Name that noise and help me win tickets!

[Pestilence]

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This shit has been on the radio for 2 weeks now and no one can guess it.

These are all of the incorrect guesses so far.

Incorrect Guesses
Monday, June 4th
1. Mom Having Sex
2. Printer
3. (No Answer)
4. Mater From "Cars" Backfiring
5. Car Backfiring
6. Car Starting Up
7. Garbage Disposal
8. Ice Maker/Machine
9. Slot Machine
10. Coins Dispensing From A Slot Machine
11. Taking OuUt Trash On The Computer
12. Vending/Soda Machine 1. Toilet Handle Jiggling
2. Turn Style
3. Change Dropping In A Bucket
4. Newspaper Stand Machine
5. Pinball Machine
6. Water Turning On Hitting Dishes In The Sink
7. Turn Style (Repeat)
8. Ice Dispensing From A Machine (Repeat)
9. Model A Car
10. A Lighter
11. Glass Breaking
12. Cash Register

Wednesday, June 6th Thursday, June 7th
1. A Stamper
2. Beginning To The South Park Theme
3. Opening A Can Of Soda
4. Change Dropping Into A Can
5. Coin Dropping Into An Arcade Game
6. Garbage Can Lid
7. Adding Machine
8. Flapback Chain On A Toilet
9. Some Sort Of Scissors
10. Air Being Suck Back Through A Water Bottle
11. Cropping Plants In Pot Farm
12. Toaster Being Pushed Down

1. Change Goind Into A Parking Meter
2. Ram Rod Goind Into A Muzzleloader
3. Cassette Tape Being Reqound & Stopping


No Guesses 4-12

Friday, June 8th Monday, June 11th
1. Penny Punch Machine At A Fair
2. Typewriter Slide
3. Garbage Disposal
4. Measuring Tape Retracting
5. Cash Register (Repeat)
6. Putting Away Silverware In A Drawer/Opening The Drawer
7. Pull Switch On A Light
8. Coinstar Machine
9. Bus Driver Putting Chane Into The Fare Box
10. Miniblinds
11. Hand Cranking A Thin Lizzy
12. Safety Harness Clicking On A Ride 1. Rotary Phone Dialing
2. Soda Opening
3. Push Button Phone Dialing
4. Garbage Disposal
5. Coins Into A Vending Machine (Repeat)
6. Opening A Stapler To Replace The Staples
7. Toy Car On A Track
8. Turnstyle (Repeat)
9. Old Cigarrette Machine
10. Mini Blinds (Repeat)
11. Turnstyle (Repeat)
12. Minute Hand Of A Clock

Tuesday, June 12th Wednesday, June 13th
1. Seatbelt Clicking
2. Pull Tab (From A Can) Rolling Around Inside A Can
3. Change Going Into A Payphone
4. A Gate Closing
5. Just Married Cans On The Back Of A Car
6. Clay Pigeon Thrower
7. Viewfinder Clicking
8. Rotary Phone (Repeat)
9.Change Dropping Into A Soda Machine
10. Pull Tab On A Soda Can (Repeat)
11. Metal Pull Chain On A Ceiling Fan
12. A Lock Locking 1. Tape Measure Being Retracted (Repeat)
2. Driving Over Parking Garage Spike Strip
3. Car Shutting Off With Flow Masters
4. Ball Inside Of Spray Paint Can Rattling Around
5. Pumping A Shotgun
6. Lap Bar Clamping Down On A Rollercoaster
7. Starbucks Cappuccino Cap Opening On Top
8. Coinstar Machine
9. Automatic Ticket Turnstyle At Disneyland
10. Projector Slide Changing
11. Can Of Spray Paint
12. A Blind Cleaner

Thursday, June 14th
1. Can Of Pringles
2. A Stapler
3. Flat Grill, Flipping A Burger With A Metal Spatula
4. Old Fashioned Slide Projector
5. Turnstyle (Repeat)
6. Shower Curtain With Metal Rings, Sliding Back & Forth
7. Kick Start Of A Dirtbike
8. Turning A Fluorescent Light On With A Metal Chain
9. Shutter On A Camera
10. Metal Mini Blinds
11. Picking Up Keys Off A Table
12. Slinky

[loochy]

1. a fart

[Buck]

Sounds like someone fucking with the tab on the top of an empty soda can.

[Pestilence]

Sounds like someone fucking with the tab on the top of an empty soda can.

Already been guessed.

[Guru]

Uh, I would just call it in myself if I knew the noise.

[Buck]

What are the tickets?

[Pestilence]

What are the tickets?

12 2-day park hoppers to Disneyland/California Adventure.

[Pestilence]

Uh, I would just call it in myself if I knew the noise.

Help me out and I'll throw you 2 tickets. :D

[Buck]

Maybe it's the sound you get to at the end of a record.

[Buck]

Help me out and I'll throw you 2 tickets. :D

Naw fuck that, I'm going to Disneyland on July 13th. I need them bitches.

[blaise]

Garden shears?

[Guru]

Help me out and I'll throw you 2 tickets. :D

nah. I wouldn't fly all the way to Cali just for Disneyland anyway.

sounds like someone flipping through a phonebook to me.

[Pestilence]

Naw fuck that, I'm going to Disneyland on July 13th. I need them bitches.

Help me win them and I'll throw some at you. I don't need 12 of those fuckers.

[Pestilence]

Gumball machine maybe?

[Pestilence]

Missed the 4:15 try.

Here are their guesses.

1. Jukebox - Incorrect
2. Keys being dropped into a cup holder - Incorrect
3. Gas pump - Incorrect

[KC Tattoo]

fucking on an old mattress?

[Sofa King]

Sounds like our old water pump outside of our old house in the country. Sounds exactly like it.

[AustinChief]

Here it is at 50% speed...

I have no clue..

[Pestilence]

No one has guessed this shit for 2 weeks. There has to be someone who knows what the fuck this is.

[Pestilence]

I thought maybe it was the old 25 cent toy dispensing machines.....when the toy falls down.

[AustinChief]

Gumball machine maybe?

I kinda was thinking along these lines.. like dropping a coin in slot and turning crank like on a parking meter.

[Pestilence]

4:45 is coming up next. I think I'm going to go with turning the crank on the gumball machine.

[Pestilence]

Well....if I can get through on the phone.

[stonedstooge]

4:45 is coming up next. I think I'm going to go with turning the crank on the gumball machine.

I'm sure it would be something a little more complex and unique than that. Try putting quarters in a condom machine. Sounds more like what a rock station would pull

[Pestilence]

I'm sure it would be something a little more complex and unique than that. Try putting quarters in a condom machine. Sounds more like what a rock station would pull

People have already guessed shit like that.

[stonedstooge]

People have already guessed shit like that. Nevermind then

[bogey]

Sounds like the flash opening up on a digital camera.

[bevischief]

type writer

[Pestilence]

FFS.....It's not like I can get through anyways.

[Pestilence]

4:45 PM

#1 guess - Grocery cart - Incorrect
#2 guess - Old school film projector - Incorrect
#3 guess - Trampoline spring - Incorrect

[Pestilence]

Looks like I'm going to try at 5:15.

[Buzz_TinBalls]

bus ticket transfer validation machine

[Fumblerooski]

pogo stick isn't on your list? Or do I need to boost up my ol eye prescription?

[MIAdragon]

It sounds like something being cut.

[MIAdragon]

hole punch?

[lewdog]

Someone spray painting the toilet with a wet fart.....just the end of it though on the audio.

[Buzz_TinBalls]

I played it backward -- a disturbed voice said "matt cassel sucks".

[blaise]

It sounds like something being cut.

Yeah, like one of those paper cutters where you pull the handle-blade down.

[MIAdragon]

Yeah, like one of those paper cutters where you pull the handle-blade down.

yep

[Rain Man]

it is multiple pieces of metal striking each other as something is turned and then returned or turned over. something is either hollow or glass. I think it could be coins in a piggy bank.

oh, or perhaps it is 1 of those old time change things that waitresses carried.

[Lumpy]

It sounds like the safety is being engaged or released on a firearm.

[Lumpy]

Yeah, like one of those paper cutters where you pull the handle-blade down.

What is a guillotine, Alex.

[Brooklyn]

lighting a striker, like from chemistry class.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W3xHWzmSOfU#t=76s

[hometeam]

Sounds like either the slide on a gun, or for some reason i see a padlock being clicked into place

[hometeam]

lighting a striker, like from chemistry class.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W3xHWzmSOfU#t=76s

oooooh me likey

[boogblaster]

clock tickin'

[aturnis]

there is something spinning to move air, and then a tinny noise. My guess would be a someone playing with and old fan, like stopping the blades with their finger.

[aturnis]

old slot machine?

[BigChiefFan]

What do you have to do to win? Just call in and guess?

[aturnis]

play the slowed down audio clip AustinChief made and put it on repeat...

[boogblaster]

coin op washing machine

[Rain Man]

coin op washing machine

That's a good one.

[-King-]

Jukebox?

[KC Tattoo]

biting into a pooptaco?

[bevischief]

wiping your butt.

[Sofa King]

Maybe it's this guy.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHo3cxJaXQX5P8St7DqzFRqWGsIrH-bvweEKtfSQkpPH5hKXpXquTheXolVw

[1moreTRich]

My guesses:
Automatic stapler
Ball dropping in on a pinball machine

[Radar Chief]

Something is being moved and latched, I can hear that much. My guess was seat belt but I see that’s #1 incorrect guess from Tuesday the 12th.

[HuskerPower]

Sounds like a zippo

[patteeu]

A metronome. :shrug:

[RockChalk]

Sounds like a quick down & up of a yo-yo to me

[Bowser]

Tin snips.

Not sure if that falls under the scissors guess, though.

[blaise]

Sounds like a tumber of some sort, with smooth metal. It sounds just like a slideshow being clicked to a new slide to me, but someone guessed that.

[DMAC]

If no one has guessed Pogo Stick, that should be your guess.

[MoreLemonPledge]

Your mom switching on her vibrator, then realizing it has no batteries.

[Lumpy]

Your mom switching on her vibrator, then realizing it has no batteries.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoYkyNTuPF-1AK7kRAJHwSi6cVzzS3yGLqCI3p0Q_KgVBfyLzM

[Pestilence]

I'm going to try again at 4:45 and I'll go with pogo stick.