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mikey23545
06-22-2012, 02:14 PM
Obama is asking newlyweds to give up their wedding presents and have money sent to him instead!




The Obama Event Registry

By Laura Wilson on June 22, 2012

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Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up?

Let your friends know how important this election is to you—register with Obama 2012, and ask for a donation in lieu of a gift. It’s a great way to support the President on your big day. Plus, it’s a gift that we can all appreciate—and goes a lot further than a gravy bowl.

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Think this is fake? Here's the link to the Dear Leader's reelection website where you can find it yourself:

http://www.barackobama.com/

mlyonsd
06-22-2012, 02:25 PM
No way.

cosmo20002
06-22-2012, 02:30 PM
I read that Barney Frank is getting married soon. Now I won't have to go shopping.

mikey23545
06-22-2012, 02:40 PM
And, just like I said, cosmo responds within minutes...

mikey23545
06-22-2012, 02:40 PM
No way.

It boggles the mind, doesn't it?

mikey23545
06-22-2012, 02:42 PM
Just think how Hussein tries to portray Romney as a greedy capitalist pig, and then he begs for the money people were going to use to buy their loved ones presents for their weddings, birthdays, or anniversaries...

:Lin:

Iowanian
06-22-2012, 02:44 PM
Wow.

Munson
06-22-2012, 02:49 PM
Amazing. With as many fundraising events the Dear Leader has held over the past year, you'd think he would be rolling in cash. People aren't buying into "hope and change" and class warfare this time around. I'm surprised he didn't issue an executive order confiscating all birthday/anniversary/wedding cash. ROFL

Rain Man
06-22-2012, 02:52 PM
Are you at the top of the kidney donor list? If so, consider selling your new kidney to a rich Chinese man and donating the proceeds to the Obama re-election campaign.

mikey23545
06-22-2012, 02:55 PM
Thinking of burning down your own warehouse to collect the insurance money?

Call 1-800-OBAMAFUND

mikey23545
06-22-2012, 03:08 PM
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Munson
06-22-2012, 03:14 PM
Are you about to die soon?

Instead of giving all your financial assets to your children, give it all to the Obama 2012 campaign. Its a great way to show your support for a cause that's important to you on your final day.

Iz Zat Chew
06-22-2012, 04:00 PM
I just got that link from a friend.

Not only is he campaigning about 99% of the time now he wants money again from the population.

The first time around he was speaking to bunch of people that didn't look as if they were in the middle class and Obama said that each of them could give $5 to get him elected. "EVERYONE can afford five bucks!"

I just hope the Romney donations out range Obama's and the Oman goes down hard.

La literatura
06-22-2012, 04:04 PM
He is just advocating for citizens to use their free speech. Isn't that what campaign donations are, per the conservative majority in the Supreme Court?

vailpass
06-22-2012, 04:27 PM
He is just advocating for citizens to use their free speech. Isn't that what campaign donations are, per the conservative majority in the Supreme Court?

Pencil Neck, you'd be adorable if you weren't so sorry.

mikey23545
06-22-2012, 04:36 PM
He is just advocating for citizens to use their free speech. Isn't that what campaign donations are, per the conservative majority in the Supreme Court?


You don't know the difference between campaign donations and birthday presents?

Or between sheer crassness and refinement?

Or between panic/desperation and confidence?

Rain Man
06-22-2012, 04:40 PM
About to give a buck to a homeless veteran on the street? Consider giving it instead to our campaign fund.

RedNeckRaider
06-22-2012, 05:47 PM
He is just advocating for citizens to use their free speech. Isn't that what campaign donations are, per the conservative majority in the Supreme Court?

It is these type of posts that caused the confusion over you and cosmo. You are capable of much better, but sometimes.....

AustinChief
06-22-2012, 06:12 PM
So if I register for this for my birthday can I request that everyone buy luggage to be sent to the Obama campaign?

BigMeatballDave
06-22-2012, 06:21 PM
LMAO

Wow.

La literatura
06-22-2012, 07:14 PM
It is these type of posts that caused the confusion over you and cosmo. You are capable of much better, but sometimes.....

This is pretty much what you're capable of. An empty suit with some passive-aggressive moralizing.

Bewbies
06-22-2012, 07:17 PM
And, just like I said, cosmo responds within minutes...

He's an employee of Obama.

RedNeckRaider
06-22-2012, 07:20 PM
This is pretty much what you're capable of. An empty suit with some passive-aggressive moralizing.

ROFL whatever, you still butt hurt over being called out on your church?

La literatura
06-22-2012, 07:23 PM
ROFL whatever, you still butt hurt over being called out on your church?

You mean that time when I invited you to a debate, and then you backed away because you have no idea what you're talking about? I remember that.

Iz Zat Chew
06-22-2012, 07:27 PM
About to give a buck to a homeless veteran on the street? Consider giving it instead to our campaign fund.

That might be funny if I could detect sarcasm. My detectors batteries are old and don't do as well as they once did.

RedNeckRaider
06-22-2012, 07:29 PM
You mean that time when I invited you to a debate, and then you backed away because you have no idea what you're talking about? I remember that.

ROFL

mikey23545
06-22-2012, 07:37 PM
So if I register for this for my birthday can I request that everyone buy luggage to be sent to the Obama campaign?

LMAO

And 4 tickets to Kenya...

Oops, I mean Hawaii...

HonestChieffan
06-22-2012, 07:41 PM
If you think this is roc bottom you dont know Illinois and Chicago politics.

Bwana
06-22-2012, 07:46 PM
What a sorry POS fucking dickweed, wow.

KCTitus
06-22-2012, 07:54 PM
Gotta say, cosmo made me chuckle on this one...if I was him/her/it, I guess that's all you can do given the absolutely absurdity that is this...

This has to be the pure essence of a socialist...your material rewards are not as important as the election of your leader. Give up your material rewards in an effort to get your leader re-elected, he'll take care of you later.

Otter
06-22-2012, 08:13 PM
Between the ass clowns known as Pelosi and bum **** barry it's like watching a bad movie where you think the plot is just too far out there to make any sense.

mikey23545
06-22-2012, 09:20 PM
Between the ass clowns known as Pelosi and bum **** barry it's like watching a bad movie where you think the plot is just too far out there to make any sense.

It's like an article from The Onion.

stonedstooge
06-22-2012, 09:25 PM
Will the next thing be that people can donate part of their balances from their food stamp monies?

HonestChieffan
06-22-2012, 09:37 PM
Has it gotten bad enough for the usual suspects of Obama supporters to finall admit the guy is a slezeball?

mlyonsd
06-22-2012, 10:33 PM
Next up, for $500 Obama will show up at your honeymoon suite and sing to your new bride while he bangs her, no matter how ugly she is.

Imagine the pride you'll feel when he shoots his presidential load.

KCTitus
06-22-2012, 10:45 PM
Next up, for $500 Obama will show up at your honeymoon suite and sing to your new bride while he bangs her, no matter how ugly she is.

Imagine the pride you'll feel when he shoots his presidential load.

LOL...that was funny.

mikey23545
06-22-2012, 10:48 PM
Next up, for $500 Obama will show up at your honeymoon suite and sing to your new bride while he bangs her, no matter how ugly she is.

Imagine the pride you'll feel when he shoots his presidential load.


For another $500 cosmo will offer to take the place of your bride.

qabbaan
06-22-2012, 11:43 PM
Rather tacky, to command young newlywed followers in the economy he's presided over for four years, to give up gifts and cash that will be helpful starting their new life. Furnish your own home, twentysomethings, as soon as you can find work that is. Your leader has need of you.

Perhaps if wanted money to flow freely he should have done something about this economy...?

Munson
06-23-2012, 01:24 AM
Whoever thought of this fund raising strategy should be fired. And Obama should be embarrassed by this, but he has no shame.

They might as well have people out on the street corners pandering for money like a bunch of homeless bums.

Chiefspants
06-23-2012, 01:42 AM
ROFL

mikey23545
06-23-2012, 05:18 AM
Whoever thought of this fund raising strategy should be fired. And Obama should be embarrassed by this, but he has no shame.

They might as well have people out on the street corners pandering for money like a bunch of homeless bums.


"WILL WORK FOR OBAMA"

mikey23545
06-23-2012, 05:53 AM
"WILL WORK FOR OBAMA"


Come to think of it, this would finally allow Obama to truthfully say he had created some jobs...

ILChief
06-23-2012, 07:35 AM
Rather tacky, to command young newlywed followers in the economy he's presided over for four years, to give up gifts and cash that will be helpful starting their new life. Furnish your own home, twentysomethings, as soon as you can find work that is. Your leader has need of you.

Perhaps if wanted money to flow freely he should have done something about this economy...?

I agree it's tacky and silly and I doubt hardly anyone does it. I don't know if I would call it a "command"

InChiefsHell
06-23-2012, 07:41 AM
It's like an article from The Onion.

Bingo. I sincerely thought this was a joke when I first heard it. The fact that it's serious...makes me want to laugh and cry all at the same time.

InChiefsHell
06-23-2012, 07:43 AM
I agree it's tacky and silly and I doubt hardly anyone does it. I don't know if I would call it a "command"
The fact that he's asking for this is mind boggling. It proves the man is desperate, and has no shame whatsoever. Unbelievable.

Comrade Crapski
06-23-2012, 08:11 AM
Amazing. With as many fundraising events the Dear Leader has held over the past year, you'd think he would be rolling in cash. People aren't buying into "hope and change" and class warfare this time around. I'm surprised he didn't issue an executive order confiscating all birthday/anniversary/wedding cash. ROFL

Patience, he still has 5 months.

mikey23545
06-23-2012, 08:15 AM
You know, the dollar bills just sitting in those tip jars on the bar aren't really doing anyone any good... /Obama

qabbaan
06-23-2012, 09:14 AM
You know, the dollar bills just sitting in those tip jars on the bar aren't really doing anyone any good... /Obama

"Don't give your children loose change to toss into those filthy fountains around town. Instead, invite them to toss their change into Obama for America."

mikey23545
06-23-2012, 09:45 AM
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petegz28
06-23-2012, 10:21 AM
Gas up, unemploymen up, cost of food up.......but everyone has $5 bucks to give to Obama....

Pretty poor fucking taste.

patteeu
06-23-2012, 10:30 AM
During his life, Obama has played the various roles of a Kenyan, an Indonesian, and an American. I sense that his next role is going to be that of a Nigerian who needs help getting loads of trapped money out of his country.

alanm
06-23-2012, 11:39 AM
Whoever thought of this fund raising strategy should be fired. And Obama should be embarrassed by this, but he has no shame.

They might as well have people out on the street corners pandering for money like a bunch of homeless bums.It's on the steering committees list for approval.

petegz28
06-23-2012, 01:45 PM
Groom: "Hey honey, you know we are going to spend the rest of our lives together and the things we would normally get for our wedding gifts would probably help us build a good start and possibly give us things to last a long time into our marriage"

Bride: "On the other hand Obama is up for re-election and though he could only be President for 4 more years I say we ask our guests to donate to him instead. After all, we will be married the rest of our lives and the head start the gifts would give us could be easily made up over the next few decades"


Groom: "You're right, what's our life being married compared to some guy wanting to be President for 4 years?"

fan4ever
06-24-2012, 06:17 PM
Will the next thing be that people can donate part of their balances from their food stamp monies?

I was thinking vital organs.

La literatura
06-24-2012, 06:20 PM
The problem with this is not so much that it's tacky (although, it certainly is). But it's that consumer spending is an important aspect of our economy, and when we're still in the aftermath of a recession, we need to be spending and saving. Donating to a political campaign is neither consumer spending nor saving. At best, it's an investment, but in this election, it's a gamble.

chiefzilla1501
06-24-2012, 06:23 PM
If there's one thing most people would probably agree with (bipartisan), it's that campaign finance reform would be really nice.

Shit, can you imagine if the billions of dollars we pump into campaign spending would be pumped into the economy or nonprofits that actually help people?

patteeu
06-24-2012, 06:24 PM
The problem with this is not so much that it's tacky (although, it certainly is). But it's that consumer spending is an important aspect of our economy, and when we're still in the aftermath of a recession, we need to be spending and saving. Donating to a political campaign is neither consumer spending nor saving. At best, it's an investment, but in this election, it's a gamble.

Campaign donations are spent into the economy, although it's a different part of the economy (tv advertising and airlines rather than McDonald's and Bass Pro).

stonedstooge
06-24-2012, 06:26 PM
If there's one thing most people would probably agree with (bipartisan), it's that campaign finance reform would be really nice.

Shit, can you imagine if the billions of dollars we pump into campaign spending would be pumped into the economy or nonprofits that actually help people?

Let alone having to endure the campaigns at every level taking over the airwaves

ClevelandBronco
06-24-2012, 06:36 PM
Unless I get to write the executive order of my choosing, you're getting a fucking gravy boat.

La literatura
06-24-2012, 06:46 PM
Campaign donations are spent into the economy, although it's a different part of the economy (tv advertising and airlines rather than McDonald's and Bass Pro).

Okay, that's true. Plus, unlike most gravy bowls, it's American-centric.

Okay, patteeu, if you want America's economy to be strong, you need to donate to Obama.

La literatura
06-24-2012, 06:50 PM
Campaign donations are spent into the economy, although it's a different part of the economy (tv advertising and airlines rather than McDonald's and Bass Pro).

I'm a lobbyist for the gravy bowl industry. Please be quiet.

chiefzilla1501
06-24-2012, 06:51 PM
Campaign donations are spent into the economy, although it's a different part of the economy (tv advertising and airlines rather than McDonald's and Bass Pro).

I'm a firm, firm believer in investing into the economy to create jobs. I don't agree in this case because it's not a growth investment. You create jobs based on how much money you spend, whereas a growth investment has ability to turn that $1 spent into $100. Here's why. If your campaigns cut spending, then these ad agencies, media planners, etc... have to dramatically cut head count.

The big problem is that the majority of these donors are really rich guys, who have ability to invest back into the economy. Especially if they're using business funds to fund these campaigns. When you have less money in your company, you're going to be more conservative about your investments. It might mean that you might cut the cord on building that factory that could have created 100 more jobs.

I'm a big fan of advertising. I am not a fan of it in this context. Because essentially, you are spending a whole shitload of money to get the same exact result. Barack Obama isn't going to get more "brand awareness" because he's spending a shitload more money. It's all about share of voice. In other words, if he spends a shitload, but Romney spend the same shitload, the result isn't all that much different from if they would have both spent moderately.

patteeu
06-24-2012, 06:56 PM
I'm a firm, firm believer in investing into the economy to create jobs. I don't agree in this case because it's not a growth investment. You create jobs based on how much money you spend, whereas a growth investment has ability to turn that $1 spent into $100. Here's why. If your campaigns cut spending, then these ad agencies, media planners, etc... have to dramatically cut head count.

The big problem is that the majority of these donors are really rich guys, who have ability to invest back into the economy. Especially if they're using business funds to fund these campaigns. When you have less money in your company, you're going to be more conservative about your investments. It might mean that you might cut the cord on building that factory that could have created 100 more jobs.

I'm a big fan of advertising. I am not a fan of it in this context. Because essentially, you are spending a whole shitload of money to get the same exact result. Barack Obama isn't going to get more "brand awareness" because he's spending a shitload more money. It's all about share of voice. In other words, if he spends a shitload, but Romney spend the same shitload, the result isn't all that much different from if they would have both spent moderately.

Just to clarify, I'm not advocating political contributions as economic stimulus.

fan4ever
06-24-2012, 06:59 PM
Unless I get to write the executive order of my choosing, you're getting a ****ing gravy boat.

LMAO

chiefzilla1501
06-24-2012, 07:25 PM
Just to clarify, I'm not advocating political contributions as economic stimulus.

Gotcha. Then I think we're on the same page.

I mean, I guess on the plus side, it's better than draining taxpayer money on non-growth investments (that create a lot less value). But I've always been in t he school that the private sector grows through investment, and I'm increasingly concerned that those who should be making those investments in this country aren't doing that.

patteeu
06-25-2012, 06:37 AM
Gotcha. Then I think we're on the same page.

I mean, I guess on the plus side, it's better than draining taxpayer money on non-growth investments (that create a lot less value). But I've always been in t he school that the private sector grows through investment, and I'm increasingly concerned that those who should be making those investments in this country aren't doing that.

I'm with you.

mikey23545
06-25-2012, 09:38 AM
It's hard for me to believe an issue that speaks of the depravity of Obama's character is turning into a discussion of how much economic stimulus may be derived from Obama stealing presents from under the Christmas tree.

qabbaan
06-25-2012, 09:54 AM
It's hard for me to believe an issue that speaks of the depravity of Obama's character is turning into a discussion of how much economic stimulus may be derived from Obama stealing presents from under the Christmas tree.

Do you know how many children are going to spend the $5 bills in their birthday cards on candy and sugary soft drinks? Why, we'd be doing them a service by giving this money to the Obama campaign.

Who is going to care for their obesity, diabetes, heart disease, gallstones, and high blood pressure when they are older? Well, the national health service of course. Obama 4 our health!

cosmo20002
06-25-2012, 11:12 AM
It's hard for me to believe an issue that speaks of the depravity of Obama's character is turning into a discussion of how much economic stimulus may be derived from Obama stealing presents from under the Christmas tree.

Voluntary = stealing?

I agree it is kind of tacky, but if someone wants to ask their friends to give to the campaign rather than buy them another toaster, what's the BFD?

Frankly, the whole process of expecting and registering for wedding/shower gifts is tacky in the first place, so this is a logical extension.

Iz Zat Chew
06-25-2012, 11:32 AM
Voluntary = stealing?

I agree it is kind of tacky, but if someone wants to ask their friends to give to the campaign rather than buy them another toaster, what's the BFD?

Frankly, the whole process of expecting and registering for wedding/shower gifts is tacky in the first place, so this is a logical extension.

is taht so? Logically you should be sending all of that money to Romney then.

alpha_omega
06-25-2012, 11:42 AM
As usual...it's all about him.

mikey23545
06-25-2012, 11:57 AM
Voluntary = stealing?

I agree it is kind of tacky, but if someone wants to ask their friends to give to the campaign rather than buy them another toaster, what's the BFD?

Frankly, the whole process of expecting and registering for wedding/shower gifts is tacky in the first place, so this is a logical extension.

Literal-minded much?

LVNHACK
06-25-2012, 01:44 PM
Here's an idea....how about rather then POTUS & family taking anymore vacations while in office...they donate the money they'd have spent to his campaign ?

Bump
06-25-2012, 02:03 PM
there has been speculation that Obama will announce that he will support the legalization of marijuana. But since he lied about not interfering at the federal level, I'd probably take that as a desperate attempt to get more votes. But on the other hand, it would be huge for the movement to end this ridiculous prohibition, just having a president who supports it would be big.

Iz Zat Chew
06-25-2012, 04:23 PM
Here's an idea....how about rather then POTUS & family taking anymore vacations while in office...they donate the money they'd have spent to his campaign ?

Why would they want to impact their grand vacations so they could continue their current life style? They feel that the little people should support their version of welfare.

mlyonsd
06-25-2012, 04:43 PM
there has been speculation that Obama will announce that he will support the legalization of marijuana. But since he lied about not interfering at the federal level, I'd probably take that as a desperate attempt to get more votes. But on the other hand, it would be huge for the movement to end this ridiculous prohibition, just having a president who supports it would be big.Never happen.

vailpass
06-25-2012, 04:55 PM
Never happen.

No but I wish it would. Gay marriage, facilitating illegal aliens, then legalizing pot? It would be just like that uppity prick to think he could pull it off.
The anti-obama voter turnout would be 102%.

Otter
06-25-2012, 05:18 PM
there has been speculation that Obama will announce that he will support the legalization of marijuana. But since he lied about not interfering at the federal level, I'd probably take that as a desperate attempt to get more votes. But on the other hand, it would be huge for the movement to end this ridiculous prohibition, just having a president who supports it would be big.

Have you seen the contributions to bum **** barry from pharmaceuticals and the health care industry? That lying sack of shit would promise a colony on mars in 2013 if he thought it would get him votes.

Yep, this country would be a mess if Ron Paul was put in charge for 4 years.

Inspector
06-26-2012, 01:30 PM
LMAO

And 4 tickets to Kenya...

Oops, I mean Hawaii...

My understanding is you buy the tickets to Kenya then alter them to say Hawaii.

Reaper16
06-26-2012, 04:18 PM
Tacky? No doubt.

But perhaps the one thing that Democrats have done well lately is getting campaign contributions from the younger set, mostly through internet efforts. The party's success here goes back to Howard Dean's campaign.

It's pathetic and shallow, but this sort of tactic works. Sadly.

Reaper16
06-28-2012, 08:31 PM
Speaking of tacky, expect ol' Fox News to be yapping about this awful shirt soon:

https://store.barackobama.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/o/f/ofa1091_bfd_t.jpg

InChiefsHell
07-04-2012, 10:51 AM
Speaking of tacky, expect ol' Fox News to be yapping about this awful shirt soon:

https://store.barackobama.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/o/f/ofa1091_bfd_t.jpg

Unless that means Bellevue Fire Department, I'd say it's pretty tacky for the President's campaign to be selling such a shirt. But, I wouldn't expect less...