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Chocolate Hog
06-18-2012, 05:19 PM
Discuss your experiences here

BigMeatballDave
06-18-2012, 05:20 PM
Billay's drinking again...

Pasta Giant Meatball
06-18-2012, 05:20 PM
ROFL

Pablo
06-18-2012, 05:20 PM
Sex in the pool isn't as cool as advertised. Or hot tub for that matter.

Or just in water period.

Flachief58
06-18-2012, 05:23 PM
Sex in the pool isn't as cool as advertised. Or hot tub for that matter.

Or just in water period.

You must be doing it wrong

MrNightly
06-18-2012, 05:27 PM
yes, and i have to agree... I'd rather have sex just about anywhere other than in water... water dulls the senses way too much. plus it dries her out too much too.

Deberg_1990
06-18-2012, 05:29 PM
Yes, I play in the pool with my kids and their blow up toys all the time.

WV
06-18-2012, 05:29 PM
Sex in the pool isn't as cool as advertised. Or hot tub for that matter.

Or just in water period.

This

Okie_Apparition
06-18-2012, 05:40 PM
The term "blowie" sounds disturbing

Pablo
06-18-2012, 05:44 PM
You must be doing it wrongOH YAH IVE BEEN FUCKING HER IN THE BELLY BUTTON THIS WHOLE TIME. THX SOOOOOO MUCH FLAFAGCHIEF58

Flachief58
06-18-2012, 05:52 PM
Your welcome

notorious
06-18-2012, 06:18 PM
Sex in the pool isn't as cool as advertised. Or hot tub for that matter.

Or just in water period.

This.

boogblaster
06-18-2012, 06:34 PM
no .. but have in the lake .....

durtyrute
06-18-2012, 06:38 PM
Stink hole and water don't mix

Flachief58
06-18-2012, 06:42 PM
Stink hole and water don't mix

Eeewww

QuikSsurfer
06-18-2012, 06:46 PM
Yup. It was okay -- took a lot more mind power for me to enjoy it enough to get off -- water sorta dulls the sensation. Good memory though.

DA_T_84
06-18-2012, 07:22 PM
Got a blowie on the lake on a tube with a cold beer in my hand on memorial day weekend.

It gets no better.

gblowfish
06-18-2012, 07:52 PM
Why is this a food thread???

loochy
06-18-2012, 08:04 PM
Why is this a food thread???

It's about eating sausage?

aturnis
06-18-2012, 08:04 PM
No, but had sex with my ex-girlfriend when we were teenagers in her pool. Inside the sliding glass door was her father and little brother watching a baseball game, and just beyond that, her mother in the kitchen where she shoulda been making me dinner! The whole family saw it, they just didn't know. She was a bitch though, she hadta GO!

JoeyChuckles
06-18-2012, 08:05 PM
No, but had sex with my ex-girlfriend when we were teenagers in her pool. Inside the sliding glass door was her father and little brother watching a baseball game, and just beyond that, her mother in the kitchen where she shoulda been making me dinner! The whole family saw it, they just didn't know. She was a bitch though, she hadta GO!

You're money and you don't even know it.

HoneyBadger
06-18-2012, 08:06 PM
Yes. Not as cool as I thought it was going to be.

notorious
06-18-2012, 08:07 PM
Yup. It was okay -- took a lot more mind power for me to enjoy it enough to get off -- water sorta dulls the sensation. Good memory though.

That's why women like it.



It's been meh for me. There are much better places to screw.

Mr. Laz
06-18-2012, 08:11 PM
the chicks tends to drown

Mojo Jojo
06-18-2012, 08:12 PM
No but did get a hand job in the water at the swimming beach of Lake Perry.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-18-2012, 08:14 PM
No but did get a hand job in the water at the swimming beach of Lake Perry.

The swimming public thanks you heh.

whoman69
06-18-2012, 08:15 PM
No, but had sex with my ex-girlfriend when we were teenagers in her pool. Inside the sliding glass door was her father and little brother watching a baseball game, and just beyond that, her mother in the kitchen where she shoulda been making me dinner! The whole family saw it, they just didn't know. She was a bitch though, she hadta GO!

Is that you Barney?

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/27600000/he-s-awesome-barney-stinson-27650056-459-427.jpg

whoman69
06-18-2012, 08:17 PM
Got one in the jacuzzi on our anniversary. Don't know why people are bagging on water sex. Your body gets slippery, just a different wonderful sensation.

Chocolate Hog
06-18-2012, 08:34 PM
No but did get a hand job in the water at the swimming beach of Lake Perry.

The hand job thread was a few weeks ago.

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Bacon Cheeseburger
06-18-2012, 08:37 PM
Not sure how the BJ would work seeing that the woman has to breathe at some point. Sex...yeah, been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.

QuikSsurfer
06-18-2012, 08:37 PM
That's why women like it.



It's been meh for me. There are much better places to screw.

Women like it so my penis goes numb and they end up having to blow me for 45 minutes? The periods where she has to stop and let her mouth rest, filled with awkward stares like accusing me of doing something wrong..

edit: lol - well i thought hanging out in the pool or hot tub for a while and then sitting on the side and receiving a joe blob, all while she's still in the water was an obvious thing.

LiveSteam
06-18-2012, 08:45 PM
To squeaky

Gadzooks
06-18-2012, 10:57 PM
Not sure how the BJ would work seeing that the woman has to breathe at some point.
Some of them have that part figured out.

Lumpy
06-18-2012, 11:22 PM
Some of them have that part figured out.

http://nerdapproved.com/misc-gadgets/oral-sex-snorkel/

ROFL

Cephalic Trauma
06-19-2012, 12:12 AM
No but did get a hand job in the water at the swimming beach of Lake Perry.

Does anybody else think this would be extremely awkward?

Plus, HJ's? I would rather just do it myself. Blowie, sex, or GTFO.

Bump
06-19-2012, 12:15 AM
I don't want to get in the details of how the human body works, but how the fuck can someone give a blowie underwater? I mean, wouldn't they drown or have to come up for air every 10 seconds? That doesnt even sound possible.

Cephalic Trauma
06-19-2012, 12:18 AM
I don't want to get in the details of how the human body works, but how the **** can someone give a blowie underwater? I mean, wouldn't they drown or have to come up for air every 10 seconds? That doesnt even sound possible.

A raft? I mean, you are still "in" the pool i guess.

Hog Farmer
06-19-2012, 06:22 AM
I don't want to get in the details of how the human body works, but how the fuck can someone give a blowie underwater? I mean, wouldn't they drown or have to come up for air every 10 seconds? That doesnt even sound possible.

It's OK. My penis can hold his breath for over an hour.

notorious
06-19-2012, 06:48 AM
Women like it so my penis goes numb and they end up having to blow me for 45 minutes? The periods where she has to stop and let her mouth rest, filled with awkward stares like accusing me of doing something wrong..

edit: lol - well i thought hanging out in the pool or hot tub for a while and then sitting on the side and receiving a joe blob, all while she's still in the water was an obvious thing.

Sorry, I was thinking about sex, not BJ's.

scho63
06-19-2012, 08:35 AM
When I was 13 or 14 years old, I would go to my girlfriend's house to go swimming. They had one of those yellow two person inflatable rafts with the hard plastic paddles and round plastic holes to hold them in place.

I used to flip the raft upside down and we would both go underneath. I would drop my swim trunks and grab each handle and semi float while she gave me a "blowie"

Worked like a charm!

tooge
06-19-2012, 09:00 AM
not a "blowie", though I did have sex in a hot tub a time or two. Very over rated. too slippery and dulled sensations.

Hog Farmer
06-19-2012, 09:22 AM
not a "blowie", though I did have sex in a hot tub a time or two. Very over rated. too slippery and dulled sensations.

Sorry, I don't think jerking yourself off qualifies.

Bowser
06-19-2012, 09:43 AM
http://nerdapproved.com/misc-gadgets/oral-sex-snorkel/

ROFL

So. Does it work?

Lumpy
06-19-2012, 10:37 AM
So. Does it work?

LMAO

I wouldn't know. I found the link when I was looking for a pic of a woman wearing scuba gear. :D

Ugly Duck
06-19-2012, 03:14 PM
not a "blowie", though I did have sex in a hot tub a time or two.

I used to copulate at 30 ft with a SCUBA instructor when I was a Divemaster in the British Virgin Islands. Wild woman, that. Not as easy as it sounds... weightless so you have to use the flippers for thrust & you keep going upside-down & stuff. We got pretty dang good at it. Married her two years later.

Mr. Laz
06-19-2012, 03:53 PM
I used to copulate at 30 ft with a SCUBA instructor when I was a Divemaster in the British Virgin Islands. Wild woman, that. Not as easy as it sounds... weightless so you have to use the flippers for thrust & you keep going upside-down & stuff. We got pretty dang good at it. Married her two years later.

ROFL