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Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:07 PM
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This shit has been on the radio for 2 weeks now and no one can guess it.

These are all of the incorrect guesses so far.

Incorrect Guesses
Monday, June 4th
1. Mom Having Sex
2. Printer
3. (No Answer)
4. Mater From "Cars" Backfiring
5. Car Backfiring
6. Car Starting Up
7. Garbage Disposal
8. Ice Maker/Machine
9. Slot Machine
10. Coins Dispensing From A Slot Machine
11. Taking OuUt Trash On The Computer
12. Vending/Soda Machine 1. Toilet Handle Jiggling
2. Turn Style
3. Change Dropping In A Bucket
4. Newspaper Stand Machine
5. Pinball Machine
6. Water Turning On Hitting Dishes In The Sink
7. Turn Style (Repeat)
8. Ice Dispensing From A Machine (Repeat)
9. Model A Car
10. A Lighter
11. Glass Breaking
12. Cash Register

Wednesday, June 6th Thursday, June 7th
1. A Stamper
2. Beginning To The South Park Theme
3. Opening A Can Of Soda
4. Change Dropping Into A Can
5. Coin Dropping Into An Arcade Game
6. Garbage Can Lid
7. Adding Machine
8. Flapback Chain On A Toilet
9. Some Sort Of Scissors
10. Air Being Suck Back Through A Water Bottle
11. Cropping Plants In Pot Farm
12. Toaster Being Pushed Down

1. Change Goind Into A Parking Meter
2. Ram Rod Goind Into A Muzzleloader
3. Cassette Tape Being Reqound & Stopping


No Guesses 4-12

Friday, June 8th Monday, June 11th
1. Penny Punch Machine At A Fair
2. Typewriter Slide
3. Garbage Disposal
4. Measuring Tape Retracting
5. Cash Register (Repeat)
6. Putting Away Silverware In A Drawer/Opening The Drawer
7. Pull Switch On A Light
8. Coinstar Machine
9. Bus Driver Putting Chane Into The Fare Box
10. Miniblinds
11. Hand Cranking A Thin Lizzy
12. Safety Harness Clicking On A Ride 1. Rotary Phone Dialing
2. Soda Opening
3. Push Button Phone Dialing
4. Garbage Disposal
5. Coins Into A Vending Machine (Repeat)
6. Opening A Stapler To Replace The Staples
7. Toy Car On A Track
8. Turnstyle (Repeat)
9. Old Cigarrette Machine
10. Mini Blinds (Repeat)
11. Turnstyle (Repeat)
12. Minute Hand Of A Clock

Tuesday, June 12th Wednesday, June 13th
1. Seatbelt Clicking
2. Pull Tab (From A Can) Rolling Around Inside A Can
3. Change Going Into A Payphone
4. A Gate Closing
5. Just Married Cans On The Back Of A Car
6. Clay Pigeon Thrower
7. Viewfinder Clicking
8. Rotary Phone (Repeat)
9.Change Dropping Into A Soda Machine
10. Pull Tab On A Soda Can (Repeat)
11. Metal Pull Chain On A Ceiling Fan
12. A Lock Locking 1. Tape Measure Being Retracted (Repeat)
2. Driving Over Parking Garage Spike Strip
3. Car Shutting Off With Flow Masters
4. Ball Inside Of Spray Paint Can Rattling Around
5. Pumping A Shotgun
6. Lap Bar Clamping Down On A Rollercoaster
7. Starbucks Cappuccino Cap Opening On Top
8. Coinstar Machine
9. Automatic Ticket Turnstyle At Disneyland
10. Projector Slide Changing
11. Can Of Spray Paint
12. A Blind Cleaner

Thursday, June 14th
1. Can Of Pringles
2. A Stapler
3. Flat Grill, Flipping A Burger With A Metal Spatula
4. Old Fashioned Slide Projector
5. Turnstyle (Repeat)
6. Shower Curtain With Metal Rings, Sliding Back & Forth
7. Kick Start Of A Dirtbike
8. Turning A Fluorescent Light On With A Metal Chain
9. Shutter On A Camera
10. Metal Mini Blinds
11. Picking Up Keys Off A Table
12. Slinky

loochy
06-18-2012, 06:09 PM
1. a fart

Buck
06-18-2012, 06:09 PM
Sounds like someone fucking with the tab on the top of an empty soda can.

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:10 PM
Sounds like someone fucking with the tab on the top of an empty soda can.

Already been guessed.

Guru
06-18-2012, 06:11 PM
Uh, I would just call it in myself if I knew the noise.

Buck
06-18-2012, 06:12 PM
What are the tickets?

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:13 PM
What are the tickets?

12 2-day park hoppers to Disneyland/California Adventure.

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:13 PM
Uh, I would just call it in myself if I knew the noise.

Help me out and I'll throw you 2 tickets. :D

Buck
06-18-2012, 06:14 PM
Maybe it's the sound you get to at the end of a record.

Buck
06-18-2012, 06:15 PM
Help me out and I'll throw you 2 tickets. :D

Naw fuck that, I'm going to Disneyland on July 13th. I need them bitches.

blaise
06-18-2012, 06:16 PM
Garden shears?

Guru
06-18-2012, 06:16 PM
Help me out and I'll throw you 2 tickets. :D

nah. I wouldn't fly all the way to Cali just for Disneyland anyway.

sounds like someone flipping through a phonebook to me.

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:16 PM
Naw fuck that, I'm going to Disneyland on July 13th. I need them bitches.

Help me win them and I'll throw some at you. I don't need 12 of those fuckers.

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:19 PM
Gumball machine maybe?

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:24 PM
Missed the 4:15 try.

Here are their guesses.

1. Jukebox - Incorrect
2. Keys being dropped into a cup holder - Incorrect
3. Gas pump - Incorrect

KC Tattoo
06-18-2012, 06:32 PM
fucking on an old mattress?

Sofa King
06-18-2012, 06:32 PM
Sounds like our old water pump outside of our old house in the country. Sounds exactly like it.

AustinChief
06-18-2012, 06:34 PM
Here it is at 50% speed...

I have no clue..

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:35 PM
No one has guessed this shit for 2 weeks. There has to be someone who knows what the fuck this is.

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:36 PM
I thought maybe it was the old 25 cent toy dispensing machines.....when the toy falls down.

AustinChief
06-18-2012, 06:36 PM
Gumball machine maybe?

I kinda was thinking along these lines.. like dropping a coin in slot and turning crank like on a parking meter.

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:37 PM
4:45 is coming up next. I think I'm going to go with turning the crank on the gumball machine.

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:39 PM
Well....if I can get through on the phone.

stonedstooge
06-18-2012, 06:46 PM
4:45 is coming up next. I think I'm going to go with turning the crank on the gumball machine.

I'm sure it would be something a little more complex and unique than that. Try putting quarters in a condom machine. Sounds more like what a rock station would pull

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:47 PM
I'm sure it would be something a little more complex and unique than that. Try putting quarters in a condom machine. Sounds more like what a rock station would pull

People have already guessed shit like that.

stonedstooge
06-18-2012, 06:48 PM
People have already guessed shit like that. Nevermind then

bogey
06-18-2012, 06:50 PM
Sounds like the flash opening up on a digital camera.

bevischief
06-18-2012, 06:51 PM
type writer

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:54 PM
FFS.....It's not like I can get through anyways.

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:56 PM
4:45 PM

#1 guess - Grocery cart - Incorrect
#2 guess - Old school film projector - Incorrect
#3 guess - Trampoline spring - Incorrect

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2012, 06:57 PM
Looks like I'm going to try at 5:15.

Ace Gunner
06-18-2012, 07:11 PM
bus ticket transfer validation machine

Fumblerooski
06-18-2012, 07:27 PM
pogo stick isn't on your list? Or do I need to boost up my ol eye prescription?

MIAdragon
06-18-2012, 07:28 PM
It sounds like something being cut.

MIAdragon
06-18-2012, 07:29 PM
hole punch?

lewdog
06-18-2012, 07:31 PM
Someone spray painting the toilet with a wet fart.....just the end of it though on the audio.

Ace Gunner
06-18-2012, 07:43 PM
I played it backward -- a disturbed voice said "matt cassel sucks".

blaise
06-18-2012, 07:49 PM
It sounds like something being cut.

Yeah, like one of those paper cutters where you pull the handle-blade down.

MIAdragon
06-18-2012, 07:55 PM
Yeah, like one of those paper cutters where you pull the handle-blade down.

yep

Rain Man
06-18-2012, 08:23 PM
it is multiple pieces of metal striking each other as something is turned and then returned or turned over. something is either hollow or glass. I think it could be coins in a piggy bank.

oh, or perhaps it is 1 of those old time change things that waitresses carried.

Lumpy
06-18-2012, 08:45 PM
It sounds like the safety is being engaged or released on a firearm.

Lumpy
06-18-2012, 08:47 PM
Yeah, like one of those paper cutters where you pull the handle-blade down.

What is a guillotine, Alex.

Brooklyn
06-18-2012, 08:55 PM
lighting a striker, like from chemistry class.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W3xHWzmSOfU#t=76s

hometeam
06-18-2012, 09:02 PM
Sounds like either the slide on a gun, or for some reason i see a padlock being clicked into place

hometeam
06-18-2012, 09:02 PM
lighting a striker, like from chemistry class.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W3xHWzmSOfU#t=76s

oooooh me likey

boogblaster
06-18-2012, 09:08 PM
clock tickin'

aturnis
06-18-2012, 09:17 PM
there is something spinning to move air, and then a tinny noise. My guess would be a someone playing with and old fan, like stopping the blades with their finger.

aturnis
06-18-2012, 09:18 PM
old slot machine?

BigChiefFan
06-18-2012, 09:21 PM
What do you have to do to win? Just call in and guess?

aturnis
06-18-2012, 09:21 PM
play the slowed down audio clip AustinChief made and put it on repeat...

boogblaster
06-18-2012, 09:24 PM
coin op washing machine

Rain Man
06-18-2012, 11:03 PM
coin op washing machine

That's a good one.

-King-
06-19-2012, 01:53 AM
Jukebox?

KC Tattoo
06-19-2012, 02:14 AM
biting into a pooptaco?

bevischief
06-19-2012, 07:51 AM
wiping your butt.

Sofa King
06-19-2012, 08:21 AM
Maybe it's this guy.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHo3cxJaXQX5P8St7DqzFRqWGsIrH-bvweEKtfSQkpPH5hKXpXquTheXolVw

1moreTRich
06-19-2012, 09:18 AM
My guesses:
Automatic stapler
Ball dropping in on a pinball machine

Radar Chief
06-19-2012, 09:51 AM
Something is being moved and latched, I can hear that much. My guess was seat belt but I see thatís #1 incorrect guess from Tuesday the 12th.

HuskerPower
06-19-2012, 10:08 AM
Sounds like a zippo

patteeu
06-19-2012, 10:12 AM
A metronome. :shrug:

RockChalk
06-19-2012, 10:20 AM
Sounds like a quick down & up of a yo-yo to me

Bowser
06-19-2012, 10:32 AM
Tin snips.

Not sure if that falls under the scissors guess, though.

blaise
06-19-2012, 10:32 AM
Sounds like a tumber of some sort, with smooth metal. It sounds just like a slideshow being clicked to a new slide to me, but someone guessed that.

DMAC
06-19-2012, 10:39 AM
If no one has guessed Pogo Stick, that should be your guess.

MoreLemonPledge
06-19-2012, 10:41 AM
Your mom switching on her vibrator, then realizing it has no batteries.

Lumpy
06-19-2012, 10:50 AM
Your mom switching on her vibrator, then realizing it has no batteries.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoYkyNTuPF-1AK7kRAJHwSi6cVzzS3yGLqCI3p0Q_KgVBfyLzM

Dicky McElephant
06-19-2012, 11:54 AM
I'm going to try again at 4:45 and I'll go with pogo stick.