. Sometimes you just gotta. That's what they are there for.

GloryDayz
09-14-2013, 06:49 AM
Until you remember that she's banging that scumbag Tiger, who's had his dick in every cheap piece of ass in SoCal, from stippers to porno skanks to Denny's waitresses to Lindsey Vonn.

I mean, I know the guy is loaded, but shit girl...you're hot and I would assume do okay on your own. You really have to denigrate yourself like that?

I used to think she was hot as hell, but everytime I see her now it's "skank."

4321 So all you're really saying is a Denny's waitress told you to fuck off when you tried to hit on her and you still don't have enough coin to buy your way into a porn scene...

Really....you're just mad that he's fucked them all and you've not fucked one - just that one church "skank" that didn't know how potent fuzzy navels really are...

See, we can all be offensive towards people we've probably never met..

GloryDayz
09-14-2013, 06:54 AM
I don't know what it is about those side-boob shots, but they drive me crazy...

Because you = human and a male me thinkst...

It starts young..

http://srikrishnadas.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/funny-kid-baby-staring-boobs-hooters-lunch-pics.jpg

http://i792.photobucket.com/albums/yy203/mhetymhet/oopppss/kid-staring-at-boobs-7.jpg

Keeps going as you grow:

http://www.dormstormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kid-staring-at-boobs.jpg

And never ends:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/Suu3vSSjMVI/AAAAAAAAHNk/YMdu3Prf2rE/s400/john_kerry_caught_looking_breasts_teen_teenager_girl.jpg

http://www.lazypalace.com/img/fun/caught-looking/caught-looking06.jpg

theelusiveeightrop
09-14-2013, 07:03 AM
Trailer trash is trailer trash

GloryDayz
09-14-2013, 08:34 AM
Trailer trash is trailer trash

I'm old I guess. I've found that it's all pink in the middle, and where they live, or what they live in, makes less of a difference than people like to think...

Fish
09-14-2013, 09:51 AM
http://www.dormstormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kid-staring-at-boobs.jpg



Tits.. or cake... that works too...

Chief_For_Life58
09-14-2013, 10:02 AM
Her Mom is so special and no wonder her daughter is a complete f**kup! :doh!:

Since Lindsay Lohan hasn’t f**ked up in a while, one of the Lohans needs to keep up the family’s pristine reputation as responsible citizens of society and that Lohan was White Oprah of course!

CBS New York says that the matriarch of the Wild and Wonderful Lohans was arrested on Long Island at around 11 last night after getting caught speeding on the Northern State Parkway while in her usual state: plastered into another dimension. The police say White Oprah’s white BMW was going 77mph in a 55mph zone. When the police pulled her over, they immediately smelled White Oprah’s natural scent of vodka, bad decisions, f**kery, burnt weave glue, wet cigarette butts and sweaty balls.

White Oprah put her mouth on a Breathalyzer and it read: YUP, SHE’S A LOHAN AND NOW I NEED ANTIBIOTICS! White Oprah blew a .20, over twice the legal limit. Because White Oprah is a sue-happy grifter who is always thinking ahead, she screamed that the police injured her while arresting her ass. An ambulance showed up and after they examined her, they determined that yes, everything about her is broke down, but they didn’t find any injuries. White Oprah knew the jig was up, took it all back and said she was never injured.

The cops gave her tickets for the DUI and speeding. She’ll have to show her face in court on September 24th. After she was booked and her mug shot of beauty was taken, she released to a sober party. Yeah, I think the real news here is that White Oprah actually knows someone who’s sober.

http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/whiteoprahbustedui.jpg

id hit it............with a 2x4.....just so she knows I mean business before I goto town on it

Braincase
09-14-2013, 11:25 AM
I couldn't care less.